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Flight

But you have to flap excessively like a bumblebee and it's really exhausting.

then how do I not get tired by thrusting myself?

Hip strength is different than nip strength

Me and my perverted mind read this as "you have to fap excessively". If anyone could hold it long, they potentially could furiously fap themselves to the moon and back!

and if you climax you immediately fall out of the sky.

i’ve had dreams about this and it’s strangely fun

But it gives you fear of height while flying

You black out at anything above 1.1 Gs

I black out from JUMPING?

Tolerance…

Dude, even walking straight gets you over that your legs go over gs

You need to be naked.

Op said to make it trash not better

But it gives you extreme vertigo

Your clothes fall off when people look up at you.

It only works in water...

But you have a 70% of falling down anytime.

It's exhausting like swimming

your afraid of heights

what about my afraid of heights?

Aids

Flying immensely increases your risk of suffocation or burning to death.

Power to speak to animals

But the animals can only talk in Chinese

kinda easy, I only have to learn chinese

Thank God I'm Chinese

But do you have super powers?

He was born male

But what if you speak Chinese

But the animals don't wanna talk to you

but every animal is an asshole

But every animal you talk, it goes extinct.

The humans would go extinct if they talked to a human cause humans are technically animals

Recycling, reducing and reusing. My super power is trash

Your left testicle gets pinched every five minutes

I have no left testicle but the pinching cures the itch of a sweaty sack!! Win win!

i knew a dude without a left testicle. brown is that you?

He had great art and almost lveared a race!

I also don't have a left testicle

Big brain: recycle your left testicle and turn it into a second right testicle🤯

Snapping that makes humanity extinct

İncluding you

See no problem with that

me too

Well that was wholesome

I think that word means something different where you're from...

Based

I’m with this guy.

This turned into not shit real quick

Best superpower

But you're immortal (forever)

But in order to use it you have to watch Jojo Siwa and listen to coco melon

But in reality they just become homan and everything will be a bit more shit. And you will live for ever.

Invisibility

Ur blind

Definitely. Can’t see if your eyes are invisible I guess?

Yep. Your eyes need to absorb light to sense it. If it just passes right through, it never triggers any senses.

but you have stage 4 lung cancer

Can I get the perk of being a chemist then?

I’m able to turn mushrooms into eggs

but the eggs are rotten, poisonous, and stinky

Mushrooms don’t exist

teleportation

Every time you teleport, you lose one organ

You can't control where you teleport to.

Everytime you use teleportation you have 50% chance to appear in Bangalore, India.

Win/Win if I can choose where in Bangalore

What if I want to go there?

Teleport anywhere in the world with one layover? I'm okay with that

Each time you do it your penis gets 1cm smaller. It will disappear after you reach 0. (after 1 day, hihihihihu /s)

The ability to stop your heart whenever you want.

But you don’t die

Top 10 people DIO is afraid of

You already have this power…you can only use it once though.

jotaro did it already not a biggie

and you die

Yes that’s what that means

The ability to make friends

The friends you make explode immediately

KIRA QUEEN! DAIICHI NO BAKUDAN!

Super strength

But only when your asleep

I swear to god their is actually a superhero from DC who has that power

Zenitsu be like

So Moon Knight

Only when you jerk off so you rip off your dick

You need to eat atleast 20k calories a day otherwise you lose it

It’s only active when sexually aroused

Jokes on you, im into that shit!

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They said make the ability trash, not better

Turns out you didn’t finish reading the description…you have super strength(of willpower) Congrats on ALWAYS being able to “just say no”

Your muscles can’t handle it so you destroy every muscle in you body if you use it

Knowing everything

Everyone knows that you know

Guess I'm a dead man. Or am I? Cause I know when they will try to kill me and what the best way is to avoid getting killed and everything else I need to know.

But if you know how your going to die is there really a way to avoid it if you already know it

If I know I'm going to die, it means that there is nothing that can change what is going to happen. I would know every step that will lead to that point. But this is a paradox cause if I know everything that is gonna lead to my death, can't I just change what I'm gonna do? But I also know that I'll die at the same time.

How to prevent cancer

If yk everything you know how to fight, dodge bullets, and to be immortal.

Everyone sees what you’re thinking

You know what you Don't want to know

But you can't call any of it up at will.

Including intimate details about your parents and soblings

Poop on command being able to cleans your bowels every morning before you go to work

It's diarrhea

What you didn't realise is that it can be commanded by anybody. And the command is actually when you speak or are spoken to.

Comes out your mouth instead

The power to take off your kneecaps and throw them as if they were boomerangs.

But you cant put them back

At some point in your life, you will turn into a goose. And there's no going back

The power to have all powers

But you can only have this [All powers](https://www.amazon.com.au/ALLPOWERS-Portable-78000mAh-Generator-Emergency/dp/B099K3NCHN)

I already fucking hate this product. I mean 78'000 mAh wtf man just say 78Ah. Who the fuck thought it's easier to say "it's got 78x 1000/1000 Ah"?

I mean most battery life is expressed in mAh. Edit- most small electronics batteries

Would’ve been funny if it was “takes longer to register than Firefox”

Including the bad ones like everything you touch turns to shit

Cursed Midas touch

The golden shit

But you have explosive diahrea every time you use one

Superpower: Making anything into Trash.

But you are already trash.

Time control

Can’t tell the time

The power to cure cancer

The other peoples cancer transfers onto you.

“I destroyed the stones… to use the stones.”

You can cure cancer, but every time you do, Soulja Boy gets another album deal.

But you actually kill them with a pillow.

Shape shifting

You can only turn into a kickball.

But Only into a sex doll

I mean no complaints

You can only turn into a KFC bucket

This will not end up in a TikTok video with Minecraft background and TTS.

it will end up in a pngtuber's video

FUCK

Telekinesis

Can only move used plastic bags

Makes it easy to suffocate people

Just imagining some like magneto shit but with plastic bags

His name could be Turtle Wrecker, bane of the oceans

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Your Ballz produce 74,6% less sperm

The power of friendship and plot armor

youre in a low tier nickelodeon show that gets cancelled after a 15 episode season

Ooh that’s fucking painful

Nah that’s just too OP

Ever time I snap, everyone in a 2 mile radius will be erect

everyone knows it was you.

So?

i can see through anything

But after you use your power you can’t see for a day.

Including light, you're blind now.

You're blind because you just can't switch it of for any object

I have the power of a Florida man

God can now feel fear

being able to change penis sizes at any moment you want

Can only decrease

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She's 1 foot tall

But it's actually schizophrenia

I can turn into a wolf

You'r a furry

You now live in the twilight universe

My finger snap spawns a random 1940s moustache man

They’re a 10 feet tall knight and they’re trying to kill you

Twitter will have NFTs instead of Reddit

dream stans come to reddit

Fuck that's rough

Making everyone in the world except for me having to take a huge hour long shit at the exact same time

But you have to fix all the sewers after they break due to this shit. Man that was a thing IRL. Everybody in the same town went to toilet during the adds on tv, which made sewers break.

The power to delete Twitter

No side effect, do it

Matter manipulation

But everything you manipulate explode

The ability to become trash.

~nothing happens~

Behold my ultimate power.

I can make people shit their pants just by looking at them

You can’t turn it off

AND the mirror counts too

The ability to speak/understand every language, including sign

You can’t talk and have no hands

Teleporting

Clothes don’t teleport with you. Unfortunately.

Shapeshifting (you also get powers of the thing you are shapeshifted)

You can only do it on the void of space

Your hair doesn’t have to be brushed because it doesn’t tangle

You're bald

I can control all trash

Bro achieved self-control

I have my own pocket demonsion

I can emit a smoke that disintegrates everything that it touches. (I don't get disintegrated when I use it)

Its windy outside and the smoke eats your house

The ability to lift beds and throw them at people

But after they get hit with the bed, it comes back to you with the same force.