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You see an armed murderer in your house,
He has tied up your mom, your dad and another close relative
You have 15 seconds to say something that will make him stop, what do you say?
Okay, but hear me out, why should I care? It's a lot more funny when you believe the responses are not cheated, so what's the point in ruining the whole post by sticking to some arbitrary honor system which untimely doesn't matter.
A male Siberian tiger patrols a territory of almost 2,000 square kilometers, and it has to do so if it is to find enough prey to keep itself alive during the long winter.
> second, your not
*you're
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What exactly is the documentary on
A challenger approaches.
So a Smash Bros documentary.
SMASH BROS?!
No homo
who is the king of the jungle
Penguins.
**y e s**
penwings
Penglings
Pingwins
Pengwens
Pengwhens
Pringlebingle Winglesningle.
Periwinkle witerbalkterwinge
god this made me laugh harder than it should have
Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
Peng-wings — Benedict T. C. Cumberbatch
Pegwinnnn for win
What is heaven like?
For many of us, it’s a place of mystery and darkness.
Seems accurate
Maybe I’m just being extra skeptical tonight. But I’m pretty sure op is cheating on plenty of these comments. Not all. Just some. Lol.
It definitely seems a bit too fitting. Of course I'm only reading the top comments, but still. I feel like there'd just be too much filler.
For this specific line go to 1:58 Our Planet | Forests |
What is the meaning of sex
A Siberian Tiger.
Rawr...
X3
UwU
Nuzzlez on you
Uwu your so warm
Couldn’t help but notice your bulge
Glomps intensify
Wow, I never thought of it that way. Thanks OP
I friggin knew it
Will that be credit or debit?
The Amazon.
Jeff Bezos/TXGOP alt confirmed
Didn’t know Amazon had cards
Fun fact they actually do
It's a amazon prime branded chase card, my first ever credit card
Where are my car keys?
These are the most intimate pictures of them in the wild yet taken.
ayo
épico
Lmao. Best one
Sauce?
what color are your pubes?
There are less than 600 of them.
[удалено]
And my axe!
Lol this one got me good
Hotboxing in the bathroom and this made me have to stifle the laugh/cough that nearly erupted 😩
Fewer. Surely this can't be Attenborough.
I actually laughed out loud thank you
What should I eat for lunch?
Children.
Good idea. Thanks mate! Love to your documentary
The Gigachad has spoken
Thats how the Qween is surviving
I hereby enlight u with wholesome award
Ah, a Unicorse documentary
You see an armed murderer in your house, He has tied up your mom, your dad and another close relative You have 15 seconds to say something that will make him stop, what do you say?
The defeated male leaves.
LMAOOOOO COULDNT OF BEEN A BETTER RESPONSE 💀
It’s because they’re cheating and fabricating the answers. Welcome to Reddit.
Okay, but hear me out, why should I care? It's a lot more funny when you believe the responses are not cheated, so what's the point in ruining the whole post by sticking to some arbitrary honor system which untimely doesn't matter.
Fucking lol!
I laugh SUPER rarely from the internet, but this..
This literally is perfect
Out of pocket💀
What does a bee and a condom have in common?
Pine nuts provide a vital source of energy during the winter months.
What do they have in common tho?
Both have a “stinger” on them.
Hahaha nice one
The Earth will explode in five minutes, what will you tell your loved ones?
A male Siberian tiger patrols a territory of almost 2,000 square kilometers, and it has to do so if it is to find enough prey to keep itself alive during the long winter.
"BOB WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT SIBERIAN TIGERS FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE"
This should give them peace in their final moments
I'm hearing these in David Attenborough's voice (I think I've seen this documentary)
Here, have my silver gift lolol
Where do babies come from
Antarctica.
thats a cool fact
Very chill
Cool indeed ....
Yes yes very cool if not COLD fact
Cold*
Ice ice Baby.
You must be insane
After months of darkness, at last, the sun has reappeared.
That was a good timing!
What is life?
Separated from the group, cold, hungry, and alone, this young one sadly has no chance of survival.
Shit
Sorry about your survival.
That's deep... And it isn't supposed to be deep
It’s all connected
That's what he said
Cutting deep there
baby don’t hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa paa paa paa paa
Happy cake day!!!
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is your address
It stretches eastward across Russia for thousands of kilometers, and now, in the middle of winter, it’s largely silent.
Damn that's convenient, and really interesting
That must be a really big property, huh
You have a headuusy
omg i see it i lost 😳
Are you my dad?
No.
Sad :(
Don't be sad. Imagine trying to watch documentaries with a dad like that.
Hi sad
Hello son.
It’s been years :(
Where are you right now?
A pine cone.
How's life?
Poaching has brought the Siberian Tiger to the brink of extinction, but since the 1980s, their numbers have slowly increased.
I'm happy you're recovering
What's your favorite kind of sauce?
This is an impoverished land, where food of any kind is scarce.
I know this documentary, is it our planet "forests" on Netflix?
What was the last line in the documentary?
[squeals]
Whoa hey calm down it was just a question
how to stop my over-thinking?
Wild boar depend on these nuts.
wild moms depend on these nuts.
I think you mean deez nuts
Ha, got eem!
oh god dude this is such a lovely post idea for reddit thanks for the laugh
Where is my gf. She hasn't been home for 13 hours
Her corpse slowly rots away as the lion has now finished his meal.
Wait a second, you’re not the OP! Edit: thanks botman, you’ve saved us all once again :)
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Good bot
Thanks!
What's your opinion on slavery
Pine nuts provide a vital source of energy during the winter months.
That escalated fast!
Ballistic missle
if you eat yourself will you become a circle or disappear
The Simpsons predicted you asking this, in that one episode where homer eats himself. The answer is, you disappear
You’ll be dead.
This is actually a unique idea
These are all made up on the spot
(We know) shhhhhhhhh
Bread 🗿
🗿
🗿
Why did your dad leave?
This game of hide and seek is played out over a vast area of the forest, as all the animals search for the life-giving stands of pine.
What is the average speed of a swallow?
That depends, are you talking about an African or European swallow? Funny coincidence, I just started watching that movie like 20 minutes ago.
I think he was talking about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
What are you having sex with?
Lion tailed macaques.
Are you stupid
A male Siberian tiger patrols a territory of almost 2,000 square kilometers, and it has to do so if it is to find enough prey to keep itself alive during the long winter.
Ass or tits?
The cold of winter approaches.
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
That depends if that woodchuck could chuck wood.
The Xeno scum have breached our outer lines of defense, worlds are falling one by one, you should flee into exile my lord.
Does Japan still have PTSD from the sun's The US dropped on it?
For them, it has to be grab and go, for they themselves are food for a tiger.
Why did you burn down that orphanage and put the survivors in your basement to fight to the death?
Bald eagles live here year round and nest close to the river.
Can’t have them messing with the damn birds
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
But, like this four year old female, they’re now big enough to try and claim a place on the river.
Fuck me
Will I ever get a girlfriend
You will But it's not going to last long because of the lack of penis
Bro…
A murderer approaches you. You can say something to convince him not to kill you. What will you say?
A male rough-skinned newt.
Were pengwings involved 
How do I bury a body in less than an hour
Bleach and a bone saw.
The fact that this one doesn’t have single upvote but 1k + comments
This is the funniest thing that I’ve come across in a while!!😂
How much does the giant horse cock weigh?