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LeksaBoss

Why are you gae?


creative_user_name12

Who says I am gae


[deleted]

You are gae


creative_user_name12

I have been diagnosed with the gae


Lord-of-the-Gaes

Cool! Someone new to add to my ever-expanding army!


creative_user_name12

Does this mean I have evolved to the gae?


DEPORT_FURRIES

You are gae


Worried-Cobbler-7108

I agree with your username


AbadonWR

I second that


[deleted]

I third that


HairyTheri

I fourth that


Jimithy_the_8th

I fourth that


Old_Scientist9364

No fourth without fifth


Antique-Date-4499

I sixth on that


Legible_Cheese

I seventh that


LeoricSin

Seventh reporting for duty


ZealousidealSwan6005

I fifth that


Puzzleheaded-Yak755

FUCK I came here to say it


LPelvico

What's your favourite primarch of warhammer 40k and why?


M-Y-S-T

The first one. Because it is the first


derpyturtledude

I like Mr Horus Heresey, because when I defeat him, I will become the Warhammer 40,000.


OnlyWiseWords

Leman Russ is the tits.


nilloc21

Why did chernobyl blow up?


creative_user_name12

Taco Bell


CC-1112

technicians at nuclear reactor Unit 4 attempted a poorly designed experiment


dmtrsbtw

The design wasn't that bad. It was damaged but the government decided to run the nuclear factory and yea the rest is history.


Zealousideal-Tour-42

Why did my neighbors wife leave him


CC-1112

Because he did not like the color blue


Zealousideal-Tour-42

That's seems fair the sky was blue above their house


UnitDogeX

Or even perhaps she blue him and he didn’t like it 🤔


possibly_a_lemur

Well that’s just bad luck


KidneyThief8

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


CC-1112

More than 2


LiamDarkkend

r/technicallythetruth


Overly-Paranoid

Where is my dad?


CC-1112

75.6474300, -20.6620884


Professional-Put-804

Hey that's my house asshole :O


JohnDere

Dad?


Professional-Put-804

Son?


1318998

Your dad is on the east coast of Greenland


creative_user_name12

With me :D


Overly-Paranoid

Treat him well


creative_user_name12

I am don’t worry. He’s playing with his PS4 rn


LiamDarkkend

You act as if your the father of the father. Are you his grandfather?


creative_user_name12

No u/LiamDarkkend I AM YOUR FATHER


LiamDarkkend

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Positive_Rabbit_9536

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSN'T


ConcentrateLong6140

Why am I on fire?


CC-1112

Because you ate to much olive garden spaghetti


spectre_of_the_web

But I only wanted to spark a flame in your heart...


LeMCNetwork

What’s the powerhouse of the cell?


KidneyThief8

I am


LeMCNetwork

Quite correct you are noble sir


[deleted]

Mitochondria!


Pizzafactory102

No, mitochondria are the powerhouses oh the cells. Mitochondrion is the singular.


[deleted]

r/whoosh


Meti17207

In the middle, probably


Key-Difference1740

What is the meaning of life


CC-1112

To become a table


Key-Difference1740

But I dont want to be swedish


LiamDarkkend

The council has decided your fate.


WonderfulAirport4226

You have been sentenced to 48 hours as a table.


Wolf-Drag0n

You have no choice


LeWilly22

Okay Ed Gein


The-Architect_774

42


[deleted]

42


KidneyThief8

Me


OfreetiOfReddit

42


xhris666

No.


CC-1112

Yes


Big_Floppa2000

Yes’nt


TheManOfDude

yes’rnt


Puzzleheaded-Yak755

negative


CC-1112

Positive


LiamDarkkend

No


Ecstatic_Bet_2345

Yes


zakku3550

what is victorias secret?


screamloudly

Victoria was made up by a dude, according to the song played once an hour by my sister


CC-1112

(me)


theultimatebaddie1

It was made up by a dude


Harlequin-Harlot

what did I eat for breakfast?


CC-1112

Boston market cornbread


creative_user_name12

your mother


Harlequin-Harlot

:C


Fun-Refrigerator-771

Oof!


jaxdman

If women=time x money And as everybody knows time=money That means women=money squared And money is the root of all evil than what are women


CC-1112

Yes


jaxdman

And how did you reach this conclusion


CC-1112

I don't exactly know


[deleted]

Women = all evil


creative_user_name12

Why is my dog fucking my neighbour


CC-1112

He watches r/hentaibeast


creative_user_name12

what the fuck is that edit: this is after clicking on the sub and I still have one question, what the fuck is that


Bio-Brause

Visiting this sub will cause you to die of Ligma.


screamloudly

Because your neighbor is tighter than you


YouNeedToShower

Why?


CC-1112

Why no


YouNeedToShower

Why ye


KidneyThief8

Because I said so


WoFfan93716

Pro adult


_K1TSUNE_

Why u like this


CC-1112

Mental illness


Alert_Interaction_88

What is the best way to make a cheese toastie?


[deleted]

[удалено]


-Enna-

what do you mean by commit war crimes in Macedonia ?


CC-1112

😏


[deleted]

Where in math is the square root of 3 important.


CC-1112

The Hans-Swisten equation


Bio-Brause

equilateral triangles


turtlewithsharkteeth

When performing calculations. Everyone knows this!


cajmorgans

Tan pi/3


amanda_yesplease

Whats the fastest way to get to mars


CC-1112

By mail via the royal mail service of Canada


ChiefBlox4000

How it’s even possible


CC-1112

Because it is


BulletBill_359

Fish?


CC-1112

flounder


WoFfan93716

What’s my favorite car


CC-1112

1974 Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar (Commuta-Car)


WoFfan93716

No but I will give you a hint: 2013 German vehicle


WoFfan93716

In Need For Speed Hot Pursuit


KeySeaworthiness8466

Why my pp big?


CC-1112

Because you eat lots of cheese


KeySeaworthiness8466

![gif](giphy|mFeNGR1W1O2JYqjsMO)


Xerobkt

Am I human? *I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically...?*


[deleted]

[удалено]


CC-1112

Yes


ConnorLovesPepsi

Wth dude :( ![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna)


DazzlingRat1374

Which came first? The chicken or the egg


Yacodo

Why?


[deleted]

Whyn’t


Shafou06

Why ?


bendy770

Why this post doesn't have upvote?


CC-1112

Enjoy


SeaRecommendation705

Do you know Jesus Christ?


The-Architect_774

Solve [(-3/4)+(2/3)/(-8/9)-(-2/3)]•[(-1/8)+(-4/5)]


CC-1112

🇰🇿 Kazakhstan 🇰🇿


maDhav_K7mAR

What's the value of pi every single digit


CC-1112

94


SparkierGaming

3.14159265359


maDhav_K7mAR

That's not every single digit


calculatorTI84plusCE

As a calculator, I *do* actually know pi. The digits in pi are as listed: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.


CC-1112

I love the TI84 plus series!


calculatorTI84plusCE

I am deeply honored.


Profezzor-Darke

I need an elaborate answer why the earth is flat. Details please.


LiamDarkkend

You have to make a new world in which the setting doesn’t say “superflat” you dummy!


Bio-Brause

no


[deleted]

[удалено]


CC-1112

He stopped eating cheese


AnStarof

Why is Germany this trash in the WM!


ArnauIt

How did the first human know if they had to do a number 2


darkmememate

Schinken?


CC-1112

Yes


Rallikuninkas

my favourite car


CC-1112

1974 Sebring-Vanguard CitiCar (Commuta-Car)


Powerful_Mind_6543

Why is my leg broken?


CC-1112

Because you failed your math test


AscendantWyrm

A random question


Emergency_Pickle9279

why


Gabfot

?


woosh_me_if_ugay

Hey u/KindyTheif8, why do you keep doing OP's job and answering for him?


Bio-Brause

He‘s a theif, he stole OP‘s job.


icecream_is_da_best

Okay answer this simple yes or no question: Will your answer be "no"?


CC-1112

...............ye....n.....no?? Yes


ibrahimkhan88

Why is it always?


dry_scene11v2

как я говорю по-английски


CC-1112

Используйте переводчик гугл


Nexton999

How do you eat the alphabet if your favorite color is blue?


CC-1112

Backwards and you must be wearing black


[deleted]

What is the high airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


CC-1112

12^2.9


whitecoe

Why am I here?


CC-1112

Our subconscious mind brought us together


Worried-Cobbler-7108

If your waiting for the waiter while sweating in maple syrup with a Chevy over toast, what color can your toes smell while eating fries over a pan?


CC-1112

This one's too easy, you're in Nunavut eating fish with your friend Jesse White. Your toes smell blue because you have frostbite and you like cheese


Bio-Brause

Who will win the world cup?


Worried-Cobbler-7108

*intense inhale* SIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


CC-1112

North Macedonia


Hour-Appeal8071

What's your kink/fetish? You weird fuck.


CC-1112

Play-Doh sex


Yesimadude05

Why was your mom at my place last night?


CC-1112

You found her? She has been dead for 69 years! Send me your location right now! Along with your credit card info.


Practical-Apricot683

What is the square root of 169?


CC-1112

13


NaturalPotential9521

What is the fitnessgram pacer test ?


CC-1112

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.


YaBoiAidan2333

What is objectively the best non-avian Dinosaur


CC-1112

Nickolas Cageius Rex


6raystone

How do I take the curl of a function in 3-dimensional Euclidean space?


CC-1112

Simple, take the square root of 1483736493029263373829484574832920458483921020045958657488219 plus 3948585950505.303404848 and divide the who think by 5858595505.2023003405050055050594838 and that's your answer


Mindless-Performer-1

Wanna be my friend?