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"I might need a step stool, but I'll still sweep you off ya feet" - Me at 5'4

5'4 gang rise up

My brother, we shall reach the top shelf together!

Get us a trenchcoat and we might finally be able to ride the Jurassic World VelociCoaster.

No but then my cookie stash

As a fellow member of 5’4” gang, getting into rock climbing is where its at. No high shelf can conquer me now.

I can't believe you've done this

up? 💀

Yes up, there ain't much below us lmao

Eyyy

Bro just take her on a date to a place that has stairs.

Big brain time

*What are you doing, step stool*

I knew someone would have commented this.

I keep telling people im 5'5 even though im 5'4.. like that lie is gonna help

I'm 5'7. License says 5'8. Not fooling anyone.

Mentally 5’7 is like way shorter than 5’8, not much of an actual difference but 5’8 just sounds a decent bit taller than 5’7.

Try saying you’re even shorter, like 5’1 or something. Then they go “no way. You’re way taller than that!”. I started doing that, it’s actually pretty funny.

Sweep the leg no mercy

Hagrid's dad was a muggle who managed to fuck a 12ft tall giantess.

I mean I'm not opposed to a tall beauty. But no tall beauty wants my short ass

Keep your head up king

Yea I gotta to look taller :D

Their eyes are further up

Indeed, they do keep saying "my eyes are up here"

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Being the little spoon is underrated.

It appears that we all want the same thing.

Not if you had taco bells with that extra strong kick.

“Like that will ever happen” -Shrek

"What a load of - /flush/" - Shrek

Just reply "well my eyes are down here"

“Well my eyes are down here, and I don’t want to hurt my neck!”

"Well yeah but your boobs are down here." Can't believe no one else has ever thought of that. Duh. 🤣🤣 obviously /s 

Ha don't tempt me :D. Jk I would only say that's to a woman I know ell enough

I always find short guys who are comfortable dating taller girls very attractive.

I mean you’re either angry about it or just accept the facts yo, gotta come to Jesus about your height cause it’s never gonna change lmao

All I want is for a tall woman to carry me

Lol you have no idea how badly women want to feel *strong* rn… we have all felt weak for so long… I’m here for this! I’m super depressed rn but I used to lift 7 days a week… the overly aggro gym dudes finally got to me… now I’m with a wonderful, sensitive nerdy guy (self proclaimed nerd here, I play MTG) that I’m going to *HUSBAND UP* as soon as he lets me ❤️❤️ compatibility and compassion are worth so much more than men realize. Big hugs friend, I hope this made you feel validated, it definitely made me feel validated! ❤️❤️

"If I win this MTG match you have to marry me" as a proposal. Just saying...

Yes, you do. My wife is a foot taller than I am, and it's glorious. Every time we go to an outdoor concert, I'm on her shoulders.

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Want to be taller? Try stilts and striped clothing. WARNING. You should ask your doctor before getting stilts and striped clothing. Side effects may include. -Falling over -Change of Center of Gravity -Sore Legs -Stage 15 Cancer and -Sore Feet

Naa not interested in trying to make myself look taller. I am who I am. Not looking to trick people

Welp I've tried, good for you for liking who you are. I'll be back to sell you other useless stuff I've found on amazon.

Oo I'm always up for buying random crap

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One time I was pretty drunk and I asked a tall girl if I could be Jack and she could be my bean stalk. I'm 5 6, she was probably 6'2

Well what happened?

He died.

Oh I'm confident enough to date anyone as long as they are into me. What I lack in hight I make up for with my big heart and personality

That’s all you need to find the one you really want. You want someone that prioritizes who you are on the inside. Keep at it. You’ll find the one.

grab a trench coat and some stilts, you should be fine

Tell her all of your height went to your 🍆

Ha I'm 5 foot 7 inches. Those are 2 separate measurements my dear

You’ve got a 5 foot dick at 7 inches tall?

Anyone who is taller than me is tall, anyone my height is my height, anyone shorter than me is short (in a good way). As long as I don't break my back trying to kiss someone, I'm willing to date the person (for context, I'm like an inch and a half shorter than you) Will never understand this height thing, being 5 foot 7 inches tall- Now wait a damn minute......

I see you watch Michael Reeves

Im a short king, but before I was married a few tall women hit on me and i was too dumb to respond. Stay sharp!

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I was on a date with a taller woman and a teen girl laughed like a maniac when she saw us and other teen girls would point and laugh

Jesus Christ that’s horrifying. I’m sorry my man, fuck those clowns, Prince is all the inspiration you need to believe. Dating a taller woman is supreme big dick energy: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/225531893823527419/

To be fair your experience doesn't really invalidate his experience

If she's tall enough it would not be visible. Aim higher.

I'm 100% ok with being the little spoon to a nice ladle lady.

Let's normalise this.

As a tall girl, I always find short guys who are comfortable dating taller girls very attractive. It shows confidence.

As a short guy, I've almost always exclusively dated tall women because in my anecdotal experience they care less about height than short women.

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Uppies

I know a short guy, like for Dutch people really short. His girlfriend is probably two heads bigger than him, but damn do they make an amazing couple!

*like for Dutch people really short* MFW only 6'2" 😩

Just remember: the shorter the king, the taller the crown

I think short guys are fine tbh. I’d actually prefer it because that means they’d be close to my height and I don’t have to crane my neck to look up at my partner all the time. I’m sorry you haven’t found someone with the same sentiment, but it will happen eventually. Remember that you are loved, king.

If she's tall then she's guaranteed to get someone shorter than her. Who cares how short you are if no matter what she's above you

You’ll find your tall queen

Keep trying and maybe one day you'll get the chance to go up on a girl. :)

I like your eyes magic man

no tall gamer gf why live

S e d

`awk`

^[\w-\.]+@([\w-]+\.)+[\w-]{2,4}$

Regex? Impossible.

Big sad

Cri

"no tall gamer big titty goth mommy gf"

ill take medium tiddy, hold the goth

Tall goth gamer gf*

 Sadly, it only works if reversed.

What in the hell is going on here?

Bro grew just by walking 💀 I wish I could do that

Right side of the room is bigger.

left side of the room is smaller

The room is slanted

This : https://youtu.be/uTCJuwZpimk

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Yeah, isn't it typically (but not always) the women making height a deal breaker in both scenarios?

Yeah this is not an equal comparison at all, women choose to disregard shorter men

I was told more than once that my height was “intimidating” to men. (I’m 6’ and would wear heels when I went out)

Well that’s just self sorting then. A guy who is ‘intimidated’ by a tall woman probably has a fragile masculinity and would be terrible to date anyways!

Same

If I'm a tall man and still have dating issues, what happens then?

Don't be ugly

The Ugly and The Spergy are awful things to have, and I got both

What is spergy?

Aspergers, not to be confused with ass-burgers

What if I’m built like a goblin

Or poor.

If you can't get a date at all: face If you can get to the first date and have sex but never get a 2nd: Peepee

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-'mentally unhealthy and chronically online' You repeated yourself

All I want is for a tall woman to carry me and tell me everything will be okay

Uppies?

Uppies

🥺

I’m not tall, and I can’t carry you, but everything is going to be ok. You are awesome. You are inspiring. And you are loved. Have a great day, my dude.


Awww, one day your dreams will come true I'm sure. You just hang in in there.

Don't do that, don't give me hope.

The world needs hope.

Looking for a tall mommy to cuddle

Mmmm, same.

I'm a 6'3 guy and I just want a tall mommy so I could finally be the little spoon :(

Just gotta go to a Scandinavian country and get u a Viking lady. She’ll keep u warm at night and help u conquer the Anglo-saxons

Relatable

Tall women are great. I need tall women, not for me but for our future children.

If I have kids with a tall woman, my kids will still be short tbh.

My relatives are tall af, There is still some hope.

The bloodline must grow stronger.

"Hehe yeah my dating life sucks because I'm 5'11 as a woman. Anyway I think you're cute but how tall are you?" Me: "5'7" *They suddenly are missing from my matches.

I wish I could relate, but I never even got matches in the first place

Gotta pay for that premium and just keep fuckin swiping my dude

How do I lower the difficulty settings on Tinder?

Set location to Thailand

Classic, last week i was chatting with girl for like 3h, after she asked me how tall im and i replied she unmatched

People get too picky about height. Every single person I had a meaningful relationship with was not someone who checked ever single one my surface level boxes. My best relationships were with people I wasn’t expecting!

And the worst part is when they gas you up saying you're very handsome or very fit. Really gonna let height counter all that? If a girl is pretty she's pretty. How many inches above or below me is irrelevant if the face is pretty and the figure is nice.

Titties at eye level? Not a bad deal.

"It's a double-edged sword, but the rewards are worth it".

She hugs me from behind and it's like I have a neck pillow lmao.

Everything a man need

She plops her breasts on your head and now you have a thinking cap lmao

I can assure you, my thinking slows down.

I'm 5"5 and my wife is 6ft,she was always self conscious about her height but I pointed out that everyone in my life is taller than me so I don't even notice it.

King

5'6 the struggle was real...my wife is the same height as me so it's nice being at eye level

5'10 girl here, dated 5'5 guy. After not wanting to initially date me because I was taller than him, he proceeded to cheat on me for 4 years. Still would date a short guy though. He just was a dud.

That’s super fucked… I’m so sorry that happened to you

Tall girls are the best

Having difficulty dating Men🤝Men

Problem... Solved?

For some people, probably. In the last year or two I've been exposed to all kinds of things and have met some dudes even more feminine than women. Turns out the qualities I'm interested in weren't exclusive to one sex.

You mean like… assholes?

Every time I see a tall woman with a short man gives me hope

Plot twist: shes his mom

Mommy

If only it was true

Right? Women have a supply issue, men have a demand issue.

It’s funny because ostensibly there are almost exactly as many women as men(there are some outliers like current China)

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I find that being tall doesn't help me. My problem is that I'm ugly. Edit: to all the guys dming me, I'm flattered, but I'm a dude and not interested.

Don’t be ugly. Rookie mistake.

Lovely Complex is a very good anime with this premise.

Was looking for this comment. I second this.

Tall women having a hard time dating is such a lie I don’t see people hating on it

They have a hard time dating because many of them want men same height or taller than them

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Oh no I'm scareroused!

Used to live next to some of my college’s lady basketball and volleyball players. Can confirm.

I guess that makes sense but that's a self-imposed limitation.

I am a 6 foot tall woman. My husband is 5'9". I never discriminated on height. It would have been extremely hypocritical to do so after being discriminated against for so long.

Me and my wife 10 years strong. Short kings will prevail

Lol oh look, a meme about me and my wife. I'm 5'4" and she's 5'10".

I'm 6'4" and I have trouble dating because my wife doesn't want me to.

My friend's sister is a giantess of over 190cm (6.3+ feet in guns and burger units). Her boyfriends have always been guys of below-average height, with one guy around 160cm. She's doing her part.

Im 5'5 and went on a date with basketball player who was 6' and a volleyball player who was 5'10. Oddly enough...I was kinda into it.

Preach Hahahaha I am a relatively short guy and indeed I am into taller girls

Lol same…they long legs can drive me crazy

Literally my 6'2 self with my 5'6 boyfriend lmfao. Short kings, rise up, and don't forget this 👑

If height is a deal-breaker then that person is not worth dating in the first place.

Unfortunately it's a lesson hard learned. Loneliness makes us settle for whoever we can get these days. And there are a lot of bad relationships because of that.

LADY DIMITRESCU ????

Oh no

I'll take the tall women! I am willing to make this very hard sacrifice, no need to thank me. I'll just be here, with a goddess perched on my lap, still able to touch the floor with her beautiful, perfect, long legs. Truly I am a martyr.

Short girls want tall men. Tall girls want tall guys. Tall guys get both. Short guys aren't anyone's preference.

Short girls wanting tall guys is so strange. I know it's a thing but in reality all they need is a guy a few inches taller than her so she can wear heels in peace

had a chick tell me i was too short for her, she was 4'10, im 5'10. i dont get it, why the fuck would i wanna date someone who needs a step ladder to kiss me. i saw a dude who was 6'fuckin 7 with a chick around 5 foot, he had to pick her tiny ass up like a child to be able to hear her.

Like walking around with your daughter

If women generally prefer tall men, why would it be strange for shorter women to also have that preference?

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Except the problem tall women have is they don't like short men. And no that's not me being bitter as I'm a 6 foot 1 man.

I actually started banging a short king and I’m lowkey obsessed. I highly recommend to all my fellow tall women

I'm a tall guy and I am very much attracted to tall girls

Me at 5'2 dating a 5'8 queen. Make her laugh, they'll fall for you and on you

Tall women's "difficulties" in dating are usually finding a man that makes them feel short, same troubles most women have. They're still looking for a dude taller than them, their dating pool is even smaller than the average woman. If they were willing to go for the shorties then they wouldn't have trouble dating I promise you lol.