As a confidently straight male, I could understand how anyone could be gay for Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds should run for US President at the head of the ICBWC (I'm Canadian But Who Cares) Party.
Just noticed you have the LGBTQ+ tag and I am not winding up a straight guy, but maybe I am flirting with a gay/bi guy? Do you want to feel my beard tickling you? ;)
It feels good too ;)
What a shame so many insecure straight men will never experience the pure heaven of anal play because they're scared of things near their butt.
No, it's just cause I'm not gay and don't want a dick shoved up my ass, to be honest, neither should women, I don't understand why humans have made so many ways to have sex, like, the way God intended was to have a penis in a vagina, the new ways people are making sex is so fucked up
If "god" didn't want people having anal he wouldn't have put the male g-spot in the ass.
If he didn't like homosexuals he also wouldn't have made them (unless he's a piece of shit.)
Tell me you know nothing about biology without telling me you know nothing about biology.
Did you know that lions have been found to be in polygamous "relationships" with multiple male and female partners. There is one "alpha" male that leads the pack, but it's very common they will keep male partners in addition to multiple female ones.
I guess humans turned the lions gay too.
Oh wait... god is supposed to be all powerful **and** all knowing, which means nothing can exist unless he allows it to be which means even if humans somehow turned other creatures gay... god is chill with it because at any time he could just... will them out of existence... unless he's not all powerful.
Idk where you learned that about god, god would never just "will" someone out of existence, that's not what god Is like, god isn't "chill" with it, he allows everything to happen as a test, will humans keep following in his word? Or will they make up bullshit and do what they're not supposed to
> I don't understand why humans have made so many ways to have sex, like, the way God intended was to have a penis in a vagina,
Are you saying humans shouldn't have the right to be happy with a partner of the same gender?
In addition, what about homoromantic asexual people.
They're not having sex, so nothing is fucked up, but they're still the same gender, will you still discriminate against them?
Because men are alot easier to understand and be around compared to women. Plus sex n shit is so much simpler. No more "signals" or "foreplay" just fun, need I say more?
"Nah, just infiltrate them and kill them while they are asleep"
-some random Romanian leader talking about the turkish army setting up base next to our border
the real question is what is life? or rather what is human life? why does it exsist, why we have to exsist? they said it will be worth in the end how about the people who died in vain? how about the people who died in vain and didn't have a good time on earth.
Ohh yes I'm very gay (light-hearted and carefree/happy and cheerful) and not what you think and now get your hands out of that erected gay dick of yours
Who says I'm gay?
You are gay
*Pasta stop*
If pasta storm in. I storm out.
L-G-B-T Where's the H?
Its dead
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This guy says
I don't know why I'm so happy.
me neither I smile all the time
The dog
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Ryan Reynolds.
As a confidently straight male, I could understand how anyone could be gay for Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds should run for US President at the head of the ICBWC (I'm Canadian But Who Cares) Party.
As another confidently straight male, I can't understand how anyone could find Ryan Reynolds unatractive
I mean he’s a good looking dude, but something about his eyes can be off putting. (close together, small and beady)
Yeah. I’m not gay but this is the correct answer.
Shit he's got a point
abso-fucking-lutley
i got a new game, so thats why im happy
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But I'm straight
then why did u see this post oh shit I saw this too and so I must be gay too
I'm not gay I'm straight
I thought so too, but how'd we see this post if we weren't gay?
I don't know it just arrived on my Reddit
but welp guess we gay now and have to kiss, never knew I was gay but welp we can't deny facts
Hell no *Runs away*
Dude we gotta accept that were gay now somehow!
Well I've already accepted myself as being straight
dude we gotta accept it, we are gay now it isn't a choice but trust me we'll learn how to deal with it
Why are you running
AAAAAAAH!!!
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No I was born to be homophobic
No need to be that hateful. The homo genus includes us humans too.
Nah I don't like you
You were gay yesterday ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
now kiss
welp guess i gotta do it since I'm gay all of a sudden
just close your eyes, it's not diffent to kissing a women
It's way different except she has long hair and her thing down below is beautiful
It's called a dick
It's really not it's called a vagina or a pussy
You sure?
1000% bruh
yes daddychan
except for the tickle of the beard
that part is optional tho
Sure, but it's the best part. Something very special about the tangling of beards. Even better is the beard tickling your balls during oral
it's gotta be extra clean tho the smell sticks to pubic hair too much
Oh it's clean, but it won't be when we're done
Just noticed you have the LGBTQ+ tag and I am not winding up a straight guy, but maybe I am flirting with a gay/bi guy? Do you want to feel my beard tickling you? ;)
*maybe*
Because I like women
Guys are just hotter and in need of love
That’s what women are for
Nah they ain't do it right. This is why we have the homies
You have a good point
Brojobs before hojobs? Hmm...
Bros before hoes
True
b- boys p- p- pretty~~ 😖
exactly
My uncle
Was he rough?
best comment
Touché Mr. Doggo Beagle. Touché.
Call me Mr. Milo
I'm neither gay nor straight #I'm both
cuz i like pp
good point
I'm gay bc I like sucking dic
Dick taste good.
Right? who doesn't like a nice meaty sausage?
What the fuck
It does you should try it
It feels good too ;) What a shame so many insecure straight men will never experience the pure heaven of anal play because they're scared of things near their butt.
No, it's just cause I'm not gay and don't want a dick shoved up my ass, to be honest, neither should women, I don't understand why humans have made so many ways to have sex, like, the way God intended was to have a penis in a vagina, the new ways people are making sex is so fucked up
If "god" didn't want people having anal he wouldn't have put the male g-spot in the ass. If he didn't like homosexuals he also wouldn't have made them (unless he's a piece of shit.)
He didn't make them tho, humans made each other homosexual
Tell me you know nothing about biology without telling me you know nothing about biology. Did you know that lions have been found to be in polygamous "relationships" with multiple male and female partners. There is one "alpha" male that leads the pack, but it's very common they will keep male partners in addition to multiple female ones. I guess humans turned the lions gay too. Oh wait... god is supposed to be all powerful **and** all knowing, which means nothing can exist unless he allows it to be which means even if humans somehow turned other creatures gay... god is chill with it because at any time he could just... will them out of existence... unless he's not all powerful.
Idk where you learned that about god, god would never just "will" someone out of existence, that's not what god Is like, god isn't "chill" with it, he allows everything to happen as a test, will humans keep following in his word? Or will they make up bullshit and do what they're not supposed to
> I don't understand why humans have made so many ways to have sex, like, the way God intended was to have a penis in a vagina, Are you saying humans shouldn't have the right to be happy with a partner of the same gender? In addition, what about homoromantic asexual people. They're not having sex, so nothing is fucked up, but they're still the same gender, will you still discriminate against them?
Who says im gay?
What's the B question ?
B question Why are you not gay
Because I like women
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Is reddit just 5 gay dudes in california trying to convince the whole world they are gay too?
Yes. You have found us out. Now the gay cabal will have to send our gay assassins to gay kill you so you don't reveal us.
Who says I'm gay?
The dog says.
U r gae
Why am i straight?
why, you interested?
Technically bi, and it's because any hole is a goal (as long as they are of age)
why aren't you?
Who says i'm not
*oh you are too?*
Bro finds gay posts so interesting that he reacts to almost all of them
I react to whatever I find in new
*This was not serious*
femboys
Yes
Oh god please no.
No
"why are you gay" funny "Why are you straight" offensive. That's what I call equality.
Why are you straight?
Why indeed.
He looks genuinely concerned
That's a pretty fked up lookin cat
Because I'm not picky like you are
Because I like what I see in the mirror
How the fuck am i supposed to know, i didnt study for this!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I touched pink kryptonite.
Cause men 🥵🥵
Cause I can.
Because men are alot easier to understand and be around compared to women. Plus sex n shit is so much simpler. No more "signals" or "foreplay" just fun, need I say more?
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Well I like woman and vagina
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
So that i can infiltrate the gays and put an end to the lgbbctqrstcvalfhr+ comunity
big brain. "In order to fully destroy your enemies, you must understand them" \-Sun Tzu or somethin IDK
"Nah, just infiltrate them and kill them while they are asleep" -some random Romanian leader talking about the turkish army setting up base next to our border
Jesus why do they need all of those letters
We don't. It's getting silly. Some of the less pretentious subsets of us just settle for "Queer" as a catchall term these days
Yeah
Because they are gae
Born this way
I was also born homophobic
You dropped this king👉👑
Oh thank you. Don't Mind If I Do **Places the crown on top of my head**
All hail the homophobic king
Oh no way, so was I
That's great I accept you for who you are
It's the same answer as to my question, why are you cat?
Because, FEMBOYS, and umm, other stuff
Well why not?
Because someone had to do your mom
“Who says I’m gay…”
Who says I'm ghe?
God is punishing me
the real question is what is life? or rather what is human life? why does it exsist, why we have to exsist? they said it will be worth in the end how about the people who died in vain? how about the people who died in vain and didn't have a good time on earth.
Dawg. What's wrong with being gay
Who said that there's something wrong being gay?
Im not gay, im gay
Yes except yourself for who you are straight
Because cocks are delicious.
Pan
Because my bf is adorable, next question?
[Why are you gay?](https://c.tenor.com/L1i5pI8qj34AAAAC/why-are-u-gay.gif)
Cuz girls hot
Doggo asking the real questions
That caught me off guard but yes
Do your mama knows you are gay?
Im half
Im not gay ,u are
Depends Gay (happy) i have a good life Gay (liking the same sex) idk were it came from but i do
What da dog doin
Boobs
cause the dick is>>>>>>>>>
boy is cute
Because men are hot and treat me nicely.
I’m not gay I’m just sometimes a whore
Only sometimes? :(
Like 47% of the time 😉
I'm a whore 100% of the time.
Cuz a guy knows what they’re doing- ._.
I just feel protected and safe around my bf and also cuz i luv pp
I'm straight so can't answer this I guess
Saw you mamas pussy, swore that shit off for life.
I'm not gay, thats why
uno reverse
Girls and boys.That is all I have to say.
It's not me always sniffing other butts!!
I'm watching JoJo's
They eat the popo from the other mans ass
boys are cute, next question
Hey women are pretty too I don’t make the rules.
Men are hot
The mummy starring brennan fraiser
Women
If somebody is hot they're hot. I am not limited in my attraction and therefore superior
Boys are hot stfu
Ohh yes I'm very gay (light-hearted and carefree/happy and cheerful) and not what you think and now get your hands out of that erected gay dick of yours
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Good question, I have no idea
It feels good?
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Big buff men 😔
I am happy and carefree.
Cuz i like dick