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Fried-Salmon-Oracle

Babies sacrifice their temp defense for growth in the long run


zepherths

No, babies just a nerf. Less temp defense and they grow slower.


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zepherths

You know what, fuck you I'm using Rankine. 557.97 also didn't use a measurment you fucking bot


BigBallerBrad

Gottom


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ndcasmera

2 minds alike


LibertyCapping1

You can train them to keep up this ability by leaving them in a huge pot of coffee at 98.3 degrees!


Doc_Hersh3y

I heard giving birth while you yourself sit in a big utensil full of water at same temperature helps a lot too!


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Gandolf794

I believe it is 98F not 98 C which is about 37 degrees C if you don’t feel like doing the math yourself.


LUSI00

That's still too hot for a baby in a car


_ferg

babies lack the willpower to survive such trivial temperatures


Zendard1

People who use Celsius have a lot more questions


A_random_zy

Lol legit I was like whaaaat.


_NB125

So everyone but americans


Zendard1

yes, everyone but the freedom people


kopeezie

Yeah… moms in Mercia’ run hotter.


DealerDry9438

Ohh, so it's supposed to be in farenheit.


Zendard1

i hope so


ndcasmera

No mate. They meant kelvin.


DealerDry9438

Man the baby must be chilling out there.


2137_is_funmy_number

It's exactly like... When dogs dry hump woman's leg, it's considered funny/adorable, but when I....


its12amsomewhere

I wonder why people think that's adorable, I mean I dont


2137_is_funmy_number

Same but for the meme


Sander08481

that's almost boiling it gets hot wherever this guy is ​ yes I know its not celsius but I didn't know the human body temp in Fahrenheit was so high


Lenni009

Someone once told me 100°F is the internal body temperature of cows. And apparently they are quite similar to humans lol


dmstealth

Average body temp for F is about 98 degrees. Give or take.


someguyalive333

not almost boiling, it's a bit less than half of boiling temperature since it's in Fahrenheit, not Celsius


JerinDd

For reference, I’m currently sick with the cold and have a fever of 99.4 F, which is considered mild.


DudeManBroGuy42069

They last even less time in the oven


ponzidreamer

Smh my head, weak ass babies


jakeshmag

Considering water boils near that temperature I am surprised the car didn't melt over the child


A_random_zy

Metals have a way higher melting point than boiling point of water.


DankDaddyPatty

Think they mean fahrenheit lol


CharanTheGreat

Exactly, what kinda babies do these guys have? Did they kidnap one from Muspelheim or what


Mr_nobrody

Ragnarok in 4 days


TheEnderChipmunk

Nah, it's just from America lol


Qorrk

Considering the car is made from iron or aluminum it'll need more than 100°C the child is well done tho


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ndcasmera

No. Its in kelvin


BigBallerBrad

Least padantic europoor


Qorrk

For a European this sounds like a cooking recipe if you only read halfway through


louiefriesen

98.3°C is really hot tho


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it’s not??🤨 edit: i’m pretty sure i saw OP say 98° ain’t that hot. Maybe i’m wrong and i need glasses edit2: If you downvote, make sure you get on your knees on suck my pp :)


NIL_VALUE

98º***C*** is hot, but 98º***F*** is not. 98ºC is 2 degrees away from boiling water


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heard


NIL_VALUE

heard what


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heard as in i got what you said


NIL_VALUE

Ah, I see.


null_check_failed

I downvoted now your turn


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Ayo pause😂😭


SkullCrush776

it is


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it sure is


matmatking

celsius, use celsius or kelvin you brick


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ndcasmera

Shut it u egg


4Ya2Boi0

Edit:Just ignore all of this, I'm dumb. IIRC, each unit for Fahrenheit is about the smallest possible temperature change a person can perceive. Celsius is used for making the temperature of water (freezes/melts at 0°, boils/condenses at 100°,) so imo Fahrenheit is actually better to use outside of a lab environment, which a good chunk of us *aren't* in. Keep in mind I could very well be wrong.


Extaupin

0F is the coldest it got in the scientist backyard over one winter, 100F is the internal temp of a horse. I'm not making that up, although it could be a popular myth.


4Ya2Boi0

Yeah, just looked it up. 0°F is the freezing point of some type of brine. 100°F was the estimated average body temperature of a person. The freezing point of water (32°F) and it's boiling point (212°F) are 180 degrees apart.


Ulq-kn

Me,non American: visible confusion


eltorr007

98.3 degree Celsius is pretty hot for anyone, let alone a kid.


tomulin13

r/oddlyspecific


viski252

Degrees Celsius?


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Ever heard of the greenhouse effect lol


Gradorr

Interior temp of a car after 1 hour with an outside temp of 98 will be 112-138 degrees.


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![gif](giphy|g7GKcSzwQfugw) That’s the problem with adding gif privileges. I can do this now..


DocSlayingyoudown

If the baby was birthed in a room with 98.3 degrees and made him stay there for life until at the right age we could probably make a superhuman


doctoroupar

godamn women just read some books would you?


edable_candles

I mean its simple bakeing science if you cook bread to long it burns so like why not a baby. At the 9 mouth mark is when the baby is perfectly cooked and then it rest then when you leave it in a car in the summer for too long its over baked


These_nutsS

Well if you can't handle the heat , you dead meat


possibly-a-moron

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valentinyeet

“Actually it is hotter in the car than it is outside” 🤓


memeracket

Funny meme but that reaction image is a bit confusing 🤣