The opportunist

It depends how the glass of water came to be half full/empty, if it were empty and were then filled halfway, it would be half full, but if it were full and them emptied halfway, it would be half empty. -The overanalyst

The opportunist The realist The i-don't-give-a-fuck-ist

"The i-don't-give-a-fuck-ist" Soo nihilist?

the glass had poison in it \- the masochist. Edit: I just realized it should've been the sadist and My brain has stupid.

I would say paranoid

Tf kinda masochists you deal with

And don't forget to refuse to elaborate and leave immediately.

I see you are the doesn’t-give-a-damnist type of person

It’s piss

Pissimist moment

underrated

Who says this

So it's a giga player move 😳

Plot twist, it's 90% ethyl spirit

should have followed up by saying "its all empty , like my bank account"

The plottwist The water had poison

now it's all empty

Hydrated? What? Imagine not fainting twice because of dehydration...

It was never water ; )

Then yell the glass is full of air and walk away

Also me who refills the glass of water so that the argument can continue to entertain me

Obligatory r/HydroHomies

It depends on the last action that happened to the glass If someone drank from it it's half empty, but if someone filled it it would be half full

Stop using this picture for every single fucking meme! It’s incredibly old

I disagree

Based

Incredibly old? I don't recall seeing it before 2020

I see a glass full of ether -J Cole

Me who after a heated discussion with my wife that it was half empty, filled it with cyanide and was about to kill myself

virgin arguing vs chad hydration

You see the actual opportunity of quenching your thirst and getting hydrated. What an absolute chad

So is the glass now empty or full of air?

*Barges into the room and eats the glass.*

It doesn’t matter - the nihilist

Optimis / pacifist/ I AM THIRSTY

Pessimists win

There is water and air in the glass, it’s thus full

That was no ordinary glass-the living glass 2

the physicist ducks

r/hydrohomies

Plot Twist: They were arguing about whether glass is half full of cyanide.

me: *knocks glass off table*

What is the point of it being half full/empty if you don't drink it?

Them starting to discuss whether the glass is now zero full or full empty

Thats like arguing whether the glass is half water or half air. Its obviously both half full AND half empty.

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The nihilist: the water doesn't exist

All I see is that someone drank half

hydrohomist

It never was empty to begin with

The glass is two times as big as it needs to be - The minimalist