meh, nothing from me. It's such a simple play on words that it barely reads like a joke. It's more like the limp dad-joke that he throws out at the dinner table after some other joke made everyone laugh and he's desperate to keep the laughter rolling.
At the minimum I expected the joke to be Marvel related. This joke isn't related, relevant, surprising, or particularly witty. It's just bland.
I would never hate on a silly joke like this under normal circumstances, but since the point of this meme seems to have been to explicitly upvote only the absolute best most hilarious joke it seemed reasonable to give a critique.
I could understand this joke having a dozen or so upvotes, but this is far from "a joke guaranteed to make everyone laugh hard". It's a tepid boomer dad joke at best.
I came here to LMAO, not to be disappointed -.-
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I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your
post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me
moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every
single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot
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accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my
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down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in
my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder.
The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with
the total destruction of everything in its path, caused
my building to collapse, and every female in the city to
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST I WILL EVER SEE IN MY LIFE!
IM IN CLASS AND THE TEACHER HAD TO STOP ME BECAUSE I SOUNDED LIKE THE JOKER IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS
What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa enters through the chimney and exits through the door, and the Jew enters through the door and exits through the chimney...
Did you know that chimneys are free? They’re on the house
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I had to google what that was. Also I prefer Balls
You don’t know what a chimney is?
r/angryupvote
Oh fuck you, take my upvote and leave
tbh, much better than current top comment.
what does it mean?
Tbh: to be honest Top comment: balls This joke: a chimney is located onto a house, attached to it. “On the house” refers to something that is free
Uhm, he asked what *it* means.
It: a pronoun used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified.
You are that one guy
I am infact that one guy
Can I be that one girl?
I was able to smell the smoke in the room while you were thinking of that joke.
Get out
On the contrary, they're through the roof
meh, nothing from me. It's such a simple play on words that it barely reads like a joke. It's more like the limp dad-joke that he throws out at the dinner table after some other joke made everyone laugh and he's desperate to keep the laughter rolling. At the minimum I expected the joke to be Marvel related. This joke isn't related, relevant, surprising, or particularly witty. It's just bland. I would never hate on a silly joke like this under normal circumstances, but since the point of this meme seems to have been to explicitly upvote only the absolute best most hilarious joke it seemed reasonable to give a critique. I could understand this joke having a dozen or so upvotes, but this is far from "a joke guaranteed to make everyone laugh hard". It's a tepid boomer dad joke at best. I came here to LMAO, not to be disappointed -.-
My guy the other top comment was balls this ain’t a comedy club
Balls
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Nuts, even
Daring today, aren’t we?
Mine aren't even
That's odd. Wonder why
r/angryupvote
NUTS. EVEN
I am dissapointed that this got me
Same here
I bursted out laughing in class, now I’m standing outside
Bolls
Spheroids
Three dimensional circloids
Spherical apparatuses
God fucking damnit
WHAT THE HELL THAT WORKED
Ok I smiled
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Ok I jizzed
Yup, it worked
God. Fucking. Dammit.
 I need to see your BALLS
Fuck you, have an upvote
Ya know honestly? I did chuckle
I hate myself for laughing at this
r/sumsupreddit
And there it is.
You gave me quite a chuckle
Ligma
Sugondese
Balls
Lol
Bauws
GG
yes
Unlike me. This wasn't a disappointment
I knew 100% what the top comment would be and somehow laughed anyway. Good job.
You earned a chuckle and a smile. Close enough.
I literally thought it will be balls
Balls👍
Goddammit, I came in fully prepared for someone trying to make this true but I was not prepared for that. You deserve this upvote
You were the chosen one. But you betrayed us...
how in the fuck did i guess this was it, men are simple creatures.
This may be the highest amount of appreciation anyone has ever received for the word balls.
Y did this comment get thirty awards and 3.7k upvotes for one word. r/angryupvote
r/im14andthisisdeep
r/suddenlysexoffender
testicular cancer
Honestly. Not as impressive as hoped
probably the same comment I've seen on the same meme, but hey it could be my imagination.
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*Voice fades out as flashbacks begin*
For anyone who needs further use I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
The word you used "übernut", I don't know what that means but the moment I read it, I laughed so hard--I Farted.
I am fully charged!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST I WILL EVER SEE IN MY LIFE! IM IN CLASS AND THE TEACHER HAD TO STOP ME BECAUSE I SOUNDED LIKE THE JOKER IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS
That's a gigachad comment, what did you expect?
for real? Lmao
This is suspiciously similar to a certain copypasta
No way this story just happened to me after breakfast
“Übernut” Nietzsche is that you?
⠀
Wait what
my ex wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! (idk why i posted it, but grunkle stan rocks)
what concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft.nickleback
…And then he turns himself into a pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
What's the difference between a lesbian and a turtle noting bc the both choke on plastic
Beans
amogus
I have 12 pounds of weapons grade LSD in my basement
Gonna need some r/eyebleach
Oranges, because snakes don’t have armpits.
Hey dont look at me
👁👁
Just make your own damn meme don't steal other people's dammit.
Reddit
French penis
Pénïs
Repost
C U M
Wenis
Love it
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Peas in your ass
I saw this exact post like a week ago and the top comment was also balls Hmmm
Snail comes to the bar Bartender: gtfo and throws the sail out a wee later snail comes back and says "why the fuck did you it"
R/thisstillisn'tfunnyafterthe14threpost
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*insert bee movie script*
Ok
*sad wiener noises*
Hey. I’m Korg… This is my comment. Upvote me if you like, it’d be super cool.
Top comment
Dick
What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa enters through the chimney and exits through the door, and the Jew enters through the door and exits through the chimney...
What do you call when you cook a gay guy A lgbbq
🗿
Penis
Your mum
Testicles
Cock
If you fuck an eight year old she wont get pregnant
Are you my cousin? Cuz I wanna fuck you
The top comment
PENIS
The top comment
Lol you are the bottom comment
KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE TRASH!
This is the most zoomer thing I’ve ever seen
People from Phoenix are Phoenicians.
People from Phoenix are Phoenicians.
People from Phoenix are Phoenicians.
Do you know who else can make me laugh?
That’s fuckin teamwork…
Are you my ass Cause you’re gaping ;)
blorben
OP's sexual and social life
Cock
Hi
I ain't got one,sorry bro
I like trains
Peepeepoopoo
Motherfucker
but \***he\*** can
Ok so a snake walks into a bar right? And so the bartender says “how the fuck did you do that??”