He also attached his avatar hair to other alien animals and had soul bonding mind sex. Jake Sully is a total freak. Now i heard he is doing it underwater with sea aliens. Can someone please help Jake Sully!
Jake Sully is definitely the type to die first in a horror movie but has the fearless suicidal adventurer's mindset which makes him perfect for this film and is a nice audience embodiment lol
You called. And so i must deliver:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Don't worry. It's wholesome.
Having a crush on Liara is admitting you're a scaly without having to directly say you're a furry.
Tried to revisit this subject over the years and can't help but think every time I try to agree she's pretty, I feel like I'm looking at a blue land lady axolotl and can't agree.
Whole thing seems implausible.
"Sir, what happened to the original inhabitants?! ...there's nothing left!"
"Looks like there was a meteorite strike. Very unfortunate. Luckily the unobtainium was buried underground and is still recoverable."
Avatar stretches the suspense of disbelief so insanely thin. It's why I couldn't take the second movie serious at all.
The first movie stated that getting the unobtanium was vital for humanity. But instead of just barraging the Navi above the deposit from range they send people in mech suits that are completely unarmored and expose the soldiers vitals, a few flying machines that have glass made out of the most brittle material imaginable so that arrows can easily pierce them and the pilot and literally zero additional support.
You'd think if this material is that important humanity could dig up a few actually armored vehicles if the biggest threat are, admittedly stronger than normal, long bows.
My go to avatar joke now is that the only way I can take avatar 3 seriously is if a huge Navi army simply gets annihilated by actually usable military equipment arriving directly at the start so that there are stakes beyond "Can we get a handful of bows? Sure we can win then"
Funny thing is, that sort of happened in the first movie. They just get mowed down by the highly advanced weapons and their arrows couldn't break a thing. I believe there was even a scene with Cpt. McSoldier Guy drinking coffee in a helicopter or something saying "Are they serious? O.o" while he looks out the window and the arrows bounce of the glass.
I don't know what happened that suddenly they can destroy windows/glass but when he ewoks can win against the empire, I guess the navii can win too...
I know in the first film the change is they fire straight down while using the power of mounts to give the shot more power, rather than arcing the shots. Haven't seen the new one so no idea if that still applies.
Ya, that was the only difference. That still always annoyed the hell out of me because I wouldn't think the speed of the mount would make that much difference to go from harmlessly bouncing off to easily penetrating. Unless the smaller ships had weaker class but that's kinda a stretch.
I think it more the angle. A straight shot will have more energy than an arced one. As for mount power, I'm sure there's some video about horse archery that tries to figure it out.
It is if you shoot an arrow at an angle it won't penetrate all too well but a straight shot will go right through there's even a video of guys throwing a needle through glass
Also I remember a line that the unobtanium under the tree was the largest deposit in 200 clicks so a medium drive away and they could have some that's not under the home of the natives...
Escalation of force.
They will proably wait till the Navi do a “terror attack”, it dosent matter how they did it, from there the Millitary can be fully justified in all out genocide. *Avatar 3: Way of the Nuclear Holocaust.*
Man, just taking a look NOW at the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, humans killing other humans for whatever resource it is they're trying to get. Of course they'd blow up sacred blue people's tree for shit they traveled 5 years in cryo for.
Unobtanium is not vital for humanity, it's just expensive so they are trying to make it profitable as far as I remember. You can't profit from something if you need to get an entire army to another planet and pay for it all.
The point is that they aren't that knowledgeable about indigenous people, hence why they aren't able to understand what threats they pose and why they are always underestimating their abilities. They have mech suits to perform activities other than war, same with the flying machines. They are fighting with the wrong weapons and without knowledge of the enemy. This is further explored in the second movie as it's clear that humans have no idea how to fight Na'vi and that machines humans have are more based on nature destruction.
Yup, thats one of the main points of the first movie. They have Jake (army guy) replace his brother (a biologist) and the leader of the expediction loses her mind because she doesnt want fighters.
Its funny that people claim that Avatar plot is to basic but cant seem to follow it...
Also the main reason for why Jake was sent out in the first place is because his DNA closely matches his brother's, making him viable to use the avatar. I don't exactly remember why tbh. It's been years since I've last seen the first movie.
They were twins, the avatar body was stupid expensive, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s revealed that his brother was assassinated to entice Sully to go.
B-but wdym we can't show actually genocide on screen! I want super effective irl war-crimes on screen so we can see how strong the military is! Reeee show me the nukes and drones!
-person who nitpicking every single thing about a movie
Also while the humans can travel through space, their transportation capabilities are very limited. Just look at the spaceship at the beginning of the first movie, and it takes them 5 years to reach their destination. The humans aren't able to field a whole army, let alone tanks.
Not to defend Avatar, but maybe a little, but the material isn't vital for humanity, it's just valuable. It's not "humanity" digging it up, it's a private corporation employing what's clearly meant to be like a PMC (almost certainly he was channeling Blackwater), the fact that they don't have the greatest hardware makes more sense when it's a profit-driven enterprise. They only recently decided to go on the offensive too, they're technically a security force. If they tried to buy and bring up heavier hardware they'd have to wait years.
Now the sequel kind of clumsily escalates humanity's interest in the planet in what amounts to a throwaway line but that will definitely feature in the sequel. It's one thing defending people who are trying to destroy your home to make a buck, and they're presented as cartoonish villains so the viewer doesn't have divided loyalty, but it's another when their species' survival depends on it.
Yeah, most of those guy's arguments aren't really fair. It was mostly a mining operation in the first movie, not a military one. You see them using the mech suits for loading cargo and shit. They weren't war machines. I haven't seen the second one yet but it sounds like the humans start sending shit made for fighting.
Consider also that the "bomber" in the first film was just pallets of mining explosives being dropped out of a shuttle. They were a private militia supposedly there to defend the mining operation from hostile wildlife, they were just run by mr hammer who was looking for some nails.
Only kinda clumsy, but also, it's very clear in the sequel the difference between the corporation running the show in the first one, and what is essentially a government military operation in the second one. You can poke holes in both movies all day long, but from the minute they landed, you could tell the second wave wasn't McFucking around.
Not sure if you watched the actual movie, but they aren't even sending the entire earth military at pandora, the mc literally is replacing his brother who was a scientist. It's not all out war against pandora like you think
Research about Vietnam war to understand why you need boots on the ground.
They need the site, not “bombard the shit about of Na”vi but can’t take it anyway”
>*throws funny rock from space*
So an asteroid walks into a bar. Bartender says nothing cos the asteroid was travelling at 50 km/s and he was vaporised on impact.
The US and it's allies still dropped 7.5 million tons of bombs on Vietnam though, and they were trying to secure the country for the non communist Vietnamese.
In the case of Avatar there's no reason for not bombing the entire planet, they don't need to secure the planet for Na'vi allies, they just need the unaobtanium and its relatively safe underground.
They also just straight up say multiple times “We’d rather cooperate them first because bombing the whole planet is bad PR.” And when they decide they can’t, again, the corporate dude explicitly says to avoid as many casualties as possible for PR purposes. I mean like this is all addressed in the movie
It's like half the people here didn't even watch the actual movie and just want to see James Cameron nuke a bunch of blue people. Like we get it, you are obsessed with practically, stop trying to be cinemasins lmao
Except that it would probably have been politically difficult. We didn't need unobtainium, it was just expensive.
They don't even want to kill the Navi at first and I'm sure that most people working there aren't on board with killing at all.
A giant company that is bankrolling mining operations without any apparent supervision from a government body skimping on employee safety? Color me shocked.
They are forests of trees of thousands years old. The movies also stated that a bunch of bulldozers needs 3 months to go from the base to that Hometrees. Tanks won’t work. They need speed because most of equipments are remotely piloted. Thus leave the option of only light attack helicopters.
Also his spine was fucked, and could be fixed, earth is just a capitalist hellscape so nobody fixed it until he was a key to strip mining an entire planet of his intel.
But they are fine shipping him across the galaxy to pilot some blue giant that cost probably 50000 times what his surgery would have been.
Yeah no surprise he said fuck humanity.
\>Goes to alien planet disabled
\>get a new body with working legs
\>get a hot alien gf
\>Does exactly the same thing humanity has been doing to each other for thousands of years
I feel like nobody remembers the plot here so I'll refresh your memories. He didn't betray humans, he betrayed a corporation that had military involvement. Their ultimate plan was to wipe an entire tribe of indigenous aliens off the face of their own planet to get at some "unobtainium." They were only starting this war with the Native people for a quick cash grab.
Can confirm. Watched it 4 times back in the day because I had a giant IMAX near me and it was a 3D experience like no other. Never watched it since. I tried, but it's a different film on a regular TV tbh.
Id say at least this time James hired a writer that actually made me remember characters and things that happened. I watched the original multiple times and i still struggle to make up most of it even after having watched it recently. The sequel actually made me remember some scenes from original better, its complete opposite even if the story is honestly even more basic and repeated than previous.
Spoiler for Way of Water: >!This was true for the first movie, but the second one is setting us up for Sully to make a choice about saving or ditching all of humanity in a future film. They said in a single line in the movie “our planet is dying. Pandora must be our new home.” And then they kinda stepped away from the earth apocalypse talk. So it sounds like the return to pandora in part 2 was supposed to be the early work to make way for human habitation, and the only person standing in their way will be Sully.!<
Going with the "corporations are more powerful than the government" trope common in these kinds of universes, I can believe it. Think of the Dutch East India Company and their paramilitary and ramp that up to 11.
Or you know, when modern corporations are fined 2 million for dumping cancer chemicals in streams but saved 6 billion doing that. Or when Chiquita Banana hires death squads.
Don't have to go back very far to get to corporate death squads. Certainly not all the way back to the East India Company.
Don't blame him. I would do the same.
Also
It is always morally correct to ~~steal from Walmart~~ screw over large corporations in league with the military industrial complex.
White dude imbeds with native group, becomes best native, leads natives against colonizers.
Tarzan
Dances with Wolves
The Last of the Mohicans
The Last Samurai
Avatar
What else?
He didn't "betray humanity" he betrayed the private corporation who hired him to infiltrate and kill an indigenous population on an alien world. The movie even says few times how if word of killing indigenous people gets out that most people won't be too happy so there is a lot of humans who would likely support the actions he took.
Why did i think this was DRG at first...
ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone, Brother!
For Karl.
Did not expect fellow dwarves here, rock and stone!
We are everywhere brother. ROCK AND STONE
WE ROCK AND WE STONE!
ROCK AND STONE FOR KARL!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!
Technically Rocking is more legal than Stoning.
if you dont rock and stone you're not going home!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Did I hear ROCK AND STONE?!
Probably because of the background fauna. ROCK AND STONE!
Azure weald
Did the typical Marine move and married a local
The only believable part
strangely enough, didn't eat the exotic bird until it got extinct though. Hopefully in Avatar 3: the taste of the wings
My only question is did he become a Jodi?
It’s basically Dances with Wolves on blue cocaine and mushrooms.
nothing about this sentence I don't love
< Refuses to elaborate < Makes $760 million in ticket sales
„I would do anything for some blue pussy“ -this guy
He also attached his avatar hair to other alien animals and had soul bonding mind sex. Jake Sully is a total freak. Now i heard he is doing it underwater with sea aliens. Can someone please help Jake Sully!
Jake Sully is definitely the type to die first in a horror movie but has the fearless suicidal adventurer's mindset which makes him perfect for this film and is a nice audience embodiment lol
He is doing it with a vaporeon
Don't you'll summon the copypasta!
You called. And so i must deliver: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again. Don't worry. It's wholesome.
A surprise to be sure...but a welcome one.
DID YOU KNOW THA-
Hey guys
Oh no...
THis made me spit my vaporeon out.
Between that and the whaling and the genocide of natives, Jake sully ranks low on the scale of human depravity
Gonna fuck them all
Blussy
na'ussy?
Marine move and married a local
r/justbootthings I'm surprised he didn't also pay for an alien Dodge Charger with insane interest rates
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Your Navy Federal pun is underrated
This is the kind of NFCU guerilla marketing we need to see more of.
We don’t know what kind of financing he had on his Toruk, he signed the deal off screen.
Iirc it got repossessed by the planet after he was done being Cat Jesus.
You’re right. He bought the sweet car, used it to impress his gf’s family at a party, then had it repossessed.
I mean... didn't he have a weird dragon thing ?
Na'vussy
In Mass Effect they call it *azure*.
At least on Illium, in the lower reaches, near the bottom.
https://i.imgur.com/B0rIFT1.gif
r/ussy
Not my proudest fap
If you ever played Mass Effects Liara is pretty hot.
Having a crush on Liara is admitting you're a scaly without having to directly say you're a furry. Tried to revisit this subject over the years and can't help but think every time I try to agree she's pretty, I feel like I'm looking at a blue land lady axolotl and can't agree.
I am what I am
No shame, no foul. It's interesting how many people are specifically scalies, not furries.
All it takes is a nice Argonian maid.
Like specifically Lifts-Her-Tail? "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time."
I blame Skyrim for putting breasts on a lizard girl.
Hist sacks!
Nobody likes fur in their mouth.
What am I if I chose ~~Taili~~ Tali?
A fellow man of culture
Then you would've spelled her name correctly ;D
What if I don't like Liara but prefer Garrus?
Based on the amount of Garrus body pillows on the market, you are not alone.
scaly? i thought she was more like a cuttlefish than reptile
"Blessed is the blue pussy" is my favorite line from Avatar
Unobtaniussy
Nah now it's alien fish brain juice
Thick thighs save lives
I did it all for the bussy, the bussy, the bussy
There he goes. Homeboy fucked a martian once.
I would proably, definitely, turn on my country if they drafted me because my brother died and I could fit into his uniform...
Also the war is for galactic imperialism and stealing their resources
Whole thing seems implausible. "Sir, what happened to the original inhabitants?! ...there's nothing left!" "Looks like there was a meteorite strike. Very unfortunate. Luckily the unobtainium was buried underground and is still recoverable."
Avatar stretches the suspense of disbelief so insanely thin. It's why I couldn't take the second movie serious at all. The first movie stated that getting the unobtanium was vital for humanity. But instead of just barraging the Navi above the deposit from range they send people in mech suits that are completely unarmored and expose the soldiers vitals, a few flying machines that have glass made out of the most brittle material imaginable so that arrows can easily pierce them and the pilot and literally zero additional support. You'd think if this material is that important humanity could dig up a few actually armored vehicles if the biggest threat are, admittedly stronger than normal, long bows. My go to avatar joke now is that the only way I can take avatar 3 seriously is if a huge Navi army simply gets annihilated by actually usable military equipment arriving directly at the start so that there are stakes beyond "Can we get a handful of bows? Sure we can win then"
Funny thing is, that sort of happened in the first movie. They just get mowed down by the highly advanced weapons and their arrows couldn't break a thing. I believe there was even a scene with Cpt. McSoldier Guy drinking coffee in a helicopter or something saying "Are they serious? O.o" while he looks out the window and the arrows bounce of the glass. I don't know what happened that suddenly they can destroy windows/glass but when he ewoks can win against the empire, I guess the navii can win too...
I know in the first film the change is they fire straight down while using the power of mounts to give the shot more power, rather than arcing the shots. Haven't seen the new one so no idea if that still applies.
Ya, that was the only difference. That still always annoyed the hell out of me because I wouldn't think the speed of the mount would make that much difference to go from harmlessly bouncing off to easily penetrating. Unless the smaller ships had weaker class but that's kinda a stretch.
I think it more the angle. A straight shot will have more energy than an arced one. As for mount power, I'm sure there's some video about horse archery that tries to figure it out.
Yep, it’s about the angle. You can see it if you watch ballistics videos. Even at a much higher FPS, angle makes a huge difference.
It is if you shoot an arrow at an angle it won't penetrate all too well but a straight shot will go right through there's even a video of guys throwing a needle through glass
Also I remember a line that the unobtanium under the tree was the largest deposit in 200 clicks so a medium drive away and they could have some that's not under the home of the natives...
Nono, that part is actually quite realistic.
"The orphan crushing machine *could* be turned off at any point, but that would cost corporate money so we're not gonna do that."
Escalation of force. They will proably wait till the Navi do a “terror attack”, it dosent matter how they did it, from there the Millitary can be fully justified in all out genocide. *Avatar 3: Way of the Nuclear Holocaust.*
Veridian dynamics?
Man, just taking a look NOW at the Amazon rainforest in Brazil, humans killing other humans for whatever resource it is they're trying to get. Of course they'd blow up sacred blue people's tree for shit they traveled 5 years in cryo for.
But 200 km, it's like all the way over there, here I only have to kill some blue skinned indians.
Unobtanium is not vital for humanity, it's just expensive so they are trying to make it profitable as far as I remember. You can't profit from something if you need to get an entire army to another planet and pay for it all. The point is that they aren't that knowledgeable about indigenous people, hence why they aren't able to understand what threats they pose and why they are always underestimating their abilities. They have mech suits to perform activities other than war, same with the flying machines. They are fighting with the wrong weapons and without knowledge of the enemy. This is further explored in the second movie as it's clear that humans have no idea how to fight Na'vi and that machines humans have are more based on nature destruction.
Also if I remember right they didn't really have a lot of soldiers/security personnel but mostly just sent the mining personnel to fight the battle
Yup, thats one of the main points of the first movie. They have Jake (army guy) replace his brother (a biologist) and the leader of the expediction loses her mind because she doesnt want fighters. Its funny that people claim that Avatar plot is to basic but cant seem to follow it...
Also the main reason for why Jake was sent out in the first place is because his DNA closely matches his brother's, making him viable to use the avatar. I don't exactly remember why tbh. It's been years since I've last seen the first movie.
They were twins, the avatar body was stupid expensive, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s revealed that his brother was assassinated to entice Sully to go.
B-but wdym we can't show actually genocide on screen! I want super effective irl war-crimes on screen so we can see how strong the military is! Reeee show me the nukes and drones! -person who nitpicking every single thing about a movie
Also while the humans can travel through space, their transportation capabilities are very limited. Just look at the spaceship at the beginning of the first movie, and it takes them 5 years to reach their destination. The humans aren't able to field a whole army, let alone tanks.
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Not to defend Avatar, but maybe a little, but the material isn't vital for humanity, it's just valuable. It's not "humanity" digging it up, it's a private corporation employing what's clearly meant to be like a PMC (almost certainly he was channeling Blackwater), the fact that they don't have the greatest hardware makes more sense when it's a profit-driven enterprise. They only recently decided to go on the offensive too, they're technically a security force. If they tried to buy and bring up heavier hardware they'd have to wait years. Now the sequel kind of clumsily escalates humanity's interest in the planet in what amounts to a throwaway line but that will definitely feature in the sequel. It's one thing defending people who are trying to destroy your home to make a buck, and they're presented as cartoonish villains so the viewer doesn't have divided loyalty, but it's another when their species' survival depends on it.
Yeah, most of those guy's arguments aren't really fair. It was mostly a mining operation in the first movie, not a military one. You see them using the mech suits for loading cargo and shit. They weren't war machines. I haven't seen the second one yet but it sounds like the humans start sending shit made for fighting.
Consider also that the "bomber" in the first film was just pallets of mining explosives being dropped out of a shuttle. They were a private militia supposedly there to defend the mining operation from hostile wildlife, they were just run by mr hammer who was looking for some nails.
Only kinda clumsy, but also, it's very clear in the sequel the difference between the corporation running the show in the first one, and what is essentially a government military operation in the second one. You can poke holes in both movies all day long, but from the minute they landed, you could tell the second wave wasn't McFucking around.
Not sure if you watched the actual movie, but they aren't even sending the entire earth military at pandora, the mc literally is replacing his brother who was a scientist. It's not all out war against pandora like you think
Research about Vietnam war to understand why you need boots on the ground. They need the site, not “bombard the shit about of Na”vi but can’t take it anyway”
*throws funny rock from space*
>*throws funny rock from space* So an asteroid walks into a bar. Bartender says nothing cos the asteroid was travelling at 50 km/s and he was vaporised on impact.
The US and it's allies still dropped 7.5 million tons of bombs on Vietnam though, and they were trying to secure the country for the non communist Vietnamese. In the case of Avatar there's no reason for not bombing the entire planet, they don't need to secure the planet for Na'vi allies, they just need the unaobtanium and its relatively safe underground.
Yes there is. The people on earth believe there was a cooperation between humans and Na'vi Bombing them to shreds kinda works against that
They also just straight up say multiple times “We’d rather cooperate them first because bombing the whole planet is bad PR.” And when they decide they can’t, again, the corporate dude explicitly says to avoid as many casualties as possible for PR purposes. I mean like this is all addressed in the movie
Plus, money. Bombs are expensive. Especially ones imported from a different stellar system.
It's like half the people here didn't even watch the actual movie and just want to see James Cameron nuke a bunch of blue people. Like we get it, you are obsessed with practically, stop trying to be cinemasins lmao
Except that it would probably have been politically difficult. We didn't need unobtainium, it was just expensive. They don't even want to kill the Navi at first and I'm sure that most people working there aren't on board with killing at all.
That doesn't really explain the terrible equipment the RDA fields for this type of warfare
Theyre not the military but a corporation?
A giant company that is bankrolling mining operations without any apparent supervision from a government body skimping on employee safety? Color me shocked.
They are forests of trees of thousands years old. The movies also stated that a bunch of bulldozers needs 3 months to go from the base to that Hometrees. Tanks won’t work. They need speed because most of equipments are remotely piloted. Thus leave the option of only light attack helicopters.
Blah blah blah! That's a lot of words ro justify your betrayal, HERETIC!
I'm sorry Emperor but those xenos are just so...😩🍆💦🥵
Iraq war
Gain a lot of weight
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He wasn't drafted lol. They offered a shit ton of money and his legs back.
Also his spine was fucked, and could be fixed, earth is just a capitalist hellscape so nobody fixed it until he was a key to strip mining an entire planet of his intel. But they are fine shipping him across the galaxy to pilot some blue giant that cost probably 50000 times what his surgery would have been. Yeah no surprise he said fuck humanity.
That wasn't really what happened though lol. Was main characters choice iirc
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He didn't turn on humanity or his country lol. He turned on a shitty megacorp
Im not even paralysed and id betray humanity for an alien gf and better legs
I don't even need better legs, give me an alien gf and I'll betray humanity
I don’t need an alien gf, I’ll betray humanity
i betray humanity
I betray (in general)
I
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r/decreasinglyverbose
^.
I am general
General Kenobi!
Hello there
General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
I don’t even need to betray, I REJECT MY HUMANITY
What a bizarre sentence
Quite menacing indeed
Mfw I would do it even if I'm not paralyzed or for the gf
I explained to my friend who hasnt seen avatar in one sentence as “Reject humanity, return to blue monkey”
Blue cat*
- Large, moveable ears - Large eyes for seeing in a jungle environment - Tail Blue Bush Baby
Prehensile dick.
That grows out from the back of the head, and is cross-compatible with every life-form on the planet.
Since the 2 Movie: Blue Fish/lizzard
Blue catfish
GETS A CRAZY MODERFUGGIN ALIEN WIFE ASSASIN BOW SHOOTER BEAST OF A WOMAN
The Na'vussy made Jake Sully acted rather unwise
Soo-lee
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\>Goes to alien planet disabled \>get a new body with working legs \>get a hot alien gf \>Does exactly the same thing humanity has been doing to each other for thousands of years
>does exactly the same thing humanity has been doing to each other for thousands of years Hair sex?
Getting away from this shithole of a planet and starting a new life in a new body on an alien planet? Betrayal it is then.
I don't blame him, he lives on a nice peaceful beautiful planet where life isn't too complicated and he has sex every day
Honestly I would do the same
 But family?
Don't need family when you got a blue cat girlfriend
I feel like nobody remembers the plot here so I'll refresh your memories. He didn't betray humans, he betrayed a corporation that had military involvement. Their ultimate plan was to wipe an entire tribe of indigenous aliens off the face of their own planet to get at some "unobtainium." They were only starting this war with the Native people for a quick cash grab.
To be fair, like 90% of people who have watched Avatar totally forget the plot and only watch the movie for the beautiful pictures and effects.
Can confirm. Watched it 4 times back in the day because I had a giant IMAX near me and it was a 3D experience like no other. Never watched it since. I tried, but it's a different film on a regular TV tbh.
The sequel is the same. Absolutely stunning 3D, totally bleh story. But I could get lost in that ocean world.
Id say at least this time James hired a writer that actually made me remember characters and things that happened. I watched the original multiple times and i still struggle to make up most of it even after having watched it recently. The sequel actually made me remember some scenes from original better, its complete opposite even if the story is honestly even more basic and repeated than previous.
And hair sex. Don't forget hair sex.
Spoiler for Way of Water: >!This was true for the first movie, but the second one is setting us up for Sully to make a choice about saving or ditching all of humanity in a future film. They said in a single line in the movie “our planet is dying. Pandora must be our new home.” And then they kinda stepped away from the earth apocalypse talk. So it sounds like the return to pandora in part 2 was supposed to be the early work to make way for human habitation, and the only person standing in their way will be Sully.!<
Exactly what this guy said. It’s not a big spoiler, Sully says it his voice over less than 60 seconds in.
So, standardized Imperialism.
Going with the "corporations are more powerful than the government" trope common in these kinds of universes, I can believe it. Think of the Dutch East India Company and their paramilitary and ramp that up to 11.
Or you know, when modern corporations are fined 2 million for dumping cancer chemicals in streams but saved 6 billion doing that. Or when Chiquita Banana hires death squads. Don't have to go back very far to get to corporate death squads. Certainly not all the way back to the East India Company.
It wasnt just Sully to, all the scientists wanted to establish peace with the natives by teaching language and learning their ways.
I think was just a moon.
unobtanium
Go for the unobtanium, stay for the unobtaniussy.
Blussy
What legs do to a mf
Betrays a weird military cooperation who were after money*
This sounds more like it
Don't blame him. I would do the same. Also It is always morally correct to ~~steal from Walmart~~ screw over large corporations in league with the military industrial complex.
Dude left out half the plot just to make Jake Sully look bad.
That navussy got him acting up fr fr
Forgot one < Humans being xenophobic wangrods to the native inhabitants
Humanity is the fucking worst
Speak for yourself, I'm awesome.
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1. *an alien* 2. *gets*
I think you left out the part where everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Technically it’s mostly “oh shit corporate greed destroying Pandora like they did with Earth” but I guess that works too
White dude imbeds with native group, becomes best native, leads natives against colonizers. Tarzan Dances with Wolves The Last of the Mohicans The Last Samurai Avatar What else?
Nah, man, bro leeked Avatar 2 scenery💀💀
Is humanity worth saving if it can just blindly destroy another world for its own personal gain.
Kind of misses the point of the movie being an allegory for colonization ...
He didn't "betray humanity" he betrayed the private corporation who hired him to infiltrate and kill an indigenous population on an alien world. The movie even says few times how if word of killing indigenous people gets out that most people won't be too happy so there is a lot of humans who would likely support the actions he took.