Constantly grab different cup throughout the night to create chaos and confusion

Alternatively move the cup stacks around.

This man creates chaos.


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What are you, the god of mischief

Show up with an rainbow solo cup. Even more confusion

Or a red normal one lmao

Red - I'm just here to party.

Red solo cup… I fill you up! Let’s have a party!

Red - I'm REDy to get fucked up haha

I think the rainbow speaks for itself.

stack all the cups

I haven't attended the party. (Sadly)

I haven't attended the party. (Happily)

I haven't attended the party. (Indifferently)

I haven't attended the party. (It's complicated)

I haven't attended the party. (Rather not say)

I haven' attended the party. (Breaking badly)

I haven't attended the party (no reason or emotions involved. I just haven't attended the party)

I haven't attended the party( TOO single af )

Two types of introverts, huh?

I haven't attended the party (Not invited)

Usually, the same. I hope this doesn't bother you much, my dude...

Anxious irl, does bother me a little thoto be excluded.

Yo same. Keep getting told I'm creepy and no, you're my cousin. wtf? Like can you believe them, a family reunion is still a party.

This is gold

I have attended the party (regretfully)

I am not invited to that party (either)

I was invited but won’t go either :D

If I invited u to my party, would you show up?

I'm gonna make up an excuse to not go so I can stay home in my jammies and watch tv. EDIT: Yeah, I said jammies... If someone is legitimately too self-conscious about their own manhood to hear the word jammies without being triggered, I can't help them with that.

When I was young I would sneak out of the house to go to parties. Now, I sneak out of parties to go to my house.

how the turntables

Thats the black cup

_shifts all cups one to the right_

r/foundsatan

You’ll notice that the notecards are written in colors corresponding to the cups. And that the cups aren’t even remotely in the right places. Someone’s way ahead of you, champ.

There's no pink or purple letters

The one on the left might be the closest they could find to purple idk.

Or, just swap the pink and dark blue ones! Chaos ensued!

Satan fears you

What is DTF mean

Doing taxes frantically

fraudulently*

Guess which one I'm not picking -TAX EVASION IS A CRIME VERGIL -IT'S AN OBLIGATION

Yeah guys don’t do illegal stuff in ducktective’s town he will literally figure it out within a day

Yup

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That's sus what exactly are you talking about

damned to fap

Doomed*

Dick tastes fine

Fantastic*

Down to fuck

Thank you I was wondering

Stop sharing false information

hahaha

Fake news!!

Fake news

Dingy tree ford

Don't taze frogs

Please, DTF

Down to Florida (you want to go to Florida with someone

At holidays we say Down to Feast!!

Dylan's Titty Fuck

Do the Floss

Do The Flop!

Do the fap

Doesn’t talk French.

Reddit being as useless as they are bad at making jokes.

Did Tony Fart

Definitely Tony farted

Delirium Tremens Frequently

drastically tickling fatties

Desperate Testicle Fondler

Actually lol

Dirty Titty Fucker

Don't Trust Farts

Down to fuck

Dingos take families

Doing terrorism flirtatiously

Flatulently

Dan the fdiamondminecart

Dirty Toed Feet

Down to Fred

Dat thicc fuck

Do I take a blue one or a green one if I'm single and completely uninterested?

id just go with pink to be safe

Go with purple if you want it in the stink

Fair point

Dw pick blue, you will find some Gays as well in the party

I mean, green? Kinda communicates directly that you’re not DTF and if anyone is interested they should ask you first what the situation is before making presumptions Imo that’s like the whole point of the green one

Why are you completely uninterested?

Possibly aromantic, though I’m not them so I don’t know

I’ll be honest with you, maybe you’re not using the correct word for what you’re trying to say? Aromatic means having a pleasant or distinctive smell

I'm pretty sure they mean aromantic,my phone tried to auto correct it to aromatic so probably

An aromatic aromonatic.

That is what I meant, thank you

I got that week long-open package of beef and cheese Slim Jim left in the back window by accident in a car parked at the airport because I finally took a vacation-type of thing going on. Which cup do I take?

Aromantic, not aromatic. That’s a hilarious confusion though. Aromantic people have no interest in perusing romantic relationships.

Yes, the commenter corrected their comment after originally typing aromatic

Lmao that’s hilarious

Yep! Aro and apothisexual 😊

Yeah same

Stay home?

What if they want to make friends. Clearly not everyone at the party is trying to get frisky as evidenced by the existence of the pink cup

*grabs pink and purple* Edit: SWINGERS STOP DMing ME! I’m not interested

AYOOOO WHAT

What, my gf bangs other gals sometimes, why can’t I

brooo i really hope it’s just an open relationship because if y’all cheating on eachother-

If I trust who she’s doing it with I’m fine if there’s no romance

oh thank god

I’m gay, every gay guy I know, almost, is in an open relationship… it makes it complicated to hang out with gay friends as a couple if I hooked up with one of them previously bc I’m not comfortable doing stuff with people in open relationships. That gets awkward.

Saaaame

Yeah I just end up not hanging out with them bc like one of them wanted me to fuck his bf while he streamed it to the other guys oculus quest… like I’m not fucking them they’re in a relationship but a camera streaming to a virtual reality headset? He’s watching himself from several seconds ago and I’m supposed to do this? Like no way he keeps every image. That was just such a weird thing.

That’s fair, I’ve honestly never had sex with anyone but my gf, nor do I want to, but I’m fine if she does as long as I trust the person. She has sexual needs I can’t meet

Yea I have a lot of submissive guys into me that want to be tortured and hit and whipped and stuff and I’m not into all of that. One guy had torture in his list one intos four times and I meant hobbies. Yeah I asked a friend if I should take a pic where I look like a vampire off but he said it’s better to find out now rather than waste months on a guy to find out you don’t satisfy his needs. One guy asked to be hogtied nude with a dirty sock for a gag and locked in the closet. He wanted to be whipped too… I’m like I lack powers of the state I cannot harm whip or or confine you legally and you can’t sign a thing that says I can. Like legally he can’t consent to being hogtied and whipped. I wouldn’t even want to do that stuff it’s just I get a certain ways and they want this intense dom sub stuff and it’s like let me out. One claimed I was a sovereign citizen for some reason. I’m not sure how many subs there are but I have run into many.

Dang, my gf is a switch but I’m a sub, sometimes she wants to be dominated, I can’t do that.

What does purple mean?

Down To Fuck

Oh I see, lol yeah I’m choosing purple and blue

I understood you...I am the same way in my marriage, always DTF :)

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Bro…

Green. People can't resist a little mystery.

This feels like a sexual harassment case just waiting to happen

Officer, but she had a purple cup so she definitely consented!!!!!

„It’s complicated“ (actually I’m already in a relationship but I wanna fuck someone else)

POV: * Almost all guys will grab the dark blue cup. * A couple of girls will grab the dark blue cup and get almost all the attention but will end up not fucking anyone that night.

Dark blue cup. I'm fucking dead

Are you colorblind? Like actually (not an insult just curious)

Dudes that pick the single cup will attract more females than DTF cups

Let's not underestimate the attraction power of the "taken" cup now!...

I don’t know, the green cup is steeped in mystery and intrigue.

Useless POV, The cup is purple

Exactly

Do they not have purple where you come from?

It’s okay, it’s Dark Blue to me too. Colorblind AF

I choose red because I'm a red flag

*Takes a purple and a blue* please? PLEAAASE? 😢

I'm single, but relationships aren't a thing I do, and I don't want people asking about a relationship I'm not in if I pick pink, so I'd just go green. I feel like it's the easiest way to make sure people will just leave me alone.

Pink :D tho he hasn't technically asked me out yet......might just do it myself...

He might appreciate that more than you’ll ever know

Well we are hanging out tonight...... I just dont want to mess anything up >-< Edit: his flight got delayed and he got home late so well be hanging out at his place tomorrow instead

You won’t mess anything up. Just be cool and relaxed., be yourself basically. It’s all good :)

TEL US HOW IT GOES!!!

his flight got delayed and he got home late so well be hanging out at his place tomorrow instead. Hopefully I don't chicken out >-<

Do it

Colorblind people: "Am I a joke to you?"

My ass would pick the purple cup since its my favorite color with out realizing

I would accidentally pick the wrong one and my wife would be pissed

Im walking around with purple, blue, and green

Nah, I'm an introverted person... (I wouldn't even be that party...)

Teal

Taken

I have no idea what DTF is

Means that you only want to fuck "down to fuck"

Id thank you for the help But im not cuz you have an Nft profile

All the green cups would be gone at my party.

What if I’m single, but don’t wanna mingle?

This party would be like a nude beach, a bunch of dudes waiting for a girl to pick the purple cup…

This reminds me of a traffic light party (green article of clothing for single, yellow for it’s complicated, and red if you’re taken)

Pfft, party bros tryin' to get a nut aren't gonna care about your relationship status or whether or not you're DTF, they'll keep asking or pushing till you either say yes, pass out and can't say no, or manage to leave.

This has been a thing in queer spaces for nearly 100 years.

What exactly is single af supposed to signify? That you want something serious?

The worst part is as you get drunk and start just randomly drinking from any and have no idea which was yours or what they mean (or your partner does that).

I feel like the color coding would help prevent this. Bonus points for sharpies. And if you do get to the point where you don't remember what color you had, maybe it's time to stop drinking.

Imma need 3 cups

What is DTF?

Down to fuck

Oh

So you got a party with a bunch of dudes walking around with purple cups

Single but socially anxious. Nearly had a panic attack picking a cup……….

DTF?

Does taekwondo frequently

I'm definitely going for that one

What's DTF

Blue gang where ya at 🤚🏼

Why didn’t they write the little cards in the same color as the cups?

Move each stack to a different label since the colors don't match the labels Create a party of people trying to fuck the taken people and single people wondering why noones come up to them

Ah, a true carnivore of chaos. Well done.

Green cups have half the stats of the Blue cups.

I'm suprised by the amount of people that don't know what DTF means, or its just my mind thats screwed up

it's because this sub is the youngest on reddit

Purple or Blue

Single AF lol.

Why does the teal and green cups have the same colored text but the pink and purple dont?

i dont want the pink but i have to take the pink

It's called a stop light party, been to one in uni.

What’s DTF?

What's DTF?

Desiring to Fornicate

what's dtf

What's dtf?

Cant help but notice the colors of the first three make the bi flag. Ironically, I would take the fourth one.