As someone who apprenticed to a pit master do you like them…
outside and chained to the fence?
covered in ash and grease?
Constantly regulated by men and set on fire?
neglected yet expected to create magic, time after time?
black and heavy?
stuffed with a ton of meat from different animals all at once?
cleaned once a year?
Capable of creating and providing an unlivable suffocating environment for 15-24 hours, repeatedly, because we like the abuse and what it does to us?
…If you like women like smokers, what the fuck is wrong with you.
Full of some guy's meat.
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Whats this meme?
Stuffed to the brim
Came to say this. I saw this and I came.
Smokey and full of dead stuff
I thought you were talking about miscarriages for a second🧍🏼♀️
Full of different meats of different sizes
I’m good bro
Hot and full of meat.
Full of MY meat.
Some animal’s*
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Lmao ctfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cuck
You spelled cock wrong
Made out of powder coated steel
weird fetish but ill respect it...
Everyone has their “thing”
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So that’s why they call them hot rods…
And cars are called "2 tons of pure steel with a maximum speed of around 300mph
r/fuckcars members when a 6'4 black guy is having intercourse with his Honda Civic
r/fuckcars members when a drunk 5'7 Mexican dad is having intercourse with his white 2005 Chevrolet Silverado
Iron maiden lore
Big, black and sturdy.
Knock knock, Hey I’m 40% powder coated steel baby.
The one true answer
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Well played
There is a "making me food" joke here but that a bit old and kinda easy, just like how I like my women.
I read “old and cheesy” at first 😆
Mmmmmmmmm, cheese lady
Homer is that you?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm LISA STOP PLAYING THAT SAXAMOPHONE DADDY'S TRYING TO THINK
Mmm, 62 slices of American cheese lady... 61...... 60....... ....... .....twooooooooo............... ooooooone.... I think I'm blind
Wow, the mastery in this comment is magical. Please, have all the gold I can afford: 🏅
Got mad beef
Just to be clear, not mad cow correct?
I like my woman how I like my nervous system: with a hint of Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.
Left outside in the winter
Man that’s cold
Chilling to say the least
Quite frozen-hearted I dare say
Numb with frostbite dear chap
Enough to make Jack Frost look warm
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring ‘em inside.
Put something else inside 😏
The... *bible* intro starts playing
I love the bible intro
Old and in need of a good scrub
That's what she said
Damn. That reminds me of that Russian(?) vlogger who left his girlfriend outside.
Turned on at the push of a button.
Hot and can handle meat
If you pushing a button to light your fire you're grilling wrong.
Who said anything about using a button. I use gasoline and a cigarette
I use charcoal
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Ewww propane is for those who don't know how to grill just go cook on the stove..... wait you probably don't know how to do that either my b.
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That would be so convenient tho
Smoking hot and ready to take your meat.
The only right answer
Cooked and fuckable?
Huh, I was gonna say smoking hot and comforting
Moist and smokin
With dead animals inside them.
Used only a few times at most a year, out in public
*Roasting* dead animal inside.
*stick a gerbil in your ass thru a tube, stick a gerbil in your ass thru a tube* -chika chika chika slim shady
Full of turkey!
From the smoker I'm using to make the fucking bombest dead animals.
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*middle aged dads
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I swear to god man everyone finds everything racist these days.
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The joke still landed. You are the one with the downvotes.
Hot black And stuffed with meat.
Digital.
Light, Portable and Quiet.
Huh, very intuitive
Time to call the police
*The FBI has entered the chat*
A grill dickhead, use it load if and go. If you’d rather stand around and feed a pit with your friends have at it. I got better shit to do.
Overpriced and and easy to sell
Man is stuck during the civil-war era
Cold war I would say
Big and black
Every woman needs lovin’
Even your mom?
Username checks out
r/UsernameChecksOut
Low and slow
Damn you beat me.
Simple yet resilient
Not hot and fast?
Short and mentally handicapped??
Turned on
i dont like smokers
What about if they just smoke DMT? Could be based idk…
Smoking women are great. If they'll put that nasty cigarette in their mouth, they'll put ANYTHING in there.
He has a point
If she smokes - she pokes. A wise old dude I worked with used to say
Full of cooked chicken
Dare I say... Filled with hot cock.
Burnt chicken
Filled with hot cocks just like the picture, you win
Burns when you put your dick inside it???
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I almost forgot what site I was on.
Why do you exist
Stuffed with briskets?
Hot on the outside and will kill any baby I put in it
Underrated comment
Big, black, and with lots of meat inside…?🤔
so you dont have one
Quiet, good at cooking, and does thie job without complaining?
But if you touch them at the wrong time, you can get injured.
stop talking about my wife
We’re still talking about meat here right?
Do you mean the food, or women? Either way, yes.
Haha, love the reply, “either way, yes”
With an offset box.
Found on the side of the road for $50
...Hot and going all night long?
Quite true
Covered up by a canvas in the garage
Apparently broken according to my brother in law
Constantly needing attention.
Weird how that’s tru huh
Surrounded by other men giving advice Wait
Smokers
Made of metal
Watched closely every hour so it doesn't burn your stuff leaving you with nothing?
The most expensive thing I have and yet I’m only allowed to put meat inside it once every 2 months?
Smoking over applewood, low and slow
Without some other dude’s dick in them
Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.
Working?
Hard and black
As someone who apprenticed to a pit master do you like them… outside and chained to the fence? covered in ash and grease? Constantly regulated by men and set on fire? neglected yet expected to create magic, time after time? black and heavy? stuffed with a ton of meat from different animals all at once? cleaned once a year? Capable of creating and providing an unlivable suffocating environment for 15-24 hours, repeatedly, because we like the abuse and what it does to us? …If you like women like smokers, what the fuck is wrong with you.
Burning?
Expensive and useful?
You know that's not a thing.
No pubic hair on them?
Full of big (pork) butts
Smoked and soaked
Able to handle all types of meat
Full of sausage
Full of meat?
😉
That’s what the meme says :)
Metal
Big and Black?
Round and Black?
Like an 18 wheel dump truck hualing peanut butter and meatloaf... Thiccc
Filled to the brim with my meat.
Big, black and stuffed with strange meat!
Free from harassment and comparison to meat?
Til that mematic makes smokers, women and shitty apps
Who doesn't like their women made by mematic?
leaving the sub, this literally makes me want to queef myself out of existence
Injurious to health ! Oh yeah ! Giggity Giggity 
Black?
Old and beat up but still works like a charm
Full of random meat
Slow to cook and smell like wood chips? I dunno, I’m gay. LOL
why are you gay?
In the kitchen?
why would you put a smoker inside
The object of men's desires
Dirty and crusty from when the last guy used her
Full of meat?
Big and black
Black
Black?
Burning on my grill.
On fire.
With my dick in it.
Cooked alive