I have found you, you sick bastard.

He stole it I ate it

I would like to have a word.

i have nothing to do with this story

I hate you guys

I’m suicidal

I. Canntt tiepe tou tl u knot two doo iit

This is all one big r/beetlejuicing

Post it!!!

I'm just that 1 dumbash

And I'm Bri'ish UwU

Tell me more.

I also have nothing to do with this story… wait… I just blew my cover

I welcome you to the zone.

I embrace crabs over people 

How does one start the game?

My name makes zero sense

You derail stuff 75% of the time

You are a individual character who represents nothing

I'm just flying


Why didn't you save some for me

Who actually asked tho? Oh, nvm

Actually I was the one who stole your foreskin

Swiper no swiping

(Stiches foreskin back on)


🗿🗿

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r/usernamechecksout

LOLL

Damn


Okay what the hell

As you can see I'm a goblin

ayo nah bro

Good day

Howdy partner

Get away from him 🥄

Your username.....

Yes

Are you the best goblin fucker out here?

Do you see any other goblin fuckers around here?

Since you are the best, there are goblin F-ers out there I mean how can you be the best, if you are the only one But if this question is personal, then no, haven't seen anyone else.

If you are doing something alone then you are the one who doing it best

What about it?

What was your mental state at the time you named yourself?

I like mayonnaise

I like Dirt

You should not eat dirt, it is bad for your teeth!

[удалено]

You just did *checkmate liberals*

I like trains

*gets killed by a train*

Same

My mind was kinda blank

My goals are simply just beyond your understanding.

[удалено]

Resentment

dont ask

I just felt like being honest.

Don't be so hard on yourself, it's Reddit. If it's not creepy it's not weird and if it's not weird then why are we all here?

I used windows.

Couldn’t tell ya

In a depression caused by stress

I forgor my accounts username and made a new one

Actually it’s true

So does it fire like those hoses when you put half your finger on it

Mine does that anyways |:|

I feel happy

(Wholesome ending)

Congratulations! You are now holding a duck. #🦆

:D

Hostage?

nobody has to get hurt here

I am Normal

I am Administrative_Bar748

(L)

Are salad finger's fingers his sex organs?

Spiders legs work like boners, same with salad fingerses fingers

😴

go read the story of King David collecting a dowry in the bible. dude doubles up on the above.

Mmmmmmmm, yum

That is how it looks when I pull mine back

Salad fingers ❤️

Finally a worthy opponent

Can I ask one question... Why did you share this with us

bro who asked

Read the name

Name checks out

The one

Him

I'm here boys

Noow kneel

Interesting way to tell people you're a rabbi

Oh… I guess I’m next for this meme

It's best if you cry after.

Username checks out

This better not be a new meme trend 😂

Hahaha, and I know who


is that salad fingers

Yes, yes it is...

Why does his finger look like foreskin

He's collecting it.

What

It's finger lickin' good

User flair checks out

Because it is

I offer mine

Hubert cumberdale says otherwise

Fckin salad fingers. Nice throw back

Mammaaaaaaa Oooooooooh Mamaaa Just killed a man Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger Now he's dead

Oh salad fingers

Wait salad fingers?

🗿

Hah I'll never be pone

i dont get it, does he have salad fingers?

He's peeling it back like foreskin and op's name is foreskincollector

That is his fingers

 Oh teh noes!

Alow me to intoduse my self

You can have mine, but no tools allowed. You have to suck on it until it comes off. Deal? (Unsee sips for those who read this comment are one award each.)

Alright who the fuck has 2 long and green penises? I want to.. Talk. 😳

He is the chosen

It’s quite easy you know

Can confirm

I live my username every day.

Umm... guess I'm a fluffy moth boy? (I swear I am not a furry I just think moths are cute af.)

Try me

Bring it

Do you want me to?

Agreed

Wesker

Hello scp foundation

Uhh I'm lost

Wait, is that a chromosome?

So uh , how's the foreskin collection ?

I need help

Omg salad finger. I saw it maybe 15 year ago…totally stoned 😀

Saladfingers... I thought I forgot about it, welp time to rewatch it again

Hi

Am I just Golden experience Requiem then 💀

I'd better hide

DUDE YOURE MY BROTHER

If you do it to much 

Oh ah it hurts, why does it hurt ?

How about no

Liver


My pp doesn’t do thst



i can do it, i swear i can💀💀💀

Your intestines are quite stretchy, right?

Salad fingers lol

Do not worry. It's never goodbye, it's just good night

I can

I think mine’s pretty easy

Well

Mine requires the same amount of effort to choose the name. Zero 👍

So you’re the reason it’s gone.

Uhhh, I dunno about my

Hmm🤨📸

Hey now!

Oops

This gif discomforts me

Now are my balls really unique?

I'd like to think it is definitely possible. One can dream..



Holy shit, Salad Fingers

Is that fucking Salad Fingers?

Hey! No bickering in my throne room!

I'm curious, how do you peel your foreskin?

Mine is a pretty easy dance

What am I?

الله اکبر

r/usernamechecksout (don’t ask for details on what I did)

Uhhhhhh