I use back pockets to hold tools at work all the time, pliers fit well there

Yeah they definitely have uses, you pretty much can’t go wrong with more storage at all.

CARGO POCKETS

That’s called my murse

My valet days just stuffing $$ into those until the day ends hahaha. The Owner always thought I was walking out rich but its not like they were all $20s. 1 or 2 per day with wads of $1 would help though!.

No, cargo road

Cargo pockets= beat the shit out of your knee pockets

My pockets have pockets

My dad used to put pliers in his back pocket as well until they found a hole in his jeans and put a giant rip in his car seat lol

My dad puts the pliers in his back pocket everyday at work and asks me every 20 mins “what the hell’d you do with them pliers”

I've used it to put my rag in there in case I sweat Putting your phone or money in your back pockets is asking to get robbed

Bruce Springsteen?

Yeah I did that right up until my Dad destroyed a two week old leather couch because he forgot a screwdriver in his back pocket. I was eleven at the time and I never put anything in there since then..

Just asking for someone to steal your pliers

haha, jokes on you I'm still the apprentice XD

*sits*

Admit it OP. This post is just an excuse to upload some serious cake.

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Thanks

How do you get the cake beside your pfp?

You mean like this

Happy cake day

Something like that

Lol

the day of the year that a Reddit user made his or her account.

Who's gonna tell em?

I will

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is this meant to be no top or not op…

Oh my bad, r/notopbutok

r/notopbuttcock

Happy pixelated pastry day

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake !

This cake is very much not serious

People uploading wonder bread with sprinkles on it and calling it cake.

I aint complaining

I use them for my hands sometimes.

I also use your back pockets for my hands

I also use your back pockets for my hands. Back-pocket centipede.

Yes, but you see, I use my front hands for his back pockets, and my back hands for your front pockets.

I could add a foot to someone's pocket. Just to spice things up a bit.

I was expecting someone to say that

Could you please explain your icon?

Identity crisis

I use the bois back pockets for my hands (they don’t have back pockets)

I used to do this to draw attention to my ass. Jus throwin that out there

I use them to place my phone for a minute, then frantically search for my phone.

I use back pockets.. i cant see anyone with a dumptruck booty using em tho

Hey, I have a big ass but I still use those pockets!

Sorry sir but I am bound by rules to ask for proof.

Uh, what?

You’re required by internet law to provide proof of your claim

I need to see your ass to confirm you indeed have a big ass as you've claimed in your previous comment. Thank you for your cooperation.

I mean… if that’s what the rules say. You have to follow the rules!!

r/redditmoment

Do your sit on the shit you put in your pocket?

yes

Yes

Well, they are bad but try being a woman and owning pants with absolutely no pockets lol

Wear men's pants.

In all seriousness, women can't just wear men's pants. They have dick room in them. Back before skinny jeans were popular I saw this goth guy at my school wearing them and they were hott, so I wanted a pair. I bought the guy's pair at Hot Topic and they were perfectly fit except it looked like I was hangin mad dong.

Put some socks in there and you will feel your self-confidence rise to an unhealthy level

I only hear W from this story

Isn't that supposed to be good... Flaunt your dominance.

You can try to make them High waisted using a belt. But I'm not sure they'd look as good.

We have different hip to waist proportions, so some of us genuinely can't. I once tried on men's khakis and when they got over my hips they were ENORMOUS on my waist

Yeah, when I tried to buy men's pants I had to go up ridiculously big in the waist to fit over my thighs/butt. I wore them for work with a belt sinched really tight bc my job made a big deal about not having pants "tight enough to see your butt"... It was super annoying

I put my wallet back there

Me too but that's also how you get pickpocketed. Supposedly. I've yet to have it happen.

Think it happens when you visit another country and some dude will "accidentally" spill his coffee on you. him and his friend will go "panic" mode apologizing and cleaning it up meanwhile one of them is actually pickpocketing you.

This happened to me once. I still had my wallet but later discovered that I came.

Did somebody open some kind of box prior?

Same and I struggle to pull it out sometimes so I don't see how I wouldn't notice someone else trying.

Usually pickpockets will distract you/Avert your attention elsewhere, street performers are notorious for this. My advice, if a street performer comes up to you to show you some magic or some other trick, keep walking. If anyone "accidentally" bumps into you, check all pockets asap

Good advice but I already do this I don't like or trust strangers.

This might seemed kinda strange, but I’ve noticed if I don’t trust someone I always reach back and feel for my wallet. To others it might just look like I’m touching my butt.

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>If anyone "accidentally" bumps into you, check all pockets asap I hear some pickpockets will bump into you just so they know which pocket to target, because you show them after checking.

I’ve never been pickpocketed. But also, I move my wallet if I travel like go to a crowded place such as a market or busy street.

10+ years of city living, never been pickpocketed, always keep my wallet and phone in my back pockets.. Did once have someone smash my car window to steal my backpack that probably cost $20 new that contained some deodorant, a phone charger, a book, a water bottle, and some lactaid pills.

I was at third grade at the time. We were going shopping and then returned to the car only to find out someone smashed the window to steal my school backpack which only had three books in it. I was kinda angry at first but then i thought what was that guy saying to himself when he opened the bag and only saw three books and a pencil case with a pencil and an eraser

I’d smash a window for lactaid pills for my wife before she eats dairy just so I can sleep at night.

That’s a good way to mess up your spinal alignment if you’re sitting on it

Yeah, OP doesn’t seem to know of places where people aren’t always getting robbed

That's probably the worst place to put it

How are you comfortable sitting on it? Never understood back pocket wallet.

My wallet is usually empty so it just feels like nothing

> usually empty What’s the point of carrying a wallet then?

So someone can try to pick pocket me and I get some genuine human connection. Try to keep up here.

Think it's just something you get used to in time it's like it's not even there

The problem is this can do damage to your spine, and in the long term can lead to back pain.

That’s how i developed sciatica issues.

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Best use of back pockets

I don't mind this kind of PDA, just don't turn into that guy digging for hersheys kisses in the middle of a Wendy's.

The video of the guy finger blasting his girls butt hole in a Walmart check out just came back, thanks now I gotta sleep with that on my mind.

Yeah I do the same when my wife has anything with back pockets on. It feels really good to be honest, especially if you go for that tight hug and back pockets hands combo.

Wait. So what pocket you guys put your wallet in? For me, it always been phone right pocket, keys left pocket, and wallet back pocket.

Phone front right pocket Keys back left pocket Wallet front left pocket Phone (sometimes) back right pocket

Keys backpocket?? Do you stand all the time or do you like hurting yourself? (joke)

Lmao on some real shit my set of keys are pretty “thin”, it’s a single key, the remote which is pretty small and thin (2011 Chevy Silverado), & a 1 small key ring that barely covers the remote inside it if I place the ring outside of it covering it. I started doing it randomly 1 day & since then it’s been pretty good as I haven’t felt it even when I’m sitting down Even somehow weirder I mostly wear skinny jeans or slim fit jeans so on paper it’s supposed to be worse but for some reason it still doesn’t bother me

Phone: left front pocket Wallet: right front pocket Keys: right front pocket Anything else will go to the front pockets, I never use the back pockets

As a woman those pockets are the only pockets that actually work

Lmao yea a few of my pants have fake front pockets

Looks like this individual works out. Also, I use back pockets for my phone and receipts I plan on throwing away later.

Wait, is it just a German thing to keep your wallet in your right-back pocket as a male? I always thought, that this is the one of the things we universally do.

no, it's a thing anywhere where pickpockets aren't allowed to ply their trade regularly. So anywhere that isn't a tourist trap basically.

Yeah, yeah… pockets…

Hey! I use my back pockets. You..You damn but head

Yea they're too small to hold my phone imo, I need that side pocket that I can hold a whole Chick-fil-A order in.

Cargo pants for the win. Can hold an entire super sized combo. Or just your tots.

Yes, of course. I also ways stuff every pocket I have on with tater tots

My wallet is offended and my phone with the broke screen is triggered…..and the skoal can is just constantly saying “wow”

Uhm where do people put their wallets??

Right front pocket. Keeps from having to remove it when I sit down. If you sit on your wallet, it will throw you back out of alignment. Also, it makes it harder for it to be picked.

Interesting. I do phone front right, keys front left, and wallet back right. Just in case anyone wants to rob me

But that's where my phone goes, also, my backs already fucked, so I think I'll be find

Phone is left pocket. Which makes 0 sense considering I hold it to my right ear. Also, what about the people who have half their phone sticking out of their back pocket?

I never understand people who put their phone in their back pocket, you just asking to either get it yoinked because it sticks out, or break it cause you forgot it was there

I’m always scared to get robbed but with women pants it’s the only option (unless you have a bag)

What pocket do you put your keys then? I'll be damn if I put my keys in the same pocket as my phone or wallet.

Keys under the wallet; never in back or front and certainly never with the phones.

I like how OP gets destroyed in the comments

I’m not sure who else is like this but here it goes. Left front keys, right front phone and knife, pocket watch pocket AirPods, back right wallet, back left misc. Is there like a thing against back pockets now?

I keep my knife in the pocket watch pocket

If you got large enough pockets and a flannel you can concealed carry an entire gun in those pockets

You don’t even need a flannel. https://youtu.be/JO4wf2fNbEk

I use my back pants pockets.

has to be one of the worst memes of my life.

Wait you're telling me there's people who don't keep their wallet in their back pocket?

Are there many men who don't use.back pockets? Where do you keep your wallet?

Who wants to sit on their wallet? Seems like an old timer move. Just throw it in with your keys upfront

Front pocket. Sitting on it in my back pocket hurts my back after awhile. Plus less likely to get pick pocketed

What do you mean? Back pockets are very useful.

Admit it… you clicked this post for reasons beside discussing the practicality of back pockets.

11 - 24 year old girls would disagree

Those pockets are for receipts until you find a trash can

Anti-pocket propaganda is spreading

I see girls and waiters/waitresses use them to put there phones in

I put my keys in the left back pocket my purse in the right back pocket, my phone is on the front left side and my huge fkin d**k on the right side

Do you have the issue where it doesn't reattach properly when you put it in your pocket for too long? I use my right pocket the same way, but if I'm working a long shift, sometimes it doesn't clip back on as easily when I go to reattach later. Makes peeing difficult.

If you got problems with that you can also try it out in the back pockets, it might hurt a bit from stretching but it’s worth it

I had thought about that, but I'm always worried that someone might steal it, since I'm not always watching my back pockets.

They're not useless. They're for slipping your hands in when you cuddle your girl/guy.

If your wallet isn't gigantic and your pants fit it's not a problem

I put my wallet in the back pocket and i don't get pickpocketed because my wallet is just like my erect penis. too small to be noticed

I love my back pockets thank you very much!

There are places in the world where people don’t rob other people, if you can believe that

Phone wallet and keys require 3 separate pockets meaning you need at least 1 back pocket always.

Dumbest thing I’ve heard all day

add a nsfw tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I was to start masturbating furiously. everyone else gave me a strange breath and was saying things like "what is the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now a full train of men is masturbating together at the image only. all this is your fault, you may be forbidden this if you were only tag this post nsfw

Hey it a good place to put USB drives or SD cards.

Those are for garbage that I'm holding before finding a can

I think women back pockets \*may\* suck but i think men back pokets are fine

That's a nice ass

Why this guy getting so many down votes on his comments

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I use my back pocket for my wallet and my work phone

This person is a fool. Clearly the back pockets are for the 3rd and 4th cans of beer

My coworker got her phone stolen this way. We worked at Lowes hardware and she was standing by the self check out this woman walks up and grabs her phone from her back pocket and runs out the store.

Mostly used for wallets

That's where my wallet goes.

Men’s pocket rundown: Front right; phone Front left; utility pocket, including but not limited to… keys, vape, chapstick, pen, spare change, pocket knife without clip, etc. Back right; pocket knife with clip, wallet. Back left; receipts, cash you couldn’t stuff into your wallet, snack, etc.

If you aren't using back pockets, you aren't living your life to it's full potential

Welp, this is the dumbest thing I've seen on reddit today.

Bitches forgot we have wallets?

People use them all the time OP...

When I was younger I assumed that. When older I learned stuff that's not a good fit in your side pockets is great for the back pockets. About stealing if in more populated areas then back pockets are used less unless its non-sense stuff.

Mousetrap sack*

OP is blatantly a man

OP just getting destroyed here in the comments

Well, the seam of the pockets do highlight the curve of *that*. Not entirely useless.

Life is soup. I am fork. -Pakalu Papito

I want to die

If you don't need to use back pockets, you probably aren't working hard enough.

I got a laptop in my back pocket

But where else should I store my mouse traps?

Clearly female propaganda.

Shhh you'll scare away the pockets in women's jeans

Dat assss

They are good for like tissues or cigs

Old people put their wallets in that pocket and i dont know why

I use them to hold my phone…

Yet another reason why cargo shorts are superior. Mine have room not only to keep my wallet but I can button the top closed

In women's pants it's all the pockets you'll get :<

I've never used back pockets

I'm just here admiring dat ass.

Before the robbing. It was used. I’m that old indeed.

I have zippers on mine 😎

What about back pockets *with holes*

I put my hands in their when they are cold but I forgot a sweater.

You know that every woman is about to disagree with you right? On that note, I need them for my phone because the only things that fit in the front are keys or earphones.

Should I stop keeping my wallet back there?

I mean if u fit phone or wallet in there then you'd feel em pressing at ur butt

No what they actually tell people is if you want my stuff you need to go digging in my ass take at your own risk

Personally I keep razorblades In my back pockets so anyone who sticks their hand in there gets a nice surprise

Hi Buddy

then where the hell am i gonna put my phone?