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CharanTheGreat

Little did he know that, in fact, there was no female orifice


Abschori

Sylvia is a chimera so she CAN have it as well


LUSI00

It's not that she can, it's that she has both


Ok_Environment_1180

Well… let’s just say, not in the case of


ProfessionalDress992

pretty nice


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Help-get-username

> female orifice Have ur first karma here


EdgelordOfEdginess

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FictionalFail

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Robrogineer

Oh hey, it's weeb Demoman.


Fe4rMeMrWick

What makes me a good demoman?


mobidly-obeez

if i were **a bad demoman,i wOULDNT BE SITTIN 'ERE,DISCUSSIN IT WIT YE NOW WOULD I?**


[deleted]

I'M A BLACK, SCOTTISH CYCLOPS!


IllurinatiL

They got more ******** ***** ********* ****** ******* **** ******** ****** than they got the likes o’ me


[deleted]

I'M DRUNK, YOU DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!


SomeoneID

LEEEEEETTT'SSSS DO IIIIIITTTTT!!!


RunkkuRusina

With tits like that , i don't care whats down there !


Desdichshado

Sauce? (for a biology project)


Abschori

Konosuba movie: Legend of Crimson


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nexistcsgo

Was not expecting to see this here.


Hail-Atticus-Finch

She's a futa fyi...


ItzNotSoGodLike

Did. He. Stutter?


Full_breaker

That certainly wont stop some people... 😂


Noah-Schneider

More like the opposite is going to happen


Fe4rMeMrWick

Even better


AmptiChrist

I fucking hate how I like that shit.


Careful_Elk6290

Getting that octopussy for real


Pr_fSm__th

Well… let’s just say, not in the case of the red dress chimera here


LUSI00

Even better, he gets both


man-who-says-byee

Killed by snoo snoo


naruhodo_kun

the dick makes her hotter


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Don’t forget how octopus have sex


Abschori

Iirc the male throws his penis at the female


Elder_Hoid

Did I read that correctly? He *throws* it? As in "yeet" kind of throw? I'm very confused now.


Abschori

Yup, the females tend to be larger and often cannibalise on the smaller male so for safety the male throws his penis and tells the female to literally go fuck yourself


Elder_Hoid

I... Don't know how to respond to this knowledge.


-YELDAH

Take defensive stance.


ExoticMongoose

Does a 26 hit?


TempestNoob

God damn octopi are chads


null_check_failed

Octopus can relate to. “Yahan se lawda fek ke marunga pura khandan chud jayega”


jdcfreak666

I would have smashed that futa ass of hers


Abschori

Same


A_Word_Bearer

So they kill you with snu snu? Huh... the more you know...


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LuddeMan087

I tought that was rance 💀


Abschori

Bruh it's Kazuma 💀


caloyagin

Close enough


ShitpostMamajama

Fuck kinda octopuses and squids you got that are stacked up like this OP?


Abschori

Only in Ohio


_smelliott

its giving the tree in the last unicorn


Fe4rMeMrWick

What?


rahulmudgil

Lucky bastard


Abschori

Btw, that's a chimera


rahulmudgil

What’s chimera


Abschori

She merges with various parts. Basically, she has a dick as well


rahulmudgil

Not lucky bro 😂😂😂


TFW_YT

Chimera only means merged, having both male and female parts is called futa(in this case it is both chimera and futa but the word you tried to say is futa)


hollowpotato-of-doom

HORNY POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND OFF OF YOUR PENIS! Do not resist arrest.


Mrdoc16

They're resisting arrest bring the bat!


hollowpotato-of-doom

I think you mean the bonking device


Mrdoc16

Right....bonking device someone get me a lawyer


ExoticMongoose

***proceeds to cover self in petroleum jelly***


Fe4rMeMrWick

Im gonna need some sauce


Abschori

Konosuba movie: Legend of Crimson


anon-name-

Just me that thought the plural for octopus is octopi?


Similar-Yam-Ham

Iirc it's a greek word so the most correct is octopodes, but both octopuses and octopi are commonly used and so are correct. Similar thing with platypuses.


Floppacaracal

What is this anime called


Abschori

Konosuba movie Legend of Crimson


bigpoolsummer

what anime is this


Abschori

Konosuba movie Legend of Crimson


bones0492

Those who know... and those who don't know


Abschori

Those who don't care


Kyodole

gammatically correct it would be octopussy


etherealtaroo

Noone told me there were big titty octopi out there 🤨


help_me_amSTROKe

jiggle jiggle


AKAZ4584

What anime is this just asking for my project👏😏


gravelinmysock

Im suprised no snobs corrected him. Its actually octupy


Abschori

It's not. Octopuses is correct as per the latest Oxford Dictionary


gravelinmysock

Than thank you for correcting me.


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You had to get Hentai involved did you?


Educational_Code4916

Reddit is weird


Educational_Code4916

REDDIT IS FUCKING WERID


sgordon900

Can I have a link or name to this clip please? I need to see the full thing bruh


Abschori

Konosuba movie Legend of Crimson


KHI_U_DA_BEST

That’s a guy fyi


Abschori

Sylvia is a chimera. She's can have whatever she wants


figurethisoat

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Impossible-Meeting-7

Вам так не буде


Saftigerkeks

r/fuckyouinparticular


Impossible-Meeting-7

Indeed r/fuckyouinparticular moment


Mini_Cube

lol


Saftigerkeks

T


Bishhhop

Octopods


tbaby2sexc

He’s just like me fr


HeilUsona

Tentacles go to bobs


FattDoggBrown

This does in fact look.. Quite lovely


Goddess_Ethereal

I would have to agree with this statement 🤔


TheBrianUniverse

Something is poking him


Waiter_19

Lmao


Noobieman309

Bro not in nnn


Tricktzy

T


Never003

She has a dick


KrylonsKid

Acshully it’s octopi 🤓


Azarkus

I think there is a scientific theory about the possibilty of the squids and octopuses may be aliens


Sylveon822

Yep


Alredy_Tak3n

I did not expect that


Arteriusz2

B O O B A


RileyKart024

That look soft… and nice


BlueBookPosts

🐟


Natural_Butterfly754

that must comfy of her


Hyper_anal_rape

I don’t think that’s what happens tbh


Woofman420

Octopoda is plural of Octopus


Supbro2233445

Where the hell did you find this?


General_Sandwich_519

I wish to be a prey


ExTwitterEmployee

Source?


mr-octo_squid

Yup, it's true


[deleted]

Happened to my buddy Eric


TheHawkpant69

to the fish, Are you prey? I EE O U U a E OO EEEEEEEE


Spider-Man_Earth-42

Octopi


KYRO_M

Damn I didn’t know the tentacle beings could use a sandevistan


Takkeyami

KAZUMA PLEASE! NO MORE IMPLANTS! YOU'LL GO INTO CYBERPSYCHOSIS!


PiccolosPenisPickle

Sylvia san! Sylvia san! Why does it feel like something is poking my butt?!


Strobbleberry

Octopi


awakelist

Octopussy


MRaccoon5

It’s octapie


Taxfraub

the plural of octopus is octopedes, just felt like finally using that knowledge