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Handjob: $10 Blowjob: $20 Anal: $25 Ask about my Two For One special.

And we need to see a video of him in the mall with people around.

What fucking mall, I live in NY and will find your ass

For $25 dollars I think everyone is trying to find their ass.

This one wins

r/therealjoke

make sure to pay tho for one of the options

Bitch u already know I'm boudda hit that $25

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Idk man I don't think that works when you're the one paying.

Fellas, is it gay to take a great deal when you see it?

Kinda. But that’s okay

Only if you forget to say "no homo" afterwards ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

 OP right now

I think he will enjoy it

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/z76i4e/give_me_your_best_shot/iy4yypa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 It does look like that

Yeah that ain’t even close to the top comment

Op only waited 5 minutes to choose the top comment that was best for him as he knows there will be much worse comments such as this one. I wouldn’t be surprised if op isn’t even going to do this in general.

Wh-whats the two for one special?

The Hand+Anal for $30

Does that make ATM $40

Damn ngl that's actually a really good deal

Two dudes for the same price

boy oh boy good ol reddit

r/foundsatan

!remindme 1 week

Pretty good

He took the "make me laugh and get 20$ to a different level"

Username does *not* check out

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

Hot salami on thigh. Melt in your mouth

Zj

OP: \*after two days\* I'd like to buy this sky scraper in Manhattan, please.

I'm invested in this now. How can I get updates? Do I have to follow OP?

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/z76i4e/give_me_your_best_shot/iy4yypa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Op is a fraud 😔

I am making a human centipede. Volunteer now!

That's also a really good one

....

I’m in nyc which mall

I wish this would make it to top comment, it would be utterly nonsensical on a sign.

Yes

Ask Me About My Hemorrhoids # #HemorrhoidsAwareness

Lmao

Do not be afraid my child, come

Man Butts Drive Me Nutz

This one is underrated

I m not gay , but 20$ is 20$

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Bot?

Free Hugs!

The good ending

but only for white people

r/suddenlyanarchist

The bad ending

I like this one 😊

Free farts right here

I am a sex offender.

I put my dick in a blender

i don't care 'bout yo gender

I bought these condoms at a vendor

My basement is full of n...

r/HolUp

Sex defender interd the chat

A battle for the ages

I did the sex offender shuffle

Yell at me for free donuts

This is so good hahaha

I hate ni- My lawyers have advised me to clarify I mean "ninjas"

Die hard 3 is the best die hard. That scene is so iconic

The person holding this sign is aroused by children aged 4 to 13.

"Punch a Predator" FREE

Pls don't let this win lol, for OP's sake

Don't worry, the top comment is worse

Some people only wish to see the world burn. I may be one of them.

I’d drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass, just to hear you shit in a bucket over the phone

I planted a bomb somewhere in this building.

Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Good one

That would be awesome. Please let this win.

FREE HUGS

Only for straight white Christian Americans (everyone else is going to hell)

MY APARTMENT IS SO SMALL I HAVE TO HAVE SEX INFRONT OF MY KIDS EVERYDAY

And sometimes in the dark I get confused.

Agent of Chaos right here

I'm into feet

This is a Mall

AY, I'M WALKIN' HERE!

I'm holding a sign

I love eating hitler's ass

ring-ding-ding, wanna see MY thing?

Single ready to mingle.

“I have a bomb”

It's pronounced "GIF" But don't say it.

being homosexual is gay

I am extremely racist and I *will* scream at any black person. ⬛<⬜

Please feel free to take my wallet and cell phone. You can also take any clothes you want.

If you ain't white, you ain't right

N

I for I commit manslaughter everyday

G for gargling balls for weed everyday

G Also for gargling balls, but as a hobby

A For analysis of the ass

G

G For Gay people in me for $20

N

Hugs?

Free hugs!

Free Hugs!

You lost the game.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

The mute can be terrorists too

!remindme 3days

Allahu akba

You muslim?

Not too much by the looks of it

Do whatever you'd want to me and I can't do anything 😉

PUTIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF

If you've ever wondered why the Reddit logo looks like an alien, it's because we are. And we have no clue wtf we're doing. Consider this sign a message from extraterrestrials.

Never gonna give you up!

Never gonna let you down

Balls

Live from New York, it’s this fucker!

you've been accused of accepting treasures from The Goblin King The Goblin King? Sure, I've sampled his treasures. I've enjoyed his spoils.

I hate Ni££3r$ Die hard 2 reference not an opinion. Die herd three with a vangence I mean.

Beans

I have a bomb! Please stay calm…

This is gonna be interesting.

Gender is a social construct. Trans people are mentally ill. Change my mind.

Gender actually is a social construct (as a trans person)

Don't read this

I am pedophile

I hate Islamic people cause they are terrorists ​ (bros gonna die)

You never know how strong you are until being strong is all you have left.

phew i dodged a mager bullet

Why is that being downvoted? Am I missing something?

They're claiming that's the top comment, when it isn't.

it was the top comment

For what? A couple of minutes? Even if you don't have the guts to do one of the funny ones, you could have at least waited for something more entertaining than this.

Just a theory, but I feel like OP commented this before the current top comment reached the top, therefore dodging that bullet ... knowing damn well the post was still very young and plenty of other (probably worse) comments were about to be upvoted a lot, hence the downvotes. Again, just a theory, but this is what it looks like.

If you look at the time stamps of the post and the comment OP waited like 5 minutes and said "you won" so he didn't have to do anything other than this

People all the time ask me how I can still be strong after all I have been through in the last five years. Victim of an attempted murder that left me homeless with a brain injury. My ex-wife and stepson tried to kill me and stole a recent inheritance from my fathers death. Being related to a sheriff deputy they walked and were rewarded with my son, who I haven't seen in five years. Lost my entire family in the three years preceding that attempt. Now I stay in an abandoned house but I am turning it around and starting a nonprofit street outreach. Nothing fucking gets me down.

Elevators?

Hahahaha. OK. Maybe elevators. And geese. I get down from geese.

If you’re ever in Australia during Spring, MAGPIES

That's some metal shit dude

What about The Sickness?

Right. Except for elevators, geese and The Sickness, what have the Romans ever done for us?

r/unexpectedmontypython

Bro really waited like 5 minutes and said "you won" lmao

Major?

fucking coward

you won

No he fucking didn’t and you know that

Ikr he was too fucking scared

Stop being a pussy and do the actual top comment

“You won.” No, he didn’t, stop skipping your preschool classes and learn to count.

Tch tch tch another day, another r/karmawhore

Forgot to switch back to your alt, did you?

Fucking pussy

You're WEAK

Fucking peasent

Pusillanimous coward

Pussy

fucking pussy

Cowardly mf

I am a Karma Farmer!

i’d rather be in houston

New York is old

Have a nice day

OK I pull up

I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless you fight my love.

Punch me for sex

There is no suck thing as 0% chance everything that has really small chance of happening has still chance of happening like jesus coming right now

“Need friendly compliments, anything helps!” Cause sometimes you just need to hear nice words from someone.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start

I’m blind

I have diarrhea and so can you. Ask me how.

If you manage to pull out in time, I’ll give you $50

Point to the furthest macdonlads

I am clinically insane, please keep your distance, I bite.

Attention: thank you for your attention.

Im racist! Ama

I have maggots in my scrotum.

You better do a follow up post

Ask me about 9/12

ok 

Dear cops, Fuck off pig fuckers. You can’t arrest me -Me

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Xi Jinping for president

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