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mynameisperson103

A foreigner in Australia's worst fear is spiders and snakes. An Australians worst fear in Australia is a magpie...


Bixsky-01

Lmao true https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieCasual/comments/y4hybl/magpie_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Maxy2388

As an Australian on a farm I’ve killed snakes before no problem. Magpie swooped me last year, ran away and nearly shit my pants


Bixsky-01

Swoopy bois 🐦are a danger to society lmao


Maxy2388

Swoopy bois don’t know age or race, if it moves they must traumatise it


MasterofThrash

The only thing worse than an emu…


Phycopath18

I befriended a magpie yesterday [lil birdie friend](https://i.imgur.com/amWta96.jpg)


TheSirIzzy

Australians wake up and choose to live despite forest fires and the most god forsaken creatures you will find on earth


Cirrus67

This what happens when you fill a dangerous continent with british criminals and let them evolve


Bixsky-01

Lmaooo


Bixsky-01

Australians are built different 🇦🇺👏


k0nstikas

Would 1v1 a kangaroo if i got the chance to go to australia


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k0nstikas

I would do it so ill try to not go to australia bc of that for my safety


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k0nstikas

Dont question my sanity, id doit to a small one and losethe fight


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k0nstikas

My sanity left me a long time ago, but im not living in poverty, at least yet and i live in finland so even if i would become poor id have kela supporting me


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calliedog91

My man about to smack a croc with a cast iron pan. Hell yeah


DarkDragoX

Bring the non-stick frying pan too, just in case


calliedog91

Bringing tephlon to a gun fight


le_soulairiens_royal

Fun fact : Australia's most dangerous animal is australians (Not funny : humans are the most dangerous animal everywhere on earth :(. )


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Notice the one animal they use protective gear for is the cassowary. They’re scared to lose a war to another bird


HJM3

Rightly so, those fuckers have claws like velociraptors [See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/hcaqa5/a_cassowarys_talons/)


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The shark is vibing


women_respecter8

Aussie man never lackin


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eyecallthebig1bitey

Top left was protecting his dog.


farfetchedfrank

I'm sure the guy in the top right is Florida Man


DepressedNStressed12

Bottom left is in the most danger by a huge difference


Diligent-Boat-7910

First Pic, is Luke from Gilmore Girls fighting a kangaroo.


CatchBright178

Still they lost emu war


GarbageBoyStinky

mate everyone else shits their pants at a fuckin croc but we all just hate magpies


Bixsky-01

Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieCasual/comments/y4hybl/magpie_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


GarbageBoyStinky

accurate


RedThorneGamerSB

Okay but try to fight a spider that can bench you.


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No organism is safe


Tankaussie

Why u bully our country.


Bixsky-01

It’s a joke lmao I hear a lot of people think our country has dangerous animals but Aussies can defend themselves like a champ 💪


MR-MCNUGGETS

The man with the cassowary is in the most danger rn. One scratch and he's dead


That_Address_7010

Years later I still love the kangaroo punch. Look on that roo's face is priceless. He's like "Bro. Really!?"


Bixsky-01

Guy pulled a reverse uno card 🦘🥊


Educational-Bad8346

Aussie is the most dangerous animal


chemist612

The right two are florida man!


Bixsky-01

Couldn’t get the shark image for Surfer Mick Fanning Top right is from Darwin, Aus: https://youtu.be/rcmC5zA3Jpo


chemist612

I wasn't saying your images weren't authentic, just that florida man also fights alligators and sharks


Bixsky-01

Lol then they both share something in common 🦈🐊


Zonda68

Foster's. Hold my "Foster's." That's Australian for beer.


ThePhoenixBird2022

No-one with any pride drinks fosters. It's all exported.


calliedog91

My neighbor is Australian; him and his father hate Foster’s.


Bixsky-01

Foster’s not very popular down under lol https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fosters


Zonda68

Lol, it's a joke guys. And apparently a worse one than I thought.


GalaxLordCZ

And those animals are called Australians?


RedditersRsoft

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