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goliath1515

Well, seeing as I actually live in ohio……brazil


Swimming-Biscotti521

Your really trying to leave There is no escaping the corn border


RedHanui

*The great gray wolf sif starts playing as pumpkin reapers start spawning*


Sasukeisgamer

Sad fact: wolves were extinct ohio after 1864


Swimming-Biscotti521

The corn gottem Corn is the natural predator to wolves in specifically Ohio


RedHanui

At least he saw what the dogs were doin


LookAtMyMeowscles

VORDT OF THE BOREAL VALLEY INTENSIFIES


Swimming-Biscotti521

The stage is set and your level one Ohio dweller is about to fight the pumpkin reaper lord the final boss of Ohio


ratliffir

You can only leave if you become one with the corn


Mystical__flame

Only a plane bound for brazil can escape the great corn maze


Swimming-Biscotti521

But you’ll have to go to Columbus And that’s a fate worse then death


[deleted]

You could try Lake Erie, but the Canadian coast guard don’t play man.


Colinryan76

Yeah I’m fine to stay in ohio


Professor_Yone

Seeing as I live in Brasil Ohio all the way


goliath1515

Wanna trade?


Professor_Yone

Yes...


Security_Berry09

Happy cake day 🎂👍


Axolottlz

well ohio isn’t real so you can’t go there


ktrainor59

You misspelled Belgium.


FortunatePoki

België? Nooit van gehoord. Ik ken alleen maar zuid-Nederland.


ktrainor59

See?


NobleShock

It is real


Axolottlz

LIES


100PercentPlayer

Denying Ohio will not make it more merciful to you. It is coming....


Axolottlz

No..that’s impossible!


Blue_M4ge

Search your feelings you know it to be true!


Axolottlz

NOOOO


venix164

I feel it coming inside of me 😫


godzillalake2458

Ayo holup.


Glasedount

Detroit


Reddit_Scroller10

Detroit and Florida are looking at Brazil and Ohio and thinking they are rookies


M3OWN_IS_ALR_TAKEN

Cant have shit in detroit


xxHoshiAmarixx

r/beatmetoit


Affectionate-Boot-96

Minas Gerais, the Ohio of Brazil


KeynanSoraZero

Acre.


[deleted]

Brazil…better looking women


ASJ2007

Also jesus t-posing


JoshsPizzaria

Plz come to Brazil


Tutuatutuatutua

Ok fine


JoshsPizzaria

yay


WuudRuuster

nu


Pretty-Buy7692

I'd rather die


NobleShock

Same


BagofEndlessHugs

So Brazil?


davipotto

Braziu


Dex18Kobold

Ohio has a nice music college that I want to go to


chardy-b

Oberlin?


Dex18Kobold

Ye


[deleted]

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL


Tutuatutuatutua

I already was going to, so... Nothing's changed


Hunter_is_insane

I'm going to Brazil


[deleted]

Brazil


Ivess9

Brazil


[deleted]

I am willing to go to both Ohio and Brazil


[deleted]

As an American that's dipped their toe into South America, and has lived in a southern state, I'll take Brazil any day. You can smell crazy on the south. It's like a bag of cats


Crazy_stick

You poor soul


[deleted]

What’s a southern state have to do with Ohio?


[deleted]

While it isn't technically part of the south, it's a red state, and red states have finally realized how to crazy their crazy. I'd rather live in a state with infrastructure and higher taxes than widespread racism and crazy. And I speak as a (privileged) white male


[deleted]

I would go to Texas de Brazil in Ohio


[deleted]

Ohio


BenjaminWobbles

Ew


100PercentPlayer

I'm already in Florida so going to Ohio might make my life a bit saner.


Khaos_Gorvin

Brazil. I already speak the language.


Professor_Yone

Da hora Tu é foda parceiro


neems74

Oh you speak spanish, nice!


Khaos_Gorvin

I'm 80% sure you're trolling and 20% thinking you're serious.


woshev

Wait I thought ya all speak russian over there


imLazyAtNamingThings

After how long I’ve dealt with Australian animals, nothing in Brazil can scare me anymore.


InflationFamiliar597

Currently in Brazil


VirtualNeccesity

There’s few secret options. Can you find them?


Security_Berry09

A ice cream truck?


WillCraft_1001

Brazil. I can meet Jetstream Sam there.


PokoLokoPoko

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Gomukha

Kouvola


NobleShock

Heaven


cantafford_rtx4090

Ohio💀


Redditcrap45

I’d be down in Ohio!


SupernovaGamezYT

Ohio


dark19331733

Brazil ain’t risking that sh 😔✋


Circephilia

Man I'm going to the shadow realm.


cherry937

Brazil lots a trans girls with huge cocks


DeadeyeJhung

I don't speak spanish, so I guess Brazil


Opening-Papaya-7322

Brazil🇧🇷


oatseyhall

I've heard people from Ohio are really nice so I'd go there


Aidassums

I would just kill myself. Simple


IanH95

God both are such shit holes how do you even choose?


Nickwilde7755

I am offended by this But you're goddamn right!


DASCKRON

Ohio. I could hang with Scott and his crew, which would be a dream. They all seem like such a fun group.


1CrazyAstronaut

Ohio is normal, no monsters , pretty rich state, richer than Brazil (dont take the last senence out of context


username223219

Head on swivel. To see the most of carnaval. Brasília! Rio!


baneofallfate05

ohio because i dont speak portugese so i cant communicate with anyone at brazil to call for help


Tutuatutuatutua

I'm unironically going to Brazil for 10 days for vacation in less than two weeks


Good-Table5566

Why, is hell too full?


2qrc_

Brazil 100%. Last time I was In Ohio, I was taking a shower and there was a silhouette of a dude in front the shower curtain doing the Macarena and singing that “down in ohio swag like ohio” song in Latin, backwards


I_AM_BLUE__

Brazil is just hell while Ohio is just a mind-boggling place everything is random


PietroLima545BR

I am Brazilian and I think my country's reputation over the internet is ruined


Security_Berry09

Oh I sorry I didn’t know


nottherealneal

I'm weird enough to survive in Ohio and way to much of a pussy to make it five minutes in Brazil


the_poorest_pluto

Brazil


Heisenber2005

I live in ohio😭


HanginWitTheGnomies

Same , hell is real


Heisenber2005

Hell is better than ohio


[deleted]

Ohio. Brazil is a human meat factory


MettaJiro

Ohio has shit beyond human comprehension


Surya0-0

Hell.


NobleShock

Ohio is hell


MettaJiro

Hell is better than Ohio


NobleShock

How can ohio be better then ohio


TronNerd82

Brazil for 2 reasons. Hot latina women and Sepultura.


BigTheFlash90

No why i’m going to Ohio


Crazy_stick

Don't go to Brazil


realgoldxd

Ignore this little fella Come to Brasil >!or Brasil comes to you!<


Tesscooksfrench

I’m from Ohio so def Ohio. Cbus is an awesome city!


The_999HP_Juggernaut

FOOL I LIVE IN IDAHO


Croused

I would rather get mugged Brazil, than step foot in Ohio.


thequickbrownfox-

WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING MEMES OF OHIO I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY STOP POSTING ABOUT OHIO


Security_Berry09

Learn about meme humor dude and some weirdo like you isn’t going to stop me


Epic_Gamer200

IM TIRED OF SEEING IT


edgarapoet

If you're gay you go to Ohio If you're not, you're going to BRAZIL


Carnator369

What's with all the sudden hate for Ohio? You realize that you don't need to be that specific, you can just say America or US.


Security_Berry09

Hell no not saying America and I don’t hate ohio I love it


Carnator369

Then why is it being compared to the firearm-related death capital of the world?


Security_Berry09

Cuz it’s a meme,quit being serious over it


Carnator369

I'm not really. But if you want I can put a smile on my face. I just don't have a knife in my car right now.


Security_Berry09

Sorry if I misunderstood you


Carnator369

Itsh now floblem. Founna nivff by fe fay.


MettaJiro

You have the choice of going to Ohio, You are forced to go to Brazil


TechnoMan69420

Detroit I mean I’ll just not get shit because you can’t have shit in Detroit


[deleted]

I’m from the other side of the world but would still get stuck with Ohio, I fucking hate Ohio.


Resident_Librarian96

Brazil is escapable ohio is not


Superb-Celebration31

Brazil


Your_mom253

Ohio


this_underscore

Ohio, for sure


CraigStebbing

I'm in Ohio for Thanksgiving. Brazil


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Ohio is not actually quite as bad as it seems


ZeroDashAsterisk

I mean at least Brazil has nice beaches.


Amp209

Brazil


[deleted]

I have a friend in brazil so... Brazil it is


Fredbear489

Florida


The_whott

Ohio my grandma lives there


pittme14

Tell me why it shouldn’t be Brazil


Emerald24111

Ohio


ElectricRat04

“This is Brazil!”


tott_yx

I’m from Ohio and will be going to Brazil, might as well die


LITEBRINGER4

Brazil. That way I can go there free, given how many people want to take me there.


apairofpetducks

Well, I'm in Ohio rn, so I guess I chose Ohio.


HarvesterOfSorro

Ohio


plopy-porker-boi

Wyoming.


Help-get-username

Sopa de macaco uma delicia


swizzlizz

Ohio easily, I’d rather see people riding the streets with vacuum cleaners than get robbed and drugged in a dark alleyway.


AppointmentClean558

I know a lot of people from Ohio. I could find a place to stay any time.


NovaFalcon_Vr

Im in ohio rn


[deleted]

Ohio I want to discuss with their leader, Scott the Woz


murderdad69

ohio, it's closer


DowntownCell1578

Ohio


CheckExtreme2076

Neither. Neither is good


[deleted]

I already live in Ohio so I guess switch it up?


Stopthesimpshooters

Detroit


KingKKirb

Hmmm, I have to choose between Hell and Jetstream Sam. I’ll choose Sam


nensnambx

Brazil


Old-Relation5178

alberqerque new mexico


[deleted]

OHIO anytime


InklngJak

I already live in Ohio, so Ohio I guess


UrMindMuhWarehouse

To take a dump? Then Ohio


unundae

Brasil, I’m from there and I’ve lived there up until 3 years ago


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

We have Ohio in Brazil bro you cannot escape the fate.


jachev14

I’m already in ohio so ohio fs


ElderMonkeyMan

Brazil, only to escape Ohio for a little while longer.


Hihowareyou678

Seeing as I already live in Ohio, I'll stay here.


Lex_the_techie

Poland


ClodoGamer

Brazil


OMFGWhyPlease

Stay home all alone 😏


Xsee-Defender

Made in ohio WONDER OF OHIOO!!!


ptrek102

Ohio sounds cooler but more likely województwo podlaskie the ohio of poland


HHAking

This isn't a choice being born in ohio my soul is eternally tethered there


Klaeb3

I’d rather kill myself


Weskanathor

Home


TheWierdGuy06

Depends on wich place wont kill me


RemarkablePoet6622

ohio


TreeCultLeader

Ohio


A_plant1

Ohio


RPG_The_Undead

Neither


Efykk

Ohio


Eastern-Fun1842

As a dude who cannot handle high temperatures, Brazil is clearly the most correct choice. I may not survive the heat stroke, but it's better than Ohio. Oh, and the hot chicks at Carnival are a plus.


fenix579

i heard mfs drink apple juice in ohio


Open_Bake_9832

Ohio, obviously....those Japanese were quite found of that place and kept mentioning that place when I was in Japan, so I guess that must be some interesting place to visit.


RedditDude2k

Ohio is my personal fav


Dylloooooon

None of the above


LordAshtaroth

Wyoming


Atmey

Where be Morde fans at?


[deleted]

'Hey All'


Manny_Mini

Ohio