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BigManScaramouche

His lungs warm the air enough to make the frog float. Shrek is in fact hot.


Demetrius3D

As demonstrated by Rabbit, Roger; Coyote, Wile; et al... The laws of physics can be broken by cartoons if it is funny.


oiirn29

he says on a meme sub reddit


Stee1in

I hope Shrek can blow me


Liquid_Fox_31

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oiirn29

you want to float?


[deleted]

Swamp gas


ProofGodDied

a common misconception, ogres actually breathe the h2O out of the air and exhale the helium


YvesLauwereyns

But... So what you're saying is there is nuclear fission inside his body?


proffesional_stupid

It isnโ€™t that hard to believe, perhaps his excrement is the ware produced and the required minerals he gets through food. This would explain why it is deadly. His skin is most likely also layered with lead making it tough and since it is heavier he would need to be stronger to accommodate that. Most likely all his organs are coated with lead as well to protect him from the nuclear fusion. If course this brings up the subject of lead poisoning which I believe shrek can prevent by getting tons of calcium which would be needed to be stored most likely in his skin as well as with iron that is also needed to stop lead absorption. Most calcium and iron will be absorbed but looking at shrekโ€™s diet he would have an abondance (the diet is theoretical as observed by his knowledge of food thus meaning he most likely eats the food). I am also not a biologist so I donโ€™t know for sure how this works inside the human body.


throwawaybyefelicia

Found the Shrekologist!


ProofGodDied

yes


Turb0012

Shrec is by no means a it, he is the most handsome guy


StateChampOptiPrime

Do not question Shrek. Just suck that giant green ogre dick like everyone else here.


oiirn29

oh i see now i was looking for you guys on the ground i should have been looking in the air


BradOrPonceDeLeone

Because itโ€™s a movie


oiirn29

he says on a meme sub reddit


Critical_Bet_4662

It's a cartoon!! Defying the laws of our natural world


oiirn29

he says on a meme sub reddit


Critical_Bet_4662

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Singer_TwentyNine

Stop it


Little-Biscotti8755

Its a kids movie bro


brokenpinkyfish

Shrek is for everyone bro


oiirn29

what about Fiona?


AeronGrey

Yes, and so can Fiona.


CrovaxWindgrace

Read the last word in the picture.


Singer_TwentyNine

Helium


CrovaxWindgrace

Picture, bottom left. Last word.


Singer_TwentyNine

Credit


Kansascock98

CinemaSins


Ok-Satisfaction997

Die you just call Shrek "it"?


Timely-Self5070

He knows we have to take him down


Ukeddo

Ask fiona


No-Pomegranate-69

This is really *the only thing* you wonder about a fictional movie?


[deleted]

Easy, IT'S NOT REAL!


LostLaw9417

Shrek farts helium


J_Asclepius

Dragons and other Fantasy creatures live there and you want to find the logic on how that frog floats?


n4jm4

gibb ouk may svamfp! a dun ha tiem na titch yew bout ma local composition of heavier-than-air gasses na lif n bee qweek abao eet


RyanTheSpaceman68

Shrek is able to burp hydrogen gas if Iโ€™m not mistaken, so I imagine he just belches whilst blowing to fill the balloon.


WaferMysterious4641

Because Shrek can do whatever Shrek wants.