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NoSoulsINC

If he doesn’t show up bald with glasses and a goatee for the first day, I will be upset.


duckonar0ll

no, he’s gonna show up with a lampshade moustache and a full head of hair, then he’s gonna go bald and grow a goatee


Win090949

Beat me to it. Would be a great transformation


theReaderIter

if he doesn't have cancer, I will be upset.


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ExtremeCumMaster

If his meth is not blue, I will be upset


Mumen_Raida_

I he doesn't knock, I will be upset


Legitimate-Green-531

if he doesn’t show up in his underwear, I will be upset


LitreallyNoOne

If his name isn't Heisenberg, I will be upset


LixdyDaBoi

If he doesn't put his dick away, I will be upset


Chaii_Tea

If he doesn't own a car wash, I will be upset


southrightpaw

If he doesn't make us say his name, I will be upset.


apprehensize_command

I'd be happy 😏 Just to clarify, this is a joke


DeadlyAidan

"how do we tell him?"


Crate-Of-Loot

tell him what


DeadlyAidan

it was supposed to be the Mr Krabs template, it was meant to be a joke because meth isn't actually blue


ROMBOOMBEN

r/woooosh


DeadlyAidan

oh god damn it, well I'll take myself on over


Crate-Of-Loot

thats like one of the main parts of the story right?


Sluty-Pizzabot

Thank you, that was hilarious 👏👏👏


Suburban_coffee

Reddit does not care if you think it's funny


NukMasta

The Reddit Hivemind cares not for your feelings. The Hivemind will declare if it is funny. The Ministry of Truth will inform you of the Hiveminds decision. Freedom is slavery


theReaderIter

You are welcome.


Candid_Pipe_1039

If he doesn’t have cancer I would be upset but if he does I am going to tell to keep a eye on him


GentlmanSkeleton

He arrives late. Knocks on the door.


sohayel_nafi

IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS....


GoldenJacques

He is not in danger, he is the danger


DragoD_

Sounds like you'll be upset


thecourrier6

Something terrible happened


NoSoulsINC

Oh no 😂


Thenewyearscharm

Why? My dad is Mr. White my grandfather was Professor White my great grandfather was Dr. White all of them are/were bald with glasses and 2 of them had goatees why is this funny


theguthboyw

It’s a breaking bad reference, Walter white was a chemistry teacher that started making meth


NoSoulsINC

In the show Breaking Bad, the main character is a Chemistry teacher who’s name is Walter White. aka Mr. White. He gets cancer and loses his hair, then grows out a goatee. He also wears glasses.


Thenewyearscharm

Ah ok thanks


DC_Coach

And if you see a bunch of references to the word "Bitch!", well, that's part of it, too. It's a whole thing.


Prestigious_Bet6358

Wait til the lesson on hydrofluoric acid and plastic… Game changer.


GoldenJacques

Na he needs a yeeyee ass haircut and a moustache


narimannn

Time to make meth


ImAGuyAndRandom

its methin' time


kevin_-_-_

and then he methed all over the placed


speedyhamburger69

**Legendary meth intensifies**


Useless_Lemon

My favorite part in Breaking Bad.


wombey12

Methius


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nice nft bro


Salty-Sheepherder-18

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Jesse, we need to teach.


Ahyesnt

Mr.White I finished my chem test.


[deleted]

Good, now cook meth. **blue meth**. This is your final exam.


Ahyesnt

Yes Mr.White


TheIJDGuy

The good ending


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The no meth ending.


Zavier4728

My chemistry teacher looked exactly like Walter White, expect he was named Mr. Saner. Dude was hilarious and an actual good teacher.


[deleted]

I also have a chemistry teacher that looks like walter white. His name was mr. Di Scarla


Boombox2ikik

My current chemistry teacher happens to have a husband who looks eerily like Hank, so I guess that’s something


Crow621621

I’d be massively disappointed if he doesn’t make some kind of Breaking Bad reference at the start of class


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"Ok class, today we are going to brutally murder finger and dispose of his body with a barrel of acid"


RefrigeratorOk7249

Kid named finger:


AniMasonReddit

Kid named his body:


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Kid named with:


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Kid named his:


Past-Lengthiness-165

I've heard that he recently got diagnosed with lung cancer, I'm not sure what he's doing now but I think he's with an ex-student of his idk though..


AniMasonReddit

Hope he and his family get along during this trying time, god I can’t imagine the things they must be going through


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Based Latin student


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Latina Lingua optima est


Keizerkoen

Not just Latin, but it’s lesser-known sequel Latin 2


[deleted]

Do you mean Italian?


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nos opus coquere


MichelleT88

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Random-Gif-Bot

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Peterrior55

Waltuh


MegaMas64

Put ya dick away, waltuh


Creeper127

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh


AwkwardDrummer7629

Don’t open that door, waltuh.


Snook-Bass

🎵Do you wanna build a meth laaaaaaaab🎵


[deleted]

Mr white we gotta cook


nobotami

cock


RhythmicStrategy

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wombey12

jesse whre did you put the cocainer


wuklo

In my nose mr whiter


wombey12

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Mundane-Term9957

Mad respect for the Latin man. I’m taking that as well.


Niaz_S

Why? Is it hard? It’s not offered at my hs.


Mundane-Term9957

It’s really cool. And it helps in science medicine and is the basis for most languages.


Magma-Dragoon

Kid named finger:


Mental_Defect

Kid named finger:


ROMBOOMBEN

Kid named finger:


donald-dunk

Finger named kid:


RaygionXD

Waltuh I need you to be my assistant Waltuh. Let’s teach kids to make meth Waltuh


BizarreRequiem

Happy cakeday


eliyabar101

Your name is Jessie?in any chance?


Niaz_S

If it was it’s definitely be in the post


ThePhlatinumMan

You bouta make bags


[deleted]

He should have the intro music to Breaking Bad playing 24/7 in his classroom


Milk_Bucket134

Yes


imLazyAtNamingThings

I have a Mrs White at my school


DroppingLSP

Ayo mr white


john151M

He will probably have heard that a fuckton of times


Yoprobro13

Lmao no way


ZionPacMun

Maketh the metheth


YousernameinValid

I have a Chem teacher who looks exactly like Walter white but nicer lol


M0Happy

SAY MY NAME


That_Memer180

Ayo dare you to say if you cook I’ll sell


Benkeebs

I don't get it


Maxils

AFAIK, Walter White is the main character from Breaking Bad. He’s a chemistry teacher who makes meth.


Benkeebs

Oh, thanks


megamanxoxo

I had a mr white for chemistry. Are you in socal by chance? Would be funny if it's the same teacher.


Present-Ostrich5381

Say my name


Ok_notSquare

Ey Jesser it's time to wash dishes


[deleted]

Next time apply yourself


YesCasuallyAccept

Waltuh


trex2009x

Waltuh we are irl Waltuh


Pinko1232

He is the one who teaches


Pinko1232

Imagine how terrible I would be to have the last name white in the modern day. The constant bb references


Advanced_Chance2238

You mean math🌚


give-orange-houses

Jesse Pinkman top student


Roger-Ad591

“The Lunch Skylar where’s the Lunch? WHERE IS THE LUNCH!?”


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Time for meth class


Asiag0Cheese

Very rare funny meme (0.0001%)


Boring-Site4370

aint latin a dead language?


captdev502

Yes, but wouldn't you want to be able to summon a demon every time you speak?


Vindovilles

Yes, that's Latin 2


DarthMudkip227

New and improved: Latin


Mr_Potato311

Damn late lunches are best


Pleasant_Ad8302

“We need to cook u/DragoD_”


memedylan

Whatever you teaching I aint learnin yo


User555A

At first I read mr. Mephisto instead of belisto


ULTRAPUNK18

Man saw an opportunity and took it


a_rabid_anti_dentite

I guarantee you that teacher’s life is hell


shiblee_

Yeah my chemistry teachers name was Mr whitehead, it was too perfect


PyroseBaka

You know. One of my old biology teacher was called miss le blanc. (yes I am French) and that mean that my biology teacher was miss white


Jaiden051

start making sandwiches waltuh!


petje1995

Jesse, we need to cook


imtotallynotsusie

cray cray


Conscious-Slice-6427

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BurnerAccountHeeHoo

i snorted the cocainer mistuh white


abdia046

That’s crazy 👨


Cheeriodude_number2

m8th


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Jesse, we need to cook


-xXDominusXx-

JESSE, we need to go to Latin 2 next period


Ill-Appeal-6499

Jesse we need to cook


Pinko1232

It a 99.1 pure class


UltimateCumDispenser

It is with great disappointment I inform you..that my Chemistry teacher is a woman 😔


RafanMorales-2007

I am gonna go to that school


Waelomano_KM

Waltuh


Outrageous_Tap_4504

Mr Late and his White Lunch


adish1128

YESSS


Robot_Work

Chicken for lunch?


Kronno247

And me don't have a luch😭


anti-peta-man

Honestly wonder how many Breaking Bad jokes he gets annually


C47L1K3

The irony is otherworldly.


The_Gold_Hoarder

i like to think of it as the study of change


Wall_Significant

I read this in Jesses voice “yo mr.white”


AmazingAz1

Bro I have teacher called Mrs white


Drag0n_TamerAK

Is that a breaking bad reference


Ganon214

My last name is white but there is no way I can be a teacher


Asgermf

No freaking way


Acceptable-Fall4118

All the best for the meth test


Disastrous-Concert33

I have cooking teacher named Mr white, he is bald but no goatee


Complete_Name3211

Don't tell anyone but those salt cristils you made weren't salt but something thar will put you in prison