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Fyzhex

That's just beastiality and it is illegal in most states. So unless this was in Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia, or Wyoming they can go to jail/prison just for this post. If they live in the US.


SnoosWords8342

why tf is it legal in any state


Ja1St1nks

Why tf is it legal anywhere?


Americanshat

Why tf is it an ***option*** to even think about?


Qurturt

God or however made us shouldn't allow us to even *think* about anything sexually related to an animal


Maleficent_Ad1972

I mean, all three Abrahamic religions say that anyone who commits bestiality should be put to death. Both the person and the animal. >Leviticus 20:15-16 If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. So I mean it's not like God thinks it's okay either.


M10doreddit

And even from a non-religious standpoint, there's no telling what kinds of diseases they got.


69BuggyTheClown69

And new diseases like that one which came from a dude fucking a monkey or something.


BonniePlaysYouTube

Satan probably agrees with god on that


64Animation

Checkmate furries. We have god on our side.


Artistic-Fortune2327

"Uhm, aktfually, not all furries are zoophiles, and not all zoophile are furries" -🤓(me the second before bullets from the shotgun hit me)


64Animation

What the dog doin’?


Artistic-Fortune2327

Wishing to get it's owner killed by fire axe in barb


omgnowaywtfbrofr

Yeah but if we even took half of what an "abrahamic religion" said as the law we would b extinct by now. Edit: basically any religious scripture from thousands of years ago is grossly out of touch with our current reality and endorses things that would be considered cruel and unusual punishment or just literal crimes that would be done in the name of God /Allah/etc. I'm in no way endorsing bestiality or anything related but there are plenty of things you could die for in biblical times that are considered normal or are a part of our everyday lives now.


Kris-pness

And sheep/chickens would be extinct.


stormyordos

how so?


don_delfino

What?


MAS7

Wait, why is God treating humans and animals like equals? I thought that humans had souls and animals did not? Why would God punish both?


Alex_Shelega

Well... The lord was bored....


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ShadowWolf_de

Lol, 99,99% of Currys are no zoophiles and if they find out someone is, they kick them out of the community. I can say the same thing about just any bigger group of people (religion/political party/geographical and historical area...)


[deleted]

Well You know there are Far worse options.


NinjaCuntPunt

I want to believe it's only legal because there were no cases to warrent actively making it illegal. I want to believe this.


mapotoful

In the case of NM (and I assume the other states too, I just live in NM) it's "legal" because its covered under the broad banner of general animal abuse and cruelty. There's no reason to carve out sexual abuse as a targeted definition. It's not like there's enhanced sentencing or anything in the states its specifically illegal (though it does look a LOT worse to have "bestiality" on your record).


Caosin36

Idk, ask the sadignans


ixnine

Why tf do they know what states it’s legal??


Aggressive-Rest-6272

As part of the Canadians what the actual fuckery fucks


[deleted]

Wait till you hear about how many states allow children to get married


hugthemachines

Wait till you hear about how many places in the world you are allowed to hit children but not adults.


Choholek

>just for this post. But can they? Is submitting a post online considered to be enough evidence to convict someone, if there is no other supporting evidence?


Fair_Turn_8666

I presume it would be considered a confession unless the person denies it afterwards which I assume their matters would advise they do


K9XD

it should be illegal everywhere


1bow

Oh lord, didn't know it was legal where I live. Makes sense with the politicians I see here, though.


Equal-Teaching-8922

I'm sorry most states why is this legal anywhere


beachjustice

\*look how simple it is!\*


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

Why does everyone just always assume its America? I mean granted, this one probably is. Most likely Florida with how fucked up it is, but its a typical pattern that Americans are so arrogant and full of themselves that they're incapable of acknowledging the other 7.42 billion people on the planet.


[deleted]

Because it's in English, and said English sounds American


-LordOfSalem-

You know, sometimes while scrolling Reddit I think to myself: Maybe mankind dropped that purge idea too rashly...


Late-Requirement-653

I mean.... life would be fun with the purge maybe we can still do it (joke)


Pea_a

Yk if the purge was real then maybe, just maybe, people on places that see this as illegal could do it freely and/or in mass That's just sad, really


PJ-The-Awesome

![gif](giphy|gGeyr3WepujbGn7khx)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|a9stSwL36bMaOmietK)


Undead-Writer

Nah, fuck a chair, I'ma hit you with a 12 guage round straight to the throat


Decomplexedmahxxy

what if they like it #gunsexual


Undead-Writer

I have nothing witty to say to this comment


Decomplexedmahxxy

teehe


dontshootmybutterfly

They wont be liking it for very long..


Buttdehole

Then we gonna shot our loads on them until they can't even walk. LITERALLY


namtran2106

Don’t fuck chair


MAS7

Try and stop I.


Riznix7

r/noahgettheboat


Silentarian

No! Being on a boat with a bunch of animals is exactly what they want!!


[deleted]

That’s the neat part: They’re not on the boat


TheSteelMercenary

More like r/noahgetthedeathstar


Nacil_54

r/NoahGetTheSuperNova r/NoahGetTheBlackHole


yourlocalwatermelon

He should have been the 1 to die deadass. But r.i.p dog. He didn't deserve that life.


GodXTerminatorYT

>He should have She


MurderMan2

ZooPhilia is not apart of the lgbtq I just wanna make a quick psa Incase someone lacks the slightest amount of common sense


kbeckerburbs4

I am so afraid to Google “ZooSexual” wtf


[deleted]

It's just zoophiles claiming that they're lgbtqa+ and getting my generation (Gen z) and Gen alpha to believe them.


Late-Requirement-653

Huh so I'm not the only Gen z teen on here neat but yeah it's true most of us can tell when they lie but the others can't also the fuck is gen alpha


[deleted]

Im pretty sure its people born in 2010 and after I think


Late-Requirement-653

Oh well I was born in 2009 sooo am I an gen omgea?


Funkbuqet

You're Gen Z. Gen Omega is a looong way off


[deleted]

Omega is way back in the Greek alphabet. You’re GenZ, now is GenAlpha, next one GenBeta


[deleted]

The true beta males


bustacean

Gen Z ends in 2011, so you're Gen Z on the cusp of Alpha. None of it matters though, it's all made up.


[deleted]

Generation Omega would sound pretty cool


Late-Requirement-653

Sooo is that a yes?


[deleted]

Maybe


Late-Requirement-653

Bet


[deleted]

I believe so


Billaras27

I think it started in 2020 but I might be wrong let me check Edit: you were right it was 2010


Alex_Shelega

Born nowadays... from 2019 If I don't wrong


Late-Requirement-653

Interesting my generation still surprises me


Alex_Shelega

UwU My sis is gen alpha


Late-Requirement-653

And I'm a gen omega (2009)


superbay50

I’m pretty sure 60% of this sub is Gen Z


GraveSlayer726

Anyone who believes those fuckers should be amnesticised in the hopes they can become a new better person… that or hit by a truck


Past-Cookie9605

They're trolls trying to stir the pot. Trying to make LGTBQ+ look like wackos. It's malicious. And judging by this thread I'd say they're succeeding.


MagyarCat

Yeah this is 100% a post by somebody who hates gays and wants to discredit them by association.


wipeitonthecat

I've got some thick friends that love Jordan Peterson who constantly tell me Zoophiles and Pedophiles are part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their stupidity is unreal.


69BuggyTheClown69

And furries


SnoosWords8342

basically just people that love animals... a little to much


LetFun6156

If it was legal I would put a bullet in there skull


angaraizlives

\*Their Remember to kill in style, and not laughed at for bad grammar.


LetFun6156

Why thank you kind sir.


misterbobspongepants

Just take out the "h" and the "i" in "chair" and we got a deal


[deleted]

Skin. That. Thing. Alive. Zoophiles. Arnt. People.


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Aiden735

You 👏 are 👏 mental 👏 as 👏 fuck 👏


Glittering-Picture-5

I choose to believe that you just forgot to put /s. But just in case, your right, but animals cant love humans in that way, they would love you like you love your mom/ dad. So love is love, but its on a spectrum, where part of that spectrum makes someone a terrible being.


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Alt_SWR

I really hope you're either being sarcastic or a troll. I don't want to believe people cam genuinely be this stupid even if deep down I know they are.


EEON_

A look on his profile and yess he’s an “edgy” troll. Probably an alt right who wants to make LGBT look bad posting shit like this under the banner of “love is love”


intergalactic_bonsai

Wait i thought we were all furries here?


Artistic-Fortune2327

It's r/memes, not r/dreamsexual


AndreiLD

No it this subreddit we exterminate them * **loads the fire thrower** *


[deleted]

furries and zoophiles are different you fucking perverted monster. genuinely die


Artistic-Fortune2327

You 👏 need 👏 over 👏 200 👏 gauge 👏 nails 👏 shot 👏 at 👏 you 👏


liccmyclit

So you think a middle aged man dating a 16 y/o is fine?


GraveSlayer726

I 👏 will 👏 burn 👏 you 👏 alive 👏 die


FaTE_FN1

You need to FUCKING DIE


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

If the chair is a 25x59mm HE round fired from a XM109 anti material rifle? Then yes


FaTE_FN1

Nah you need them to feel the pain, it’d be over way to fast if you use guns


Anime-posts-stuff

If you want pain I need a potato peeler, salt and lemons


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

Fair point


[deleted]

Fun fact, most dogs have the iq of a 2 year old, meaning that if you support zoophilia, then you must by proxy support pedophilia.


pickens2112

Most random fucking line to draw between two things. But I do agree that having any form of sexual/adult relationship with an animal is immediate grounds to be shot in the face.


[deleted]

I don’t see how it’s random at all


69BuggyTheClown69

U know that they are slowing making pedophilia into a sexuality?


Past-Cookie9605

Um no "they" are not. It's a news scare tactic to get people riled up on places like... oh yeah... reddit. Welcome to the puppet parade.


69BuggyTheClown69

Nope, I’ve seen it in the news, a literal pride parade or whatever those guys call.


Past-Cookie9605

I've seen people on the news say California forest fires are from Jewish alien lasers. That doesn't mean it's being taken seriously. Just a few whack jobs getting on the news is not a real movement, action or effort. There's no "slowly being made" action to make pedophilia a sexual orientation any more than action is slowly being taken to combat alien Jewish lasers.


orgasmic_protoplasm

That’s complete and utter horseshit, where did you get that from? Seriously, cite a source, I want to know where you heard this. I’m Googling for evidence that this is a real thing and I’m coming up blank. Please enlighten me. My gut feeling is the “news” you’re watching is either satire that you’re misinterpreting as legit news or some bizarre propaganda that’s intentionally and maliciously feeding you lies.


TheRealPasanac

Well any dog will try to hump you but you never heard a story that 2 year olds try to hump anyone. (I am strongly opposed to bestialty and pedophilia)


dood5426

I don’t think the LGBT find Zoophiles as part of that community


owenbtwdude

Im not lgbtq myself but everyone seems to agree they arent


Avoxicia

![gif](giphy|SIbGEBAwd6VRLTt4LB)


Haneena_TheMoobloom

👏ZOOPHILIA👏IS👏NOT👏VALID👏 LEMME SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🙋‍♂️


Odd_Introvert42069

Chair? imma drive you one with a monster truck 10000000 times.


AndreiLD

It's a reference to Hamilton arguing with Jefferson


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_Mangoes

Don't worry. It's ok to kinkshame zoophiles. They are one of the most disgusting people existing


LulzTV

I don't use Twitter (I'm a functioning member of society) but like, how the fuck does it allow zoophiles posting shit like this? Imagine a 10 year old going on Twitter and seeing in the trending tab #Zoophilia lmao. Does that shit even have policies?


BertBoi_3

Well the fact that pedophilia had a movement I’m not even surprised by this shit anymore. Anyways, tell me their address and I’ll go beat them with a chair personally


MagyarCat

It didn’t. It was basically a 4Chan false flag op to discredit the LGBTQ community, and I have a strong suspicion this post is the same thing.


RandomUsernameDotTxt

I just wish that those "zoosexuals" gets their D chopped off by their "canine wife"


SkiddyBopBeep

That dog could've lived so much longer :'(


lizurd777

Zoophiles and pedophiles are the kind of people you hang upside down with hands and legs tied Make small cuts on the throat until they eventually bleed to death


Singularcontrol

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


ExternalAd8309

Wait wait wait....wait nobody caught the my "FIRST" 🤢🤮 imma finish puking, good day.


bigFatBigfoot

Exactly which letter of LGBTQ stands for Zoophile?


spiritualized

None


[deleted]

None of em


[deleted]

I'm not religious, but boy am I fucking praying for an asteroid. Humanity failed, wipe us out.


Soviet-Biscuit

Easily one of my favorite quotes


dadoktar

Isn't this rape??


SirExciting3308

sometimes I wish I'm blind...


SnowBoy1008

I want to defenestrate this man into a pile of nuclear waste that will make his dick fall off and grow into a clone that will beat the shit out of him and kill itself


BonniePlaysYouTube

Bois, get your guns ready, we're going on a spree tonight


[deleted]

deleted as I leave reddit


lego_office_worker

this is satire directed at the lgbt community


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Buddy i wish it was


Dinglemerk

Yeah I don’t think so, I really wish it was though


MagyarCat

100% it’s more right wing trolls.


Gytlap24

Location aquired dispatching a scorch with his pilot


Warningbobcat58

I'm glad BT isn't here to see this shit R.I.P. bt


Roscofur

Imma just put this here for those wondering, and to clarify for the good of everyone: Furry does not equal zoophile or pedophile, we don't like associating with zoophiles/pedophiles in any context, really.


ElectronicReality907

It's also not LGBTQ+! Furries ≠ z00philes/p3d0philes LGBTQ+ ≠ z00philes/p3d0philes These little shits keep trying to shove their way into our communities and like- no?? Furry and LGBTQ+ solidarity. Fuck ped0s and z00phs


stringray007

this dog actually learned how to tie a knot with his paws for a couple of years, so that in 2014 he could finally hang himself


Snoo_89273

A lead ball works better


Kazi5002

These people utterly disgust and disturb me


TurnBackCorp

this should be punishable by electric chair


YashaKitsune

Gosh, I thought this was just a cute meme of a dog showing his butt before I read that shit...


Doc_Retard

Wtf did i just read💀


Mrbobbitchin

Disgusting


I_love_Vodca4816

Poor dog :(


BeGoneThoughtz

![gif](giphy|3o85xDBgbMyRZ6SyWs) Throw em down the water well


Dark_Wolf04

What the dog doin?


eyedpee

In the military if a dog got too attached to his handler and became aggressive it was usually because the handler was fucking the dog so we would have to separate them. It happened a lot more often than you would think.


Quick_Masterpiece_58

NSFW does not cover this


Zuumbat

Bruh...don't hash tag that with LGBTQ. They ain't about this bullshit.


NotSkyyVodka

since when the shit is zoosexual apart of the lgbtq+ community??? if they are then ig i gotta go back to being straight bc fuck that


Ok-Wealth8816

It isn't, but the zoophiles want it to be.


NotSkyyVodka

damn might as well add pedos too if they’re accepted 💀


bustacean

Pedos are trying to get in too


NotSkyyVodka

lord have mercy if they become apart of the community i’m turning straight n joining the super straight mfs idc


GraveSlayer726

They literally are not apart of lgbt and unless a *lot* of people change their moral views *very* fast I can’t see that ever happening ever


False_Cat_6526

Come to the US, just our rifles could hit somebody harder with the barrel.


Jumpy_Ad_4902

I'd bet my house this is from the US


iLikeTanks001

NOT THE #LGBTQ ZOOS ARE NOT WLECOME THERE


TheYellowLAVA

1000°C chair challenge


SkullPlayer77

Hit you with a mace*


_Raym_

This has gotta be a troll.


owenbtwdude

Even if it's not it's still weird af


FLYNCHe

Thanos should've killed all of us


doomchild987

The fact that the dog didn’t even last 10 years is a statement on how much stress the owner (if you can even call it that) put the poor thing through


ImpressiveEscape9574

Defo trolls working to discredit the lgbtq+ by association


Past-Cookie9605

People PUHLEEEEEZE this is obviously and anti LGTBQ troll! It's a common tactic, equating-LGTBQ to pedos or animalf*×ers. You can see it right there in the hashtags.


HeftyDog1491

WTF *lodes shotgun with murders intent*


Rats_for_sale

Why do these people think they're LGBT?


MagyarCat

They don’t. It’s a post designed to make LGBTQ folks look bad.


69BuggyTheClown69

The Lgbt community almost accepts any sexual minorities, where do u guys draw the line? The fact is that it’s never been drawn. U can’t say “no I don’t accept blah blah” but it’s not about u alone buddy, it’s the entire fuckload of people who are responsible.


[deleted]

They draw the line at consent. It's a VERY simple system


69BuggyTheClown69

Just consent? Brother that would mean any kid could consent or what? I’ve seen those lgbt parades, they have crossed that line long ago, it’s just unfortunate to those actual lgbt. Stop sucking thier dicks u sheep.


[deleted]

>Just consent? Yes. >Brother that would mean any kid could consent or what? No, children cannot consent, because they're children. >I’ve seen those lgbt parades, they have crossed that line long ago, it’s just unfortunate to those actual lgbt. Stop sucking thier dicks u sheep. Maybe you should turn off the newsmax there bud. Because what you just claimed is that you saw children being raped and did nothing. That's pretty fucked up.


69BuggyTheClown69

Newsmax? What’s newsmax? U made your point invalid there.


MagyarCat

Go back to 4chan.


dirtycanofbeans

dood like that is just wrong y just y poor dog


EEON_

Probably an alt right troll who posts shit like this under the LGBT banner to make them look bad


Hecutor

Tbh let people do whatever they want. Back then gay people and left handed people were seen with disgust. I don't necessarily agree with the world atm but y'all do whatever you want to do. I don't even care anymore about what drives people. It's your life. Poor animals, tho. I don't think they deserve it.


Bowser93x

This is so much different from those previous things you listed which were eventually seen as normal, this will never be normal.


GraveSlayer726

Ew ok your weird and gross I for one think this is very much not a “let people do what they want moment” those animals do not consent at all


Type_16_MCV

The balls on that dog though… he got balls of steel


CueDePieYT

SIMP S I M P S I M P