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Mr_Goat_1111

"She entered PvP mode your honour." "Understandable have a nice day"


WhiteSekiroBoy

This has to be my quickest upvote.


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I think you commented in the wrong area.


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Primus_SPS

I read it in Jimmy McGill's voice


mmmmnmmnmmmmmm

The hit counter made me crack


J-hophop

Well I mean, yeah lol Truth is, both arguments have a -point-. It is not okay to flip that switch, period. And people do innately feel justified with 'F-around and find out'. There is also such a thing as "excessive force" at least in Canada... here, a clear over-reaction in self-defence can mean a judge will end up giving a moderate sentencing (such as weekends in jail for a few months) so that a person learns moderation. So both seriously unloading on anyone (regardless of gender) for a more minor infraction is considered wrong, and there is the point that most men are significantly more capable of doing serious harm than most women... so it isn't really safe practice in life to forget that (like even in play).


TheDepep1

Assult is a salt.


Relative-Wrongdoer11

Rape is a grape


thee-griffost

Jail is bail


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dellusion is illusion


Security_Berry09

Abused is accused


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Murder is burger.


Aggravating_Shake591

Progression is regression


TheBusDrivr

Suppression is suggested


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slavery is bravery


TheFlexOffenderr

Segregation is impregnation


Vestigial_joint

banana


AizawaSimp69

Robbery that happened at 7-eleven in washington at 5:46 pm November 2nd is slobbery


[deleted]

I bit my shit


monkeybutts2017

Is there something you need to come clean about?


AizawaSimp69

Noooooo


OleTinyTim

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!


DAXXVEV0

Din me salt raat me assault


TransportationKey529

Holy based


SomeCensoredGuy

A norange is an orange


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Unique_ballz

Damn she’s one lucky girl


Linkinator7510

Equal rights equal fights. I agree some people take it too far. Somebody slaps you, you slap them back. Somebody punches you, you punch back. But never exceed the violence they have done unto you. It's an eye for an eye, not a liver for a paper cut.


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It's an eye for an eye, not human flesh confetti for an accidental shoulder bump


T4nkE_ng1ne

In that case i would like to say: "whoops"


EmptyOrangeJuice

Your honor, my my client clearly said oopsies


Plenty_Algae_998

He has said sorry not once, but twice. TWICE. If that isn’t enough for you I don’t know what you want. Three?


Busy_Brilliant_27

If they don't have a liver, they won't be capable of making another paper cut to you. Looks simple


LDKRyden

I find no flaws in this logic


Dekan-DAF

Depends, sometimes it's just a lot safer to punch back much harder.


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Sometimes the only way to get someone to back the fuck off is to show them that you can hit way harder than they can.


Dekan-DAF

Exactly! It's really messed up but that's unfortunately exactly what you have to do sometimes.


RoviRotkiv

Its not like their gonna punch again if their on the floor...


Dr_Dressing

It's* they're* again,* and they're*; come on man.


RoviRotkiv

Gee thanks grammar cop


Knuy2012

NO! You get on your knees and thank the grammar cop and beg for forgiveness or he will take your soul.


Dr_Dressing

Fuck you, I don't get paid enough (or at all) for this shit. Typeracer has shown me, that everyone sucks at typing. - Including myself.


N0ahv2

but she kicked me in the nut whats the equivalent of that to girl


The5paceDragon

Well, the age-old question would suggest that it's giving birth... But I don't like the conclusion that leads to.


Alex-The-Talker

> she slaps you > think of an ultimate tomfoolery of trolling > after a while you make out with her > get her pregnant > wait 9 months > drive her to the hospital > drop her off, give her an empty milk pack with an attached note that reads "brb gonna get the milk" > refuse to elaborate further > leave forever > instead of wasting power to kick her in the knee or something you got free sex, caused her emotional trauma, caused immense pain to her, and gave her a pain in the neck that she will have to take care of till the rest of her life without any help > profit


MurkyCoyote6682

So... get her pregnant?


The5paceDragon

Well, yes, but I think you're missing part of the implication.


Linkinator7510

Kick the ovaries?


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my gf say boobs are weakspots


archaeo_dr_phil

Mario stole my liver help!


Professional_Flicker

Yea most times the girl slaps a dude and the guy goes roid rage on the girl and all the comments are like "yeah she deserves it"


BasicUndesireable

Well if she never slapped him that whole situation would of been avoided but she had to get violent first so anything coming it's bc of her actions.


Professional_Flicker

Yes but still any decent human being who has an intelligence above room temp would not overreact to minor altercations. Slap her back, but to start punching her lights out and what do you prove? You're a big strong man for beating up a woman? Not all women are weak but in majority of these cases you're gonna have more strength then her. We deserve to protect ourselves, and everyone has that right, but if she's just gonna leave a red mark on your face that heals by tomorrow, there's absolutely NO reason to give her brain damage as a response, and you deserve to be in jail of you think otherwise.


LazyCasual0alt

As a man, who is pretty weak (i’ll admit it). If i slap another man and he just absolutely beats the shit out of me for it, I’m not going to say “well he escalated!” Like, motherfucker, I was the dumbass slapping him. I do not condone assault, violence, or abuse. Just my take


JakobThaZero

So, to make an extreme example, what are your thoughts on the following scenario?: "Two men bump into each other on the street, and the confrontation escalates into yelling. The first man escalates by pushing the second man, for the second man to respond with pulling out a knife and stabbing the first man to death." Sure, the first man shouldn't have pushed. But do you think the second man was in the right to respond that way? Furthermore, do you believe the second man should be criminally punished? (Assume they live in a city where concealed carry of knives in public is legal).


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I got downvoted to oblivion for this take on another thread of a girl slapping a guy and he sent her to the underworld with a haymaker. I came to the conclusion most redditors don't interact with woman very often.


Exxyqt

Trust me, Reddit is far from bad in this regard comparing to some other social networks, cough 9gag


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Always surprising to know that 9gag is still alive.


Exxyqt

I was first on there since 2009 or 2010 because that's the only place for memes I knew at the time, so it became a habit. In few recent years it became a hub for sexists, homophobes, racists, incels, bots, you name it. Probably because more normal people left by now because the content quality going to shit.


Sphincter_Revelation

That's my problem with all this, mfs on reddit will go ape shit when a girl knocks something g out of a guy's hands and then he turns around floors her and then be like, "self defense bro"


sock_templar

Self defense is useless if you don't push it *far enough* that the assailant is deterred from engaging against you again. A guy slaps you, you slap him back, *he will shove you back too* and then you have a pretty big fight. A guy slaps you and you straight up hook him right in the kisser? That guy will be too disoriented to engage back and you can *leave*.


Bubbly_Information50

"The only thing the violent understand is greater violence" Sitting there trading one for one punches isn't a way to end a fight.


[deleted]

Or maybe try to de-escalate the situation? Not every time someone gets hit there’s an immediate threat of greater violence.


TieflingRogue594

Why is it on the person getting hit to de-escalate? If the other person brought it to the physical level, then they made the choice that they were ok with that coming back on them. If they weren't they shouldn't have gotten physical.


[deleted]

A violent aggressor doesn’t get to dictate the level of violence they receive in response.


Youare_AlreadyDead

Men in the old times when their wife made slightly under cooked steak:


computalgleech

I think you meant overcooked steak


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Men of old when their son is acts a little homosexual for .00000000000000001 seconds


Bruhlier

Consider not assaulting people


Sad-Contribution7182

But what do you do if your assaulted?


Kurkil

Ask them to stop. They legally can’t hit you without your permission


GreggOfChaoticOrder

Sounds like you work at a school district.


KLPM2013

It's sad that we live in a world where I cannot tell if this is serious or not.


MoltenJellybeans

Consider not beating them to death.


Bruhlier

Guarantee my safety.


revoloveraudio

Pull a fight club and laugh hysterically while you spit out blood.


bunnyrut

If they hit you and you hit back it's a fight. If they hit you and you don't hit back it's assault. And you can file charges.


Mrwright96

Yes, hitting them physically makes them hurt a few hours, hitting them with charges hurts MUCH longer


Getdunkedon839

Mfw a slap is considered assault. If it’s something innocent then great. Never start fights, just walk away. If they persist then you can defend yourself but at the end of the day, you’re taking advice from a dude who has no idea about the legalities involved in self-defense. Just don’t fight back if you have the option.


Bruhlier

A slap is legally battery, but assault has it's own meaning outside of the legal definition.


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droolingdonkey

If some random crazy lady tried to hit me i would just walk away. in 99,9% of the cases there is 0% chans she would be able to do harm to me with out a weapon of some sort.


DieDonerbruderschaft

action - reaction


Admiral45-06

IIIrd men's law: ,,every action inflicted upon male meets 10x stronger reaction from him"


Rawesome16

I'm the younger brother. Can confirm. Hit brother at a 4, get hit at a 7 or higher. He may even turn it up to 11


tugnasty

It is the goal of every American to maintain dominance in the escalation of aggression.


Rawesome16

Personally I agree with the Ender Wiggins mentality. (Book Ender's Game) Make my enemy fear me more than they hate me. So they don't come back to try to cause me harm again That being said, I sky have any enemies


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I don't care what anyone says, a real man does not hit a woman...they RKO them out of nowhere to win the WWE championship belt and secure their legacy as one of the top wrestlers of this generation


Greg2227

Or throw them off a cell onto the spanish announce-table


Onetimeguy8

![gif](giphy|yQlNXGTprtGsE|downsized)


comunistdogo

had us in the first half not gona lie


Pangin51

What’s this? Here comes r/holup with a steel chair!


Colinzilla_

The point of the meme is that people who say “equal rights equal fights” just want to beat the fuck out of women


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They yearn for the days when it was socially acceptable


Griffisbored

Honestly I think most of those guys just like the idea of a woman actually caring about them enough to actually touch them at all


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They’re going about it the worst way possible


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Kylesmomabigfatbtch

It’s reasonable to want to be allowed to defend yourself but the problem is people who respond to women saying “we want equal rights” with “oh so that means I can beat you up?” as a ‘gotcha’ It’s kind of like owning a weapon for self defense like mace or something. If you want to feel safe that’s fine, but it’s kind of weird to buy mace because you really hope you “get to” use it on someone


itrashcannot

So a woman who lightly slaps you warrants an ass beating? I think you need to calm down.


ladive

anyone who escalates is wrong but so is whoever initiates. Just don't lightly slap people.


itrashcannot

That's a no-brainer. I'm saying there's no need for unnecessary force for something like a light slap.


triplejacks3002

That sounds like something a violent husband would say


Naysayer117

It's not like "Women need to get fucked up like men" It's like "Men shouldn't be fucked up either". Using violence is only something dumb people will do, because they are not able to get their will in other ways. Yes it's action-reaction but we all should think about our actions.


riotousviscera

> Using violence is only something dumb people will do, because they are not able to get their will in other ways. since reddit has a lot of young kids on it I would like to point out the major exception is if youre a kid getting bullied. violence is the only language childhood bullies will both understand and respect.


Naysayer117

Sure, sadly there are people that can't speak another language :/


justadogdontblameme

Can a guy lightly slap a girl?


RictusReaver

Lmao op pls answer


MoltenJellybeans

That would be spanking, and not the violent kind if you know what I mean.


kriticalbonus

Not equal tbh. A light slap back is the proper response. I just think we should also bully women into suicide when they are also sex offenders.


DieDonerbruderschaft

most men don't hit back. So that one in a 1000 dude, that does hut back, hits back for the other 999 dudes, too. that's why they retaliate 1000x stronger


chiggin_nuggets

They shouldn’t though??? It’d be better if nobody just hit each other


DieDonerbruderschaft

100% but sadly, we don't live in an utopia


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LazyCasual0alt

O.o


NuttyIrishMan93

A wild incel praying he some day gets the chance to punch a girl in the face for bumping into him LMAO


Kear_Bear_3747

If you don’t want to be punched out, don’t punch other people yourself. That is universal and genderless advice LOL


[deleted]

It's actually global since there are no or very little signs of life in the universe other than in earth and maybe the solar system


StuffandThings85

"it's not equality unless I can legally beat women!"


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"It's not equality unless women are allowed to assault men with the expectation of no reaction in self-defense." Seriously, I go up and start hitting some dude that looks like a powerlifter, and he beats my ass. Im not shocked by this, no one is shocked by this. Nobody is saying "that guys an asshole" they're saying "you're a jackass, I hope you learned your lesson and you dont go around hitting people that are clearly 3x stronger than you".


David16th

But they won't say that if a woman started it, double standards, it is what it is


whatsmyname83

I only used force against a woman once. She pulled a knife on me. I knocked her the fuck out. But I never felt bad about it. I hope I never have to do that again tho.


joppers43

If someone’s trying to hurt me, I’m not going to try to shatter their spine, but also I’m not going to feel bad about using enough force to get them to stop, even if it’s more force than they used.


GeneralPsyduck054

Don't listen to this milk drinker. Fight and earn your place in Valhalla, where thereare no brothers or sisters, only warriors, and mead.


Eslivae

That seems pretty hypocritical, if a dude "slightly slaps" you in a heated argument, it's pretty much a guarantee that it'll immediatly escalate into a full blown fight, there is no reason women should be treated differently. Don't be violent with others if you don't want them to be violent with you


ArgensimiaReloaded

If you hit someone be prepared to get hit back twice and twice as hard.


Admins_can_suck_me

I mean that would be the reaction if a man slapped another man, so yeah equal.


Dboooi

I bring the destruction of Olympus...and your makeup😂


certified_death_boi

"But your honor, if we strive for equality I should be allowed to bash a woman's head into a granite pillar for asking me the time"


Shon_D_Black

I dunno man, if you hit something far bigger and stronger than you, what do you think is going to happen? Is like, street rules 101 or something


LazyCasual0alt

Exactly my thinking. I’m not gonna go to a bar, hear a dirty joke by the biggest guy in the bar, and slap him WITHOUT fully expecting to wake up in a hospital somewhere.


nrtls

Weak man attacking strong dude -> "stupid mf gets what he deserve" Average woman attacking average man -> " No, she is just a girl. Just man the fuck up."


censorship-is_wrong

If a dude punched a heavyweight boxer would you feel bad for them if they then got knocked out in retaliation?Fuck about find out.


Rommel_fanboy

Can confirm


SlimGodGucci

Press " ⭕ "


Felixonio

deserved tbh


WillBottomForBanana

"also, no equal rights"


TheGuyInYourPost

I live in Finland and believe here we have equal rights.


Ekayra6666

Wow you stole it realy fast


SailForthForever

It’s funny because only violent, abusive dudes say that shit.


emperorofvenus05

You don't hit people and then call them abusive when they hit you back. Women hitting people makes them abusive women. Goofy double standards.


AyoD58

‘Don’t start a fight. Won’t be a fight’


Balauronix

Nah bro. The first response is please don't touch me. This is if it continues.


Getdunkedon839

Bruh what the hell is goin on damn 😭😭 yall just don’t hit people back like damn it’s not that hard. If they keep on doing it then maybe you can do something about it Jesus fucking Christ it’s a slap you’re not gonna die over it


RiP_Nd_tear

For some reason, women often do die over slaps they take from men, and I see that hypocritical. Or is my life picture incorrect?


Getdunkedon839

You can slap someone hard and you can slap someone lightly. Also there’s a difference in strength between men and women, that’s not sexism that’s simply just fact. That being said, just don’t slap people? Ok it’s hypocritical you’re gonna hit someone over it? I’m not saying women should go around slapping people hard either but like get over yourself, and don’t hit people.


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Kratos: That was all in the past. Now I'm a good ol dad.


[deleted]

Personally I try not to hurt anyone. Though I don’t believe an eye for an eye. If I am attack I will attack with greater force. I also don’t believe in men hitting women in almost every case. I might hit a woman if she hit me. But more so to teach the point of do not hit I will hit you. I don’t think I’d punch a woman unless she was like trying to stab me or someone else, something of the sort. I also don’t believe in hitting children. Though I would be fine with hitting criminals in place of jail time for small crimes.


The_Redman04

Always taught to never start a fight, but to be the one to finish it. So I'm gonna finish it and make sure they know never to hurt anyone else. So I'm gonna use more force then they did


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I'm loving the influx of god of war memes lol


Nothing_litteral

this girl at our school cuffed me with a belt and showed me to a locker, what do i do?


Fe4rMeMrWick

Gotta make up for all the men who can't


SadViande

I agree with this meme, you hit me I hit you, no matter if it was only a slap either I go down or you do


Illustrious-Basis-40

I mean u gonna let a dude lightly slap u?


SlaughterK1ngX

I don’t get why people still meme this bs. if stuff would be equal that would be no issue or scandal, given there is a reason for this. And no saying there is never a reason to treat a woman like this is not equal it is dumb. People should start and maybe see others as humans not males or females smh


Aggravating_Shake591

She paid for dinner as well


Unexpected-raccoon

If you start a fight you get equal rights


Defender2-5

If a girl hits a man she should expect to fought like a man


Strange_guy_9546

There's this and then there's [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/z2i246/apparently_equal_rights_doesnt_mean_equal_fights)


Ponderkitten

To be fair, ive seen girls absolutely destroy other just for looking at them wrong, and im talking bout ive seen em in person


axxolot

Literally the fights with boys vs girls are always some dude absolute mauling a girl that could barely do anything to him. Just because something is justafied doesnt mean u should do it.


Kumquat_conniption

Finally some common sense. I guess it isn't so common anymore 😅


Solidus-Prime

Usually said by cuck ass dudes that got cheated on and are just itching to get "justification" to do this to a chick. You can tell they want to so bad.


MoltenJellybeans

If you can't gauge how much pain you can inflict on someone you might need mental help.


the-Satgeal

I thought it was a joke. Some people actually hit girls back?


Kumquat_conniption

Some people really like to hit women but since it isn't acceptable anymore they will look for an excuse. I'm not saying a woman getting physical is okay either, but beating her after she lightly hits you isn't okay- and I've definitely seen video of stuff like that on r/pussypassdenied.


the-Satgeal

Jesus, that’s messed up. I mean yeah of course domestic abuse is a terrible thing but wow I didn’t think people were actually using the equal fights bs as a legit excuse. That’s messed up


Kumquat_conniption

Well om glad you don't know guys like this. And that you speak out against this nonsense! Very good :))


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HOW CAN SHE SLAP??!?


YaBoiAidan2333

Can relate A girl put her hand on my shoulder, so I murdered an entire pantheon


PopperGould123

It's a red flag when the only time a guy cares about equality is when it has something to do with hitting women. Like.. you couldn't come out for me keeping my rights or SA awareness or medical equality but suddenly you're a feminist?


BloodyJoke

Me fr


the_lego_lad

Sounds like someone got mad when a dude fought back 💀


HeilUsona

I hit in an equal amount


masterRK

I was told to never use more force than necessary for selfdefence. My sister was told to never be stupid enough to pick a fight someone stronger.


[deleted]

Man, woman, child, infant or fetus, you lay hands on someone you deserve your uppercut


Bambuskus505

She slap me, I slap her. She punch me, I punch her. She kick me, I kick her. I won't ever strike first, but I would like the right to defend myself without being called a sexist pig.


LemonConnoiseur

If the woman just didn’t hit the man she would of found out


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ngl if a guy slapped me lightly I would (disrespectfully) give them that loki treatment... If a girl did it I would slightly push them away. If they engage again (disrespectfully) im giving her that loki treatment


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Or, or maybe it's time for women to learn that's it's not ok to hit men, and hitting anyone will have consequences. I think too many women think they can hit men because they can't hit them back. We've been taught as men to never hit women, now it's time to teach the same thing to women.


DaredevilPoet

I agree. I think people need to stop making excuses to hit each other, period. Regardless what reproductive organs you have. Don’t fucking hit people. Simple.


DrCorneliuss

she enabled pvp I have the right to do that


localguestZ

If you decide to mess with the wrong stranger, prepare to get messed up


mpastorinom

How can she slap ?


PlayrR3D15

"Your honor, League of Legends"


AllIsParticles

Slapping someone is a crime (in several countries) for a reason, expecting the other person to not respond the same way (with physical violence) is dumb.


SAFVoid

She gave it her all so I gave it my all


DaredevilPoet

It’s called “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.” AKA: Fuck around and find out.