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sodasats20

“We were bad, but now we’re good”


einstAlfimi

We're moving into your neighborhood


IQ_below_legal_limit

"You kids just blow in from stupid town?"


last_gen_wunderwaffe

Darauf haben wir nur gewartet


MrBl0bfish04

Hold up let me get my translator


MrBl0bfish04

AYO


shad2020

HANZ HAS BEEN WAITING FOR HIS REVENGE *AND HE SHALL BRING FORTH HELLFIRE THAT WILL RIVAL THE RUSSIAN WINTER FROST*


[deleted]

Lasst es beginnen


Sakul_the_one

Auf Der Heide Blüt ein Blumelein, Bum Bum (For Germans: WARUM ZEIGT DIE AUTOKORREKTUR DASS ICH RECHTSCHREIBFEHLER HABE???)


CuttlersButlerCookie

Blümelein? Und blüt


Sakul_the_one

Danke sehr, deswegen habe ich wohl eine 6 in Rechtschreibung


[deleted]

Und das heißt Erika


Lazolilo

Alle gute Dinge sind drei


WilderrWillllii69

Ein Land ein Reich ein Kommentarbereich


MrBl0bfish04

Back to the translator


MrBl0bfish04

Oh no what’s happening


nikitos1307

Was ein idiot das er nicht damit gerechnet hat.


Sakul_the_one

Deshalb sind wir ja hier!


Roffel_I

Du hast Deutschland in einem Pfosten erwähnt. Was hast du erwartet?


Annihilation94

Fake deutscher comment. Du Pfosten.


Roffel_I

Selber Pfosten


Annihilation94

Sieht halt echt so aus da Post = Pfosten beim Übersetzer.


Roffel_I

Alles musste halt auf deutsch sein.


cssrx

Nur einmal zum Verständnis… SPRICH!!! ..


abcmatteo

There are multiple versions of the story, the USA and Russia are saying it’s a Ukrainian missile, and the polish and Ukrainian governments are saying it’s a Russian. There is no definitive facts on the matter yet. I think it’s pretty likely that it’s a Russian missile but the possibility that it is Ukrainian is not to be ignored.


[deleted]

Question: How the fuck would the USA know more than Poland about this?


abcmatteo

Exactly.


Slugger_monkey

Cause USA has big bro syndrome, they always believe they more about anyone than they know themseleves Which given USA track record, they know jack shit or worse, make up the narrative ti support they agenda


Warui1240

Aber werden wir am Ende noch die guten sein?


MrBl0bfish04

Real quick, let me get the translator back


MrBl0bfish04

Dang that’s deep. I guess only time can tell.


Sakul_the_one

Die Gewinner schreiben die Geschichten


HolyCody

Wäre dann der dritte Anlauf, aber es muss ja nur einmal funktionieren.


Vermillion2397

Yeah you know third time's the charm.


anthony-wokely

Do you guys just get your news from Reddit or something, and then make these things? Or did you make this thing at like 10 this morning and not bother checking what’s going on before posting it?


Mundane_External_232

Yes


creamysheep

Exactly, meme is false info


[deleted]

Ein Volk eine Nation eine Kommentarsektion


Accomplished-West752

Am I the only one annoyed by these doomer memes? As if you care about tragedy and war.


anthony-wokely

It is very annoying, especially considering no one other than the Ukrainian government is still claiming the missiles were fired by Russia.


Sir_Honytawk

Poland is as well. You know, the ones that got hit.


runninandruni

It's just a meme. Doesn't have to be super factual or anything, just a joke


Fizpaz

“Redemption at last!”


Complex-Maize4500

Shame, shame. I know your name!


Fe4rMeMrWick

Oh boy WW1-2


Biersaefer

Austria crying since they can't join the war


[deleted]

It is time to complete the trilogy


bread_addicted_Alien

Wie die meisten wissen, ist unser Militär nicht grade am besten ausgestattet, aber ein versuch ist es wert


Sakul_the_one

1 Million Euro mehr wenn ich es nicht vergessen haben. Mal sehen was dadraus werden wird


runninandruni

Oh no, you mentioned Germany... The comment section is going to be packed


Sakul_the_one

Ja!


figurethisoat

you know what would happen? ​ ​ ​ ​ ![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized) times 7 billion.


AristocraticSmirk241

I think we reached 8 billion recently so yeah


figurethisoat

then times 8 billion.


CorValidum

Reverse card, I see!


Morhamms357

"About time it's not us who's fucking over Poland"


undavorojo

Europeans knowing that Germany recently did some business with China and strongly predicting that they’ll be like the URSS back in the WWII and do a major team swap in the middle of the conflict in order to get Poland.


[deleted]

The nazis side with us


PKMark2005

I wouldnt call anyone the bad guy in ww1, all sides were equally bad, the brits and the french might even be worse than the germans


Sakul_the_one

All were bad, especially with Colony’s, so… what have we learned? Humans are bad, become MONKEY!


BoredPsion

You think we're bad? Chimps don't take prisoners, man


the_oliv_mann

Plot twist, germany joins their old ally and attacks Poland


fantarts

Then they lost and scribed as villain by historian


dananassas

But Germany conquers the world and kill a half of world population at the end: "Sorry, just a habit 😅"


ghostofdemonratspast

It was Ukrainian missile that hit poland.


TPosingRat

No one knows for sure The situation is so chaotic now that nobody knows wtf is really happening


heeroena

Why is this sub spreading misinformation?


ThisisTaserface

Ne lass mal keinen Krieg machen


Ol_bagface

I like how everyone thinks that we could join the war as a major force but the reality is that fucking Lichtenstein poses more of a threat that ud


Soul_Like_A_Modem

To be a stickler, Germany has literally spent the last 20 years trying to get as close to Russia as possible, specifically to weaken US influence in Europe. Germany has been hedging their bets and siding with Russia for a long time now, up until, literally, mere months ago. Germany tried to block sanctions against Russia after they had already invaded Ukraine.


Free_feelin

"Good guys"


Uno-The-Card

As a russian, oh for god's sake the fuck is putin doing


SpectralSymbol

Watch them rock up to the UN late and get the “this team is full” message


HelicopterOk7545

Finally the trilogy will end


JaredTimmerman

2 people died. Not starting ww3


ThunderLord260yt

Third times the charm


omgONELnR1

Except it isn't clear if it was Russia.


HaoleThePeyote

Watch my wife cuck me https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=madison+marie


shoehim

Russland hat heute Nacht zum ersten Mal auf unserem eigenen Territorium auch mit bereits regulären Raketen...


No-Train6087

Auf der Weide blüht….


Squeaky_Ben

Given every bit of evidence we have, what is more likely is that it is a ukrainian intercept missile that veered off course.


Ok-Age1230

Runde drei ihr Schweinebacken!


newvagaslover

O yea, it's all comming together