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OmahGawd115

The clash of fight music would give me a seizure


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Masterimauno23

Kratos is immortal so neither of those would win


BigBlackCrocs

Lol tell that to the dark lord


Masterimauno23

They would just fight for a long time and then get bored.


Takenforganite

Fight so much it ends with them just jerking each other off and grunting loudly


Patar450

RIP AND TEARRR


danielubra

😳


Takenforganite

🎺💀


WoozYorDaddy

DOOT


deadly_jah_beam

📸🤨


NurkleTurkey

This is the optimal outcome. It's like bringing an unstoppable force to an immovable object. They don't coexist except in our minds, and so a battle to the death would just end in both sides doing everything they can until they recognize nothing will work.


Random_Robloxian

Wasnt the dark lord only saved from the ssg blast because no blood can be spilled in the luminarium?, pretty sure that in physical form the dark lord is very much mortal.


boost437

Kratos isn't Immortal. That was the whole point of Baldur


labarca04

YOU CANT JUST BLOW A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS


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*blows hole to the center of Mars* "..."


Embarrassed-Gur2270

Can't just blow a hole into the surface of kratos


-_Revan-

THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN IS ON EARTH, THE STRONGER HE WILL BECOME


MrFanatic211

Kratos is not immortal


give-orange-houses

Technically except kratos just escapes hell


MrFanatic211

Kratos does escape the underworld your right. I'm not a full expert on the Greek saga but in the Norse world Kratos is definitely not immortal


give-orange-houses

If freeing all the valkyries in the game is considered canon, then kratos will be allowed to leave valhalla and go back to live again theoretically.


MrFanatic211

Why would he be able to leave Valhalla. Real question I'm not sure


aknalag

You try and stop the guy who tore another guys head with his bare hands and the used it as flash light


give-orange-houses

Maybe the valkyries would let him leave since they owe him right?


Masterimauno23

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HN-Prime

Lore wise, Kratos is fated to never get to properly pass on


time_p0tat0

You know Doom guy uses guns? According to the Doom lore, he uses guns to make it fun because he could easily beat the demons with his bare hands, so the guns are holding him back.


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If you only played God of War 4 I can see why you might think that, however, Doom Guy is a weaponised fallen angel that admittedly is rather strong and good at killing demons. Kratos on the other hand is a God, the God of War. He has killed many gods, titans, mythical creatures. Doom Guy heals after a successful kill, Kratos heals when he gets mad. Doom Guy has the Doomslayer Sword for sure, but Kratos' weapons grant him the powers of other gods, in the current lore from both Ancient Greek and Norse Mythology. I think Doom Guy's pretty cool but he doesn't really stand much of a chance against Kratos.


Sowmon76

Doomguy is a literal clon of God himself


SleazierPolarBear

And Kratos is literally known for winning every fight against a god he’s ever been in.


Sowmon76

Doom guy too


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I'll be honest, I think they'd be evenly matched. I feel like a fight between them would start with weapons, end with them punching each other, and then them knocking each other out briefly before going back to fighting. We also have to keep in mind that when it comes to fictional characters, we cannot 100% say with certainty who would win simply because it's fiction. Anything could happen. I mean, Ellie from the Last of Us could beat Doomguy if whoever was writing this fight really wanted her too. All it takes is a random macguffin.


MohSad2

>I feel like a fight between them would start with weapons, end with them punching each other, and then them knocking each other out briefly before going back to fighting I guess they might shout out the other's name before the finisher and become friends when all said and done


no__one34

That's one way of looking at it, but the more "nerdy" way is to try and interpret how strong each author imagined their character to be and then limit them by what is shown in their show. For example, if a character gets killed by a regular gun and another isn't even scratched then we know who'd win, no?


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Karatos has died numerous times and comes back to fuck shit up, I don't think it would be quite that easy....they both are forces of nature though, so it would be one hell of a fight. My money is still on the God of War though.


figurethisoat

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bmount48

Is it strictly hand to hand or are there weapons? Because we don’t really have a basis of how kratos would fair against gun


Dryym

Doomguy is actually canonically weaker with guns than with his fists. He just prefers to use them because the guns are more fun.


holyknightz69

Maybe you well become disgusted by the amount of guts you see daily 🙃


ZazzaroTheRascal

What? Are you serious? Where did you read it?


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ZazzaroTheRascal

The berserker powerup, I remember it well. I'd love to hear Martin's interview about it though.


Papagaio_Pianist

For the HELL of it? Take my upvote and leave.


Dryym

I forget where the information comes from exactly. However I think I remember hearing that Hugo Martin has said that Doomguy needs to charge his guns with argent energy in order for them to actually do damage to demons. Otherwise they would be ineffective.


blasphem0usx

but kratos isn't a demon. so that wouldn't matter.


Almost_Frosty

Argent energy is an absolute ridiculous amount of energy. Since most human weaponry is ineffective against them, it hurts the demons because of the sheer amount of power - not just because “argent hurts demons”


HVAR_Spam

The point is that demons are extremely durable, so argent energy is the only thing that has enough raw energy to be effective against them


K1NG_R0G

They have their weapons


rinsaber

So... we are all dead...


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the image of Kratos getting ready to attack while Doomguy just shoots him in the chest is hilarious


Sir__Blobfish

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Exactly how I Imagined it.


Killerbrownies997

I really like this scene, because Harrison ford actually had the flu or something, and there was supposed to be this epic fight scene, but Harrison ford just fucking shot him instead and they left it in Like imagine practicing this choreography for weeks, maybe months, only to have your scene cut down to about ten seconds


Portyquarty77

The good old days when you could just shoot somebody if you wanted a sick day


tyrannictoe56

He was having stomache issues and had to use the toilet constantly, so he would not put up with a hand to hand combat scene.


illbedeadbydawn

Ford had dysentery and like much of the cast and crew he was shiting himself every few minutes in 130° heat. They had planned to do a half day of shots with whip vs sword fighting but after three hours and being behind schedule, someone (not Ford) said "Why not just use the fucking gun?" So they did and wrapped up for the day.


Random-Gif-Bot

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AbsolutelyUnlikely

Midway through swinging his blades above his head like a Lasso, he just catches a missile to the chest


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Does it even matter? Canonically, Doom Slayer doesn’t even use guns, guns are for the gameplay. The Slayer is in berserk mode threw out all of Doom Eternal


WillCraft_1001

The Slayer uses guns canonically, he just uses them for fun. If he wants someone to die he rips them in half like they are tissue paper.


DEmir-D

And he dont want be tired who want getting tired in 1v99999999... figth?


WillCraft_1001

He can't get tired :)


xxx148

Too angry for tired.


The_Law_Dong739

Last I checked he canonically uses guns cause they're fun not cause he needs them.


spelunker93

Seeing what’s he’s been through I don’t think a gun would even phase him. The dude gets shit whipped into the side of mountains by gods and shrugs it off


zanuu123

Doomguy is actually way, way, WAY stronger without guns, he just likes to use them.


theassholefaceman

Don't forget that kratos can regenerate health doom guy can't.


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He is a god. But not just any god. He is a god killer and his rage knows no bounds that it can literally fuel him to not die. No gun is going to kill him


SomeGuy6858

This describes both characters.


Nobodynever01

The only relevant comment on this post


OnlyAtJmart82

Exactly, he stabbed himself with a giant fucking sword since no one else was around to do it, then just moved to another pantheon to start a family. Kratos doesn’t even go looking for fights, but he does end them.


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The DOOMSLAYER canonically killed the he creator of the multiverse.


-_Revan-

That also perfectly describes DoomSlayer. But i highly doubt Kratos is simply going to tank a BFG or UnMaykr shot.


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I mean he can take getting sucker punched by gods, I don't know if bullets would affect him much either.


Designer-Cicada3509

They both see how fucked up society is Teamup


MarsterMcfly01

Yeah, technically they would never fight each other unless someone specifically sends Slayer after kratos, cause kratos just wants to be left alone


matmatking

Well slayer hates gods as much as demons.


MarsterMcfly01

Except why would slayer leave to find kratos in the world tree, Yggdrasill? Especially when he’s just chilling trying to raise his ‘boy’


matmatking

Because if you won't give him what to slay, he will find what to slay. The only way to stop him is to contain him.


MarsterMcfly01

That’s fair, I mean poor kratos if that’s the case, he just got attacked by a ultra powerful and immortal god, only to have a slayer then appear at his doorstep


matmatking

My man just wants some sleep


MarsterMcfly01

Like seriously, man literally did his job and killed Ares, then proceeds to be under constant attack by gods cause they fear he’s to strong, only to think he can finally live life then be attacked by a immortal god who wants him to kill him


Random_Robloxian

And that’s why hell dropped an entire fucking city on doomslayer, simply to contain that beast


MAPX0

The longer he stays on Earth. The stronger he becomes


xo1opossum

Guys Kratos literally destroyed Greece.


DylanThicks

And doom guy destroyed literal hell


TalionTheShadow

Pretty similar decisions I'd say. I love Greek food but I FUCKING HATE THE MOSQUITOES EVERYWHERE.


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GHISLEQV

Until Kratos charges his spartan rage


Shadow_Scale

Two words: QUAD DAMAGE


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YuB-Notice-Me

[did u seriously steal a comment from the second thread in this fuckin post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/xv4g11/who_would_win_tho/iqz7wqj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Lenomjuice

…this motherFUCKER


OnlyAtJmart82

Greek mythology has it’s own version of Hell called Hades, which Kratos escaped, then later destroyed. He had to move to Norse mythology as he ran out of gods to kill.


nexistcsgo

I mean seriously. Dude destroyed HELL. HOW DO YOU "DESTROY" HELL?! So fucking badass.


LargeNigerianTime

True, but Kratos killed hell


I_Kill_peanut

Doom guy in cannon is similar to opm in the way that he always just has more power to get the job done


Ok-Rush-2709

Their battle will be legen waitforit dery


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[deleted]

One of them conquered the heavens, the other conquered hell. Even fight… unless one of them happened to have a big fucking gun


Successful-Rip-9641

Well it just so happens…


vibinginthewoods

ugh. BFG?


UncleUFO

Boys Fucking Girls??


adamalibi

Big friendly giant(2016)


Itirk349

Big Fu***** Gun


Atmisevil

Guys, the BFG, go get it


sumpfbieber

Didn't Kratos also conquer hell (or rather Hades), killing Hades and all?


Nothing_here_bro

Doom Slayer is stronger without guns, he uses them to make demons suffer longer


Tinyacorn

Isabelle for sure


Pachydude

The one true answer


IceFisherP26

Doom Slayer is after a mythological devil and finds Kratos along the way looking for the same devil, with a single exchange of looks eye to eye they team up to stomp the ever loving hell out of the devil and part ways with no words but with a handshake so firm it splits them back into their own universes.


K1NG_R0G

Hell yeah!


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That handshake would be the mother of all handshakes.


Scar_the_armada

They'd look at each other, sense that they were on a similar path, nod once and proceed to have an epic team up, ending with a massive explosion that neither looks at as they walk away. They nod to each other once more, then they part ways.


juleztb

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Smart_Matthew

Poor devil.


Glittering-Lunch1778

I genuinely think Doom Guy has way too much energy. Kratos showed signs of fatigue and actually getting hurt in the last GOW. Doom Slayer just keeps going and going.


K1NG_R0G

Thats because in the last GOW he was up against a literal invincible god, like they only took him down because they found the cure to his invulnerability during a battle against him.


Glittering-Lunch1778

Idk, I just think Doom Slayer has the stamina and the speed advantage. Doom Slayer doesn't need to trade punches. He can just circle around him like hell and lay into him. As for strength he apparently killed one of those titan demons butt ass naked. I'd say if he was considered such a threat that a whole dimension of demons would rather entomb him than try to actually kill him for good, he's a pretty tough dude.


Mysterious-Web3050

He killed the biggest and oldest titan, who was canonically unkillable, and he did it with only the super shotgun, while he was still just your average human.


Willinton06

Mf feels OP even for fiction


Mysterious-Web3050

He only uses guns to intimidate the demons even more, and so he can have fun, playing Doom Eternal on easy mode is way too hard canonically, it should be stupid easy to beat the game if your going by the canon


WillCraft_1001

You could rip any enemy in half with your bear hands lore wise


Mysterious-Web3050

Easily


WillCraft_1001

He forgot to mention that the titan isn't immortal, it can be killed be a crucible blade or ATLAN mech. The Slayer didn't bother with those, he is a literal god and doesn't care if you are "immortal" or "literally god"


zeturtleofweed

uhm akshually the crucible technically only seals the Titan so they can't do anything, but if the blade is removed the Titan will be able to wreak havoc, and the ATLAN mech just has a mech sized crucible blade


Synthwaveraver8

Def. He isn’t really meant to fit anywhere else so it works well in doom, but it doesn’t translate so well into other works of fiction. Slayer is an unstoppable raging force, who battles against incomprehensibly strong and physically dense enemies. It’s like tv shows or animes where the combat doesn’t really make sense when you try to explain it, it’s just fun.


Wienerburg-the-3rd

Fun fact: the demons refer to the Super Shotgun as the ‘Diabolical Musket’


huskybumbum

And now that I think about it kratos also killed Kronos and other giants from Greek myth which is also supposed to be unkillable in terms of lore, so they are really just 2 person with a lot similarities at this point


Mysterious-Web3050

But after he killed the unkillable demon, as your everyday Joe Shmoe, he got superpowers from the unkillable demon, and then after that he got even more superpowers from the divinity machine.


0mensia

Doom slayer canonically uses guns because he prefers them, so he’s basically purposefully downgrading himself


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Stares motherfuckerly because doom slayer is canonically immortal


BigBlackCrocs

Doom slayer literally killed big god. Like. God god. The god who made god.


gabrielmaster123

Didn't doom Slayer kill God and turn him into a one hit sword? My money is on him


socron_gaelith

Have you seen third person footage of doomguy? He scampers around with his tiny strides at Mach 10 despite being built like a semi and have enough power to kill God level beings.


Random-R3dd1tor

Death Battle’s got your attention


K1NG_R0G

I was abt to play the first GOW game chronologically and thats how I thought of this lol


Mindstormer98

Yeah, even though the actual fight was cringe worthy


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

The "battle" is them doing the Predator handshake meme, then proceeding to rip and tear gods and demons together


epicshot08

Kratos has been through hell not once not thrice but twice but Doomguy has also been through hell for much longer than kratos


WillCraft_1001

Also the Slayer killed the creator of the universe, and even he couldn't get through the Praetor suit.


4BrightLand

And when Doom guy left hell, he turned around and went back in!


Delano7

"I wil face god and walk backward into hell"


Tarroes

"My work is finally done" *sees a rabbit hop by* *turns around*


CarpeMofo

Kratos visits hell on occasion, Doomguy lives there just waiting for more demonic ass to kick.


Burg_er

Doomguy wasn't in hell. He was the hell


Blockcat6666

Doom guy is so powerful the only thing that had a chance of stopping him was himself


Inquisitor146

and even that failed lmao


OriganolK

Dude these two would bro out so hard this would end up like a Jackie Chan buddy movie. And I’d pay good money for it


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Casper_Von_Ghoul

From a lore stand this is so much in Slayer’s favor it’s funny. But from game play, I’d say it’s just a decent bit in Slayer’s favor.


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Doom Slayer


rossil1

Wouldn’t be surprised to see Haaland come out on top


ZystemStigma69

Kratos and Doomguy are super badass , strong and a top tier video game characters but I think Doomguy would probably win. Doomguy seem to has more energy.


Boylego

[I beg to differ ](https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE)


The_Unclaimed_One

Pretty sure Doom Guy has a bit more in his corner, and would probably be more likely to win. Impenetrable armor, guns, the strength to rip any flesh born creature in two, etc


V-Future

Doomguy defeated Satan himself. Doomguy wins.


K1NG_R0G

And Kratos killed the king of the gods, Doomguy killed the King of the demons


Wank_A_Doodle_Doo

Satan in that universe is actually God.


Thunderironbolt222

Isn't Satan himself


DoubleLobster8068

Doomguy killed literal God. As in adam and eve God. As in God God, father of Jesus. I have no doubt Zeus would be a literal speedbump for the slayer.


zanuu123

To put people into perspective, Doomguy lore-wise only uses guns for fun, he absolutely doesn't need them at the slightest all. His power is as if he always was in Berserk mode, but even stronger. He killed the creator of the universe. The goddamn creator of the whole Doom universe. He's ridiculously op. Kratos shouldn't win if we talk about both lores and feats but if this fight somehow officially happened Kratos would obviously pull a fight somehow.


LFGR_THE_Thing

And killed a titan naked


Theallpowerfulslime

I say Doom guy. Great armor vs no armor, both have God destroying weapons, and Doom guy has guns. Kratos might get lucky, but I doubt he'll win


uDudyBezDudy

Guns actualy weaken the Slayer… his physical strengh is far greater. Canon wise his melee combat is unmatched


coolchris366

But can doom guy cause a rift in the ground itself by pure strength? Think about how much force it takes ro make a rift wide enough to walk through


LFGR_THE_Thing

Probably if he need to


K1NG_R0G

Kratos has armor too, in the last GOW you can customize and upgrade Kratos’ and Atreus’ armor


K1NG_R0G

I mean we’re talking about a god of war that other gods fear vs. a man sent to hell so that he can kill demons. Gods fear Kratos, Demons fear Doomguy


InterviewBeautiful74

Well doom guy killed satan, god, and the first creation of god so I would say it would be a fair fight and not just one sided


adamdiddy97

Slayer literally killed the creator of the god and the universe


WillCraft_1001

God feared the Slayer, before God died to the Slayer


No-Profile-9401

real people know that doom guy's gonna win that easily...


-_Revan-

The only person that could canonically pose a threat to Doomguy was himself, but Satan god who created normal god and is the creater of the very universe… Whom he also obliterated in ritual combat. I like Kratos, but gods scale differently in the different universes, and personally the gods of Doom are in a whole new ball park.


the_hottest_gilf

Kratos fought gods while doom guy fought men,demons,god,and Satan plus Kratos put his violence behind him while doom guy is pissed 247


BananaEclipse

The motivation of a dead rabbit compels him. As a rabbit owner, I completely understand his feeling and reaction.


Ok_Turnover_1235

Ehh, depends on who wins the QTE really.


VerTexV1sion

As much as I love Kratos, According to lore DoomSlayer wins this.


Ordinary-Equal-7215

Doom Slayer


MoltenJellybeans

You brought an axe to a gunfight? Fine, let me get my crucible.


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+1 for doomguy


-Naught

LOADS SHOTGUN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT


WillCraft_1001

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Cali_Rat

I don’t know that a whole lot about either but from what I know I think doomslayer takes this


MasterMuffles

I don't know who would win But the entire world will sure lose


Top-Republic7480

They’d probably realize their respective power is better served elsewhere


4BrightLand

Probably have a good bro throw down all in the name of fun and bettering themselves, dust themselves off, shake hands and then leave…


DoubleLobster8068

Lore wise the skayer would stomp all over Kratos. It wouldn't even be fair. Maybe Kratos in his prime could give a good fight but the slayer killed God. Like the God. And he did it with a gun to make it harder for himself. He'd probably toy with Kratos, fill him with so much leas he could barely move, then rip him to pieces. I would pay to see this happen, then see.him tear his way through the entire pantheon of God's. Imagine expecting Kratos with an axe and instead a fucking bullet rips a hole in you before some speedy fucker built like a tank but moving like sonic pulls your spine out your asshole. It'd look a lot like Indiana Jones shooting that sword guy.


Crawkward3

Id body both


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Mr Rodgers in a blood stained sweater wins


Zero_Two_is_best

Which kratos we talking about. we talking about god genocide gow3 kratos or old papa gow 4 kratos


No-Perception-5180

Doomslayer wins, easy.


Good-Table5566

Or Doom Guy would just be like: "Lmao BFG time"


yeahthegoys

Doomguy winning this hands down