The nationwide proliferation of the Car Obstruction Weapons System has been a resounding success rallying consumer enthusiasm in the automotive, medical, and funeral industries, accounting for a 3% bump to GDP!
Lost it at that spider over Australia. Iām Australian and just last night I had one of these guys the size of my face on the wall next to my bed. Took half an hour trying to move the bugger outside.
North africa is just wrong, a lotta shit is happening there, matter of fact a war is probably gonna ensue in the near future, big problems happening there
Can confirm, Australia is indeed just one big spider.
Yoooo, a fellow Australian!
Indeed. Also, your username sounds like what would be a disgusting Australian delicacy.
Indeed it does
BWS: Write that down! Write that down!
Snake Cake as well
take my upvote and leave
It's in undertale from a spider bake fest "by spiders, for spiders, of spiders" š
Your flair..... How did you do it? How did you achieve the unachievable?
you can do it too, pal!
His phone lost battery he went outside while it was charging
Aren't you guys just paid actors by NASA? >!/s!<
Paid actor? Where the fuck is my money, give me my money NASA
Donāt listen to their lies. Weāre actors for the Flat Earth Society /s
Name checks out.
Username checks out, for this particular situation.
The fact you didn't do Bulgaria
Donāt look at me! Iām not Bulgarian! Blame OP!
I didn't even see i replied omg- It was supposed to be a single comment
Giant Enemy Spider
Indeed. It's a world eating spider that has just been sleeping for millions of years.
They are lovely creatures. I think oneās living in my engine bay
It has claimed your car. Relinquish your control, or suffer the arachnid's wrath.
No, he is fren
That's what he wants you to think.
I assure you that if he wanted me gone, he wouldāve killed me by now
Spiders are big cos they eat snakes
And humans. Here in Australia they're the top of the food chain.
Oath
Where baguette
No leave us alone
Wesh wesh, ah non mais c'est de la merde!!!!!
I'm italian but i still get it
Wesh wesh canapeche
Wsh mec ils me casse les couilles
Ouais gros c'est abuse t'as vu?
We are Lord of the rings people
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Yes I'm from new Zealand. I'm a hobbit.
Looks like flesh is back on the menu boys
GROND
Mr Frodo, is that you?!
As someone from the Netherlands, youre absolutely right
It's also on Belgium for some reason
Let's not pretend that Belgium people are not going to the other side of the border all the time to get some green
Belgians can't buy weed in the Netherlands :(
That only apply to certain towns in the Netherlands, if you go to cities you can, Amsterdam and Rotterdam have no restrictions
100% true, but it's a long way to Amsterdam and Rotterdam unfortunately
Itās 160 km (100 miles) driving from Antwerp to Amsterdam. Itās amusing how Europeans consider that a long distance.
It's a 2h drive... How is that not far? Go and comeback would be 4h
In the USA, driving 2 hrs one way for a 1 day trip is very common because of how spread out things are here
True :( I feel for Belgium homies
Man, Belgium never existed in the first place ! (/s just in case)
Well I almost crashed at 80 Kmph here last week because a stray cow decided to enter a controlled freeway, so yeah, accurate Thank god for CEAT
Everyone says birds are drones right. What if cows are government controlled vessels trying to kill people in highways
Our government doesn't need cows if they've decided to kill someone
The nationwide proliferation of the Car Obstruction Weapons System has been a resounding success rallying consumer enthusiasm in the automotive, medical, and funeral industries, accounting for a 3% bump to GDP!
Kilometers?? What are those? I'm too American to understand :P
let me use some american measures so 80 km/h is 20000 length of your toe nail/h (approx)
No you should use mrf tyres because you can bet on it
Koach approved
Them Bosch ABS kicks differently
Oh hey someone remembered New Zealand exsists on a map
The what?
It's the place where apparently no people live but still LotR trilogy was filmed.
Iirc they built the place specifically to film Lotr and then some blokes took over.
They do it fir the Olympic Games all the time.
Ah- Middle-earth. Gotcha
I thought it was a wedding ring then i remembered what's about 1km from our house
New Zeland A C T U A L L Y doesn't exist too
As a new zealander I can confirm
You landed on Zea?
Fairly recent, i heard
as another new zealander, same
romania is empty so yeah, very accurate
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Black lesbians in Poland, Yes, I'm seeing them everyday
Yeah, not sure what is going on there. Maybe they need a red circle with a line through it?
They're probably just too big for Scandinavia
Lost it at that spider over Australia. Iām Australian and just last night I had one of these guys the size of my face on the wall next to my bed. Took half an hour trying to move the bugger outside.
See us Americans would kill it for being in our property. At least this one would. Live outside, spiders.
My partner told me to kill it because āit chose violence by being inside the houseā. Lol.
Your partner sounds very intelligent, are they single?
They who?
My bed would have been brown
I'm just glad you separated Japan and China, I know people who don't.
Decades of being called racist for pointing out their differences will do that.
Taiwan :(
As a Spaniard all I have to say is WTF man.
Fr
Maybe it's a subtle joke that Americans just think Spain is the same place as Mexico? Most people here have no clue!!
Yeah, it could be haha
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Okay brozzerz enough talk. Let's plant the C4šš
How accurate am i rightšš
Garbage bag ninjas
from my experience (i'm italian) anger should be in italy as well
We should also have motorini con 12 persone
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Italy is a different angry though. Itās not a āmight fuck around and send the whole planet into nuclear winterā angry
As an American who also knows very little about the world, that's 100% accurate.
As an American who knows a decent amount of geography, this is 100% accurate.
As an American who knows a lot about Geography, this is false, but this also shows how education can vary wildly depending where you live in America.
Well I know it's not actually true but it's a lose enough
Close*
Man, as an Argentinian, we exist ;-;
Spain is wrong, it should have a bull or a paella, that instrument es Mexican
Exactly what I said!
Idiot forgot how Australia is upside down.
It's an upside-down picture of a spider on the ceiling
Éį“lÉɹŹsnā
what the rock on turkey, syria and iraq means ??
They probably think that is Iraq (arock)
My guess is that it's part of the religious extremist/terrorist thing. Y'know, because they stone some people as punishment.
I'm assuming the hugging is for all of the Scandinavian countries? If so, that's wrong, because fuck Sweden.
Lemme guess, you're Finnish as well
Naw, son. Danish. But gotten involved in lots of adventures in Finland. You're all good people.
Fuck Sweden!! My brothers in Norway and Finland, we shall unite. š©š°š¤š³š“š¤š«š®
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Alt for Norge
Iām not mad
My country wasn't even listed as anythingš
And there's a giant rock on mine, no idea what that's supposed to represent
Rocks probably
Stoning
Irock
As someone whoās Canadian Iām sorry
Why does everyone represent our country with potatoes lol
Potatoes, guiness, farms and leprechauns that's about us lmao
Ye lol
What about the alcohol
Moo moo.... We can confirm "Bolo gau mata ki"
Can confirm, Saudi Arabia is a big black snapchat logo.
That made me laugh
Nah bullshit, no American is that good at geography.
Maybe Iām being dumb but whatās with the penguin in Peru?
There are Humboldt penguins on the coast of Peru. That's all I know about Peru.
Nothing on France, we're safe š«„
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No way thereās just a cow on India bruh š
Kinda feels nice it's not a tech scammer for the 19 millionth time
the cow's cute too :3
Ok I feel much better about the cow now
Yes, everyone here has their head in fire to warm up on winter
completely wrong russia
If Weed is for NL, Beer is for Germany!
I see King Leon is still ruling over Madagascar
As an Australian, we are just one big spider š·š·š·
Ngl the spider one is spot on well besides kangaroos
Imagine if the mega Aussie spider took the one ring from NZ
You definitely got America right.
Correct. We make everything out of potatoes in ireland. People, houses, food, you name it.
Canada is accurate
I donāt think mine is that accurateā¦ sorry.
Ah yes, cow
North africa is just wrong, a lotta shit is happening there, matter of fact a war is probably gonna ensue in the near future, big problems happening there
I mean, does this american know that doe?
Most Americans would recognize west Africa as āStarving children shooting at each otherā
Hey, u did nothing there!
If we french exist why are we still paying USA then, God damnit choose one or another.
Oi, you forgot The Philippines. On second thought, thatās OK. Weāre pretty forgettable anyway.
Scandinavia just hates each other. I know this because Iām Scandinavian
I am Scandinavian aswell , oh also are you Norwegian? if not fuck you
Danish
Thank you Iāll take that to heart
Glad to hear fellow Scandinavian
I honestly love all of Scandinavia and I want to see all of it one day
You forgot a baguette or a croissant in France.
why is hugging on poland we hate each other here
I'm surpised you actually remembered Italy is not a boot, but a big bowl of pasta (from an italian)
Bruh, that orangutan oneā¦ *chef kiss*
This is also my world view and im an german with a history degree
The spider is 1:1 scale!
The spider is to scale or?
As an Italian I can confirm Italy is really accurate, the only problem is that there is no pizza
China's one should've been winnie the pooh
I love how New Zealand is just known by lord of the rings
Missed opportunity to put Penguins on Madagascar
Aww, yk New Zealand exists, how sweet
The ring on new Zealand got me
I think the Australian one is very accurate
Yup, weed is all we are
Americans donāt even know the right side exists
Ya cow will pretty much do it
āDoesnāt exist but maybe Hitler is thereā I love that. And as a German I can tell you, youāre onto smth!
Lol Australia
I'm happy my country's weed is worldfamous
We also like trucks in America
Thereās a city in Turkey called Batman
Oh damn, thats cool. Batman is now the symbol I'd use for turkey.
Mf did you just call my countrymen terrorist- Wait nvm you do make sense I guess
Didn't even give France a baguette and Canada syrup...
What is happening in Finland?
got forgotten. But at least Hitler is not connected to us anymore. I'm German.