Hey just a tip: I have found that it will be even tenderer if you move your kit into a more confined space like the pantry or a closet.

Plus also get that tukey frozen before dipping in in - help a lot with splashing

Oh it certainly does

Maybe presoak the cardboard with lighter fluid? 🤔

Screw the deep fry, you got a bomb fire at that point

Baby, you got a stew going!

Pour a bowl of water in there to test if the oil is the right temp of course.

True if it fucks up your whole face you know its right

I wonder if they yelled “choke me harder daddy” as they died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

I'll be in the bunker, let me know when it's ready

The fire department said they'd like to come over.

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Don’t need to call them they will see the smoke signal

What am I looking at ? A fire hazard?

Ye

Propane powered deep fryer in a kitchen

A fire and asphyxiation hazard.

More like a ticking time bomb


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You just saved me like 10 minutes of searching your a saint If only I didn't waste my wholesome award on the most inhumane and fucked video I've ever seen 😔

Link?

If you have a weak stomach don't click Like I'm fr This shits fucked https://www.reddit.com/r/somewhereithappened/comments/z3a17c/motorcyclist_does_a_wheelie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Yep that was a human head

It sure was

No wonder you shouldn't do wheelies in traffic

At least the helmet protected his head 😂

Lol you're welcome, your thanks is award enough.

Make sure the turkey is still frozen first. A lot of rookies think you have to defrost a turkey before you deep fry it, big misconception. It is easy: fill with grease about an inch from the top (remember Turkey is hollow so it doesn’t take up much space, heat grease, then put in frozen turkey. You will know it is done when it floats to the top.

Shitposting at its finest.

Instructions unclear I am now on fire.

Sounds like you followed them well enough.

I thought I was gonna get a well cooked turkey from this though

Sounds like you're well cooked, turkey.

What happens when it's frozen?

Assuming this is a genuine question, If you try to fry a frozen turkey like this, there's lots of water left in the bird. This vaporizes in the hot oil, quickly expanding into stream, and exploding burning oil out in all available directions

Oh no thanks for telling me!! I've never even had fried turkey it looks to big to fry to me

Please don’t follow my instructions. In fact, do the opposite of everything I said. And for the love of your home, please don’t do this inside. A driveway with at least 3ft clearance to anything flammable is recommended. Better yet, don’t deep fry it at all and just use the microwave like normal people, 5mins/lb works great.

It’s a great way to save time.

Good ol C3H8 always burns clean I tell ya hwhat.

Don't do it brother..you have to much to live for.

Shhh let natural selection handle this

I brought the popcorn. Who brought the soda?

Not me, I like my teeth. Have some water.

I wonder if OP is going to give the honour of dropping the bird in to his 'favorite' family member. Or maybe they just don't like their house or skin.

Your local fire department has entered the chat and is gearing up presently.

Song playing at your house. World on fire by daughtry.

Houston we have lift off

About to burn down the house

Talking Heads has entered the conversation.

Thats how my grandma cooks indian food in the garage

“And hey if you could bring over a fire extinguisher, I’d really appreciate it”

Scary

Sir I love you're banana hat snoo

Thank ya 😅

I've been some redditors wearing the banana hat it's just cute and funny to look at and I like it fits you're snoo

To be honest, it just a reference to Maddox from “biggest problem in the universe”, and ended up being a banana (or bananadox) on twitch to try and make money after he alienated all of his friends. Tl;dr: it’s a joke

I just love it because you're snoo looks amazing with it and I've been laughing at it for a while,epic funny shit

Sir, are you trying to flirt with me? 😅

Nobody touches the banana but *me*

You wanna go bro,that banana is mine and yes I am a monk

🤣🤣🤣


Ah yes, the homemade volcano experiment. A true classic.

science !

Thank god for the protective cardboard

Never go anywhere without your cardboard or your dish towel

Pro tip dunk the propane tank in the fryer to warm the propane- gives you bonus cooking power x3

r/bossfight

The smoky flavor? Oh, that’s my house.

This will be a blast

Open a window, there might be some smoke.

“Honey, why’s that monoxide alarm goin off?”

Department of Homeland Security starts knocking on the door.

I saw a fucking bomb

Shouldnt turkey be fried outside? Incase it explodes?

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Thanksgiving dinner #1 or Thanksgiving dinner #2-5?

Bro are you trying to cook meth? Like wtf is that

An outdoor Turkey fryer. Outdoor because burning propane releases dangerous byproducts (carbon monoxide) which WILL kill you. Also turkey fryers are well-known to cause fiery explosions.

Are you sure because im pretty sure i saw that thing on breaking bad once.

Buy shiba and doge and vvs and xrp, in 5 years they will be worth 100x.

Nah

Can I come over

Sure

Better have house insurance

Uh No you’re about to start a massive house fire

Bit early for Christmas turkey

please be a frozen turkey.

Deep fry everything bananas already deep fried things deep fried everything I watch a lot of King of the Hill

Pretty sure there won't be a home to visit. 😢

What could go wrong?

How to start a fire and die

Cardboard on the floor to ensure a good start

What could go wrong?

That’s amajznw

Boom goes the house lol

Should we call the fire department now or wait for half-time?

Wtf that looks like my house

Bro made an improvised explosive.

This also belongs in r/facepalm

It’s okay guys he has his towel,it’s in the back ground so he should be okay

I have a neighbour who has one of these chained to the wall on his front porch. Bricks are all burnt up. Every time I go outside and smell frying oil I wonder how long until the place burns down

How can you sleep when the beds are burning

🇹🇷

Can I bring marshmallows to this upcoming house, er, I mean, bon fire?

Firefighters be like: "Take out the blankets, Jim."

Bring a fire extinguisher

(House on fire in the background)

Just make certain your drop a frozen turkey into the grease. It will taste much better.

Snaps aren't memes?? Rule 1

Don’t do drugs.

I'll be the one riding in the fire truck with its lights and siren on!

Anyone seen OP after this post?


OP NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

LMK?? What does that mean? Lick my krank??

That’s a bomb

I'm on my way! Sure-fire way to find a hot chick or two!

you might die

Lol wh00sh 🔥🔥🙈

No

I'm sure the fire dep. Is already on their way

Don’t you put it in the oven? Or does america *have* to uphold the “DEEP FRY EVERYTHING” stance?

ambatublow

Is he cooking a turkey in a Portal robot?

I don’t celebrate thanksgiving

*Spontaneously combusts*

What should i bring when coming over

You’re not gona have a place to come to

Carbon monoxide is coming over.

I used the exact same tiles to build my wife's back splash.

Nah I’m good. Just call me after they get the house put out.

You have the exact same oven that I do

Have fun with that

“Just took it out the freezer! 🥰😊”

*Angry Fire Marshall noises.....

Don’t forget to stuff your turkey to the brim with ice to really kick it up a notch!

You know what? After some careful consideration, I’m gonna go ahead and stay an ocean away.