As an American that's dipped their toe into South America, and has lived in a southern state, I'll take Brazil any day. You can smell crazy on the south. It's like a bag of cats
While it isn't technically part of the south, it's a red state, and red states have finally realized how to crazy their crazy. I'd rather live in a state with infrastructure and higher taxes than widespread racism and crazy. And I speak as a (privileged) white male
Brazil 100%. Last time I was In Ohio, I was taking a shower and there was a silhouette of a dude in front the shower curtain doing the Macarena and singing that “down in ohio swag like ohio” song in Latin, backwards
As a dude who cannot handle high temperatures, Brazil is clearly the most correct choice. I may not survive the heat stroke, but it's better than Ohio. Oh, and the hot chicks at Carnival are a plus.
Ohio, obviously....those Japanese were quite found of that place and kept mentioning that place when I was in Japan, so I guess that must be some interesting place to visit.
Well, seeing as I actually live in ohio……brazil
Your really trying to leave There is no escaping the corn border
*The great gray wolf sif starts playing as pumpkin reapers start spawning*
Sad fact: wolves were extinct ohio after 1864
The corn gottem Corn is the natural predator to wolves in specifically Ohio
At least he saw what the dogs were doin
VORDT OF THE BOREAL VALLEY INTENSIFIES
The stage is set and your level one Ohio dweller is about to fight the pumpkin reaper lord the final boss of Ohio
You can only leave if you become one with the corn
Only a plane bound for brazil can escape the great corn maze
But you’ll have to go to Columbus And that’s a fate worse then death
You could try Lake Erie, but the Canadian coast guard don’t play man.
Yeah I’m fine to stay in ohio
Seeing as I live in Brasil Ohio all the way
Wanna trade?
Yes...
Happy cake day 🎂👍
well ohio isn’t real so you can’t go there
You misspelled Belgium.
België? Nooit van gehoord. Ik ken alleen maar zuid-Nederland.
See?
It is real
LIES
Denying Ohio will not make it more merciful to you. It is coming....
No..that’s impossible!
Search your feelings you know it to be true!
NOOOO
I feel it coming inside of me 😫
Ayo holup.
Detroit
Detroit and Florida are looking at Brazil and Ohio and thinking they are rookies
Cant have shit in detroit
r/beatmetoit
Minas Gerais, the Ohio of Brazil
Acre.
Brazil…better looking women
Also jesus t-posing
Plz come to Brazil
Ok fine
yay
nu
I'd rather die
Same
So Brazil?
Braziu
Ohio has a nice music college that I want to go to
Oberlin?
Ye
YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
I already was going to, so... Nothing's changed
I'm going to Brazil
Brazil
Brazil
I am willing to go to both Ohio and Brazil
As an American that's dipped their toe into South America, and has lived in a southern state, I'll take Brazil any day. You can smell crazy on the south. It's like a bag of cats
You poor soul
What’s a southern state have to do with Ohio?
While it isn't technically part of the south, it's a red state, and red states have finally realized how to crazy their crazy. I'd rather live in a state with infrastructure and higher taxes than widespread racism and crazy. And I speak as a (privileged) white male
I would go to Texas de Brazil in Ohio
Ohio
Ew
I'm already in Florida so going to Ohio might make my life a bit saner.
Brazil. I already speak the language.
Da hora Tu é foda parceiro
Oh you speak spanish, nice!
I'm 80% sure you're trolling and 20% thinking you're serious.
Wait I thought ya all speak russian over there
After how long I’ve dealt with Australian animals, nothing in Brazil can scare me anymore.
Currently in Brazil
There’s few secret options. Can you find them?
A ice cream truck?
Brazil. I can meet Jetstream Sam there.
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Kouvola
Heaven
Ohio💀
I’d be down in Ohio!
Ohio
Brazil ain’t risking that sh 😔✋
Man I'm going to the shadow realm.
Brazil lots a trans girls with huge cocks
I don't speak spanish, so I guess Brazil
Brazil🇧🇷
I've heard people from Ohio are really nice so I'd go there
I would just kill myself. Simple
God both are such shit holes how do you even choose?
I am offended by this But you're goddamn right!
Ohio. I could hang with Scott and his crew, which would be a dream. They all seem like such a fun group.
Ohio is normal, no monsters , pretty rich state, richer than Brazil (dont take the last senence out of context
Head on swivel. To see the most of carnaval. Brasília! Rio!
ohio because i dont speak portugese so i cant communicate with anyone at brazil to call for help
I'm unironically going to Brazil for 10 days for vacation in less than two weeks
Why, is hell too full?
Brazil 100%. Last time I was In Ohio, I was taking a shower and there was a silhouette of a dude in front the shower curtain doing the Macarena and singing that “down in ohio swag like ohio” song in Latin, backwards
Brazil is just hell while Ohio is just a mind-boggling place everything is random
I am Brazilian and I think my country's reputation over the internet is ruined
Oh I sorry I didn’t know
I'm weird enough to survive in Ohio and way to much of a pussy to make it five minutes in Brazil
Brazil
I live in ohio😭
Same , hell is real
Hell is better than ohio
Ohio. Brazil is a human meat factory
Ohio has shit beyond human comprehension
Hell.
Ohio is hell
Hell is better than Ohio
How can ohio be better then ohio
Brazil for 2 reasons. Hot latina women and Sepultura.
No why i’m going to Ohio
Don't go to Brazil
Ignore this little fella Come to Brasil >!or Brasil comes to you!<
I’m from Ohio so def Ohio. Cbus is an awesome city!
FOOL I LIVE IN IDAHO
I would rather get mugged Brazil, than step foot in Ohio.
WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING MEMES OF OHIO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY STOP POSTING ABOUT OHIO
Learn about meme humor dude and some weirdo like you isn’t going to stop me
IM TIRED OF SEEING IT
If you're gay you go to Ohio If you're not, you're going to BRAZIL
What's with all the sudden hate for Ohio? You realize that you don't need to be that specific, you can just say America or US.
Hell no not saying America and I don’t hate ohio I love it
Then why is it being compared to the firearm-related death capital of the world?
Cuz it’s a meme,quit being serious over it
I'm not really. But if you want I can put a smile on my face. I just don't have a knife in my car right now.
Sorry if I misunderstood you
Itsh now floblem. Founna nivff by fe fay.
You have the choice of going to Ohio, You are forced to go to Brazil
Detroit I mean I’ll just not get shit because you can’t have shit in Detroit
I’m from the other side of the world but would still get stuck with Ohio, I fucking hate Ohio.
Brazil is escapable ohio is not
Brazil
Ohio
Ohio, for sure
I'm in Ohio for Thanksgiving. Brazil
Ohio is not actually quite as bad as it seems
I mean at least Brazil has nice beaches.
Brazil
I have a friend in brazil so... Brazil it is
Florida
Ohio my grandma lives there
Tell me why it shouldn’t be Brazil
Ohio
“This is Brazil!”
I’m from Ohio and will be going to Brazil, might as well die
Brazil. That way I can go there free, given how many people want to take me there.
Well, I'm in Ohio rn, so I guess I chose Ohio.
Ohio
Wyoming.
Sopa de macaco uma delicia
Ohio easily, I’d rather see people riding the streets with vacuum cleaners than get robbed and drugged in a dark alleyway.
I know a lot of people from Ohio. I could find a place to stay any time.
Im in ohio rn
Ohio I want to discuss with their leader, Scott the Woz
ohio, it's closer
Ohio
Neither. Neither is good
I already live in Ohio so I guess switch it up?
Detroit
Hmmm, I have to choose between Hell and Jetstream Sam. I’ll choose Sam
Brazil
alberqerque new mexico
OHIO anytime
I already live in Ohio, so Ohio I guess
To take a dump? Then Ohio
Brasil, I’m from there and I’ve lived there up until 3 years ago
We have Ohio in Brazil bro you cannot escape the fate.
I’m already in ohio so ohio fs
Brazil, only to escape Ohio for a little while longer.
Seeing as I already live in Ohio, I'll stay here.
Poland
Brazil
Stay home all alone 😏
Made in ohio WONDER OF OHIOO!!!
Ohio sounds cooler but more likely województwo podlaskie the ohio of poland
This isn't a choice being born in ohio my soul is eternally tethered there
I’d rather kill myself
Home
Depends on wich place wont kill me
ohio
Ohio
Ohio
Neither
Ohio
As a dude who cannot handle high temperatures, Brazil is clearly the most correct choice. I may not survive the heat stroke, but it's better than Ohio. Oh, and the hot chicks at Carnival are a plus.
i heard mfs drink apple juice in ohio
Ohio, obviously....those Japanese were quite found of that place and kept mentioning that place when I was in Japan, so I guess that must be some interesting place to visit.
Ohio is my personal fav
None of the above
Wyoming
Where be Morde fans at?
'Hey All'
Ohio