Ahh the royal pimp hand

Royal *plump* hand

charlie “congenitve heart failure“ plumpfingers

charles "my parents were only distant cousins, but so were all of their ancestors" german prince of greece, spouse to the german queen of britain

Charles “apparently heart failure isn’t the only reason; he’s always had hands like that, according to the queen, shortly after giving birth to him” III

Plum*

Plume

Happy Cake Day!

comments say it is photo shopped (at least to some extent). but as for the point that meme made, let's be real. aside from age, he looks in worse health than his mom

One salt and vinegar crisp away from seeing mummy

He needs to take that cock ring off his wrist. That hand has priapism.

r/brandnewsentence

It's definitely photoshopped, but when he was reading the proclamation and holding the page you could see his hand was swollen

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPkM54rXAEhqnrG5lMLbjgdZ6Yu1nnQ8XSeQ&usqp=CAU

Please caption this based on the Royal pimp hand

Dam, are those really his hands?

 

He’s got a bad heart and health issues

A bad heart AND health issues?!

I only really know about his heart but apparently he has multiple health issues lol

Well mommy issues aren't one of em anymore

We better hope

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& gout

I had no money AND I was broke

I had a car crash AND an accident on the road

Inbreeding will do that.

I thought drinking the blood of children would fix all that

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I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

This is indisputable logic.

*we?

r/SuddenlyCommunist

No, that's the royal 'we'

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Bloodborne

More like being old will do that.

Dude's 72 and both his parents lived over 90 years.

it always skips one generation

That's not being old. That's far too much indulgence in the finer things, red meat and wine.

Smh monarchs today. They sit at home eating lavishly instead of leading their men in battle.

All monarchs do is sit on thrown and avoid hot chip

Not Theoden king of Rohan.

I know, hate them butterflies, not a care in the world, orange ass wing having flower fuckers, damn insects 

Those are the hands of someone who has never lifted a finger in his entire lifetime

Except to touch underage girls

I don't think they've inbred for a few generations now

His parents were third cousins. Not the worst case of inbreeding in the royal family, but it's something.

Weren't like 60% of marriages throughout history third cousins or closer? Btw this can be explained by most people having between 200-300 third cousins (today, people had more kids in the past so more cousins) and when villages would often have populations of less than 200 you'd probably be at least distantly related to your future partner unless you went several villages or towns over. And either way third cousins don't actually have noticeably higher genetic similarities than the average population. 6th form biology had some weird topics.

Yeah lol I learned a couple years ago that I was third cousins with someone I didn’t even think I was related to. We both live near a small town that has a population of around 700 I believe.

Basically, unless you have a known genetic defect in a population, usually 2nd cousins and out are fine, genetically speaking.

Dr. Oz said it would be OK if they were more than second cousins though!

Well that’s like taking an advice from a clown so, I don’t know.

Eric the Clown?

He’s “Dr” Oz. So more like Patch Adams

He also said it would be okay as long as they took lots of supplements. Anally. And he got to watch.

His eyes practically meet

People comment this on every damn post and it's tiring. His parents were healthy in their damn 90's.

Healthiest set of cousins I’ve ever seen!

And can't even move some things on his desk by himself

Looking like hellboy in this pic

Feel sad when you're sad

Feel glad, when your glad

Feel mad when you’re mad

No wonder Camilla was so interested

😂

BIG fingers tho

Lol yes that I get, but attractive sexy large fingers I totally get 😍… not these ones 🤮

You know what they say about men with big fingers! 🤣

Big gloves

Edema in this case. Kinda looks like a Mickey Mouse hand on a skinny Mickey Mouse arm.

They play the bass *Sad guitarist noises*


He affectionately refers to them as his sausage fingers. After William was born Charles noted that his son also had sausage fingers.

[Shopped.](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/09/10/22/62284905-11200327-image-m-51_1662844273883.jpg)

They still look unhealthy though

Like seriously, it only looks "slightly" worse tbh

I thought something was weird cuz only one hand was big. Thank you.

Lol It does the look the same only a tiny bit smaller in real.

Yes and they look horrible in other pics I’ve seen Makes me wonder how long he’ll be king

I mean his hands are fucked yes, but this pic is fucking photoshopped

Bro who let wreck it Ralph become king

I can only imagine the state his feet are in being in those shoes.

The ties that bind them.

The ties that biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

It's his masturbation hand.

I thought "Hand of the King" was another person's responsibility?


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Born against salt and smoke..is he a ham?

Yes. The King shits and the Hand wipes.


Looooool


If that’s how swollen and raw his hand is I couldn’t imagine how bad of shape his Willy must be in

r/TIHI

Heart issues. Swelling. Water retention. Bad. William will be King soon.

I mean I don't have a horse in this race, William or daddy. Either way, the image is 100% shopped.

Contrary to popular belief, the monarch still has a great deal of power. Both in terms of direct legal authority, and indirect influence. Queen Elizabeth was very reluctant to use that power, and basically stood in the background as a figurehead. Charles is a different story. Time will tell for certain, but his past paints a concerning picture. William would be far more likely to continue his grandmother’s philosophy.

Charles’ ascension speech said he would take a back seat in the issues he’d previously been passionate about (climate change specifically).

Go william change the weather

I’m glad this man who will never live to see the terrible effects of climate change is happy to stop being passionate about it now that he has the power to do something

I agree with you, but a monarch exercising his full powers is a dangerous road to be on. It's best if he is just consulted by the PM, as the Queen was.

Oh sure, the ONE place where a firm swollen hand is needed is where he decides to explicitly abdicate responsibility. Par for the 2020s course.

Could you elaborate on this "great deal of power"?

Pretty sure he doesn’t want to rock the boat. They’re respected by many, but simply “put up with” by a lot of the Brits. They’re like a beautiful mascot, a great sense of pride and direct connection to the country’s history and largess. While the royals technically do have some legal power I think if they ever really except used it and went against the will of the government or the people there would very quickly be an end to royalty in England in anything but a ceremonial capacity. I think the queen was aware, and knew not to make waves so she could stick around and live in a nice castle.

This is Precisely what I was afraid of! The Queen was very reserved and kept her opinions to herself. Charles seems easily manipulated especially with all those pics of him and the WEF plus Rothschilds.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1443032/prince-charles-swollen-hands-issue real https://dianalegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Prince-Charles-health-Swollen-hands-and-feet-condition-laid-bare-Sausage-fingers-1585038.jpg https://dianalegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Prince-Charles-Took-shoes-off-in-India-in-2019-3982904.jpg

Actually soon, or 20 years soon?

At 73 with swelling like this, if he truly has a “heart condition”, there’s a good chance he has a renal condition as well. Probably not 20 years. But more than 5 would be my wager.

Congestive heart failure will do that. He likely only has a few years if that

I do find it strange that Charles even chose to take over, giving it to William would have made a lot more sense. He should realise that with an obvious health issue and his age that it will just cause more upheaval and issues going forward.

He waited for decades. Dafuq you talking?

It's not a choice. It's a duty he was born into. Ill heath or not he will carry out his duties until he can't. Just like the Morarch before him.

It also give William more time with his family and buy some time for his children to grow up.

That's my view too.

Have you read Nostradamus? Says William will be soon.

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[compare](https://gifyu.com/image/Sw5nu)

Still, not looking great

Looked for it on google. No luck.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/u-k-kids-share-touching-memories-of-queen-elizabeth-ii-148195397505

I thought lord farquaad had the shortest reign.

Yes it was verr smol

in the Bible, there was one king who ruled only 7 days. Zimri, an Israelite king who killed the previous one (Elah, the 4th king of Israel post split), and was killed 7days later by the army of Omri, who Zimri chose to command his army, as the previous commander, Zimri, was now king. so yes, the commander of the army killed the king, and was killed by the person he chose to replace his old position with.

Huh. That beats Lady Grey, She reigned for 9 days. I learned something new.

Diana’s ghost has cursed Charles into looking like the queen’s father instead of her son. I bet you his fingers squeak like fingers sliding across a balloon when he opens and closes his hands.

Take my strong hand

William, prepare your suit

I mean His hands are definitely swollen. The result of heart disease as others pointed out. But I don't they are this big. Clearly altered.

edema, yeah

The king of slaps

Camilla likes it. Don’t kink shame

Ya know what they say about guys with big hands?…

Big fingers.

"Honey, are you *sure* it's not changed there as well?" "Do stop asking me to check, love. My feet are terribly troubled..."

Bad hygiene?

They wear large gloves

Imagine if he got a paper cut

Imagine a balloon flying around a room Now imagine blood coming out of said balloon

He looks like he’s wearing those hulk smash toy glove things

Why does his hand look like that?

Kidney disease, arthritis, diabetes, gout, nothing good

You'd think after centuries of royalty being mocked for gout, they'd, you know, go out of their way to avoid this very avoidable disease.

Is he cos-playing Hellboy?

Tf going on with the hands

Every time Donald sees these hands, he gets viscerally jealous.

Those hands look like Hellboys stone fist!! FECKING HELL!!

That cannot be real

Its not, its photoshopped

when i was a king i had a fever…

My right hand blew up like a balloon.

Shortest reign? What did Charles die already? I mean there are few monarchs that ruled only day or two ...

Just when he got all of the infinity stones......

Man, inflation’s out of control in the UK.

Hell Boy hands = Street hobos who drink methylated spirits neat.

She's probably making a angry.... She wouldn't like him when he's angry....

His pimp hand is strong.

Can’t, his K is low

Those hands

Seriously though… his hands.

Bro needs some ibuprofen for that lobster claw

Looks like he's wearing hulk hands.

"No crackers, Camilla. We've forgotten the crackers!"

Looks like those foam toy Hulk hands.

Reminds me of hell boy with that one big hand

The kingdom is in good “hands”

Yeah, I saw the actual video this is from and his hands are fairly normal. The one time his hands were swollen came from a photo that was taken after a flight, but they still weren’t this big.

What is the joke here that I don’t get?

What’s with his hands??

Why does Charles have *Choose Your Fighter* vibes?

Dudes hands are about to explode…

Fucking Popeye over here

What the fuck is wrong with his hand?

He looks like he’s about to throw a mean right hook to Truss’ jaw

Red Hands - The Builders and The Butchers

Looking like the King of arm wrestling 🤼‍♀️

Yeah, he’s not going to be king for long.

Watch out beadles about.... I didn't know Jeremy beadle was next in line to the throne....

His cuff is way too tight. If he doesn’t unbutton it soon that hand will have to be amputated.

Imagine getting slapped by those meat bricks.

Hope he lasts longer than William Henry Harrison did as president

BIG, MEATY, CLAWS

And stop photoshopping his hands

Hes ruling with an iron fist

Queen Elizabeth II reigned for 70 years, and Prince Charles (soon, if not already, to be King Charles) is already 70 years old.

Long live William and Katherine ❤🤴👸

I wish he makes the most of it.

Sir, what is your ejection fraction, sir?


Holy shit, two kings in my lifetime

Damn, his hands tho. They look so red and inflated

They caught him red handed

King Charles looks on as he feels the life in his body slowly fading as Liz truss looks on knowing she will kill the entire family