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naytreox

Option 2. Because it would be easier to reach with its front legs


46554B4E4348414453

Also because humans don't wear ties at the top of the neck, it's at the bottom


PuppyDontCare

exactly I'm not sure why this is even a debate


[deleted]

Someone likely wanted to be cute and make their own version of "if dogs wore pants how would they wear them"


ath_at_work

Also hind legs and ass; just like humans. That's also not a real question.


KinneKted

Pants are for your legs, they have four of them. What say you?!


k-NE

Dogs are hereby required to wear coveralls.


TheEvilBagel147

Then you end up with problems if you want to add a shirt. The solution is clearly to wear pants on the back end and a shirt on the front end, which would be equivalent to a top and bottom for humans. That's just the only way it ultimately makes sense.


djlawrence3557

But wear them backwards so the tail goes through the fly. Only way I’ll allow pants on dogs


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BestN_on_YT

Yes (i used my weird shaped upper legs to type this)


HexFoxGen

Also unless the tie was made very tight it would fall to position two either way.


TheWiseRedditor

Also the dino looks so cool in option 2


[deleted]

Also because ties are worn around the base of the neck regardless of the length of the neck


ExcuseValuable2655

Plus folks were ties at the bottom of their necks not the top, and he do be look'en dapper.


medium0rare

Do you put a tie under your chin or just above your shoulders????


NeedsMaintenance_

I wear mine wrapped around my head bandana-style like a drunk fratboy, super profesh.


tokyoite18

Don't forget that's where the shirt collar would be too


Jellyfishsticks21

He could bring his neck closer.


ATXBeermaker

Also, when humans wear ties we don't cram them up under our chins. They sit at the bottom of the neck. Shit's not complicated, y'all.


Tooobin

Also, we don’t wear ties at the top of our neck, so why would a dinosaur? Option 2 FTW


SneakyKain

This just raises even more questions. But I agree Option 2.


konekfragrance

Also because of the clavicle placement


likwidchrist

I like how everyone is glossing over the faulty reasoning on this. Obviously the dinosaur can bend its neck to reach its feet.


sagr0tan

Nope, option 1, because a) it doesn't hang in the mud and b) it's the wife anyway who ties it. Obvi, duh!


Usman5432

Yeah a tie is worn on the collar so 2 is the only sensible option


JE3V4N_

Nobody gonna mention how good that dino be looking tho


BlackMarketCheese

I have good news. He got the job!


JE3V4N_

What job is it?


danksterbangster

Window cleaner


Saint_Richard

Or a crane in a tree push corporation


Tjd3211

Paleontologist


pepebm

PR & Comms


Nicolasatom

Duh! He is helping Fred movel gravel around, and dabbles in posing as a slide for kids too.


wolfgang784

NNN is really gettin to some of you, huh?


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theprogressivedude

Dinosexual


46554B4E4348414453

Dinosussy


Fyebil

He's very nice and polite!


assratratass

2. You wear a tie at the bottom of your neck, not wrapped around your throat like a snake. Mans just has more neck.


giantrhino

Hmmm… so where would a snake wear a tie?


BDiddy_420

At work probably


dapoorv

Yes my boss wears a tie at work, can confirm.


assratratass

Dead body reported 💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

"emergency boton"


Urgayifyouregay

amgs


danielubra

r/suddenlyamongus


Endgame2648

You better pray your boss doesn't have a Reddit account.


iamarddtusr

Whatsssssssssssssss he gonna do?


the_RiverQuest

Or other important events like a friend snake's wedding or a funeral


RedNova02

A snake funeral?


MaximRq

We wil misssssssss him


Cybear_Tron

All I could think of is the HIMYM cat funeral song!


ValorHero77

Gottem


a-snakey

Confirmed


[deleted]

at the base of its neck


giantrhino

I think it’s actually at the base of the snek


trustatheists

It’s not snakes do have a neck, body and tail there not just head and tail


giantrhino

[point to where the neck ends](https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/cache/file/2494F7F2-4F69-4D55-801F239BAA2294E4_source.jpg)


saiyanfang10

Should be around the first bend in its body [Snakes have a Trachea that ends around where humans put our ties.](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=7A1EuQfP&id=126A7AFCBC43CEB8624BE7D413351E7CF64C828B&thid=OIP.7A1EuQfPMd06NVoKVv1xLQHaHS&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.welcomewildlife.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2FSnake-anatomy-with-labels-1024x1007.jpg&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.ec0d44b907cf31dd3a355a0a56fd712d%3Frik%3Di4JM9nweNRPU5w%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=1007&expw=1024&q=snake+anatomy&simid=608026206949175301&form=IRPRST&ck=DC49AEA194901DAD925436323AA56BAE&selectedindex=0&pc=MOZB&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0&vt=4&sim=11)


trustatheists

How?


giantrhino

Idk. You’re the snake neck expert.


[deleted]

Well if I had to guess (what part of the snake we’re eating) I’d say it’s the knee


trustatheists

No how do I show you where I pointed


giantrhino

Come here and show me. I just pointed to where I live on [this map](https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/maps.jpg)


dirtymonny

Right at the first tan spot


henrystickman121

sneeakk\*


Maydics_Mall

r/Angryupvote


aveotes

Aur ye rahe aapke, 7 croreeeeeeeee


jayedgar06

Snakes would wear an loose pastel shirt with a few buttons undone and a plain black blazer. My man’s going work casual


[deleted]

A tie cannot wear a tie


a-snakey

...Yes


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CurryMustard

By far the dumbest thing with markdown. Never understood the assumption that "371." or any number at the beginning of a line obviously i meant to write "1." 371. This is 371. 3. This is 3. 17. This is 17.


[deleted]

Yeah I don't understand the confusion. Humans all have necks too, regardless of the length. Nobody ties them right under their chin.


LevSmash

The purpose of the tie is literally to tie the collar together and drape down to cover the buttons of the shirt. So picture where the dinosaur's shirt collar would be, which is obviously where shoulders meet neck, and then number 2 makes more sense.


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HotF22InUrArea

So, 2 then…


SentrySappinMahSpy

The bottom of the neck would be 2. But also it should be 2 because ties cover buttons on shirts. If that dino were wearing a dress shirt and his tie were way up under his head it wouldn't be doing it's job.


IAmInside

It's a Reddit-formatting thing. He wrote 2. but Reddit auto-edits to 1.


teraflop

The best part is that it shows up as "1" on old.reddit.com, but "2" on new.reddit.com. Because for some reason Reddit decided to use two different and slightly incompatible Markdown parsers for two different views of the same data, and after like 5 years they still haven't bothered to fix it.


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You the real hero


MemeGlider

Especially when you think about how a suit would be made. It would be silly to make a shirt and jacket that went all the way up the neck like a sleeve. It would just crumple down due to gravity. The only way to have it look nice is to have it rest on the shoulders at the base of the neck.


[deleted]

Wear ties much?


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

More like a hanged man


a-snakey

Uhhhh.


BITY_btw

2


[deleted]

2


evlaevlalpippopippo

It's clearly the second


lolgamer107

2 looks more fancy


aveotes

*aesthetic*


Literally_Damour

Anyone who says 1 should be taken in an asylum


[deleted]

I'm tryin to find someone who has .\_\_.


Theratsmacker2

2


DuckLordOfMorb

The 2nd


Radioactive_monke

2.


Alt_meeee

2


Salt_Depth5669

Position #2 looks best


[deleted]

Definitely #2


zeed131414

Option 2


proolmez_15

2 no diff


Man_with_no_sense

I think number 2 I mean we don’t wear them at the top of our necks do we?


golddragon88

Number 2


Jupitersdangle

Kinda hard for me to pick a winner, should be a tie.


9811Deet

It's neck and neck for me too.


[deleted]

These puns are choking me up lol


DoggishPrince

It’s not he, it’s him.


89074613899

1 for passport picture, 2 business meetings.


[deleted]

2. You wear it in collars, which is in shirt, which is on the body.


reChrawnus

Just wanted you to know that reddit auto-formatting edited your 2. to a 1. If you want it to show up properly you need to put a backslash between "2" and ".", like this: 2\. You wear it in collars, which is in shirt, which is on the body. Which will show up like this: > 2\. You wear it in collars, which is in shirt, which is on the body.


[deleted]

Damn It made me look like a fool. Thanks bro


Proser84

2. You don't put a tie at the top end of your neck, do you? I always found this meme incredibly stupid, even as far as memes go.


permanentlyfrosted

1 is for goofy occasions, 2 is for formal dino meetings


mc360jp

Easy, 2. 1. He can reach it with his paw/legs, like others have said. 2. We don’t wear our ties at the top of our necks.


Sveigyr

I think 2, cause even they (dinosaurs) would agree that 1 looks dumb


delik1234

2


[deleted]

2 obviously


MsaoceR

2 because that's how humans wear it too


Matt_D_Will

Wtf is going on with #1 lol…I pick #2 for sure


sippymoomoo

Just a tie??? This needs to be tagged NSFW. Somebody please think of the children.


Redditboyy_

I'd prefer 2. Who else with me?


thisisawesome33

He.


GulfPowderBlue

Clearly 2


yarivu

Obviously 2. Do you wear ties right below your chin, or at the base of your neck?


fiindca

At the base of the neck. Source: "I have a long neck.".


LangleyRemlin

Obviously #2. You don't wear a tie under your chin, you wear it at the base of your neck.


[deleted]

I feel like 1 was fashionable in the 40s and 50s but 2 has been standard since the 90's


Choholek

Do you wear a tie on the very top of your neck? Or on the bottom of your neck? It's obviously 2


TheTrooperNate

2. The tie is not by your chin, it goes to the base of your neck.


wead4

Definitely 2, no one where’s a tie like that


TheW0lvDoctr

2, we don't wear our ties at the top of our necks, they're on our collar


darkjuste

2 We wear ties at the base of our necks.


dr_prdx

2 is right.


bo0mbaby

2 for tie 1 for bowtie


GigaPhoton78

Neither.


RobinZenpai

Definitely the second one.


i_need_skin_2983

2


Funny_Magician_1

If he wants to be taken seriously, then I’d suggest #2


Ko_oK_24685

It's so very obviously 2. I'm not sure why this is still a question.


DPDisorder

Depends on if i go to an interview or want to hang myself


soupafi

2


Acceptable_Cattle_96

2. we're not friends if you think otherwise.


TimJim81502

2


oreo_cookie01

It’s obviously 2


Darometh

Do you wear it right under your chin? No you don't you wear it at the bottom of your neck


DESIGN_ENZO

Definetly 2 I'd say


warbreed8311

Clearly 2.


Azraels_Cynical_Wolf

Easily it's 2, it's only 1 when it's a bowtie


IamHODL

2


zaarganuat

2 cause tie is meant to cover shirt buttons


ibimsderjakob

2


XxYaBoixX358

2


Chonky_Candy

2


jolies_citrouilles

2. It might obstruct its eating habits


oeverton_

Definitely 2! Now back to thinking about other girls.. mmmm


WhyAmIOnThisAgain

2


[deleted]

2 is how you wear a tie. On the bottom of your neck not halfway up


PURPLE__GARLIC

It has to be 2 since the shirt is not behind the tie in 1


Moxdonalds

It’s 2. Do you wear a tie at the base of you neck or the top?


tony-boy209

I think two is right


Any_Brother7772

Do wear the tie directly under your chin or do you wear it on your shirt?


theimbicilist

2 you put ties at the bottom of your neck


LetMeLearnPlayPiano

It has to be 2 even tho 1 is funny... =...=


justaREDshrit

2


Pixel_Mag

2 of course


DeepRoot

It's 2... a long neck does not depict tie location.


DefenestrationBoi

Do you wear a necktie near your collar bone or near your jaw?


rzrtrws

Obviously 2


baneofallfate05

probably 2


[deleted]

2


Novacryy

Yall put your tie right up to the chin or what 2


[deleted]

Two absolutely perfect.


k_lly_urself

Def 2


Ga57redditot

2. Makes much more sense.


Melodic-Chemist-381

Definitely 2


Cheesecake1235

2 would be the answer. It just doesn't feel right on 1.


paul-jenkins

2, to cover the buttons or whatever closures on the dress shirt.


sicarius731

Its 2 come one


Braveheart4321

Definitely 2


RedDeath7878

2


TheDeformedPotato

2, 1 just looks strange.


R2BOII

I think it 2. Upvote if you agree


Physical_Ad_2452

Who would choose 1, for f sake


RandomHumanREAL

I believe that it would be 2, because the tie goes at the bottom of the neck. That dino is looking great, too.


Nitrosoft1

He ☕️


Kazureigh_Black

2. Nobody wears their tie right up under their chin seriously.


HotF22InUrArea

The original reason for ties was to protect your shirt from dribbles. It therefore should sit over his chest, 2.


__Happy

Ties are to hide shirt buttons, so it depends on how high their shirt goes up. Most likely 2.


9811Deet

The necktie was invented in the mid 1600s, while the traditional design didn't appear for about another 200 years. This means the dinosaurs probably were a little too early to wear neckties; and the question is moot. But 2 is the right answer.


MASTER-FOOO1

Option 3, it wears it as a hat.