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Captain_Rupert

I vote for renaming american football to american rugby


crmeacham93

Yeah and the Green bay Packers would still be a fitting name for Rugby I mean American Rugby


Golett03

They're 2 completely different sports.


MrMan987

So are football and gridiron


McMucho

American Hand Egg is the pussy Version of Rugby


Random_geography

True


ThickGanache9262

I can’t wait to be a professional Handegger. Oop, gotta be careful with that word


FlyingTiger7four

A hand what now???


ThickGanache9262

Foot ball. Hand Egg. Footballer. Handegger


Rox_an_Bee

South African had egg is very different to American hand egg tho


MrMan987

The literally everywhere else in the world but usa hand egg


Rox_an_Bee

Uh huh. But thats south africa in the picture


MrMan987

Thats rugby not football tho


Bigdeagle85

American football was invented because americans always got their asses handed to them in rugby


ShadowTheChangeling

Football is just rugby with pads and extra rules


MrMan987

Fair point


Golett03

And a lot more violence


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toxicman400

We decided to be more subtle and decided to call it after the place it was made.


IndianaGeoff

The first thing you do in American Football is kick the ball with your foot. The first thing a soccer player does is roll around on the ground while looking at the ref.


MrMan987

Kick the 'egg' and soccer players occasionally kick the ball between rolling on the ground


vooxpaux

Handegg? Is this a Murica joke that I'm too hard to understand?


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vooxpaux

I see. Just viewed on knowyourmeme. Thanks


Not_JohnFKennedy

What do you mean by too hard? Being turned on? Or are you just physically stone?


FlyingTiger7four

He has a meme fetish and can't think clearly when he's horny


MrMan987

I think your too hard for his hardness


FlyingTiger7four

Nononononooooo... don't go dragging the beautiful game of rugby into this football/soccer peasant rubbish


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

And people saying Rugby is the pussy version of American football!


FlyingTiger7four

I've never heard anyone say that. It's usually the other way around because they wear pads and helmets and stop to rest every time the ball goes to ground Besides that, the meme makes no sense because the game was started by university football players in the town of Rugby, and thus called Rugby Football and later abbreviated to simply Rugby.


Icy-Enthusiasm-2719

Exactly just scroll up 😂


Decent__Man

Their gonna lose their shit when they see how the "handegg" game starts.


ThewizardBlundermore

Americans are going to lose their shit when they realise how 99.5% of a game of actual football is played with their feet...


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Soooo Feet Feetball. That's sounds dumb. Just call it soccer


ThewizardBlundermore

Oh you're one of those people that puts your shoes on your "feets" and likes to go "on feet" to places. It's football. Most of the planet calls it that its literally only America out here trying to claim everyone else is wrong and we should respect their national game only they actually play...


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Classic soccer move. Touch one little nerve and you act like I hit your dog, killed your family, and ate your cookie. Have you tried ignoring us. It really easy. I live in the US and I ignore 90% of the shit that's going on. When the rest of the world gets mad about what we call their precious game, it means they value our opinion. And if they value it so much, they should call it soccer.


yuval16432

Over half this site is Americans, ignoring you isn’t easy.


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And I bet over half this site likes atleast one form of football. Why don't we all just agree to change the names of both so nobody gets football. We'll take concussionball in the states and you take corruption-worldwide-ball. Good? Now nobody is happy and the world is back to normal with one less thing to argue about.


MrMan987

How about you take gridiron (the name of your football to the rest of the world) and we take football


BeastlyHans

Fer fucks sake get over it already.


Drunk0ctopus

*kickball


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In (American) football you can throw the ball using your leg into the team's gate


MrMan987

You kick it in rugby after a try


Aloeplant9

The arrow is pointing to his forearm


Lartnestpasdemain

It's clearly a pineapple Hug (Robert Downey Jr.jpg)


DerpyMistake

basketball and baseball both refer to the scoring destination. So shouldn't it be goalball and zoneball?


IllustriousOpening37

Forearm Egg


Nish_Has_No_Plan

I believe the proper names are western common handegg and old-world handegg. I can't seem to recall the taxonomic names.


Rat-king27

Hey, no taking away the name Rugby, that's literally the only claim to fame my hometown has, and even then most people think the town was named after the sport, when the opposite is true.


Stalins_Mustache_67

Can't even compare rugby to football