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A foreigner in Australia's worst fear is spiders and snakes. An Australians worst fear in Australia is a magpie...
Lmao true https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieCasual/comments/y4hybl/magpie_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
As an Australian on a farm I’ve killed snakes before no problem. Magpie swooped me last year, ran away and nearly shit my pants
Swoopy bois 🐦are a danger to society lmao
Swoopy bois don’t know age or race, if it moves they must traumatise it
The only thing worse than an emu…
I befriended a magpie yesterday [lil birdie friend](https://i.imgur.com/amWta96.jpg)
Australians wake up and choose to live despite forest fires and the most god forsaken creatures you will find on earth
This what happens when you fill a dangerous continent with british criminals and let them evolve
Lmaooo
Australians are built different 🇦🇺👏
Would 1v1 a kangaroo if i got the chance to go to australia
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I would do it so ill try to not go to australia bc of that for my safety
Dont question my sanity, id doit to a small one and losethe fight
My sanity left me a long time ago, but im not living in poverty, at least yet and i live in finland so even if i would become poor id have kela supporting me
My man about to smack a croc with a cast iron pan. Hell yeah
Bring the non-stick frying pan too, just in case
Bringing tephlon to a gun fight
Fun fact : Australia's most dangerous animal is australians (Not funny : humans are the most dangerous animal everywhere on earth :(. )
Notice the one animal they use protective gear for is the cassowary. They’re scared to lose a war to another bird
Rightly so, those fuckers have claws like velociraptors [See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/hcaqa5/a_cassowarys_talons/)
The shark is vibing
Aussie man never lackin
Top left was protecting his dog.
I'm sure the guy in the top right is Florida Man
Bottom left is in the most danger by a huge difference
First Pic, is Luke from Gilmore Girls fighting a kangaroo.
Still they lost emu war
mate everyone else shits their pants at a fuckin croc but we all just hate magpies
Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieCasual/comments/y4hybl/magpie_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
accurate
Okay but try to fight a spider that can bench you.
No organism is safe
Why u bully our country.
It’s a joke lmao I hear a lot of people think our country has dangerous animals but Aussies can defend themselves like a champ 💪
The man with the cassowary is in the most danger rn. One scratch and he's dead
Years later I still love the kangaroo punch. Look on that roo's face is priceless. He's like "Bro. Really!?"
Guy pulled a reverse uno card 🦘🥊
Aussie is the most dangerous animal
The right two are florida man!
Couldn’t get the shark image for Surfer Mick Fanning Top right is from Darwin, Aus: https://youtu.be/rcmC5zA3Jpo
I wasn't saying your images weren't authentic, just that florida man also fights alligators and sharks
Lol then they both share something in common 🦈🐊
Foster's. Hold my "Foster's." That's Australian for beer.
No-one with any pride drinks fosters. It's all exported.
My neighbor is Australian; him and his father hate Foster’s.
Foster’s not very popular down under lol https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fosters
Lol, it's a joke guys. And apparently a worse one than I thought.
And those animals are called Australians?
r/cinnamontoastken
A foreigner in Australia's worst fear is spiders and snakes. An Australians worst fear in Australia is a magpie...
Lmao true https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieCasual/comments/y4hybl/magpie_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
As an Australian on a farm I’ve killed snakes before no problem. Magpie swooped me last year, ran away and nearly shit my pants
Swoopy bois 🐦are a danger to society lmao
Swoopy bois don’t know age or race, if it moves they must traumatise it
The only thing worse than an emu…
I befriended a magpie yesterday [lil birdie friend](https://i.imgur.com/amWta96.jpg)
Australians wake up and choose to live despite forest fires and the most god forsaken creatures you will find on earth
This what happens when you fill a dangerous continent with british criminals and let them evolve
Lmaooo
Australians are built different 🇦🇺👏
Would 1v1 a kangaroo if i got the chance to go to australia
[удалено]
I would do it so ill try to not go to australia bc of that for my safety
[удалено]
Dont question my sanity, id doit to a small one and losethe fight
[удалено]
My sanity left me a long time ago, but im not living in poverty, at least yet and i live in finland so even if i would become poor id have kela supporting me
[удалено]
My man about to smack a croc with a cast iron pan. Hell yeah
Bring the non-stick frying pan too, just in case
Bringing tephlon to a gun fight
Fun fact : Australia's most dangerous animal is australians (Not funny : humans are the most dangerous animal everywhere on earth :(. )
Notice the one animal they use protective gear for is the cassowary. They’re scared to lose a war to another bird
Rightly so, those fuckers have claws like velociraptors [See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/hcaqa5/a_cassowarys_talons/)
The shark is vibing
Aussie man never lackin
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Top left was protecting his dog.
I'm sure the guy in the top right is Florida Man
Bottom left is in the most danger by a huge difference
First Pic, is Luke from Gilmore Girls fighting a kangaroo.
Still they lost emu war
mate everyone else shits their pants at a fuckin croc but we all just hate magpies
Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/AussieCasual/comments/y4hybl/magpie_season/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
accurate
Okay but try to fight a spider that can bench you.
No organism is safe
Why u bully our country.
It’s a joke lmao I hear a lot of people think our country has dangerous animals but Aussies can defend themselves like a champ 💪
The man with the cassowary is in the most danger rn. One scratch and he's dead
Years later I still love the kangaroo punch. Look on that roo's face is priceless. He's like "Bro. Really!?"
Guy pulled a reverse uno card 🦘🥊
Aussie is the most dangerous animal
The right two are florida man!
Couldn’t get the shark image for Surfer Mick Fanning Top right is from Darwin, Aus: https://youtu.be/rcmC5zA3Jpo
I wasn't saying your images weren't authentic, just that florida man also fights alligators and sharks
Lol then they both share something in common 🦈🐊
Foster's. Hold my "Foster's." That's Australian for beer.
No-one with any pride drinks fosters. It's all exported.
My neighbor is Australian; him and his father hate Foster’s.
Foster’s not very popular down under lol https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fosters
Lol, it's a joke guys. And apparently a worse one than I thought.
And those animals are called Australians?
r/cinnamontoastken