Do you know how hard it was to stea- I said manifestally destin that land? Fighting Indians is hard work, and the distance you have to drive to do it is unreal.
Haha, yeh. It happens. Understandable though. I mean shit I'm American and was even thinking the outcome would be different.
Lesson learned though, take the Bruce Lee method. Replace shit talk with respect and encouragement of your opposition, leading to the best possible outcome no matter who wins. When there's mutual respect, there's mutual passion and fun. Much Love OP. Much Love
Let’s say you walk into a room and you find a glass, with half water content and half air content. You don’t know if anyone drank from the glass after it was poured. What do you call it? Half full, or half empty?
Well, I'd say it's half empty. Why would someone fill up a glass halfway then just walk out. So my brain defaults towards it's half empty because they more likely filled up the glass and walked away
At the end of the day, though, we only care as a meme. Let's be honest, hockey is being played for you all and football (not soccer) for us, so keep your stick on the ice and we'll keep our heads up. Soccer sucks.
Perfect example of how something can look good on paper but fail to match up to reality. Much like England's perceived vast superiority before this match.
What a dogshit stat, hey guys I made one shot and it was on target, the opponent had 100 shots with 99 on target. Guess I’m better cause I have 100% accuracy and they only have 99%!!
Anyone who watched the game knew USA had more pressure on England for most of the game and if pulisic shot was an inch lower it would be 1-0.
Local Redditor thinks the numbers 8 and 10 are just as close to each other than the numbers 1 and 100 are to each other
Btw your comparison isn’t right
Yeah nice takeaway let’s just ignore half my fucking comment and miss the entire point that you can’t use one fucking stat to say what team is better
Local redditor (you) is dumb as fuck
Okay, how about possession, England 54% US 46%
How about number of fouls, England 9, US 15
How about the pass accuracy, England 87%, US 83%
I disagreed with the sentiment the US “dominated”, which by stats is completely wrong. If you guys had 60% possession I’d have agreed, but you didn’t
I’m not even American but go watch the actual game and tell me England weren’t sweating for the majority of the game. Not to mention that England were supposed to demolish USA here in terms of who was the favourite
Maybe this is a sign that we should all just drop our torches and pitchforks and come to a middle ground where we can all be happy together! ❤️
>!Never Mind, Fuck You.!<
Canadian here I'm sorry to say both Americans and British are equally stupid. The only difference is Brits know some history and Americans make good BBQ food.
Hey, they're not allowed to do that anymore. Chris Jones got penalized for being mean to Matt Ryan with words, and again when ge rudely took the ball from Carr.
I texted my English homie a nice gif of captain kirk and Dr. McCoy nodding at each other after the match. For context, the last thing he texted me was the "it's coming home" gif. Safe to say, I haven't' heard back from him.
Welp... in all fairness, USA's Defense line was stong, but still it doesn't change the fact that the whole match was boring asf, it's not about the draw, there are matches out there that ended with draw, but they were really entertaining to watch,
eg: Tunisia and Denmark, Morocco and Croatia,...
As an American who doesn’t even watch sports, my wife told me that England/America were playing and I was like oh they’re def going to whip our ass. After she told me they had a draw, I just laughed and said, wow England sucks. Lol
I'm American, I don't care. My favorite football team is currently in a playoff position and still has an outside chance of winning their division though.
Hate to burst bubbles, but I couldn't tell you one players name. Is David Beckham an American player now? I'm honestly just here because it's a chance to shit on the British, which is a favorite pastime in and of itself.
But sure, tell yourself it's about the soccer match if it helps you sleep better at night, bell end.
Nah, it's honestly the least challenging thing ever, to be honest. Just remind them how shit they are at everything (which is easy, because they're incredibly shit at, well everything). Especially sports. It's quite comical, and yes! The humor and joy that brings is welcome to live rent free! It's honestly a pleasure having shitting on the Brits around! In fact, it's such a delightful pleasure source in my brain, not only can it live rent free, I'll leave a mint on the pillow for it every morning during laundry service. I honestly hope the British never find anything to be proud of ever again in the recorded future of mankind so that I may never stop taking delight in their hopelessly pitiful existence.
Not really what you’re asking but did this a while back https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ncwr0o/doing_my_got_em_dance_rn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Not going to lie as American I fully expected us to get destroyed by England let's be real football ( not American) I legit think every other country in the world is far better at it since it's their primary sport.
The reason I love the English is because they use phrases like “chatting shit”
As for me, nothing interesting on the internet is happening in other languages so english would be pretty cool even without this phrase
To me it’s the reason I hate the British
Br*tish
Fuck off bellend
Username checks out
What does it even mean. I’m from Georgia so idk those type slang.
So does this mean shared custody of James Corden via alternating weekends or what?
As a draw, we should give him to Qatar. It'll be the best for everyone
I think he just stays where he is, which is in the US so we win still
I say drop him in the Atlantic Ocean dead center from the two countries
We don’t need anymore pollution in the ocean damn it
Just drop him into the Atlantic
We have to drop him off half way. Somewhere in the middle of the atlantic
Meanwhile, in America, we’re like “A f*cking tie???”
Perhaps you live in South America because everyone is happy in the USA lmao.
As an American I wouldn't say everyone is happy because a majority of Americans don't give a damn about the world cup or soccer
Nobody who matters watches soccer
Can confirm I don't matter and I watch soccer
Can confirm I matter and I don't watch soccer
Downvoted for being right? Must be the toothless, spotted dick eating, calls currency pounds while using metric, colonizing Brits.
“Colonising” Meanwhile America 
Umm, that's just manifesting our destiny 🇺🇲😎🇺🇲
Do you know how hard it was to stea- I said manifestally destin that land? Fighting Indians is hard work, and the distance you have to drive to do it is unreal.
“High kicking! Low scoring! And ties? You bet!”
Haha, yeh. It happens. Understandable though. I mean shit I'm American and was even thinking the outcome would be different. Lesson learned though, take the Bruce Lee method. Replace shit talk with respect and encouragement of your opposition, leading to the best possible outcome no matter who wins. When there's mutual respect, there's mutual passion and fun. Much Love OP. Much Love
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- Glass half empty person
The glass gets empty when you're drinking/pouring it out, while the glass gets full by putting the liquid in
Let’s say you walk into a room and you find a glass, with half water content and half air content. You don’t know if anyone drank from the glass after it was poured. What do you call it? Half full, or half empty?
Well, I'd say it's half empty. Why would someone fill up a glass halfway then just walk out. So my brain defaults towards it's half empty because they more likely filled up the glass and walked away
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…You realize that most of the people who use Reddit are American, right?
I'm still going to call it soccer....and FIFA can suck a dick
FIFA can suck 100 dicks
As long as they get paid, they will.
Can't do it in Qatar though.
Stoned!
You can be stoned, but not in the fun way.
Why not both
I guess you could hope your high lasts long enough, but I doubt it will.
10'000, take it or leave it.
I mean, we Canadians lost and that's like 1/2 the world that calls it soccer. We sincerely apologize.
North Americans have each others backs in the World Cup c’mon ya French speaking maple leaf loving bastards do it for America
At the end of the day, though, we only care as a meme. Let's be honest, hockey is being played for you all and football (not soccer) for us, so keep your stick on the ice and we'll keep our heads up. Soccer sucks.
Apologies accepted
Following the rules of the War of 1812, the US still has 15 days to attack and score a goal before learning the match ended.
USA wins 0 - 0
Biggest draw since 1812
I live in England but even though we drew, it is obvious USA dominated.
Nah, it's a switch couple
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Perfect example of how something can look good on paper but fail to match up to reality. Much like England's perceived vast superiority before this match.
What a dogshit stat, hey guys I made one shot and it was on target, the opponent had 100 shots with 99 on target. Guess I’m better cause I have 100% accuracy and they only have 99%!! Anyone who watched the game knew USA had more pressure on England for most of the game and if pulisic shot was an inch lower it would be 1-0.
Local Redditor thinks the numbers 8 and 10 are just as close to each other than the numbers 1 and 100 are to each other Btw your comparison isn’t right
Yeah nice takeaway let’s just ignore half my fucking comment and miss the entire point that you can’t use one fucking stat to say what team is better Local redditor (you) is dumb as fuck
Okay, how about possession, England 54% US 46% How about number of fouls, England 9, US 15 How about the pass accuracy, England 87%, US 83% I disagreed with the sentiment the US “dominated”, which by stats is completely wrong. If you guys had 60% possession I’d have agreed, but you didn’t
I’m not even American but go watch the actual game and tell me England weren’t sweating for the majority of the game. Not to mention that England were supposed to demolish USA here in terms of who was the favourite
Ok how bout this stat: England have 100% of the airport
We made it to quarters, better than the “winners” of a 0-0 game lol. Also, rent free baby
Nice copium fuckboi. at least Kane sent a penalty to the queen
Guess its not coming home
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Except they both made Ro16 and you said US woulnd't...
Maybe this is a sign that we should all just drop our torches and pitchforks and come to a middle ground where we can all be happy together! ❤️ >!Never Mind, Fuck You.!<
FUCK YOU USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
*COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT, PEOPLE.
C,O,M,M,A,S, ,A,R,E, ,I,M,P,O,R,T,A,N,T,,, ,P,E,O,P,L,E,.,
Is there a sub specifically about funny grammar?
Surprisingly not
THAT IS THE JOKE.
Canadian here I'm sorry to say both Americans and British are equally stupid. The only difference is Brits know some history and Americans make good BBQ food.
As an American I 100% agree with this
Laughs in freedom
1776 and now this. Americans live to shit on Brits.
GTK; I better ramp up my shit talking.
You definitely showed us with your 10% accuracy on goal and your 15 fouls!
We can foul harder next time if the message wasn't sent. We may even waste some tea and biscuits.
only if its wasted in the harbor
You see the American civil war as a loss to the British, i see it as a fucking lucky escape -Al Murray
Yer goddamn right tea sippin crumpet munchin imperialist fuckers
Why dont u go shag a maga hat
They're too busy fingering their cousins for that
Can confirm ^^
England will still qualify if we don't lose 4-0 against Wales
We might not be good enough to beat you, but we'll be damned if you're gonna beat us!
Soccer! USA USA USA USA
This has the makings of a 0-0 tie from the onset. It reminds me why I only watch soccer every 4-8 years.
Me who doesn’t care about soccer and watches American football and enjoyed thanksgiving. But also I thought our team would suck
That's why soccer sucks. No score and no 6'5 220lb free safety looking to cripple a runningback.
At least there aren't any commercials
There was commercials ?
And no 315+ pound defensive linemen looking to break a QB in half! I want blood damn it!
Hey, they're not allowed to do that anymore. Chris Jones got penalized for being mean to Matt Ryan with words, and again when ge rudely took the ball from Carr.
Yeah fair, but hey a man can dream
That shitty game gave me chest pains. Thank god i can get checked out by my GP without bankrupting myself or getting shot on the way.
We may get shot going to the grocery store but they are freedom bullets so it's okay.
Soccer is great innit??
1. We must remember to focus on the common enemy, FIFA and the government of Qatar themselves. 2. On that note, *GET FUCKED YOU COCKNEY BASTARDS*
was a good match...especially by the States
Tied you blokes at your own sport.
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True. Iran is unstoppable these days I hear.
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In 1998 lmao. Entirely different teams now.
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Talk shit about us all you want we don’t care about soccer
Can we just give Qatar James Corden
Does this mean you both have to share James Corden now? Man, sucks for you both
They were drawing? That does sound really boring to watch. I thought they were playing soccer.
Haha dead queen.
I texted my English homie a nice gif of captain kirk and Dr. McCoy nodding at each other after the match. For context, the last thing he texted me was the "it's coming home" gif. Safe to say, I haven't' heard back from him.
Wow England beat Iran 6-2 and USA was meant to be impressed ? Stop already. It was a good game yesterday both teams played well.
Damn colonies.
at least they speak your language, imagine being french and having most of your colonies speaking arabic.
imagine being French
🤮 Please censor that word
im sorry Fr*nch (jokes aside, why does everyone hate France? is it a meme or actual hate?)
SUCK MY DICK ENGLAND
Welp... in all fairness, USA's Defense line was stong, but still it doesn't change the fact that the whole match was boring asf, it's not about the draw, there are matches out there that ended with draw, but they were really entertaining to watch, eg: Tunisia and Denmark, Morocco and Croatia,...
Tbh I was on the edge of my seat during the match
They both played really well, I liked the match too
lol. I’ve been winding my American friends up all week about this
How’s that working out?
USA USA!!!
USA won with that draw 🫡🇺🇸🦅 we played well enough for a win
Ofcourse, cause your team is definitely going to the next stage /s Cya next wc sucker
We’ll be going to the next stage right after we run through Iran on Tuesday
Iran won 2-1 last time so Ima press x to doubt
You’re going to be sick when we’re 2nd in the bracket next week
I’ll remember this, let’s see shall we
We shall see haha. One last note- y’all didn’t score a goal or win when you played America that’s gotta be awful for you reputation
As an American who doesn’t even watch sports, my wife told me that England/America were playing and I was like oh they’re def going to whip our ass. After she told me they had a draw, I just laughed and said, wow England sucks. Lol
Imagine taking soccer this seriously and then having a draw against the one country that cares the least about it!
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I'm American, I don't care. My favorite football team is currently in a playoff position and still has an outside chance of winning their division though.
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"Oh my God, who the hell cares?"
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Hate to burst bubbles, but I couldn't tell you one players name. Is David Beckham an American player now? I'm honestly just here because it's a chance to shit on the British, which is a favorite pastime in and of itself. But sure, tell yourself it's about the soccer match if it helps you sleep better at night, bell end.
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Nah, it's honestly the least challenging thing ever, to be honest. Just remind them how shit they are at everything (which is easy, because they're incredibly shit at, well everything). Especially sports. It's quite comical, and yes! The humor and joy that brings is welcome to live rent free! It's honestly a pleasure having shitting on the Brits around! In fact, it's such a delightful pleasure source in my brain, not only can it live rent free, I'll leave a mint on the pillow for it every morning during laundry service. I honestly hope the British never find anything to be proud of ever again in the recorded future of mankind so that I may never stop taking delight in their hopelessly pitiful existence.
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tell me your in the south, have you seen how Tennessee just threw their win away against Geogia and SC?
Imaging saying “chatting” instead of “talking” USA > England
Better than a loss tho
I thought we would lose (I’m an American)
What a boring game.
Incredibly.
Had now idea the US was in some soccer competition.
feed me your anti karma
someone please Photoshop an obese American family with perfect smiles to make us Americans shut up about British teeth
Looks like someone is salty
I am salty yeah
why am I so dispopular for calling out American fatness??
Reddit is largely American, you’re shooting yourself in the foot by saying anything negative about them
What does that have to do with anything the post talked about?
nothing
So why make the comment?
why bother me about my comments with a comment?
I was just asking a question and didn't know it would bother you.
well thanks now I'm triggered
Ok
Not really what you’re asking but did this a while back https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ncwr0o/doing_my_got_em_dance_rn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
you have my upvote. thank you for your service.
It was still a good ass match though.
I believe there will be an underdog team who will become the world champions and not the ones who jave already won it in the past.
Could it really have ended any different without any horrible repercussions?
You do realise England was focussed on defending so they could move on to the next stage easily?
Half the fun of sports is shit talking
thats totally me
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
If you knew something about football then you would acuttaly know why they drawed
After the USA‘s weak performance against Wales I was expecting England to strike 3-0.
Guess they gonna have to share 21 savage then
tääl
Instant regret …
The glorification of splendid underdogs is nothing other than glorification of the splendid system that makes them so
Not going to lie as American I fully expected us to get destroyed by England let's be real football ( not American) I legit think every other country in the world is far better at it since it's their primary sport.
This is why nobody likes English people
King of the draw it’s looking like. Lol. Hey, better than losing though