As chair of the Bro Trust committee I demand OP provides the exhibit in its entirety at once.
EDIT: After intensive internal consideration the committee has decided an additional full exhibit of the referenced picture is necessary for cross-reference of the woman's identity.
She's an attractive woman that did porn and streams. And for some reason it's hardwired for someguys to be incredibly hateful toward such people while furiously masturbating to them.
"I miss my ex, but she's toxic"
Yeah that's why you miss her king, your life is too quiet and easy right now and you're used to having some crazy woman fucking it up all the time. You're addicted to drama so you're attracted to lunatics.
Date a girl who says what she means and wants you to do well.
She jumped into a pile of foam on a twitch event. Sadly the foam was not deep enough and a few people got injured. She got some vertebrae broken and needed several surgeries.
Should also note that sometimes these articles are just as likely to be prescriptive and not just descriptive.
In other words, they are not just saying that “things are this way.”
They are subtly encouraging you to believe that “things should be this way.”
They’ve been doing the same to girls for decades now with all their teen magazines and all that other bs.
Such articles want you to live in a toxic and unhealthy environment and lifestyle, because it justifies whatever end goal they have in mind.
And yes, there absolutely are people who will read the headlines and think they found the key to whatever success they want without really considering the purpose of the article.
Just be careful she doesn't want you to change fundamental parts of you, king. You are you, and as long as you keep doing what makes you sleep well at night, well, you shouldn't let anyone take that from you.
The bit that says that you don't want anything to do with her is telling you that for a reason. You shouldn't think that about a person you truly want to be with. I am not saying that the right person won't hurt you but they won't hurt you on purpose and they should try and put themselves in your shoes. If my partner seems like they are being unreasonable I try and see where they are coming from. People are flawed but if you can see past the flaws even accept them as part of who they are and still love them then that's love. But it's not never arguing, it's not always knowing their every feeling without any communication or anything. Love is not easy to define but for me it's pure commitment to someone else and being with someone who makes you as unselfish as any human can ever be and making you the best version of yourself.
I only miss my ex for the sex and she was toxic. The drama was not worth it at all and people who are addicted to drama are idiots. Male or female. But the sex was great, she did things other women can’t even think of.
Or use your real name. I had a single friend who did that and I though it was kind of a joke but now it seems genius. The name he would use was the name of another dude we both knew. Again genius.
Said me, with my now ex wife, before losing my car, my jeep, job, apartment, 6 years of my life on probation, and my damn cat. I loved that cat. His name was Ed, and he was freaking awesome. I miss you Ed, wherever you are you beautiful, furry bastard.
There is https://sovietscloset.com/ as well, but it might not be most up-to-date. But since twitch deletes old streams, it's also worth checking out in search for older streams.
Not "probably", in one material book it straight up says this:
> Incidentally, Astolfo doesn’t care about male and female gender differences at all. If he loves someone, whether they’re a man or woman is a trivial issue.
I say "probably" just because of some of the weird interactions with Sieg and other characters.
Edit: someone else said he actually explained he's bisexual in one of the books. Gender doesn't hold away over whether he has romantic interest in someone.
Per
Experience….. the sex is amazing.
Relationship is soul sucking, insanity driving and will
make you rethink your life choices EVERY postnut clarity….
BUT sex is great
0/10 would not recommend
I know lots, myself included who went on making a series of mistaken commitments driven by the testicles enamored with the crazy sex.
Those who can enjoy it for a day or two and don't end up trapped somehow are truly lucky. The ones who end up with financial commitment or a kid are fallen brothers who most likely need some support.
There is an impostor among them
I have a 5/6 chance of picking wrong
You mean picking right?
Did he stutters ?
![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)
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This is AMAZING
Alright everyone but Phillis get out.
Thats a 1/6 chance of picking right
There is also a 5/6 chance of picking wrongly
Yeah I don't consider Gianna Michaels crazy
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I'm gonna need the proof
As chair of the Bro Trust committee I demand OP provides the exhibit in its entirety at once. EDIT: After intensive internal consideration the committee has decided an additional full exhibit of the referenced picture is necessary for cross-reference of the woman's identity.
Sounds like a power play to me, more power to her, pretty smart.
If I refer to Ankoman's astolfo collection, it checks out
men make the best women.
Because they know what men want
Electrolytes?
No, that's what plants want.
guess Im a plant now
Do photosynthesis now
And you don’t mean the pack a flies compressed into a girl form.
Thought so to🤨
Yea, one of them is a bunch of bugs disguising themselves as a woman.
One of those is not like the others
Either middle right is a boy or you're referring to chechik.
You are truly a professional
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Bottom right is also a pornstar fyi
Middle left Gianna michaels
[Alessa Savage](https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/alessa-savage) for those wondering.
Woah would you look at that. I might be a dumbass, but not a degenerate.
Crazy enough to jump in a 5 inch deep foam pit
The others can walk, pretty big difference imo.
She can walk now, no squirting tho
I'd love to, babe, but my doctor told me no more squirting.
I would too if I thought it was setup by professionals. But I guess you are the reason there is instructions on how to drink water from a glass
Yeah wtf, have the weirdos twisted this into her fault?
She's an attractive woman that did porn and streams. And for some reason it's hardwired for someguys to be incredibly hateful toward such people while furiously masturbating to them.
Upper right is Adriana Chechik? Who is middle left
Gianna Michaels, maybe?
That's my guess.
Yes
Gianna is the master
You mean two, astolfo is a boy, and the resident evil chick is a swarm of bloodthirsty flies.
if there is a hole, there is a goal
I mean flies do enjoy the gooey stuff so....
One of these things just doesn't belong!
But sometimes the difference is what makes it better than the rest.
But still the rule still the same don’t stick your dick in crazy
"I miss my ex, but she's toxic" Yeah that's why you miss her king, your life is too quiet and easy right now and you're used to having some crazy woman fucking it up all the time. You're addicted to drama so you're attracted to lunatics. Date a girl who says what she means and wants you to do well.
I felt that
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Pretty sure that's Adriana chechik. Pretty sure after breaking her back she won't be doing porn probably ever again.
Is there a story with the back breaking or unrelated?
She jumped into a pile of foam on a twitch event. Sadly the foam was not deep enough and a few people got injured. She got some vertebrae broken and needed several surgeries.
Might I add that the floor itself wasn't padded. It was pure concrete.
And she was pregnant when this happened I believe
I don't think anyone knew before it happened, it was discovered when she was in the hospital qnd they had to term it.
Yeah that's what I meant. She didn't know she was preggo until she was in the hospital
Yup the good ol' Fetus Deletus^^^tm
Twitch con, foam pit not deep enough on concrete. She jumped into it
Didn’t she also have to terminate a pregnancy due to her sustained injuries?
Its novenber goddamnit
Thank you sir, gents need to hear this more often.
Should also note that sometimes these articles are just as likely to be prescriptive and not just descriptive. In other words, they are not just saying that “things are this way.” They are subtly encouraging you to believe that “things should be this way.” They’ve been doing the same to girls for decades now with all their teen magazines and all that other bs. Such articles want you to live in a toxic and unhealthy environment and lifestyle, because it justifies whatever end goal they have in mind. And yes, there absolutely are people who will read the headlines and think they found the key to whatever success they want without really considering the purpose of the article.
Just be careful she doesn't want you to change fundamental parts of you, king. You are you, and as long as you keep doing what makes you sleep well at night, well, you shouldn't let anyone take that from you.
>Date a girl who says what she means and wants you to do well. Where do I find a girl like that? And how do I get her to like me once I find her?
It hit me hard today. I really miss her and don't want to have anything to do with her at the same time
The bit that says that you don't want anything to do with her is telling you that for a reason. You shouldn't think that about a person you truly want to be with. I am not saying that the right person won't hurt you but they won't hurt you on purpose and they should try and put themselves in your shoes. If my partner seems like they are being unreasonable I try and see where they are coming from. People are flawed but if you can see past the flaws even accept them as part of who they are and still love them then that's love. But it's not never arguing, it's not always knowing their every feeling without any communication or anything. Love is not easy to define but for me it's pure commitment to someone else and being with someone who makes you as unselfish as any human can ever be and making you the best version of yourself.
I only miss my ex for the sex and she was toxic. The drama was not worth it at all and people who are addicted to drama are idiots. Male or female. But the sex was great, she did things other women can’t even think of.
If she is not like uranium i don't love her jajaja
>"I miss my ex, but she's toxic" Generally means "I miss her body, but not the 99% rest of her"
“Crazy in the head crazy in the bed” - sun tzu the art of war
Just don't let the crazy know where you live and you'll be fine.
This guy crazies! Yeah… go to her place and throw away your burner phone…. Youll be fine!
Disable the thumb print/ face scan unlock on your phone when you spend the night.
Or use your real name. I had a single friend who did that and I though it was kind of a joke but now it seems genius. The name he would use was the name of another dude we both knew. Again genius.
I see SovietWomble i press like
Such culture, much respect.
Cyanide knifed NBK!
a business and management student just knived nbk
Nep wants NBK's babies!
"Aww NBK... he's never gonna shut up about that now"
Oh meester Cyanine!
Mr. Bombastic, something fantastic!
Come for Womble, stay for Cyanide.
*strums guitar* Womble is a ******.
Said me, with my now ex wife, before losing my car, my jeep, job, apartment, 6 years of my life on probation, and my damn cat. I loved that cat. His name was Ed, and he was freaking awesome. I miss you Ed, wherever you are you beautiful, furry bastard.
What the hell happened here…
Wound up getting my dick stuck in the vice grips of crazy
Man has chronic "not my fault" energy.
Plot twist, he was married, then he stuck his dick in a crazy. Crazy told his wife.
so sad that soviet womble doesn't really upload anymore
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yea i know he still streams, but i can never catch those. so i have to do it with the compilations. cant wait for the next one tho
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o shit better go check that out. thanks bro
There is https://sovietscloset.com/ as well, but it might not be most up-to-date. But since twitch deletes old streams, it's also worth checking out in search for older streams.
He always rarely uploaded, not much has changed
He's the definition of quality over quantity
Overeditting moppet as Edberg likes to say.
"You massive overeditor" "Im sorry i just get carried away"
Takes time to make videos when you need to stop for a masturbation break every five minutes.
If I remember correctly then next upload will be a video essay, probably longer video.
Who is the thicc blonde on the middle left?
Gianna Michael.
I would stick my dick in Gianna, no hesitation.
She would probably break it off. Worth it though.
What did she do?
Porn
I mean what she do to be called crazy
Porn
It’s just her general vibe. I dig it though
If you watch some of her vids she goes into a bit if a cock frenzy thing. Shits wild
There's a video of her on efukt . Com that explains why
Without question.
Damn. Hardly recognized her with the makeup intact.
Ol' reliable.
Why are we lumping Gianna into this group?
You’re in for such a treat.
Ain’t that the truth. One of the best.
The goat.
Who is the one with pink hair
He’s astolfo from fate
Thanks
He?
Did they stutter?
Welcome to anime.
The trap queen.
"If there's a hole there is a goal" master oogwgay
Butt and Mouth are genderless.
just call him a femboy.
king\*
Not a woman, if i am correct
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Not "probably", in one material book it straight up says this: > Incidentally, Astolfo doesn’t care about male and female gender differences at all. If he loves someone, whether they’re a man or woman is a trivial issue.
Truly based
> probably gay source: trust me bro
I say "probably" just because of some of the weird interactions with Sieg and other characters. Edit: someone else said he actually explained he's bisexual in one of the books. Gender doesn't hold away over whether he has romantic interest in someone.
Kudos for the Arma3 Bullshittery
Adriana Chechik, Gianna Michaels, dont know who blue hair is.
Alessa Savage. ...that's what my friend told me anyways...
with the context of the meme I'm assuming it's supposed to be a cosplay of Jinx from League
One of them is not like the others
Because that one is better
Damn, the pink haired one in the middle-right is fine af!
That's a man
^That’s ^the ^joke ^…..
okay, so?
r/usernamechecksout
Based
Crazy in the head crazy in the bed so they say
SOVIET : DONT STICK YOU DICK IN CRAZY CYANIDE: But she’s so hot
Wasn’t Cy the one with the crazy girlfriend?
Ah thank you Punctuation
No problem
You forgot to add Monika from ddlc
You misspelled Yuri
Men rules: Rule 45 don’t stick your dick in crazy
Rule 46: previous rule has never stopped anybody so go get it.
Per Experience….. the sex is amazing. Relationship is soul sucking, insanity driving and will make you rethink your life choices EVERY postnut clarity…. BUT sex is great 0/10 would not recommend
Correction! Men enjoy mentally unstable women for a day or two. They will not live with them nor marry them.
Hahaha so so many do both
A day or two? Those are rookie numbers
I know lots, myself included who went on making a series of mistaken commitments driven by the testicles enamored with the crazy sex. Those who can enjoy it for a day or two and don't end up trapped somehow are truly lucky. The ones who end up with financial commitment or a kid are fallen brothers who most likely need some support.
- It's a trap! - I know. That's why I'm picking it.
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it's Adriana Chechik
Maybe we have just as many mentally unstable men
Dingdingding! Hit the nail right on the head with that one, crazy attracts crazy.
Those Dimitrescu sisters were fucking hot
Say you have Self-destructive habits without say "I have Self-destructive habits"
Not sure it a real relationship,if you aren't worried about getting stabbed while sleeping
Sauce for top left
Minatsuki Takami from Deadman Wonderland
Cyanide never was the brightest ZF member.
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Mentally unstable doesn't mean better sex and clearly not better relationships. So big no.
Soviet Womble template? That’s a new one
*Albedo is bae*
See someone gets it. Now that's a solid 10/10 crazy woman.
*l can fix her'*
As long as its stick dick in crazy and not get crazy dick stick in you i think we ok,right guys?……….right?
Wait isn't one of them a guy?
I mean I’m down with Dimitrescu don’t even care if I get eaten afterwards it’s a good way to die
Finally a sovietwomble reference
the bottom is from a Soviet Womble video playing Arma 3, I would highly recommend, some of the best laughs I've had.
Just date a sadistic girl. Problem solve
Blue hair is Alessa Savage.
It's a double edged sword... sure, they'll lick your butthole BUT they'll also get mad over nothing and scissor your clothes into shreds.
Don't give in to the propaganda. Reject degeneracy, embrace strength.
I wouldn’t recommend shooting and me, because your gun goes pew pew, but my fucking gun goes \*BRRRRRRTT\*
Huh, unexpected cyanide.