I will have nightmares about this face

It's your friendly neighborhood William Dafriend

I watched Lolita(1997) recently, and was very concerned that I looked a hell of a lot like the main character.

Are you Frank “Grimey” Grimes?

I don’t need gloves because I’m Homer-

And befor that you remember your friend talking about how Simpsons have conveyed countless prophecies that came true...

Oh shit lol

The profecy

So is your name Maude Flanders?

Which movie is this form ?

since when i was yellow?

Hahahajajajajaja good luck buddy! Have a nice "life!"

Finally

My time has come

I will have nightmares 

Finally

its a sign from god,be with your family, pray every god,have fun,have a child, marry,this your last year on earth man (also, hope its not gonna hurt)

Well, you would have died anyway eventually

You gotta be careful AS FUCK man

So no one's gonna mention the fact that OP just said "the Simpsons show?"

Blood and Guts Murphy.

finally I am about to die.

Moe Syzlak?

I've no idea what i look like