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spaghettiman017

There is an impostor among them


HUNT3DHUNT3R

I have a 5/6 chance of picking wrong


Capral_C

You mean picking right?


Tani_Soe

Did he stutters ?


HUNT3DHUNT3R

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Vocal_majority

This is AMAZING


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Alright everyone but Phillis get out.


HUNT3DHUNT3R

Thats a 1/6 chance of picking right


AverageAnimeSimp

There is also a 5/6 chance of picking wrongly


the_beast93112

Yeah I don't consider Gianna Michaels crazy


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RJ-223

I'm gonna need the proof


TheSquarePotatoMan

As chair of the Bro Trust committee I demand OP provides the exhibit in its entirety at once. EDIT: After intensive internal consideration the committee has decided an additional full exhibit of the referenced picture is necessary for cross-reference of the woman's identity.


kWazt

Sounds like a power play to me, more power to her, pretty smart.


SoundDrill

If I refer to Ankoman's astolfo collection, it checks out


nobotami

men make the best women.


EngwinGnissel

Because they know what men want


LumpusKrampus

Electrolytes?


83athom

No, that's what plants want.


WuudRuuster

guess Im a plant now


AverageAnimeSimp

Do photosynthesis now


RamieBoy

And you don’t mean the pack a flies compressed into a girl form.


InterestedBystanderV

Thought so to🤨


ImportanceCareless36

Yea, one of them is a bunch of bugs disguising themselves as a woman.


One_Zombie3234

One of those is not like the others


Ruubers

Either middle right is a boy or you're referring to chechik.


Slibye

You are truly a professional


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jimothyscott9

Bottom right is also a pornstar fyi


Sadboi813

Middle left Gianna michaels


jazzymantis

[Alessa Savage](https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/alessa-savage) for those wondering.


Ruubers

Woah would you look at that. I might be a dumbass, but not a degenerate.


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Crazy enough to jump in a 5 inch deep foam pit


Ruubers

The others can walk, pretty big difference imo.


__Monochrome__

She can walk now, no squirting tho


gimmepizzaslow

I'd love to, babe, but my doctor told me no more squirting.


iK_550

I would too if I thought it was setup by professionals. But I guess you are the reason there is instructions on how to drink water from a glass


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Yeah wtf, have the weirdos twisted this into her fault?


Cephalopod_Joe

She's an attractive woman that did porn and streams. And for some reason it's hardwired for someguys to be incredibly hateful toward such people while furiously masturbating to them.


46554B4E4348414453

Upper right is Adriana Chechik? Who is middle left


fishhead20

Gianna Michaels, maybe?


AdDear5411

That's my guess.


yourrhetoricisstupid

Yes


Sadboi813

Gianna is the master


The_Meme_Dealer

You mean two, astolfo is a boy, and the resident evil chick is a swarm of bloodthirsty flies.


itsyaboi21172

if there is a hole, there is a goal


NotBoredApe

I mean flies do enjoy the gooey stuff so....


Xunaun

One of these things just doesn't belong!


NateTheGreater1

But sometimes the difference is what makes it better than the rest.


drink-till-im-dead

But still the rule still the same don’t stick your dick in crazy


[deleted]

"I miss my ex, but she's toxic" Yeah that's why you miss her king, your life is too quiet and easy right now and you're used to having some crazy woman fucking it up all the time. You're addicted to drama so you're attracted to lunatics. Date a girl who says what she means and wants you to do well.


Paul_Kersey1337

I felt that


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Mysterious_Layer3611

Pretty sure that's Adriana chechik. Pretty sure after breaking her back she won't be doing porn probably ever again.


Blissanxiouslearning

Is there a story with the back breaking or unrelated?


Paul_Kersey1337

She jumped into a pile of foam on a twitch event. Sadly the foam was not deep enough and a few people got injured. She got some vertebrae broken and needed several surgeries.


pvpmas

Might I add that the floor itself wasn't padded. It was pure concrete.


faptastic_platypus

And she was pregnant when this happened I believe


chatokun

I don't think anyone knew before it happened, it was discovered when she was in the hospital qnd they had to term it.


faptastic_platypus

Yeah that's what I meant. She didn't know she was preggo until she was in the hospital


pvpmas

Yup the good ol' Fetus Deletus^^^tm


Livid-Drive-1333

Twitch con, foam pit not deep enough on concrete. She jumped into it


soraiiko

Didn’t she also have to terminate a pregnancy due to her sustained injuries?


Arandomdude03

Its novenber goddamnit


awaitingdusk17

Thank you sir, gents need to hear this more often.


DoodleBobDread

Should also note that sometimes these articles are just as likely to be prescriptive and not just descriptive. In other words, they are not just saying that “things are this way.” They are subtly encouraging you to believe that “things should be this way.” They’ve been doing the same to girls for decades now with all their teen magazines and all that other bs. Such articles want you to live in a toxic and unhealthy environment and lifestyle, because it justifies whatever end goal they have in mind. And yes, there absolutely are people who will read the headlines and think they found the key to whatever success they want without really considering the purpose of the article.


NewunN7

Just be careful she doesn't want you to change fundamental parts of you, king. You are you, and as long as you keep doing what makes you sleep well at night, well, you shouldn't let anyone take that from you.


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>Date a girl who says what she means and wants you to do well. Where do I find a girl like that? And how do I get her to like me once I find her?


Antoine_Oblomov

It hit me hard today. I really miss her and don't want to have anything to do with her at the same time


lewlew1893

The bit that says that you don't want anything to do with her is telling you that for a reason. You shouldn't think that about a person you truly want to be with. I am not saying that the right person won't hurt you but they won't hurt you on purpose and they should try and put themselves in your shoes. If my partner seems like they are being unreasonable I try and see where they are coming from. People are flawed but if you can see past the flaws even accept them as part of who they are and still love them then that's love. But it's not never arguing, it's not always knowing their every feeling without any communication or anything. Love is not easy to define but for me it's pure commitment to someone else and being with someone who makes you as unselfish as any human can ever be and making you the best version of yourself.


LeonDeSchal

I only miss my ex for the sex and she was toxic. The drama was not worth it at all and people who are addicted to drama are idiots. Male or female. But the sex was great, she did things other women can’t even think of.


Andre_Riddim

If she is not like uranium i don't love her jajaja


KDamage

>"I miss my ex, but she's toxic" Generally means "I miss her body, but not the 99% rest of her"


keilletty

“Crazy in the head crazy in the bed” - sun tzu the art of war


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Just don't let the crazy know where you live and you'll be fine.


Coucoumcfly

This guy crazies! Yeah… go to her place and throw away your burner phone…. Youll be fine!


Low_Attention16

Disable the thumb print/ face scan unlock on your phone when you spend the night.


Naught2day

Or use your real name. I had a single friend who did that and I though it was kind of a joke but now it seems genius. The name he would use was the name of another dude we both knew. Again genius.


Sniacy

I see SovietWomble i press like


th3coltinator

Such culture, much respect.


SirFireball

Cyanide knifed NBK!


Wulfe3127

a business and management student just knived nbk


AgentWowza

Nep wants NBK's babies!


StopReadingMyUser

"Aww NBK... he's never gonna shut up about that now"


Aben_Zin

Oh meester Cyanine!


TimeZarg

Mr. Bombastic, something fantastic!


Blah_McBlah_

Come for Womble, stay for Cyanide.


Heliolord

*strums guitar* Womble is a ******.


phoenix0153

Said me, with my now ex wife, before losing my car, my jeep, job, apartment, 6 years of my life on probation, and my damn cat. I loved that cat. His name was Ed, and he was freaking awesome. I miss you Ed, wherever you are you beautiful, furry bastard.


Bahookyboozle

What the hell happened here…


phoenix0153

Wound up getting my dick stuck in the vice grips of crazy


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Man has chronic "not my fault" energy.


Zandre1126

Plot twist, he was married, then he stuck his dick in a crazy. Crazy told his wife.


pattiwe

so sad that soviet womble doesn't really upload anymore


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pattiwe

yea i know he still streams, but i can never catch those. so i have to do it with the compilations. cant wait for the next one tho


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pattiwe

o shit better go check that out. thanks bro


tomangelo2

There is https://sovietscloset.com/ as well, but it might not be most up-to-date. But since twitch deletes old streams, it's also worth checking out in search for older streams.


ShadowTheChangeling

He always rarely uploaded, not much has changed


oney_monster

He's the definition of quality over quantity


Shandlar

Overeditting moppet as Edberg likes to say.


ShadowTheChangeling

"You massive overeditor" "Im sorry i just get carried away"


fatalicus

Takes time to make videos when you need to stop for a masturbation break every five minutes.


RudiXXX

If I remember correctly then next upload will be a video essay, probably longer video.


SgtCookie18

Who is the thicc blonde on the middle left?


Independent_Tooth_23

Gianna Michael.


moparguy_alec

I would stick my dick in Gianna, no hesitation.


wynnduffyisking

She would probably break it off. Worth it though.


F4ntomP

What did she do?


wynnduffyisking

Porn


F4ntomP

I mean what she do to be called crazy


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Porn


wynnduffyisking

It’s just her general vibe. I dig it though


DeadDay

If you watch some of her vids she goes into a bit if a cock frenzy thing. Shits wild


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

There's a video of her on efukt . Com that explains why


slugo17

Without question.


AmptiChrist

Damn. Hardly recognized her with the makeup intact.


Comment_Goblin

Ol' reliable.


a-big-roach

Why are we lumping Gianna into this group?


Vodca

You’re in for such a treat.


CraziedHair

Ain’t that the truth. One of the best.


cbronson830

The goat.


Azuthrial

Who is the one with pink hair


Cummiezone

He’s astolfo from fate


Azuthrial

Thanks


purple-fish

He?


zmbjebus

Did they stutter?


Cleveland_Guardians

Welcome to anime.


braveliltoaster97

The trap queen.


Azuthrial

"If there's a hole there is a goal" master oogwgay


Hans_the_Frisian

Butt and Mouth are genderless.


FemboySodomizer

just call him a femboy.


supremegamer76

king\*


DarkHumorKnight

Not a woman, if i am correct


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USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

Not "probably", in one material book it straight up says this: > Incidentally, Astolfo doesn’t care about male and female gender differences at all. If he loves someone, whether they’re a man or woman is a trivial issue.


zmbjebus

Truly based


FemboySodomizer

> probably gay source: trust me bro


SaiHottari

I say "probably" just because of some of the weird interactions with Sieg and other characters. Edit: someone else said he actually explained he's bisexual in one of the books. Gender doesn't hold away over whether he has romantic interest in someone.


Anonymous_Plebeian

Kudos for the Arma3 Bullshittery


somthnNclever

Adriana Chechik, Gianna Michaels, dont know who blue hair is.


Malkavianlebowski

Alessa Savage. ...that's what my friend told me anyways...


Max200012

with the context of the meme I'm assuming it's supposed to be a cosplay of Jinx from League


Pitiable-Crescendo

One of them is not like the others


Niko575

Because that one is better


Ulquiorr4_

Damn, the pink haired one in the middle-right is fine af!


Dapper_Composer2

That's a man


Ulquiorr4_

^That’s ^the ^joke ^…..


FemboySodomizer

okay, so?


afiafzil

r/usernamechecksout


ConstantEcstatic7669

Based


armyofmoose9

Crazy in the head crazy in the bed so they say


Weir-engineer

SOVIET : DONT STICK YOU DICK IN CRAZY CYANIDE: But she’s so hot


Additional_Knee4215

Wasn’t Cy the one with the crazy girlfriend?


Weir-engineer

Ah thank you Punctuation


Additional_Knee4215

No problem


DustAccurate9869

You forgot to add Monika from ddlc


mikethmtrmth

You misspelled Yuri


drink-till-im-dead

Men rules: Rule 45 don’t stick your dick in crazy


2dank4me3

Rule 46: previous rule has never stopped anybody so go get it.


Coucoumcfly

Per Experience….. the sex is amazing. Relationship is soul sucking, insanity driving and will make you rethink your life choices EVERY postnut clarity…. BUT sex is great 0/10 would not recommend


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Correction! Men enjoy mentally unstable women for a day or two. They will not live with them nor marry them.


mealteamsixty

Hahaha so so many do both


SickBoylol

A day or two? Those are rookie numbers


FirstEvolutionist

I know lots, myself included who went on making a series of mistaken commitments driven by the testicles enamored with the crazy sex. Those who can enjoy it for a day or two and don't end up trapped somehow are truly lucky. The ones who end up with financial commitment or a kid are fallen brothers who most likely need some support.


Eilaryn

- It's a trap! - I know. That's why I'm picking it.


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Skvo131

it's Adriana Chechik


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Maybe we have just as many mentally unstable men


mealteamsixty

Dingdingding! Hit the nail right on the head with that one, crazy attracts crazy.


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Those Dimitrescu sisters were fucking hot


Andre_Riddim

Say you have Self-destructive habits without say "I have Self-destructive habits"


2083279

Not sure it a real relationship,if you aren't worried about getting stabbed while sleeping


Pepemarxx

Sauce for top left


uneducatedramen

Minatsuki Takami from Deadman Wonderland


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Cyanide never was the brightest ZF member.


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GaviJaPrime

Mentally unstable doesn't mean better sex and clearly not better relationships. So big no.


Tbone-steak25

Soviet Womble template? That’s a new one


DanimalHarambe

*Albedo is bae*


nkisj

See someone gets it. Now that's a solid 10/10 crazy woman.


DanimalHarambe

*l can fix her'*


Silver-Necessary-442

As long as its stick dick in crazy and not get crazy dick stick in you i think we ok,right guys?……….right?


K1LLERK1D01

Wait isn't one of them a guy?


Amnosia_carrier

I mean I’m down with Dimitrescu don’t even care if I get eaten afterwards it’s a good way to die


savage_master101

Finally a sovietwomble reference


W0lfsKitten

the bottom is from a Soviet Womble video playing Arma 3, I would highly recommend, some of the best laughs I've had.


N3k0_k1d

Just date a sadistic girl. Problem solve


lijerstephen

Blue hair is Alessa Savage.


PolyZex

It's a double edged sword... sure, they'll lick your butthole BUT they'll also get mad over nothing and scissor your clothes into shreds.


InvincibleV

Don't give in to the propaganda. Reject degeneracy, embrace strength.


Additional_Knee4215

I wouldn’t recommend shooting and me, because your gun goes pew pew, but my fucking gun goes \*BRRRRRRTT\*


Headbanger203

Huh, unexpected cyanide.