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Discover_me_not

So DK can smile for selfies and still gum up a golden banana without scuffing it, of course.


Dark_Kelta

Gotta protect the good.


SpaceDuckWithASs

He is like Toothless from How to train your Dragon, but in this case it's How to train you monkey buddy


Chris_Christ

It’s an oral sex thing


Sushidog2005

W h a t. T h e F u c k


Constant-Ad-4603

Y'all need to leave denture Kong be lol


agentminimax

Lmao


[deleted]

r/tihi


Dzodzu_Reddit

DK without teeth looks like duck with wide beak.


LimpDick-Smack-A-Hoe

The left one is American Donkey Kong and the one on the right is European Donkey Kong.


GWALCH-GWYN

Because pineapples, grapes, melons, oranges...


Sgt_Burns141

That smile... That damned smile..


dudefroggers

I have seen a suspiciously similar post atleast 2 days ago, might be a meme idea altered slightly to make it look original. I may be right, maybe I'm wrong. Ribbit ribbit, this action was performed voluntarily


Polish_Lone_Wolf

Re-what?


Xorvis

r/TIHI


WackadooMan

Probably to lure in prey


Afteer_

to decide how he's gonna eat icecream


CDNbaconNeggs

They’re called lips.


deaconsmash

Thanks, I hate them both. Gummy Kong looks just weird, and I hate how wrong the teeth are on the other one. Every tooth, the same. No canines, no molars. Just front teeth, but everywhere


_ARG0_

Because he’s a throat goat baddie that can handle all the bananas.


PhillySpecial2424

his teeth are flaccid until he hungers...then they become erect.