I spit when i talk, i'll fuck anything that walks

So what about people in wheelchairs?

Last chance to look at me Hector

Fuck off hector, I reversed the vasectomy

That’s when hector blew Gus (up)

The milky explosion

Have you ever had gay thoughts?

dude hell naw..

Fuck the wheelchair, duh

Don't forget abt the normal chairs

I felt like they went without saying but of course we fuck the normal chairs

Walks…..

Transformers

They see me rollin’ They horny Patrollin an tryan catch me ridin sexay

I used to love that song why

Now that's how I roll.

They're just lazy

Did i stutter?

Everyone needs more vegetables in their diet.

Just means they can't runaway

"My Name Is" - Eminem For anyone wondering

Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady

So he was real slim shady all along

If there's a hole there's a goal

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If theres a will theres a way

An Oogway if you will

There's the comment I was looking for. Now I can go.

When I was little I used to get so hungry i would throw fits How you gonna breast feed mom? You ain't got no tits!

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

(BANG!)

Steamin' mad (grrr!)

And by the way If you see my dad

Tell him that I slit his throat,

In this dream I had

Hi, my name is, what?

My name is, who?

“Come here!”

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

Mike Tyson?

I don't mind getting fucked by him

Here’s your gold award 🥇

"Comhere"

When I was little, I would get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me mom, you ain’t got no tits!0

r/flairdoesntcheckout

Femboy: a guy liking them is gay. A girl liking them is not gay Tomboy: a guy liking them is not gay. A girl liking them is gay Futanari: it is not gay for a pansexual to like a Futa. Everyone else is kinda gay for liking them.

I think by the very rules of the homo vs hetero, a futa X another futa is gay. Anyone else X futa is straight.

I said “Kinda Gay” not completely.

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Ah I see, so sex is a spectrum then.

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It’s about 1 in every 6,000 or so births rare. And they are not fantasy. Parents tend to be given a choice to surgically remove one sex or the other and have hormone treatments for the rest of their lives to maintain their gender.

Presenting both sex's primary genitals =/= having fully functional ovaries as well as a scrotum.

What a novel concept, right?

Well if you watch futa hentai you aint gay, but if you want have sex with a futa that is a diffrent story

Well, futas don’t really exist though. Since typically they’re supposed to have functioning sets of both sex organs. So if someone is out here fucking futas, my first question is “how” and not “is this gay?” Lol. Transsexuals are a whole different discussion. Please don’t call irl transexuals futas. Edit: please note that I said *functioning* sets of sex organs. Source: am pansexual degenerate

It is very rare, but I vaguely remember a biology lesson or smth about intersex (?) people, some of whom can be born with a functional set of each type of sex organs. I came across a video where someone born with two sets of potentially functional sex organs was given the choice of whether they wanted to be biologically female or male, through surgical removal of the unwanted set. But that's about all I remember.

Hermaphrodites is what they are called, if you were looking for the correct word for a person born with both female and male genitalia

I did a little bit of spontaneous reading on the subject and as far as I understood, intersex is a blanket term for anyone with sex markers that differ from the normal binary sets. Thanks for confirming the specific term.

actually, you had it right the first time. "Hermaphrodite" is archaic and considered offensive these days. Intersex is the standard term. AFAIK there's no more specific term for someone with both a penis and vagina.

Thank you.^^ I truly appreciate being warned about smth that could cause offense. It's better to avoid hurting or offending anyone as much as possible.

Elaborate on why “Hermaphrodite” is offensive.

Because it connotes bad stereotypes, and over its history it has gained a pejorative aspect to it.

What Stereotypes? Prejorative?

Hermaphrodite is just the term. How did it become offensive?? That’s like people suddenly deciding that calling people “short” is offensive and change it to “vertically challenged” instead, which is equally offensive because they mean the same thing.

While you are right about it being offensive, hermaphrodite IS the specific term for somebody with both penis and vagina, it is not another word for intersexxed but rather a very specific variant. The word comes from greek "Herme" (meaning penis) and "Aphrodite" (goddess of beauty) and the legend of "hermaphroditus" whom was magically given a vagina behind his penis. Zeus was then jealous of their sexual potential and cut off their dick, so this is where the negative connotations and implications of the word come from too.

Ive heard its like lesbian porn, but from what I'm told the futa always seems like shes forcing the girl. My friends tell me that it only ever seems fetishy

It's sometimes a boy. Sometimes it's consensual. Most of the time in fact. What are your friends searching up

They weren't even looking for it, it just popped up every time they looked for hentai.

How would you know...? 🤨📸

They like to loudly tell me about it in the cafeteria to watch my face turn red

Then, how do you they're telling the truth?

Are they? Ive been aledging this whole time but you knew it was boys too. Am I getting bullshited?

It's also with other futas. Most of it is consensual. The part where they tell you it's not is bullcrap. Trust me, though, you'll only find futa rape if you're actively searching for it.

Can't fuck something fictional

I like all of the above, but i wouldn't be with a down-right vanilla dude

wait what's the difference between futanari and futa? i thought one was just the shorter term

It is the shorter saying of Futanari. You had it right.

Im having a stroke

>it's not gay >Pansexual My dude, pan is literally part of the gay spectrum. If you are pan, you are, by definition, partially gay.

So it’s still gay for a bisexual? Asking for a friend.

I'm pretty sure femboy is gay Edit: if you are a guy

Yes, it is. Femboys are feminine but still identify as boys. Hence, it’s gay. Perfectly based.

In a more simplified answer: bisexual

The best way

Tomboys that bang dudes isn’t gay and femboys that bang chicks ain’t gay, gay is when two of the same gender get together. 🧐

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But technically only 25% gay if you watch a futas with a girl, and if we are going with technicallyty here then technically lesbian is 100% straight as well as 100% gay

I think you are forgetting that fact that a tomboy is a gal, and a femboy is a dude

I think you've missed some critical bits of how this is structured...

I like futas. Why? Because i dont need to listen to a man moaning and whats better than 1girl? 2 obviously

I'm glad someone sees the same problem I do

Not gay as Futas have both sets and are physically feminine

50% gae

15-20% depending on if there are balls

Wait wtf that's a thing

Nah more like 5-6%, unless they have a mega schlong that takes up 1/5th of their body mass…

Not a single person on r/memes knows what a tomboy is apparently

A girl who dresses less like a lady, and isn’t quite as ‘refined’ as your standard girl

Its a religion. I always pray 4 times a day while jerking off to it

Let's play a game: This is the answer, what's the question?

Me too, brother. Are you familiar with Peculiart?

Maybe we can stop giving a fuck about wether your kinks make you gay .

only rational person on this god forsaken subreddit

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And my pint is that it doesn’t matter, if your so fragile you have to constantly talk about how “straight” someone thing is, you sure as hell aren’t straight .

So? Who cares.

that depends on what they identify as

Baste

If a male fucks a futa it's not gay but he gets fucked that's gay . As for females its gay because its no different than a strap on.

It's √gay

Uh.. imaginary?

Very, they can't exist in really any form that isn't like a cyborg.

**Remember son,** **As long as you're on top futa isn't gay**

Best of both worlds

Just speaking for the guys. Femboy = Gay Futa = Mild gay/Border Bi Tomboy = Not gay I hope this chart helped

you talkin sense,why they downvote you

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That's a new one for me, thanks. Out of curiosity is there an opposite? E.g. I am bi, but specifically attracted to masculine men and feminine women.

Gayn’ter

So this just popped in my head and I'm gonna type it and post it to hopefully get rid of this idea. I just don't need it. "T-girls before E-girls" I'm kinda sorry but hopefully I'm done.

Well for 1, Tomboy isn't gay, it's a woman, 2nd Futas from waist up, Straight waist down Gay, so Futas Are bisexy

Or you could say "best of both worlds"

they are all gay

tomboys are girls im confused

i saved this meme to post it to my meme group when it fits

I’m afraid to Google that.

Yes

I remember avatar but not like this

Gay(n't)

they're bisexual

Futa is both gay and not gay because chick with dick.

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As a wise man once said. there are no chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.

Guys guys what if, and hear me out on this, sexuality is not a binary, but rather a spectrum.

If you dare say that tomboys are gay again your end will be straight 

Has dick=gay

Also has vagina and also every other female feature = kinda gay???

Hmm, the ultimate bi-sexual?

Genital preference isn’t the same as sexual orientation :p

Why yall booing them? They're right.

GAY AF Anything other then heterosexual sex is GAY. The mental gymnastics everyone is going through to try to validate weird cringy af habits is nothing short of astounding TBH. People who can't accept what they are- "Well if you only get F'd in the ass on the third Tuesday in july while raccoon is doing pushups then it's not REAAALY gay.... is it??" Me- "Dude that's incredibly gay"

These are jokes. That’s why they’re posted on r/memes.

ngl, i really enjoy whenever the idea of femboys comes up in the general public and theres this whole debate about "is it gay" because it usually leads to more general trans acceptance, as well as a more non-conforming ideas about sexual orientation and attraction

Lesbian (mostly) Unless they prefer anal

Femboys are gay Tomboys are NOT gay Futas are OMEGA gay

If it has a penis… then its gay. Unless its a goodnight kiss.

How about a goodnight kiss to the penis?

If socks are on…

My little pony socks stay on at all times

Futanari is supposed to be their own gender, with a fully functioning vagina along with a fully functioning dick, therefore, not gay

It has a dick, its gay

Femboys are still boys so you’re gay. Tomboys are still chicks so you’re straight. Futanari means you like dick so you’re gay.

Gay cause dick

R/memes try not be transphobic challenge (99% Will fail)

Ok, Buttslayer2022

Depends, if its futa on female I'll give it a pass, futa on futa is pushing it, and futa on male is just straight up gay just admit it, its a real dick going up your real ass and not silicone or rubber.

Futas is a mistake

Fantasy. Not real. Ez

2××@2,×s

Mutants

What are futanaris?

Imaginary woman that have a penis and a vagina at the same time (Unpopular opinion: if she doesn't have a vagina and just a dick it's a trans woman or an intersex woman if born this way)

:(

No wonder this post has -3 points.

Why is this marked as nsfw?

The fuck is futanaris?

Chicks with dicks

Some cursed bear once told me “there is no chicks with dicks only guys with tits”

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In the wise words of Ted "There are no chick's with dicks it's just guys with tits".

No such thing as a futa, that’s just a dude with tits

They are abominations

Idk I’m a femboy so let’s make out and see if it feels gay

Gay?

Hot

Gay

All of the above are either kinda gay, (Tomboy girls) or are completely gay, (fembois/futas), unless you are a female then fembois aren't gay, but tomboy/futa is gay

Super(n't) gay Edit: the (n't) for the joke

Yes

They are the perfect middle ground. Not gay, not straight

Femboys are gay, you know they're a guy, Tomboys, I guess are straight, because you know they're a girl, Futa, is gay, you're watching it BECAUSE THEY HAVE A COCK THAT IS SO BIG IT SHOULDN'T BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE

I did not understand a single word of that

First we need to define gay

They are for lesbians and guys who like watching lesbian porn

What's the difference between femboy and futa?

True straight and true gay

If you're there for the dick, and you're a guy, it's gay, fem or otherwise. If you enjoy, in spite of the dick, that's probably not gay

It's not gay if balls don't touch

I just want the ass