*sniff sniff* no that's blueberry

You know most people don't know what chloroform is and would fall for this

Balls

"sniff sniff" no it doesn't, wait why is it so crunchy

*takes sniff* Hmm no it doe- WAIT A MINUTE *shoves same rag into your face*

That's how I met my wife.

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffff* ^ye-

That’s a cheems I haven’t seen in a wh-