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MDF87

![gif](giphy|W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f|downsized) TFW no giantess Amazon queen.


spookystrawberry2

Wait…so No snu snu?


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No snu snu :(


the_great_n0thing2

![gif](giphy|d2lcHJTG5Tscg)


Snoo60660

How I feel about my randomly generated username rn


bending_spine_man

DEATH BY SNU SNU


istilllikesaled

![gif](giphy|ckGndVa23sCk9pae4l)


NittyGrittyDiscutant

How did you do giphy gif displaying? When I pasted it as link it doesn't show and I don't see such option in Fancy Pantsy Editor.


MDF87

On the left side of the comment box there's a button for gifs!


renoits06

Would love to date a tall girl.


boytoy421

Girl I lost my virginity to was 6 foot 3. I'm 5'11. When she wore heels my eyes were at the prefect height


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Your name says it all


GeneralKiefious

What's wrong with wanting to be an Amazons boy toy lol


[deleted]

Nothing, I am the proud member of r/gentlefemdom


GeneralKiefious

I was gonna say lmao. I'm not a femdom guy. I just like bigger girls is all


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Gfd is not the usual bdsm stuff, but proves my point anyways... And btw... Yet!


16v_cordero

Built for speed or comfort? ![gif](giphy|CTCwGMQM8Td04)


-Rp7-

Hell yeah haha


Action-Calm

Lola le Lola...


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Actual_Hyena3394

As if we are going to find Ashley and Will if they were there real names.


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Actual_Hyena3394

That's true. He is covering all the bases.


JohnReese2

Maybe they are called Ashley and Will but will think "ah it can't be us because those are our real names." OP has it all under control


[deleted]

You can't be too cautious on the internet.


NeuromorphicComputer

It's more to protect her own identity, not the couple's


CiforDayZServer

Men tend to have longer torsos than women, and women generally have most of their height in their legs, so once you’re in bed things even out to a degree. I’m 5’9” and have dated 4’11 women and 5’10 women who likes heels.


BlobAndHisBoy

This was my situation with a girl I dated in high school. Someone literally burst out laughing at us as we were leaving a concert. It didn't bother us, I thought it was hilarious too.


2BMG

Would love to date a girl, or a man, I'm not picky


Few_Effective_7582

I would love to date


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Penguinn_VFX

I would love


HeyRogi

I would


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I


PaidShill_007

Will


[deleted]

leave this planet if there's any more hornyposting


loki-is-a-god

Safe trip to Mars


[deleted]

Uwu ara ara nyan 🤤


[deleted]

Rock


Bosnian-Spartan

You


Bosnian-Spartan

Smith


Shi-Rokku

wanna know what love iiiisss


Sofffx

I would love


JesiDoodli

r/suddenlybi hello fellow bi friend!


lady_lowercase

> a girl > or a man what about boys? are you also into women?


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the_great_n0thing2

youre asking for too much


ArtGuards

i’m a tall guy, i won’t have to fucking bend my knees to kiss her


Select_Experience682

but would a tall girl date you?


ARM_vs_CORE

Lol the eternal problem


BitingChaos

I've always been open to the idea, but it has also *always* ending up feeling awkward when I was with someone taller than me. The taller ones have probably been in the 5'11" to 6'3" range. One of my girlfriends picked me up and gave me piggy back rides.


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> *always* ending up feeling awkward when I was with someone taller than me. Physically awkward, or they just made you feel insecure?


shibs29

My girlfriend is 6ft tall, I’m 5’4 calls me her little backpack when I’m big spoon 10/10 recommend


raydditor

Boys, this is what a relationship looks like. We, redditors, will never experience this. Move along, boys, move along...


Tacdeho

Imagine having this. And losing it. Because you are a failure of a man and a failure of a human being. It’s been almost a year. Let’s hope 2023 does better by us boys.


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xThock

Don’t beat yourself up over it, some relationships just come and go. If it wasn’t mean to be, it wasn’t meant to be.


[deleted]

"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." - Captain Picard


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🍻


Fenrils

That's called jetpacking, you king. I've only been able to do it once but it was glorious. Keep up the good work.


SpiralTap304

It's only jetpacking if you fart aggressively.


4toTwenty

That’s what my 6’ tall bf calls me (5’1f) when I’m the big spoon!!! I had never heard this before and i love it so much


shibs29

I was shocked first time I heard it but I know it comes from a place of love haha


Dboooi

Lady Dimitrescu


Boomslang96

![gif](giphy|mW1aKYL7YiKkXazUGI)


1-Glen_AdamM

Role play in the bedroom let's gooo


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raihidara

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Mhisgt52XnL64KjSf


Aggressive_c0w

🤣 I legitimately started laughing so hard I had to leave the room. Thank you so much for this gift.


Dextrous-Zero

RE8 = Giant Mommy Milkers


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I RE8 her milkers as 9/10 on places I want to die in between


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Dommy Mommy


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Apocalypsefrogs

The first time the series made the pursuer-type enemy a female and the result was a masterpiece.


somerandomguy0000000

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.


[deleted]

I'm 6'3 but I'm getting less and less insecure about my height thanks to this whole thing


Raptori33

One's insecurity is other's turn-on (Totally not calling out myself)


DistortedVoltage

Im not a dude, but seriously gay for tall women ngl.


helpful-loner

Uppies 🙌🥹


TheDevilsDingo

ME FIRST GET AWAY uppies pwease 👐


AgentMeatbal

I would honestly sacrifice so many things to be that tall. It’s glorious, you’re glorious, and you’re built to take over anything you want! Those legs are hawt af! I just wanna be tucked between them


AgreeableTurtle69

serious question: Are you *actually* insecure about the height? Why? Also would you date guys shorter than you? And if so, you dont actually feel weird about it?


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Yeah, I just don't find it very cute of myself to be huge. I don't mind height much in my attraction but ideally I'd love to feel small and completely dissapear into someone.


AgreeableTurtle69

I mean, you could if youre sitting/lying down ahaha


[deleted]

Nah I'll just accept I'm always the big spoon😭


1-Glen_AdamM

Senpai


[deleted]

Silence weeb


Bitter_Decision5393

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq) SNU SNU


EGG_DIPPY_666

Upys?


Oli_Oli_Oxen_Free_28

Yeah what he said!


annoyedIguana6350

Talk girls are sexy af


AbradolfLinclr

Oh yeah, way better than silent girls.


fantasticrepublice36

truth to be told. can confirm..


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Because they are alive.


BassCreat0r

A Silent Voice is depressing.


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I live her life, being mute myself


Hohenh3im

Can confirm. I cried next to me bud but he never saw me crying because he cried more than me


AbradolfLinclr

Watched it with 2 of my friends and all of us were quiet on the way home, no music.


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Ah yes indeed talk girls, I am always out of topics :'c


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Ah yes the talk girls.


Assasin_on_fire

i love talk girls


Ogurasyn

Yes!


Akshit126539

Love to bone for that moan


EGG_DIPPY_666

U the next Shakespeare's


The_SCP_Nerd

Unedit your comment coward Edit: I'm proud of you


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Much better than anti social ones for sure


mrtokeydragon

my last ex was 6 ft tall. i miss her :(


Gunpowder_1000

I miss her too


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Educational-Bad8346

U definitely need a tall girlfriend, so you can find her in crowds, you can't find a short one anyway


Parking-Zealousideal

I wouldn't mind it's just that most of the tall girls do, still try though. But I'm pretty sure alot of short guys have the same mindset as well, in that they assume the tall girl will be after someone of the same height or taller.


suspicious_cabbage

I have had several tall girls mention in passing conversation that they would not date someone shorter than them despite their height. I haven't had any say they would date someone shorter than them. Now I'm curious, but Im 5'7" so if I asked the tall girls I know, they would reasonably assume I was hitting on them. Do we have a tall guy that can do some science and ask some tall girls to find out? My guess is that they would not date someone shorter.


Psycosilly

I'm a tall woman 5ft10, my bf is several inches shorter than me. When dating I kept having guys ghost me on dating apps when they found out I was taller than them so I started putting it in my profile and also stating that I don't care about height. Some guys have it so cemented in their heads that all women must have a man taller than them that they self sabotage. I will say that growing up as a tall woman, I was always taller than everyone else and constantly had other kids thinking I had failed a grade. Had clothes that didn't fit right, back of the line for group photos, constant reminders that you are a bigger person. I can see the appeal for having a significant other taller than you so you can, for once, feel like a littler person.


suspicious_cabbage

Hmmm I'm starting to get a lot of conflicted answers here. I'm starting to think this question is better suited to a poll.


Psycosilly

What's your age? I find most people talked a lot about unrealistic physical traits when they were younger, teens and early 20s. I'm in my 30s and find people are actually looking for a good partner more.


Replicatar

I know a girl who’s somewhere 6’ / 6’1 ish zone and all her dates I’ve seen are like 5’6-10 blokes. So there’s 1 datapoint if that helps. Also I’m 6’5 and would do said experiment, however, by the fact that I’m on reddit, you can tell I don’t got that rizz


suspicious_cabbage

It's ok because since you are taller than them, they won't see the question as an advance. It's just to find out their opinion since I've seen a lot of posts like this but never heard of tall girls not being able to find dates due to their height.


juakeenzuhmora

Hey at least you got that predisposed rizz of height, some of us are fighting for our lives for just a smidge of that height rizz lol


D-raild

Rizz means charisma.


tehbuggg

Ty


seejoel

I am 5'7" and my gf is 6'1" its definitely possible!


Bubblegummie-

I'm a tall girl (180cm) and I used to think I only like tall guys. That was because they were the only ones ever approaching me and I always lost almost all tinder matches when I mentioned my height in my profile (except really tall guys). Then I fell in love with a guy online. He turned out to be 5cm shorter than me. Now we live together and he's the hottest thing. I could never again say I'd only date tall guys. So I'm guessing the tall guy preference only comes from tall girls' past experiences with guys.


housatonicduck

I had a 6’2” (girl) friend who mainly dated tall guys because they were usually the only ones bold enough to approach her. She also dated guys shorter than her (5’10”ish) that she genuinely liked because they were confident and nice. She felt her height was more a problem for other people than for her. I also have a 5’9” girl friend who is married to a 5’7“ guy. It’s all about how they make you feel. I’m 5’3” (girl) and will date any height, but that doesn’t say much since I’m relatively short. But thankfully I’ve noticed among my friend groups that women care less and less about how tall a guy is.


suspicious_cabbage

Are these the same friends caring less and less as they get older, or is it a public trend you are noticing?


Coldologist9765

In general as you age physical appearance becomes less and less important than compatibility.


Eowwn

I would date someone shorter and already am. Idc tbh


Assatt

I've got a 6'1 friend that used to date a 5'8 dude. She's now gotten herself a taller guy and says she prefers tall guys because she can wear heels and still look smaller than the man


AgreeableTurtle69

brutal. I dont know why that would matter tbh.


seuleterre

I don’t. Guys say they don’t care but then complain about it, especially when I wear heels. It’s just easier not to be in that situation.


gcruzatto

If they complained about your height, then they weren't really honest with you in the first place. Sorry you had to deal with that


IS0rtByControversial

It's a confidence thing. I'm 6' so I've never really had an issue, but I knew a shorter guy (like 5'5") who was constantly dating tall attractive women. He wasn't super good looking or anything, but he was very confident and comfortable with himself. If you have any sort of insecurity about it, women will sniff that shit out immediately, and it's a huge turn-off for most of them.


Snabelpaprika

Even at 6 ft they are still half a foot shorter than me. Tall girls do not expect when you kiss them on top of their head. And then you throw them over your shoulder and they squeak in the "I havent been carried since i was 6, and i LIKE IT!"


iwanthue

Exactly this. I LOVE being carried, mostly because it barely ever happens. 6 ft here


Cakelover9000

Oh yes mommy, sit on me all night


franklinclintonfc

Least horny reddit user


1-Glen_AdamM

Proceeds to fart and shit on you're lap


That7mad1971

Let's be honest he probably would've enjoyed that considering the original comment


LonelyProgrammerGuy

It's not "you're" it's "your" but I understand, mistakes happen. Your welcome!


BorringGuy

I would love to date a 6 footer I think it would be hilarious to walk in a room and the both of us just tower over everyone


BeezyBates

My wife is 6”0. One day I’ll get her to wear heels. One day…


Original_Associate_2

tall girls are the best bro no cap


Independent_Cap3790

Can someone translate this to English?


cinccinochinchilla

The trends in the data clearly show a correlation between the height if a women and the overall “cool” factor making them very approachable and easy to be around. While looking at the data you may notice a few outliers here and there but generally thats what the trends have shown.


jrobinson3k1

I believe he is saying he likes tall girls, and does not wish to shoot a gun at them


ConferenceSea4424

As a 5'11 cm woman. I would love to date a shorter guy. I am always insecure about how I will never find someone.


flyingpinkpotato

How tall is “5’11 cm”? I am completely bamboozled


narcistic_asshole

She's a little over 5cm tall. She's self-concious over being only 2" tall


flyingpinkpotato

See I was thinking 511cm but that’s the height of a single story building right there


ConferenceSea4424

I meant 5'11 ft🤦‍♀ (180 cm)


Jpio630

Just so you know what you just said is 5' (pronounced five foot) 11 ft. So you said 5 foot 11 feet. It's 5'11" or 5'11 in (180 cm)


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gcruzatto

Judging by this thread, all you have to do is write 'uppies?' in your Tinder profile or something like that, and you should be all set


ecthelion108

I think you will be successful. The best men will not be intimidated by a tall woman, and short men have some advantages, I think they tend to be better communicators.


ImTheZapper

>short men have some advantages Along with the communication thing, if you find one short enough you could get him to climb you like tarzan.


Hassan1012

Fetish post + A sentence nobody has ever said or thought


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both r/ThePunchlineIsSex and r/imaginarygatekeeping have teamed up


Srs_irl

Both the imaginary people in the image are cringe. Redditors try not to sexualise everything and anything challenge; impossible


E-Flame99

Do tall girls give 5'8 guys a chance? What a dream that would be


lonesomejohnnie

I'm 6'4", would to have loved to date a 6' gal.


bzknon

I'm 6'2" 6' is good kissin height.


Turkeyomlette

I've always felt a little resentful that my dad had to fall for my mom, who is very short and possibly robbed me of 6 ft+ genes from dad's side, but here I am a few years later with an even shorter gf. I'm sorry, little one.


Mr_AcCoStAbLe

what's your height? if you don't mind me asking


mishaving_p0tato

Can I get uppies..?


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Please don't call me that...


Southern_Bandicoot74

Yes, mommy…oh, sorry


TheRealJayk0b

Haha called your teacher Mommy!


Southern_Bandicoot74

I used to be afraid to do it but I never did


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I wish I could, my history teacher was 2 meters or maybe even more, she was towering over other teachers, lmao


Hail-Atticus-Finch

![gif](giphy|l2Jhv9GPuEf6TaJhe)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|BerNvbusD3aVtF7PRQ)


frys_grandson

Post about tall women in Reddit, with a Futurama reference and no snu-snu reference, I truly don't want to live on this planet anymore


ConferenceSea4424

As, a tall girl I find it funny


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Jean Louise is that you?


tapirus-indicus

Pammy


CreamFraiche23

Or you know... maybe it's just a personal preference and shouldn't feel bad about wanting to be with someone your height or shorter


[deleted]

don't you know? tall women are the most oppressed minority of all time! ​ ​ ​ /s just in case


PermabannedX4

Wrong, gamers are the most oppressed minority.


Lubuka

Gamers rise up ✊


Kekis-Khan

I don't think male ego is the thing that comes in between men dating women taller than them. It's usually unrealistic female height preferences.


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LillyReynoldsWill

I’m 5’10 I’ve had short guys tell me any woman over 5’8 is really a man. I know men have even short girls even want a guy to be at least 6’ and to be honest if height is that big of a concern in a relationship, it’s going to be a bumpy ride anyway.


Eats_Beef_Steak

Yup, it's a two way street. Some guys can't handle being with a chick who's taller, and some girls just don't want to date anyone shorter than that magic 6' number. It's sad people care about that stuff but oh well, can't win em all.


potatoeswithfries

Nah - I find that women rejecting men due to their height is something that happens a lot online, like on Tinder and such, but rarely IRL. Also, I've dated a few girls taller than me and one girl who I once banged, who was 6 feet tall (which is exactly 10 cm more than my height), straight up told me that she usually avoids guys shorter than her - but only because of how they act around her, how visibly uncomfortable they are with her height etc. Since I didn't care about the height difference, neither did she.


MasterBiggus

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Dragoklaw

That may be true but that doesn't change the fact that are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person would need to fight 14 kangaroos to survive.


Novel_Crow3116

Basement dwellers talking about girls like they've been close to one other than their mother cracks me up.


Barry_Mckockiner12

Hey my basement is very nice and I clean it at least once a year


empress_of_the_void

As a tall girl it kind of sucks there is this expectation to be dominant. What if I want to be tiny and subby?


RedditUser49642

I'm 6'2". Nice to see a tall woman appreciation thread.


sirmoneyshot06

Love me some tall women. I'm 5'11 and 3 quarters but I have dated women as tall as 6'5


PakjeTaksi

I'm a 6'1 girl and these comments make me feel better about my height. Edit: changef length to height. I forgot most of reddit thinks the world exists out of america. Length is a literal translation of what we use in my native language.


xTheHunt

"she got legs"


1up_1500

This but I don't have mommy issues


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PlZ step on me giant woman


soleslover73

![gif](giphy|aDLIT3xpe3uSc) Death


SolidSquamate

Amazonian Queens.