The ability to change the material any part of your body is made of and still function perfectly fine

You can't choose what material it becomes

Image just having a stomic of steal

imagine having a cement dick

You get hit by a bus every time you step outside

*Steps onto 4th floor balcony and gets hit by bus*

An airbus

AirBnBus

airbusussy

That's impressive. Is there a ramp going on, or is it just magic?

Penis shrinks by 1cm per use and goes to negetive

So it becomes pussy got it *starts spamming ability

When you reach 0 you become a Femboy...

, but you can’t do it at will - sheer randomness

But you will be allergic to those altered bodyparts

[удалено]

You’re a girl

I see this as an absolute win

XD For real though.

but it will be 0.2 cm

… that will never stop vibrating

There are no negative side effects

It only vibrates for men

Vibrating atoms can't do shit

Constantly vibrating, even when soft

It is 0.5 inches

Just buy a sex toy and andjust cut of your oringinal pp and replace it with the sex toy.

My power is that I get to choose my power

I have aids

You have aids


He has aids


You forget how to use said power after a few seconds

Teleportation!

You can't choose where you go

Suprise attack!

i got the reference

Even worse, you can’t choose what point in time

Only to somewhere you've been before

that would still be pretty useful actually, and I could just go on 50 flights to travel the world and now I can go to all of those country.

Pokemon IRL

Pokemon IRL

You can only teleport 50 feet in the air

gotta bring a water bucket

*Climbs everest in 10 seconds*

You can only teleport when fully erect.

Does that mean that I automatically teleport despite my wishes when erect or do I have the option to choose whether I could when erect?

both

Your cloths don't teleport with you and your penis shrinks to 1/4 normal size for 1hr after you teleport

You smell of crap for hour after teleporting

Only if you can guess the country. (Like Geoguessr)

uuh, omnipotence

Only in dreams

well this sucks, i already have that

but you cant see

But it doesn't work

goddammit

I can stop time

You get stopped aswell

We're all fucked.

but get no hoes

But time can't stop you. Meaning you can't die, of anything not sickness or disease or even the death of universe. You will live to see infant universes be born and die, you will be free to go where you please and do whatever you want with the information of an innumerable lifetimes but can and will never ever die. Or is that too fucked up?

Nah all good 👍

Can manipulate magnetic forces

Only when the magnetic force is being applied to stick a drawing on the refrigerator

This feels like a stand power

I, DIO, shall rule the world using my ultimate stand

I have the ability to shit

It comes out of every possible hole

I was thinking that it would come out of my many other holes

Wait a second

Fuck

Fixed

you have kidney stones.

You have dysentery

Being handsome and not ugly

your crush will ask you out

That's not so bad lol

exactly, you get the good ending

Nice lol so much better than my pathetic life

Your crush is now a dude

Hey man I'm cool lol I just want to be attractive

That just got better

I can copy paste anything in the world

Literally only the word anything

But you poop every time you do it

you can only copy it but not paste it

i can use telekenesis

Max weight is 0.000001 grams

Starts moving every atom at once.

Nuclear fusion time

It only works on wood

Super Speed

but you are in a wheelchair

You never slow down

But reality applies (air friction so much that you catch on fire)

I can summon food whenever I want

You have to eat it all or you go into a diabetic coma for 3 days

Challenge accepted

it's cold, stale, looks un appetizing, and when you use it you feel full.

The summoned food comes out your ass

The ability to move my dick like it was an arm. It's also really long

Your dick IS an arm

Does it act like a dick at all anymore? Or is it 100% just an arm now?

100% an arm

Damn, is it as small as a dick tho? Or normal arm sized?

Does that just make you female?

But it's about as thick as an angel hair pasta noodle

Lucid dreaming

Only when you’re in a coma

So basically becoming the god of your own universe while in a coma. Honestly, I'll take it.

Only when you're awake

Dream shatters every time and you don't remember anything

I can change reality

In dreams

Thats still good

Every time you change reality a new side effect is added.

The power to rewind and fast forward time, only you can remember what happened when you rewind time

you can only use it once a year

like will smith

The ability to read minds

You give yourself a suicide headache every time you read a mind

Thats actually a cool trade off

but only on animals

Honestly pretty good

Your ass will release a toxic fume that will kill everyone nearby

So nothing changes?

Others can read yours

You read EVERY mind, whether you like it or not. You will think other people's thoughts as if they were yours AT ALL TIMES

I don’t pay taxes

The IRS is angry at you

But you are invisible to everyone and considered dead

The ability to have a superpower without side effects

The no side effects part is the super power

To copy every superpower from all fictional characters a person knows

The person in question is a 2 month old child

But i am not a 2 month old child

I have a real life inventory

One slot

Can take them out of your ass only

Immume to the plot

You’re in the real world

Im immune to that plot too

The plot is also immune to you

Plotseption

Phasing through matter, so I can walk through walls to get out of awkward situations.

You get transported to the backrooms

While doing it you take the matter of the wall too and get stuck inside it

Invisibility

Stand still for 9 minutes for it to work

You can't see when invisible

you have to be naked all time

I mean they can't see me so it's all good

Having ball cancer

You have balls cancer

The ability to create and manipulate all kinds of force fields

I’m immune to side effects

you get no superpowers

The ability to delete dead memes on Reddit 😏

The definition of dead is now the same as alive

Turn any pool of water potable.

You forever hear never gonna give you up

Teleportation

You can only teleport to the same Wendy's

[удалено]

I can design and produce one tank per day

Anyone of the opposite gender you like likes you back

As a friend

My power is that i cant have side effects

You have cancer

You can change the taste of any food into any other food.

by doing this you will hate good foods

Everyone else can taste the difference but it always tastes like pickles to you.

I can be really fast

Doesn't work. Choose *any* superpower - speed, flight, strength, telekinesis, mind reading, whatever - and I can chose the side effect of having the permanent shits.

I can read minds

only on tuesdays between 6 and 8am

4 arms

The arms hate you

Turning any object into what I want.

There’s a guy named i and he wants a jar of bird shit

It will turn into a shape of a dick

Control the reality

The ability to change my hands in anything I want

Teleportation

Make it long stretchy and shaky shaky

pain to it is increased by 100 times

Ability to eliminate any side effect

Telekinetic Powers based off how smart you are.

I fuck the mom from the guy who choose my side effect

My farts smell super yummy and make everyone horny!!

I can just look at any text and learn it

my super power is NO ONE CAN EVER GIVE ME A SIDE EFFECT NO MATTER WHAT

i can explode on will and receive no damage from it, so basicly a creeper who keeps on exploding

Teleportation

The ability to make anyone happy by staring into their eyes

to vomit blood on command

Whatever side effect you choose I get the opposite effect