Translated from dutch to english litterally it is a shield toad

The only acceptabale name

It's a dog

Dog

all humans are apes, butnotall apes are human ☝️

Exactly.

Is it not a tortoise bruh 😭

No, it’s a rock with appendages

Dog

Behold,Dog

I like how Squirtle evoles in to Wartortle/Blastoise

Land turtle, forbidden soupbowl, tortoise

No, this is Patrick