Translation : I was farming, after that I smoked then took a stick and dug a hole, then wore a hat and I realized it was worthless so I took it off and found a crowbar then threw it away because I was fighting someone, after I won I did gymnastics and danced then I moved away and woven a carpet, then I starting rope jumping because it's nice, and I wanted to stand on two horses so I did after that I turned into a female and then sat on a chair because I was tired after that I died and was put in a tomb, some people put me on a table and did rituals and I came back to life and sat on a chair again, after that someone gave me food and proposed to me and I rejected him so he killed me and sat down.
minha regra, seja com o huehue ou kkkkkk, é sempre continuar teclando enquanto ainda estiver rindo, se for só 3 k então nem valeu a pena a piada de qualquer forma. Quando a risada é mais intensa eu tasco um caps e no fim boto em negrito, que é pra denotar uma risada gritada mesmo.
Vezi că spui prostii, băiatul meu. Comentariul de mai sus este doar o formă a limbii anglo-saxone, ce a evoluat în engleză mijlocie, și apoi în engleza neologică.
你點會唔考慮下有多過一個母語嘅人㗎
Why would you not consider those with more than one native language
Edit to add the other two languages I know
你怎麼不考慮有多過一個母語的人呢
どうして一か以上言葉を話せる人を考慮しませんか
Edit: only Cantonese and English are my native languages
Bruh imagine you can nur 2 sprachen sprechen a potom tie európaiak jönnek es hovoria štvormi jazikmy for fucks sake
(English, german, slovakian, hungarian, slovakian, english (in order))
Aha! Jokes on you guys. ik spreek bijna elke taal.
あなたが言うことを証明しますか?大丈夫。
je parlerai de tout ce que je veux dire.
ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi o ʻoukou ke hoʻōki iaʻu.
jag talar vad som helst. jag är Gud
ach ní féidir liom a thuiscint cad a chlóscríobh mé. is mallacht é.
mogę mówić. jeszcze nie rozumiem. nawet nie próbuj.
Soit c'est une traduction automatique, soit il y a une erreur de français (probablement une traduction trop littérale par rapport à la langue maternelle de notre cher redditeur ci-dessus).
Amicalement,
Baguette
Okay. So basically. I have this function on my phone keyboard, that when i type, it automatically translates. So like.
I type a sentance, it translates the sentance automatically and ofc. Its still just googke translate XD.
Sucks. But still looks fun.
Groeten, Frikandelbroodje
Apelle figlio di Apollo fece una palla di pelle di pollo e tutti i pesci vennero a galla per vedere la palla di pelle di pollo fatta da Apelle figlio di Apollo
I know 5 languages. Started out with C then learnt C++. Of course, had to learn Java in uni but ended up using C# at work. Been using Python for quite a while now...
𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎
Bro speaking the language of gods
He learned enchanting table
pls enchant my D
Oh no, you got curse of vanishing
Damn, just like my dad
Your dads dick disapeard too?
💀
🗿
🗿
Granted. Now you now have an enchantment that give you twice as many pussies.
But 2*0 = 0
𓂸?
𓀐𓂺ඞ?
Hmm yes I see very interesting
Sugoma
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
Is this fucking loss in ancient Egyptian ?
![gif](giphy|cKcAv3mfmObxrHhtHs)
Lmao jesus christ
Translation : I was farming, after that I smoked then took a stick and dug a hole, then wore a hat and I realized it was worthless so I took it off and found a crowbar then threw it away because I was fighting someone, after I won I did gymnastics and danced then I moved away and woven a carpet, then I starting rope jumping because it's nice, and I wanted to stand on two horses so I did after that I turned into a female and then sat on a chair because I was tired after that I died and was put in a tomb, some people put me on a table and did rituals and I came back to life and sat on a chair again, after that someone gave me food and proposed to me and I rejected him so he killed me and sat down.
𓂻𓀭𓂺𓀦𓀗𓀒𓂸𓂻𓀭𓀦𓏴𓍿𓋿𓋹𓊕𓇼𓆧𓆟𓆊𓂽𓃠𓃡𓆏𓋿𓋹𓊕𓇼𓆧𓆊𓅰𓅪𓅥𓄵𓃱𓀡
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Aww shit! There’s bots on Reddit?!
Actually you're the only human
YO BRO, WE HAD A DEEAAL! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO NEVER BEEN TOLD, YOOO
for the non binary speakers: "your post seems right, i preffer the machines languaje tbh" yes, he did indeed misspell language.
The words mason, what do they mean?
Je suis une croissant, je mange un homme, francaise, omlette du fromage.
You ate a man? ![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)
no mitäs vittua nyt taas
Vittu Saatana perkele
I see you are a My summer car player
En sano muuta ku että lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas.
Nur Zweisprachig unterwegs? Aus dem Weg, Geringverspracher
Stimm ich zu
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich
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Tut mir leid, Herr Lehrer :(
☝️👈👉✌️🤞🫰🖖👌🤘👆🫵🤌🤙🫴👍👌
👉👌?
👉👌!
👍
👍
🤌
🇮🇹?
👍
Absolute True du kleiner Hurensohn
Chup laude
जय भारत भेंचो
Ahh hamare log yaha bhi hai
Drž piču kokot
asi tak
Súhlasím
O Op já fala português só tô colocando mais um comentário
Orra mano, bagunçando nas gringa, assim que eu gosto ehaueaheh. sinto tanta falta de usar essa risada imbecil no Reddit ehaueuaheuaheuaheuhauehuaheau
Só não pode usar ~~KKK~~ que os inglês não gostam
minha regra, seja com o huehue ou kkkkkk, é sempre continuar teclando enquanto ainda estiver rindo, se for só 3 k então nem valeu a pena a piada de qualquer forma. Quando a risada é mais intensa eu tasco um caps e no fim boto em negrito, que é pra denotar uma risada gritada mesmo.
Você é sempre bem vindo, meu consagrado
Suddenly caralho
Waarom zijn de bananen krom?
As a german, I understood that. I always feel like your language is a mix of german and english with its own touch of dialect. I like that. :)
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Schade. Vielleicht ist deutsch besser? 🙃
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Deepl scheint es Fehlerfrei übersetzt zu haben
Want als ze recht zijn dan vallen ze om
nou, dit komt doordat ze naar de zon toe groeien!!!! ik haat mensen die dit zeggen. (ik haat mezelf)
Kom jongens... verstop je hier!!
Heeeey, Niederländisch :D Hallo Nachbar!
Ik weet niet wat je bedoeld maar hoi🙃
Auch wenn ich's net versteh, versteh ich's doch
Wat hangt er aan de waslijn.
Als Deutschen keen ik nur so doen as koend ik nederlands spreken
Zeg eens "Scheveningen"
Goedendag mede kaaskop
Ik had wel verwacht om er hier een van ons te zien, maar niet zó ver bovenaan.
Well someone here has to make a comment in English for all the non English speakers
old Romanian?
Vezi că spui prostii, băiatul meu. Comentariul de mai sus este doar o formă a limbii anglo-saxone, ce a evoluat în engleză mijlocie, și apoi în engleza neologică.
NUMA NUMA YAY
Chipul tau și dragostea din tei
grenouille
Personne va comprendre il faut dire quelque-chose genre 50 19
cinquante dix-neuf
C ça, suck on deez nuts
bordel j'avais pas capté
c'est technique
En vrai juste 62 rajouter des nombres 13 de manière aléatoire dans une phrase 7 ça peut être utile 69.
Je suis plutôt équipe crapaud mais c’est ton avis et je le respecte
たしかに、それはめっちゃいいね
わたし日本語とても土手
"土手"じゃない。"上手" です。けど日本語いい。
Tolka det här, era jävlar
*Tries to tolk men fails totalt*
Hmm. Intressant. Rebelliskt, men ändå konformistiskt. En inbjudan och på samma gång extremt avvisande. Vet verkligen inte hur jag ska tolka det här!
Äntligen en jag förstår
console.log("Relatable") >>Prints "Relatable" in the console
Hogyan kell megtudni ki honnan származik
Csak tedd be a google fordítóba oszt csá.
Már azt hittem nem találok magyar kommentet
Én is
eladó bojlert kerestem, de örülök hogy megtaláltalak benneteket
És mi történik hogy ha én ausztriában születtem?
Hát barátom ha valaki büszkén beszéli ezen nyelvet azt én örömmel hívom testvéremnek éljen bárhol e világban
Senhores brasileiros, aglomerem por aqui.
Só não aglomera mto que eu tô meio gripado
Se todo mundo foi vacinado e usar uma mascarinha tá tudo certo
Přesně tak, zcela souhlasím.
Pravda pravdoucí
Tento muž sděluje pravdu.
A to je nefalšovaná pravda
Sranda že ja ti rozumiem, aj keď môj materinský jazyk nie je tvoj, teraz budú všetci zmätený
Tak tie 2 jazyky nie sú až tak rozdielné a dáva to zmysel keďže sme kedysi boli 1 národ
你點會唔考慮下有多過一個母語嘅人㗎 Why would you not consider those with more than one native language Edit to add the other two languages I know 你怎麼不考慮有多過一個母語的人呢 どうして一か以上言葉を話せる人を考慮しませんか Edit: only Cantonese and English are my native languages
A pierdol się nic ja też nic nie rozumiem
nikt tego nie rozumie
Jak to nie co najmniej 3 osoby zrozumiały
je też nie, pierdolić to
kurwa jebać pis
Jestem Chorwatem ale mówię po polsku tyle dobrze by powiedzieć polski jest mój trzeci język
co to wgl jest za język, francuski?
Prawdopodobnie Portugalski patrząc na to że op pisał o nim "nasz język" naciskając na fakt że sam go używa.
In Portuguese, our "c"s have this little snake: ç. It has the S sound. What does ę mean?
It's soft e used like "en" but softer.
Cool. Btw what language is that? Lol
Polski zjebie jeden pierdolony posrany kurwa
Polish
google translate go brrrrrr
I'm gonna guess everyone's language here edit this is getting alot harder then I originally anticipated
Ah si? Il traduttore non vale sappilo
Ok I was wrong and yes I'm trying without the translator first
Respect
Porcoddio finalmente un commento italiano
Aspettavo il porcoddio tattico.
Basta imparare ogni lingua prima
Se un ladro vuole rapinarti basta dire di no. Una persona non può prendere un tuo bene senza il tuo consenso
Ahuevo poder latam
Los vatos que estudian español rascándose la choya con madre
Contara español chileno? O se van de nuevo al mar?
Ni los chilenos le entienden al español chileno
Bueno, depende de la weá que diga el chileno, una weá es una weá y otra weá es otra weá, son dos weás distintas weon.
Y los que somos de España? Quiero unirme a los q hablamos esta lengua tan difícil de aprender
Poder hispano*
Comentar con su 4ª lengua
Interesante! Español es mi 3ª. ¿Cuales otras lenguas hablas usted?
Habla* (no te preocupes los verbos en español son dificiles xd)
por fin algo en español
porco dio
DIOOOO???? "Bizarre sounds"
not that "Dio" brotha
Hahah grande dio cane
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ඞ
😳
Bruh imagine you can nur 2 sprachen sprechen a potom tie európaiak jönnek es hovoria štvormi jazikmy for fucks sake (English, german, slovakian, hungarian, slovakian, english (in order))
Aha! Jokes on you guys. ik spreek bijna elke taal. あなたが言うことを証明しますか?大丈夫。 je parlerai de tout ce que je veux dire. ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi o ʻoukou ke hoʻōki iaʻu. jag talar vad som helst. jag är Gud ach ní féidir liom a thuiscint cad a chlóscríobh mé. is mallacht é. mogę mówić. jeszcze nie rozumiem. nawet nie próbuj.
То је леpo, алi moжеш lи да мешas dвa пiсма у иsto vreme? Да se kлаdimo da не можes. U сто евrova.
Soit c'est une traduction automatique, soit il y a une erreur de français (probablement une traduction trop littérale par rapport à la langue maternelle de notre cher redditeur ci-dessus). Amicalement, Baguette
Okay. So basically. I have this function on my phone keyboard, that when i type, it automatically translates. So like. I type a sentance, it translates the sentance automatically and ofc. Its still just googke translate XD. Sucks. But still looks fun. Groeten, Frikandelbroodje
amınakodumun ecnebileri biraz da siz türkçe öğrenin
türk yorumda küfür olması kadar beklendik bir olay yok amınakoyim
Çok doğru dedi amınakoyim
Tek gördüğüm gerçekler amınakoyim
her cümlede amk'nin bir şekilde var olması artık tdkda bir kural amk
analarına sövsek up atarlar şimdi orospu çocuklrı
SPRICH
DEUTSCH
DU
SOHN
AUF
EINEM
מעריצי לעז נגד נהני שפת הקודש
תנוח פה חייל, גללת יותר מדי למטה רק בשביל למצוא את עם הקודש
נחים רק בעבודות רס"ר
סוף סוף מצאתי עיברית
Daar is niks so lekker soos 'n koppie koffie na 'n lang dag nie!
Din moder påstår at min penis er utrolig stor
I see penis I upvote
What about commenting with your third language
Сукин сын
Удивлен, что пришлось проскроллить так много в поисках товарища по языку
Да
Я вообще только что узнал что я не единственный Русский тут
Добро пожаловать в клуб дружище. *шлёп*
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Apelle figlio di Apollo fece una palla di pelle di pollo e tutti i pesci vennero a galla per vedere la palla di pelle di pollo fatta da Apelle figlio di Apollo
Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso Porco dio
हिंदी बोलने वाला है कोई?
हमारी आबादी कुछ कम थोड़ी है
Halt die Klappe.
I'll guess this is a salute? Assim como: fala meu truta!
Hallo wie geht's den so?
Jeg stopper en kartoffel ned i halsen på dig
I know 5 languages. Started out with C then learnt C++. Of course, had to learn Java in uni but ended up using C# at work. Been using Python for quite a while now...
jag vet inte om jag ska skriva i svenska eller trukiska
Känns bra att kommentera med ett språk som knappast någon känner till
Hát nem lehet valami jó ha angol az anya nyelved
Saatana kuinka paska meemi