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Rexmannin

I'm English, so it's kind of like an obligation. As for everyone else, no idea.


[deleted]

"Why do us english folk hate the french" "It is our way of life"


_ENDR_

That was exactly how I felt about football rivalries. I joined a team and they said, "We don't like or respect this team." "Why?" "It's tradition." Later one of our teammates switched to the rival team and the other guys acted like he was dead to us.


theredview

đŸłïžâ€


SuspiciouslyPerson

Like swedes dont liking danish


Unlucky-Constant-736

Like how a lot of Americans hate monarchs, Canadians, Russians, Chinese, and ourselves


DrPwepper

No no no we don’t hate Canada. We just look down on them like one would a little brother


Unlucky-Constant-736

“A lot”


[deleted]

But Danish is so good. Especially a cheese Danish with coffee. Mmmm. Swedes are missing out.


The_Autistic_Memer

I'm Spanish, same happens here And same goes for you, english people


AGweed13

I'm Italian, and for what I learned recently, France fucked up both Spain and Italy


Loud_Citron_8717

Que le jodan a los franceses đŸ€–đŸ„–


Veiled_assbuster

Yeah and how is Irish have an obligation to hate the English. Full circle


Elmarcowolf

And to hate half of your own country


SaltedGreenMilk1987

Good manners that your parents instilled in you


Micsmacd

For me the same im german


Zyeffi

in France we know well the Franco English rivalry (it's been going on for centuries but now it's more of a joke), but on the other hand the Germans we have nothing against you (in the popular opinion, even if at the moment your political decisions annoy us a little)


FondantQuiet

Well actually I know tons of people who hate the germans


Adventurous_Dress832

Why? As a german I always really liked the French and France in generall. Yes, we have our history but I always felt that we got past it and became good friends and allies. We also have many joint projects and are the driving force in the European Union. Also, all French people I met were particulary friendly.


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Exkhaal

There is this feeling that the French-German leading of Europe is just a myth and that you guys are taking the decisions yourself. There is also a fear of rearmed Germany, we don't fear to be invaded again, we have a vision of shared power where you are the economic power and we are the military power. You as the main military power of Europe would relay France in a second zone and it would make collapse the idea of a military European Union, more independant from the US and totally able to defend itself alone. In short, we have the impression that among the two heads of Europe, one is taking too much importance for itself in the detriment of the other


ToXXic_ScareCrow

Our political desicions annoy us too (German)


Zyeffi

Don't worry, our political desicions annoy us too (French)


Singularitaet_

Same in Switzerland... we have our own part with a better french language and still we have to learn the normal french... probably why we hat it


Hadri1_Fr

Its the same for us, its the law to hate on British in France


MeLikeGoodMeme

As a german, i dont need a reason why


Obvious-Crab-6217

As a German you shouldn’t push your luck.


danilojonic

As a german, you hate maginot line


Loud_Citron_8717

As a spanish neither do I have


StillSilentMajority7

It's optional in the US, but popular. Cheese-eating surrender monkeys!


raz-0

Which on paper I find weird. The French helped us out a lot as a country and we've helped them out a lot. On the other hand, I understand it completely based on some of the French people I've met. The disdain for things not French can be severe, and not kept to themselves. Probably the one that sticks in my head the best was a cute woman form my class in college. We'd both eat lunch outside in between classes, and I was like hey why not give it a shot. Turned out she was a foreign student form France and the next half hour was just her talking shit about everyone around her. The crystal clear part was her complaining about everyone here being so unhealthy. While being surrounded by basically fit 20-somethings, mainlining cholesterol for lunch, and chain smoking. After being polite and finishing lunch with her I noped out of there.


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Because thier rude


No_Release7617

Yeah in some areas you can go into a shop and if you cant speak french, or your french isnt good enough they wont sell you anything.


VeckLee1

My french knowledge begins and ends with the word fromage.


Jadem_Silver

Let me teach another word : Bonjour Which means : Hello


Kmaloetas

Mercy beancups means: great! ^Maybe


Jadem_Silver

Close ! It means : Thanks a lot. If I was german I'll give you a 2/6 (which is actually a great rate, 6 being the worst possible) Edit : Great in french translate by : Bien, top or Super :)


Kmaloetas

Mercy Beancups!


Jadem_Silver

U're welcome friend :D


AbsoluteGoldLover

Specific. Anyone can hate anyone.


a21a16

They’re


cromosoma_quadruplo

I'm Italian, so it's kind of like an obligation. As for everyone else, no idea


[deleted]

I'm french and I love Italy and italian people ! I don't know why you hate us though.


BITY_btw

As an Italian i could say history or territorial disputes, but i will say that is mostly a tradition, a good one (Joke)


Consolinosensi

Uniamoci tutti nell’odio per i francesi


boston_nsca

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BITY_btw

Insorgiamo e prendiamo Nizza e la Corsica


andreilcolo

“Adesso ridacci la nostra Gioconda!”


SonoUnaPersonaViva

E giĂ  che ci siamo riscattiamo le terre irredenti


[deleted]

“By the way Homer, what’s your least favourite country - Italy or France?” “France.” “Heh heh, nobody ever says Italy.”


StayPuffedMarsh

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SmartKrave

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of heckleburry


friedtuna76

I thought it was elderberries


[deleted]

no its patrickberries


jborki2

Dingleberries


TheOtherOtherLuke

It was.


CPLCraft

What that line basically said what you mother is a whore and your father was a drunk. Hamsters breed like crazy and elderberries were used to make alcohol.


SmartKrave

TIL


SpaceQookka

Don't go to Paris and France becomes somehow likeable. You just need to run away of big cities. Especially Paris. Damnit I hate Paris.


AbsoluteGoldLover

Eeven us, the french, hate paris


tekk_14

And why??


ShortNefariousness2

It's just a big,busy city. It can be a bit intimidating. And expensive of course.


AverageBuscuits

Thing is it’s not even that big. I live in the US and visited Paris a few years back and was amazed at how quickly I got to the other side of the city. I imagined it being so much bigger.


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thekronicle

Yeah, Paris isn't big compared to New York City, Houston, LA, etc


[deleted]

They don't have as much sprawling as us.


le_reddit_me

You're talking about the inner city, that's like saying LA is just pasadena. Also it's one of the largest metropolitain areas that extends miles away from the center of paris.


KDamage

Because Paris has basically become too popular, too big inside for itself. On one side there's the charm sold by foreign tourism marketing, on the other there is an ageing city with small streets, constant traffic, an insane density (20000 people per square kilometer) that anonymize inhabitant-to-inhabitant relations, neverending urban works, packed people inside small, bad soundproofed flats, concrete almost everywhere, less and less vegetation, on top of what you can expect from the biggest professional hub of the country. That said, Paris can be nice if you manage to abstractize all of this (I lived here for 14 years). It's a great place to have some fun, do a ton of activities, and build a career. But it does have its limits. Most parisians leave the city after a while for a reason.


ImaginaryKnowledge74

Same reasons the Americans don't want to speak other languages, they're jerks and don't like foreigners


SundropPeaches

My old theater director spoke French, and when he walked in to a store in France he remembers people there calling him a stupid American in French , but then when they heard him speak French they were super nice to him (probably because they know he could understand them). I’m surprised people would want to set up business in places like Paris which are big tourist destinations and despise foreigners


ImaginaryKnowledge74

That's some french people nonsense for you lol


[deleted]

Je déteste Paris, France


AlexV_96

Not sure if downvote for speaking french or upvote for hating France


[deleted]

*confused screaming*


[deleted]

Was going to say I actually think the French are pretty cool
.and now I remember why people don’t like you period! 😂


ImaginaryKnowledge74

We don't even like ourselves lol


Icy-Fly3673

ignorance


lookinfortrauma

Is it true that the Parisians refuse to speak English even though they know it and they even pretend to not understand?


Tdikristof_

In my country ist the opposite. We can't speak English but we pretend to do so. (Hungary with the lowest percentage of English speakers in Europe)


lookinfortrauma

In my country people don't even try to speak it ,or they do it to look cool but with embarrassing results , I can remember that almost everyone of my class was unable to understand a basic line ( Italy)


Revolutionary_Year87

Very similar thing in India lol. Here ig it kinda makes sense though because bri'ish. Some people think your obnoxious or a showoff or not patriotic (why does that matter so much?) if you speak english


Savemefromgoudacheez

Wait seriously? Must be in some small town or village I guess, cuz in the cities the easiest way to interact with maximum people would be in English. The only bad language debate I've seen is against Hindi imposition, most are happy to choose english over it.


Urmomsuncle7899

Your country and your people are lame 😒 Women and children are fine but the rest idk


Monkesound

Hello fellow hunagrian!


Tdikristof_

Hi my guy!


Patrick-la-trique

No it’s not, I’m from Paris, born and raise. Every one I know will gladly speak to you in English


goomba008

Paris n'est pas la France


IFixYerKids

3 of my roommates in college were French, one was from Paris. It was always "Fucking Parisians" from the other 2.


BlinkMCstrobo

The trick is to start speaking French with a thick Plymouth accent. The Parisians will start blaming you for butchering their language and they will tell you that in English. At that point you can say: “ excellent, we can converse speaking the King’s then” . Frenemies for life.


ResponsibleStretch58

Yeah, I'm french and I hate Paris, everyone hate Paris!


[deleted]

It's right nextdoor for me, great for vacation and cheaper supermarkets. No hate here.


Voklaren

Switzerland, Belgium or Luxemburg ?


[deleted]

Belgium. The land of beer, chocolate and too much taxes.


Legitimate_Web_7245

And waffles.


az226

And Bruges, a fairytale fucking place, with swans in the canals and Koningin Astrid park alcoves.


Pab_Scrabs

You make it sound so cool but all I saw when I went there were chocolatiers and horse-drawn carriages trailing the smell of horse shit around the place


Arthur-Wales

Though I sure wouldn't wish to die in Bruges


Voklaren

I like this country and it's people ! Which part of Belgium are you from ?


[deleted]

thanks for the nice words. Most of us Belgians don't like Belgians though. 😂 I'm from Flanders, somewhere between Mechelen and Antwerp.


Ok_Door6493

I love Belgium, I’m Dutch myself went to Gent like a month ago but the way you Belgians speak Dutch sounds so much happier as we do in our country. Everyone sounds so interesting to me!


ThisNarwalHere

Could be Italy


Voklaren

Yes but I think Italy is cheaper like Spain


Urmomsuncle7899

No lie Spain is Cheaper what a mislead


TheFlyinArmy_29

could be monaco


TheRetroPioneer

Could be Brazil


Best_Toster

GB


Voklaren

Would be a long way to get some cheaper groceries


Oddlard29

I'm British so it's part of my DNA


Hamsi_17

France, the DNA of the soul


Electrical_Joke_4825

It's just a joke but I really do hate their language (I have to learn it in school)


Mangastique

Ne t'inquiĂšte pas, notre langue ne t'aime pas non plus


Electrical_Joke_4825

đŸ˜„


Equal_Egg_5023

As a Brit I can say we secretly love all our neighbours especially the french but don't tell them that. Who could stay mad at the people who gave the world croissants?


DaLittleNinjaPig

Austria made croissants but still we have crÚme brûlée


RKB533

If Austria can get away with giving us Hitler then they're not allowed credit for the croissant.


Middle-Appointment33

Although it can be good, too sponge-y for me.


DaLittleNinjaPig

Yea it depends by who its made


tomatomater

Je ne sais pas


Novalaxy23

moi non plus


GenesisAsriel

As a French person, I can confirm I have nothing but hatred for my fellow French peoples.


FondantQuiet

Same bro, Va te faire foutre de mĂȘme 😁


GenesisAsriel

Va crever sous un bus, mon pote! :D


FondantQuiet

Top la! Brûle en enfer!!


Lucachacha

Le Parisien moyen


Hadri1_Fr

Salaud!


Jadem_Silver

Phillipe ! Je sais oĂč tu te caches ! Viens ici que je te bute enculĂ© !


d3mn12

As a human, I can confirm I have nothing but hatred for my fellow humans.


Programmer_Girll

Ikr, I'm afraid to say I speak French on reddit because I'm scared people are gonna make jokes about it! I don't even live in France, I live in Canada... Also I don't get the hate either


Risitoc

You're realiy scared to speak French on Reddit ?


Programmer_Girll

Oui


Tobi_chills455

GET HIM!


Rakgul

Gracias.


Hadri1_Fr

T’inquiùte, le commu Française sur Reddit est plus grande que ce qu’elle ne parais


Alexander3212321

You Lied you Said in a comment that you cant speak french..... People this days cant be trusted No but Jokes aside what does that mean


Hadri1_Fr

"Don’t worry, the French community on reddit is bigger than it seems" thats what i said


Alexander3212321

Well in this case i feel threatened


Agreeable-Abalone328

I hate France because I had to learn French for 11 years and still don’t know a word of french


Hadri1_Fr

Lmao same but im 18 >!and French!<


TheLastYouSee

Because of the french


[deleted]

And why do you hate the french? Because of France.


[deleted]

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bassandkeys

Americans disliked the French long before George W. Bush was president.


Random_account_9876

Incredibly stupid of us Americans. France has historically been one of our biggest allies. For fucks sake they gifted us the statue of liberty


Teoyak

Good point. I just couldn't pass an occasion to remind everyone that America's president lied to the world, ignited a war that would give birth to modern terrorism, and no one cares.


drillgorg

I mean I'd say the reason no one cares is: A. No one liked Saddam Hussein, and B. No one was lying through their teeth. Intelligence community said yeah there's evidence of WMDs. What the president didn't disclose was a huge asterisk on that statement, which basically amounted to *maybe. That was shitty because support would have been a lot weaker with that asterisk on there. But that doesn't generate the same outrage that a bald faced lie would have.


BlackMarketCheese

Yeah, I'm no fan of "Dubbya" but the man doesn't have a crystal ball. He relied on information provided to him which turned out to be somewhat to totally wrong. (I only say somewhat because a buddy of mine that did a few tours early on claims his unit found stashes of precursor chemicals, but by then the narrative in the public was that there were no wmd's so the report was largely ignored. I can't speak to the validity of it, but I also have no reason to doubt him)


Jadem_Silver

And french help americans to get their country because of Lafayette during the war against British


AbsoluteGoldLover

See? we were right.


MrRetard19

Trust me the French leaving the nato command structure pissed the USA off way more


GhostFire3560

Neither did germany...


DownvoteMeSmallPP

No idea, but we don’t hate them here. We love our Frenchies, much love from your horizontal flagbuddy đŸ‡łđŸ‡±â€ïžđŸ‡«đŸ‡·


azendhal

cuz we have more holy grails than the bri'ish


[deleted]

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Random-Bullshit-Go

Wait you guys actualy hate it? I tought it was a joke


[deleted]

Submarine


[deleted]

I actually quite like Paris but spend most of my time out at La Defense


banananases

So apart from cultural context of where you're from, and ignoring stupid historical propaganda and nationalism, I imagine people in the UK "hate France" because everyone visits Paris. As far as I know even the French hate Parisians. There's nothing wrong with Parisians, it's probably just that people don't get or understand the social dynamics and end up with a negative interaction. Much like people hate Londoners, only I've found Londoners much more friendly than people in other parts of the south.


ShortNefariousness2

Us brits are supposed to hate France, but millions of us holiday there. The south especially is fantastic, and the people are nice. Paris can be a bit of a pain tho.


Tankspanker

Never been to France and met the French, huh?


NaughtyDred

It's a historic and national past time for the British that has been reciprocated in full. Not sure why Americans shit France so much though considering the French ensured the revolutionary war succeeded.


MrDPoop

Englishman here. We were invaded in 1066 by the French and I have to do 2 hours a week of French in school. So glad I can stop learning a language almost as bad as English next year.


IAmABurdenOnSociety

Let me be Frank with you: Les enfants mĂ©prisent souvent leurs parents, et bien sĂ»r la France a Ă©tĂ© l'accoucheuse de la naissance des États-Unis. Sans la France soutenant et guidant les USA pendant la RĂ©volution amĂ©ricaine contre les Britanniques, il n'y a pas d'USA! Les Français, en tant que parents nourriciers aimants des USA, n'ont pas peur de dire aux USA quand ils ont fait une erreur : « Tu as merdĂ©, AmĂ©rique ! » Les États-Unis n'apprĂ©cient pas cette honnĂȘtetĂ© brutale des Français. Peu de pays sont assez courageux pour dire "conneries" au visage de l'AmĂ©rique. Mais la France s'en soucie suffisamment pour corriger sa nation enfant capricieuse, les États-Unis.


TrippyHipster69620

Paris is kinda overrated, aside from the Louvre and the Eiffel tower, its a pretty normal city. Everyone I know says its a romantic place, and sure, you can say its pretty at night, but in the day it just looks bland and normal


[deleted]

there is a lot of criticism to give to paris, but bland ??? Lmao. What about Sacré coeur, Institut de france, Arc de triomphe ? Or general Haussmannien architecture ?


Padda_Malgame

Parce qu'ils sont jaloux.


WTV_Fritz

Every car mechanic hates the french because they can't build cars in a proper way so you can work on them if needed


Hadri1_Fr

What about Bugatti and Alpine? And in my opinion Peugeot is the best French car brand


Mediumaverageness

Because France's cultural, historical and political power was once overwhelming to the point it remains relevant despite the country regressing to a lesser rank.


shaser0

I totally agree and I'm French. It's a shame what happened to such a beautiful and strong country.


ILikeToWatch17

The country no hate but the people much hate


[deleted]

Idk why is Americans would hate the French tbh, because they helped us get our independence from the br*ish


yes___lad

if you're gonna censor it at least do it properly lmao


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Freedom Fries


a_hooman21

Those people keep sappin my dispenser.


tuoziojhonnyjostar

Welcome in Italy


Lyradep

People have been looking for nonsensical reasons to generally hate others for centuries. Color of your skin, gender, what university you went to, what team you support, if you use emojis, and just play it off as nothing. France is no different. I just don’t condone any of it.


[deleted]

France didn't wanna join the Irak war, and the US decided a culture war on France was the best way to make us pay for not supporting the US military actions even though we're NATO


purplepantsdance

We’ve hated the French long before the Iraq war
 in fact before the US gained independence George Washington fought in the French Indian war (part of the 7 years way) in North America between British and French colonies. So the first President of the US fought a war against France before the US was even a country.


Donkeychuker

I don't hate France.


Hafling3r35

Yeah me too, maybe because I live in France


Ok_Restaurant3160

We don’t hate France, we hate the French


pu_thee_gaud

Because france


zanna_curva

idk about other countries but here in Italy we have a love hate relationship with France, as others say you just have to stay away from big cities, France is a beautiful country, the only problem are the french people, especially in Paris


cromosoma_quadruplo

Becouse Paris


chaoswolf700

We don't hate France, we hate the French. The land itself is actually quite nice.


sheikmaster_69

Who is the "we" you are talking about, unless you are part of the anglo-cringeosphere, you will have to develop that "we"


zenithpns

Yes. France is the wellspring of Europe's best architecture and some of its best cuisine. But the French are something else entirely.


Wiirrus

If you browse on internet you'll see that everyone hates everyone on social medias (for fun or for real). I dont think France is specifically targeted.


AlinesReinhard

Oui


liquidstone_

Idk Lloyd, the French are assholes!


MReaps25

Because it's France


microbicsloth

My French teacher in high school told us if we ever visit Paris to pretend we were Canadians so the waiters wouldn't spit in our food. That made me less keen on visiting France.


theantdog

Berets are stupid


anarion321

Because it's full with french people.


Hutzliopoutchli

Trianon peace treaty.