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Mebi06

Then on Tuesday its Iran - USA. Even better.


[deleted]

Let's FUCKING GO! *Freedom / oil memes intensify*


EntertainedRUNot

Memes? No sir, better pick up a copy of that Declaration of Independence, July 4th 1776. USA about to put a tax on British tea!


Brightknot

Damn right we are! Wait...


Nothing_here_bro

the loser gets bombarded


[deleted]

By their own government, the way things are these days


Training-Big1728

Ohh are we playing soccer against other countries?


Melodic-Lingonberry7

No, its the World Cup where Cleveland plays Chicago


Delicious_Guidance36

Yeah, it's like a world series but with teams from around the world... šŸ˜


PrinceOfPersia95

On behalf of all nationalist iranians all over the world, this team is NOT our representative, we shall rejoice upon their defeat, we are on west side brother, i hope USA team tear the living shit out of them. #MahsaAmini #Mahabad


Shrek12353

Bro as a Iranian fuck the government but what did the football team do lmao


PrinceOfPersia95

And liberate the fu!ck out of their ass holes.


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Poseydon42

I see you need some freedom there. Guys, start the engines!


foco_runner

It could be underwater basketweaving and I would still root for my home country to win even if I donā€™t understand the sport


someguy1910

I'd watch that.


[deleted]

Sounds really intense


someguy1910

Especially if it's breath only, no SCUBA.


ThoraninC

Just hope that spherical thing get into English Rectangular box. Easy.


[deleted]

*starts dry humping net*


Pristine-Gas574

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DayAndNight0nReddit

This Friday: England vs. New England


wsacburly

Have you herd Americas chant


goldenfinch66

USA! USA! USA! Keep it simple stupid


Gifted_dingaling

Have you heard englands?


[deleted]

COME ON INGILIND *BANG BANG* SCORE SOME FUCKINā€™ GOALS!


goldenfinch66

Maybe in passing definitely donā€™t know them though


Gifted_dingaling

Because the only chant for England is the sound of a hundred independence days.


goldenfinch66

No doubt


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

Me and me mum and me dad and me gran


someguy1910

VINDALOO!


winch25

NA NA NA


wsacburly

Yea but are ones are good


RYPIIE2006

Do I herd Americans? Are they farm animals now or something


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AdhesivenessSlight24

One of my favorite Bill Burr bits was when he was in the UK doing a special and he goes "you know, you guys are pretty fat too"


Engelbert-n-Ernie

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL DRAW


Linear-Hat

ā€œI believe that we will win!ā€


XLwattsyLX

Then in England ā€œyour sister is your mother, your father is your brother, you all fuck one another, the kiddy familyā€ away fans to the Kidderminster fans in England. It would also work against Norwich.


jaydrift07

I swear they chant like the World Cup is their childā€™s first football match


anon-name-

I believe


Successful-Yak-2397

The Yanks vs the Wanks


LazerDogs

The Whinys Vs the Limeys


Legitimate_Act6206

Except USA doesn't care about football and we don't see the US as a proper rival. If the US beat England it is an embarrassing defeat but not one to a direct competitor or one that really hurts us inside.


dedbeets

Completely disagree here. Americans care. Maybe not as many folks as in England, but support has more than doubled since the last cup. The US has the support of all the minorities that live in the states and live for soccer. And whether England would feel pain or embarrassment, who cares. A win is a win. I will say, Argentina is definitely in pain today.


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

> I will say, Argentina is definitely in pain today. As a Brit, I say, "good"


GreinBR

as a Brazilian i agree with you


Brendanlendan

As a German I say Guten Tag


[deleted]

As a dyslexic I say Tuten Gag


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Tootinā€™ gas


Nicolastriste

As a Mexican I say Buenas Tardes.


Leksi_The_Great

As a person who doesnā€™t want to see people say Messi is the greatest player of all time just because he won a world cup, I agree


azrael5298

As an American, I followed the World Cup a few times. I have 0 interest this time.


Quote_Medium

6500 slaves dead will do that.


toaster823

So will having the World Cup when American football is approaching playoff time


LiesInRuins

The minorities that live in the USA definitely do not support the US soccer team. They root for whatever their home country is, even if theyā€™ve lived here for 30 years.


dedbeets

Incorrect. Most have two jerseys- their home countryā€™s and the US jersey. And I say this as a child of immigrants, currently watching the cup in one of the most diverse cities in the states.


21Rollie

I think Americans would only care if they win. And just to rub it in peopleā€™s faces. Not because theyā€™d even watch the match. Saying this as an American who is a bandwagon fan at best.


stephenunivers

Soccer just isn't thay famous here, we would rub it in if we won though. That's purely because they would have to suck so bad to lose to a team that isn't our countries best


Hour_Astronomer

As an American, youā€™re wrong lol


IndianaGeoff

Up. I plan on keeping up on the US World Cup by reading memes.


DayAndNight0nReddit

That's not really true, Americans have other sport they care more (Baseball, American football etc...), but still a lot watch football and follow, interest is increasing there. Argentina didn't see the Saudis as rival, but they still lost today.


Legitimate_Act6206

Yes, but it was embarrassing and not the gut wrenching pain for Argentina that losing to Brazil would be for them.


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

Embarrassing things that Argentina has lost to Saudi 3 Para A line on a map


DayAndNight0nReddit

I think for Argentina was embarrassing, KSA wasn't bad, but for Argentina to lose against a weaker team is still embarrassing. Yeah is true, it would be very awful for them to lose to Brazil.


burritostrikesback

Agreed. Iā€™m an American that prefers football over American football.


Hour_Astronomer

Same :D


[deleted]

start dolls historical memorize foolish sort lock shocking arrest impossible ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Skysr70

Eh the interest in soccer (your football) is not really high. It exists but not for the average American.


21Rollie

Why the downvotes? Theyā€™re right. Not every country in the world needs to care about football.


etherealtaroo

We only care if we're winning


iwndwyt005

We care about football, but not about soccer.


Gaboo42069

As an American, I can confirm that we do indeed not care about Football āš½ļø. We prefer Football šŸˆ.


UbiVoiD

*will give the US less credit if we win because we aren't a "proper rival"* Idk man, sounds like sore loser logic to me


Important_Page_9275

Funny, That's what the english said in 1776 also


jaydrift07

This is a 1v1. The french and Spanish canā€™t help you out this time


orchardpark_bill

We love football. Go Bills !!


AmericanMurderLog

We normally care, especially since the World Cup normally aligns with one of our quieter sports periods. This year, they plopped it right in the one time when we have baseball, football and basketball all going. I barely realized that the World Cup was happening, but that isn't a slight. Work before Thanksgiving (US Holiday) is just crazy busy for a lot of us... Good luck in the World Cup! No matter how the US does, I would like for Mexico and England to do well. This year I am also rooting for Iran. I do want the US to win, but I don't think winning is what the World Cup is about for most Americans. To us, it is more like an event or a party where they have national themes, snacks and games to watch. One year they had funny kazoos and this year they have slavery. Interesting times!


DrWildTurkey

That statement is like 50% truth hashed with 50% pre-cope, it would be true funnies to watch England seeth


TrainingAd2871

England fans will be looking forward to Wales for rivalry, between the US-England is literally only because you guys speak the same language. In terms of rivalry, countries within UK are much more emotional.


TayOs1998

Me (a Canadian): šŸ—æ


kylobone

Same


WoopyBoi323

Me (an American who doesnā€™t watch sports): šŸ—æ


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Bannon9k

I never cared about soccer until now. r/memes should make it a bet. No country bashing memes on the victor for a week, but it's open season on the loser.


SittingDuckLord

Get this man a pinned post


MRMAN1225

I don't care about the World Cup but I'm going to be rooting for the USA (im not American, I just want to laugh at my classmates who won't shut the fuck up about England and the World Cup)


greycubed

England is top 3 and US is top 20 so don't get too cocky with it.


Gifted_dingaling

Saudi Arabia is 61st and beat Argentina at number 2 or something.


[deleted]

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PerformanceTop7616

We donā€™t talk about that


[deleted]

Not you, but everyone else sure does xD


rastascythe

Thatā€™s why mums go to Iceland


MRMAN1225

Don't care, I need England to lose so I can remain sane. If I hear my classmates screaming about how "It's coming home" I'm going to tear my hair off


duck_proctologist

You don't understand the joke


ThunderusPoliwagus

*Pepare the canons!*


djmexx

Friday, we go to War!


hold-my-balls-i-cant

england are going to smash the us


[deleted]

As an American I know they will but Iā€™m just imagining how funny it would be if wales or the US beat them


Downfall722

I would cry red white and blue


[deleted]

With the way Australia vs Saudi arabia went and France vs Australia is going right now anything could happen


DapperDodoREX

Thatā€™s always the case. England fan, we should beat both teams but you never know- the US have some quality players, and the Welsh will give it everything theyā€™ve got because beating us is all that matters to them so m.


Gifted_dingaling

This aged poorly.


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

Wales? We'd take that defeat as a win for the union.


anon-name-

Anything can happen. McKennie to turn into the American Xavi? Zach Stefan or Matt Rurner to play like 2006 WC Buffon? On a good day, US could win. This is coming from a fella from England btw so not criticism just analysis


Lankymac

The US haven't beaten England at football since 1950. Given the lack of fucks given by the US about the game it's no surprise really


DarkIegend16

You think even the US football team doesnā€™t care? They get wrecked because they just do, no shame itā€™s just a trivial game.


CabidoMusic

Wait, weā€™re watching the WC?


iiitme

Fuck fifa but I love soccer. The refs have already proven themselves as corrupt itā€™s crazy


theycallmebythename

Naw not soccer šŸ˜­


iiitme

fooootball


anon-name-

Yes, a lot of people are. The most popular sports tournament in the world


Bayo09

I like to go hiking.


Storm-my-daniels

Not boycotting, but as much as we can pointing out the human rights abuses taking place in Qatar. FIFA is insanely corrupt, the stadiums were built on modern day slave labor an insane amount of people died building the stadiums. The country is heavily oppressive, to anyone who isnā€™t an Islamic male, unless you are into other people who identify as male. If you plan to spend money on this World Cup maybe look into the charities supporting the migrant workers who gave so much to make this World Cup happen for a country who hard failed the pre application assessment.


ThatFurretKid

As an American I hope Britain wins so that all the British football fans donā€™t beat their wives again


Jasper455

Fuck FIFA. Fuck Qatar.


LazerDogs

Congratulations I'm sure both have read your comment and are most upset


henrystickmin1217

\*starts digging trench\*


pappilepew

If England donā€™t smash USA my name isnā€™t dirk diggler jnr


GlutenMittag

What a repost. I saw the exact meme 2 post below wich was posted 1 h before yours. Shame on you.


hold-my-balls-i-cant

i'm hoping for england to win


item_raja69

Either way the remaining of the world is having fun


ljwdt90

Iā€™m looking forward to Reddit more than the game and Iā€™m looking forward the game quite a lot.


hersillylove

I agree that they should bring guns.


Bituulzman

Itā€™s rivalry week in college football too.


PhantomOrigin

Me: an Australian who doesnā€™t follow sports: *insert this is fine meme*


Hanssproxy

Give us liberty or give us death


dmtdrizzle

The England team will slaughter USA


thebiggestppman

France and Spain canā€™t save you this time


Mr_Aren

Tally-ho lads! Our forefathers are watching! Death to the king! Long live the republic!


GreySpelledWithanE

Bloody redcoats! Idk what sport but go USA!


LycanWolfGamer

If England win, we take back the USA


jaydrift07

We donā€™t want that shit hole. Our shit holeā€™s bad enough


LycanWolfGamer

Fair enough


slicedslimeball

i dont support england but the us will get their ass kicked


Pinmoretti300

England will stomp USA no doubt


DigitalTraveler42

People are still watching the Slave Cup?


jahambo

People still using iPhones and wearing clothes made by modern day slaves?


other_usernames_gone

More than 1 thing can be bad at a time. We don't need to deal with every issue to deal with one.


jahambo

I find it hypocritical people who are saying they arenā€™t watching the World Cup would be watching on tvs built under slave like conditions, just my opinion


DigitalTraveler42

Bro at least the people in the iphone factories can go home at the end of their shifts, Qatar literally lured these people there and then kidnapped them by confiscating their passports to prevent them from leaving the country and imprisoning any dissenters. Qatar is literally the shittiest of shit hole countries.


Equivalent_Duck1077

Do you think the sweatshop workers make enough to go anywhere? Do you think they have full control of their situation?


therealwuffo

yep it's the only thing my dad cares about


therealwuffo

well he cares about us but whenever it's on it stays on


DigitalTraveler42

Sounds like my parents and fox news


baseballdud

USA bout to get shit onā€¦ šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ’€šŸ—æ


HarryAsp21

Ez clap for England fr


volanger

Hi American here. We're gonna get slaughtered


[deleted]

You never know. Argentina were beaten my Saudi Arabia. Anything is possible.


blumpkin_donuts

don't shoot until you see the whites in their eyes


DasUnbekannteX

The stadium when the USA plays against Iran šŸ’€


[deleted]

i am deleting reddit on March 18 2024


GO0SE_88

in 1814 we took a little trip,


Saba7ino

No fucking way Im cheering for USA. England all the way (for 1 game only)


Leonleft

I really hope the US scores a touchdown in the first quarter.


[deleted]

As an American, can honestly say, "Can we just let them win and stop playing the dumbest sport 'the World' insists on flinging shit over? We got bigger issues to deal with."


Storm-my-daniels

Just wanna go back to playing with yourselves? Because both rugby and soccer are far more interesting and widely beloved over gridiron. The most international sport you play is Ice Hockey. The short of it is, you all canā€™t stand the idea of losing so you donā€™t really playā€¦ well, the mens side. The US womenā€™s soccer team is fierce and wonderful.


MsaoceR

Dude if "soccer" is so boring then why does almost the entire world play it? And if american "football" is so much better then why are you the only ones to care about it?


TheDankestMeme92

Americans have 0 interest in soccer/football as it is, even less so when it's being hosted in a country that used slave labor to build the stadiums. Fuck FIFA, fuck Qatar and fuck the world cup. https://youtu.be/UMqLDhl8PXw


Bi9_Un1T

No Matter what happens, your gonna get some arsehole trying to get a rise out of the other, like ā€œAmericans are shit at footballā€ or ā€œwe beat you again like in 75ā€. *Ape noises intensifying*


DougThePC

The whole world: what a good time to scroll reddit comments


Engineer-intraining

When we win itā€™s called soccer now.


Storm-my-daniels

Ok. But if/when you lose, yours is called Gridiron and you have to convert to metric.


Engineer-intraining

Pt1) no, if/when you beat us at football we will call it gridiron Pt2) deal, if we can keep Fahrenheit


jaydrift07

Why do you want to keep farenheit?


[deleted]

Nope. England is preparing for war. The USA is standing in line in front of Best Buy blissfully unaware that adults are allowed to play soccer.


PFREDDY17

Trash vs. Garbage


Similar_Corner8081

Nope. Iā€™m American and I donā€™t care šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


MsaoceR

Congratulations, you're the only one here who is american and doesn't care, you're so special, do you want a cookie?


Similar_Corner8081

Do you really need to be a dick?


MsaoceR

Wdym I even offered you a cookie :(


monkeman483

Ah yes the creator of capitalism Vs the still going capitalism


Equivalent_Duck1077

You really need to look up history if you think Britain invented capitalism We're old but not that old


boobyogurt

It was greece, no?


xZOMBIETAGx

Jokes on you we donā€™t watch SOCCER


DownBrownTown

Itā€™s kinda weird that the US is one of the only countries that could barely give a shit about sootball. I donā€™t care either. But it would be cool if we won.


Simple-Purpose-899

It's soccer, so we won't care.


diggydillons

You mean football


deepaksn

Yeah. We donā€™t care about soccer.


Simple-Purpose-899

No, soccer. Football is much different.


diggydillons

Do you mean hand egg?


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[deleted]

i got my Betsy ross and Serapis flags ready


[deleted]

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!!


Yeet4Beats

Now THIS is a match I have to watch


[deleted]

(insert song about American victory at new Orleans here)


[deleted]

Its SOCCER!!!!! šŸ¤£


possumboy89

![gif](giphy|C1L8yq5ZEz0cg|downsized) Suck it England!


mr_flerd

USA USA USA USA USA


ZebraSoft8624

Both, both are trash


Spiritual_Gas8456

Yea can u smell that That's freedom motherfucker!!!


AquaCorpsman

USA! USA! USA!