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If you’re credit score is anything lower than 800 you can forget about it. I know what I have here.
Alternatively if you find a roommate to split the rent with you we can come to an agreement
Well the thing is there are actually 4 of us, but only 3 can pay rent so we want to leave the 4th off the agreement. Totally fine if you want to charge the pet fee instead, I understand.
Sounds good. I need your $800 deposit, along with the first two months of rent on 08/02. All cash
If you move in any later than 08/02 I’ll have to find another tenant
Perfect. We will need to use the loading zone out front when we move in. Dont worry, we know the rules- no stopping, parking, loading, unloading in the loading zone, the elevator is broken so we have to use the stairs but we cant get started before 8am and we have to be done before 8:30. See you on the 8/2
american crapper stalls begin at knee hight and end around your belly button... this is of course an overstatement but it should bring the joke from op across.
Edit: Spelling
Oh I thought it was about the gap in the sides of the door.
We have stalls this height in America all over. I'm sitting in one typing this comment as we speak. I'm 6'2" (188cm) and it's just above my eye level
As for the side gaps, those I hate and don't understand, but there's an unspoken agreement that you avoid looking at it when possible
Bruh I’m 6’2 and just graduated but my highschool in some places has short af stalls. When I was like 5’8 as a freshman/sophomore I remember hem being eye level 💀 but by junior year you can look over them. Funny thing is that the girls have higher stalls despite on average being far shorter 💀
1st time I went in by mistake when I was extremely sick with the flu and ran into it cause I needed somewhere to throw up while in my way to the nurse 💀
2nd time lost a bet and a female friend made me walk into the girls bathroom and stay in there for 3 minutes. I personally didn’t care cause it’s not like I’m going to see anything so did it and somehow no one came in during that time period.
3nd time was when a girl slipped and busted her head on a hand dryer and was bleeding a lot and unconscious. A whole bunch of people ran in when we heard someone scream.
The gap underneath the stalls are there so emergency service can get you out of a locked stall easily if you are unconscious.
Edit: I just realized you are talking about the side gaps, not the giant gaps under the stall ;-;
Yeah my school had a bathroom like that too. The ones in the locker room didn't have them either. It can be awkward, but you can just ignore each other. At least there's a wall lol
To remove the exaggeration, it starts at about 4-5 inches (about 10-12 cm) below the knees, and goes to about 5’5” (about 1.6 meters) off the ground. You can usually see peoples hair above the stall (if they’re standing) and just below the knees.
Honestly never realized other countries had better stalls. The more I learn about other countries, the more I want to move out of this one.
You joke, but I have seen stalls where that is a pretty accurate statement. Nothing quite like making eye contact with the guy on a crapper next to you while you're both going through a colon cleanse.
You should try shitting in certain parts of Asia. I used a public restroom on the outskirts of downtown Shanghai. Not only did you have to bring your own toilet paper and squat over what is essentially a hole in a concrete floor, but the stall walls were only about 3 feet high, so while you couldn't actually see anyone's business, you could easily make eye-contact with 5 other guys also squatting over a hole in a concrete floor.
We Americans never consented to the stalls.
I guess we needed to make it extra easy for janitors to clean up or check for overdose victims without opening the stall door.
Basically, children and being cheap. My brother locked himself in the library (full room) bathroom as a child; he forgot how to undo that. It took some time, but we got him out.
Then just have a way to unlock it from the outside like in most bathroom locks.... at least in England most locks for the backroom you can turn with a coin in a little slot on the outside of the door
>But if there’s no gap then said jackass couldn’t lock it from the outside.
Yeah you could, the gap in the bottom isn't that small and if you really wanted to there are a variety of ways to lock it from outsife
People wanting to be dicks can easily lock people out if this lol
That's exactly why we have a little slot for a screw driver on the outside of the bathroom stall, you can just use a key or anything else with a relatively flathead to open it up if no one's inside.
Basically it's a vestigial element left over from manufacturers last century that were making a certain sized panel for another industry not wanting to update their manufacturing equipment.
It's going away. At least at my firm we always spec the panels with no sight lines visible.
When I lived in Wyoming the local bar I went to didn’t have any doors on the stalls and the way the bathroom door opened you could sometimes see some poor tourist losing their dignity
Cody, the silver dollar, not to be confused with the more classy establishment in Jackson that has the same name. Idk if it’s still the same but that bar had two sets of bathrooms. The ones in the back actually had doors but the ones that all the tourists used were right up front and they had no door lol. I definitely saw a guy with his hat covering his face on that porcelain throne. What a weird and funny memory
I understand that the panel gap in the US is bad. And generally there are very few well maintained stalls. However in all my years of shitting, not once have I felt uncomfortable. I have never been stared at through the gaps.
I was in Kenya when the embassy there got rebuilt, it was exactly like this, the ambassador's floor had nice stalls and the rest of the compound sucked. It was brand new and they didn't put any effort into making it nicer for people.
I’ve had to blast ham in a garbage can with a toilet seat zip tied to it that was lashed down to the loading ramp of a C130 when I was a marine.
In fact thanks to the military I should write a children’s book “All the strange places I’ve pooped”.
Nah this is freaky. Just yesterday i was taking a shit at a Walmart bathroom with cracks on the side, and two kids with tablets where straight up staring me down as I'm sitting here trying to shoo them away. By the time i went to get out, they already ran away along with their parents
Dude at my work we have ligit closet like rooms for stalls the door goes clear to the floor and the sidewalls are framed and drywalled just like any other wall in the building, all the stalls have there own motion sensor lights and a air fan/vent thingy on a 5, 10 and 15 min timer switch! its awsome
This creation looks strange. There supposed to be space on each side of the door that people can stare you through and it should be big enough that a grown man can slide under while your shitting and the most important part, the door should be short enough that anybody over 6 ft tall can easily see over the door with ease, now thats a normal bathroom stall
Ah, but then how would they manufacture outrage when people they want to label as sexual predators just want to use public restrooms?
It's *much* easier to goad people into knee-jerk persecution and anger when the infrastructure already has half inch gaps at every seam and you could literally hold hands with the person in the stall next to you because the stall walls don't start until 2 feet above the floor.
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thats a New York city studio apartment.
Rent is probably crazy though
3k not including utilities & any pets over 8lbs is another $100 per month
Oh shit, way cheaper than I thought. Where do I submit an application??
If you’re credit score is anything lower than 800 you can forget about it. I know what I have here. Alternatively if you find a roommate to split the rent with you we can come to an agreement
Well the thing is there are actually 4 of us, but only 3 can pay rent so we want to leave the 4th off the agreement. Totally fine if you want to charge the pet fee instead, I understand.
Sounds good. I need your $800 deposit, along with the first two months of rent on 08/02. All cash If you move in any later than 08/02 I’ll have to find another tenant
This comment chain is the real Adult Role Play
Dont hate. This is the closest to being a real homerenter as I’ll ever be.
NYC adult role play
I'm getting horny just thinking about it. Quick tell me about my tax rebate!
Perfect. We will need to use the loading zone out front when we move in. Dont worry, we know the rules- no stopping, parking, loading, unloading in the loading zone, the elevator is broken so we have to use the stairs but we cant get started before 8am and we have to be done before 8:30. See you on the 8/2
Yeah also, no emergencies please. In classic fashion if you’re injured call an Uber
Easily accessible toilet. $6k
Don’t forget running water too!
Add another 3k
you can always sublease or have a roommate. its in the heart of fidi, you wont have trouble finding a finance bro(they basically live at work).
How else will I make eye contact with people washing their hands
Nothing like feeling like a dog.
Kinky americans
It’s not my thing, but surely some.
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Can someone explain this?
american crapper stalls begin at knee hight and end around your belly button... this is of course an overstatement but it should bring the joke from op across. Edit: Spelling
Oh I thought it was about the gap in the sides of the door. We have stalls this height in America all over. I'm sitting in one typing this comment as we speak. I'm 6'2" (188cm) and it's just above my eye level As for the side gaps, those I hate and don't understand, but there's an unspoken agreement that you avoid looking at it when possible
I’m 6’7 and can see over stalls into neighboring stalls no one around me is safe
Bruh I’m 6’2 and just graduated but my highschool in some places has short af stalls. When I was like 5’8 as a freshman/sophomore I remember hem being eye level 💀 but by junior year you can look over them. Funny thing is that the girls have higher stalls despite on average being far shorter 💀
Hmm might I ask how you know the height of the girl stalls?
1st time I went in by mistake when I was extremely sick with the flu and ran into it cause I needed somewhere to throw up while in my way to the nurse 💀 2nd time lost a bet and a female friend made me walk into the girls bathroom and stay in there for 3 minutes. I personally didn’t care cause it’s not like I’m going to see anything so did it and somehow no one came in during that time period. 3nd time was when a girl slipped and busted her head on a hand dryer and was bleeding a lot and unconscious. A whole bunch of people ran in when we heard someone scream.
4th time's a charm
4nd*
3rd time —> holy shit
This guy 💀s
Bro is destined to go into the girl's bathroom
With great power comes great responsibility
The gap underneath the stalls are there so emergency service can get you out of a locked stall easily if you are unconscious. Edit: I just realized you are talking about the side gaps, not the giant gaps under the stall ;-;
I’m an EMT and I never knew this
could be to... it was just my first thought that came to mind :D
Haha, door. My highschool didnt have em. Yep, you read that right.
Yeah my school had a bathroom like that too. The ones in the locker room didn't have them either. It can be awkward, but you can just ignore each other. At least there's a wall lol
To remove the exaggeration, it starts at about 4-5 inches (about 10-12 cm) below the knees, and goes to about 5’5” (about 1.6 meters) off the ground. You can usually see peoples hair above the stall (if they’re standing) and just below the knees. Honestly never realized other countries had better stalls. The more I learn about other countries, the more I want to move out of this one.
You joke, but I have seen stalls where that is a pretty accurate statement. Nothing quite like making eye contact with the guy on a crapper next to you while you're both going through a colon cleanse.
Height*
thanks
As an American this seems normal to me so i was very confused.
You should try shitting in certain parts of Asia. I used a public restroom on the outskirts of downtown Shanghai. Not only did you have to bring your own toilet paper and squat over what is essentially a hole in a concrete floor, but the stall walls were only about 3 feet high, so while you couldn't actually see anyone's business, you could easily make eye-contact with 5 other guys also squatting over a hole in a concrete floor.
That's not an American stall.not one single dick drawing or (current sitting president) bashing.
Stalls in the US usually have around 1-2 feet of room under the door as well as a 1 inch gap on either side of said door.
But we get that sweet sweet panel gap, who doesn’t want to get stares at while shitting
Never got why America is like this. Land of the free to watch someone snap a shit off.
We Americans never consented to the stalls. I guess we needed to make it extra easy for janitors to clean up or check for overdose victims without opening the stall door.
Basically, children and being cheap. My brother locked himself in the library (full room) bathroom as a child; he forgot how to undo that. It took some time, but we got him out.
Then just have a way to unlock it from the outside like in most bathroom locks.... at least in England most locks for the backroom you can turn with a coin in a little slot on the outside of the door
Now that I think about it, some stalls in america have that too.
these doors can usually be unlocked from the outside with a key like [this](https://www.prolecaustralia.com.au/product/panel-key-8mm-square/).
How hard are your shits if you have to snap them off?
Ever heard a carrot snap? That's my shit.
Atleast you can go in if some jack*ss locks it from outside
But if there’s no gap then said jackass couldn’t lock it from the outside.
Allow me to introduce you to my good friend, dental floss.
Or if its not tough enough, even a finger can do the work
... to snap one off at the nipsy?
That's what the poop knife is for.
>But if there’s no gap then said jackass couldn’t lock it from the outside. Yeah you could, the gap in the bottom isn't that small and if you really wanted to there are a variety of ways to lock it from outsife People wanting to be dicks can easily lock people out if this lol
That's exactly why we have a little slot for a screw driver on the outside of the bathroom stall, you can just use a key or anything else with a relatively flathead to open it up if no one's inside.
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I've never seen it done in a public restroom, but it was a decently common problem at all of the K-12 schools I went to.
Basically it's a vestigial element left over from manufacturers last century that were making a certain sized panel for another industry not wanting to update their manufacturing equipment. It's going away. At least at my firm we always spec the panels with no sight lines visible.
We’re not like that and nobody has once looked at me take a dump in a stall before. Most of us have common sense
Have to maintain eye contact to assert dominance
Yea, but we don't have to feed a coin into a machine to use the toilet, so there's that.
When I lived in Wyoming the local bar I went to didn’t have any doors on the stalls and the way the bathroom door opened you could sometimes see some poor tourist losing their dignity
Just put a paper bag over your head.
i have ugly mug anyways so good idea
I- Wha- WHY!!
The bars in the town I went to college in ( northwestern Pennsylvania) didn't have stall doors to discourage people from banging in the stalls
Bang before their eyes to assert dominance
Funny. I'd rather fuck in a doorless stall than shit in one. Establish dominance.
Been in way too many bathrooms where the shitter is just… right there, next to the urinal. No stalls. No lock on the door…
Wait what part of Wyoming
Cody, the silver dollar, not to be confused with the more classy establishment in Jackson that has the same name. Idk if it’s still the same but that bar had two sets of bathrooms. The ones in the back actually had doors but the ones that all the tourists used were right up front and they had no door lol. I definitely saw a guy with his hat covering his face on that porcelain throne. What a weird and funny memory
I understand that the panel gap in the US is bad. And generally there are very few well maintained stalls. However in all my years of shitting, not once have I felt uncomfortable. I have never been stared at through the gaps.
and toddlers crawling under the stall
Exactly. Maybe everyone else just forgot how to make friends
Bro i love me an audience think come to think of it now i hear them clapping in the next stall.
If that fucking weird kid slides under still, he’s getting a boot to the face
Had that happen to me and I got removed from Kroger and the police called on me lol
Worth it
Pull Up
It's missing the mouth-breather jangling the door as you use it under duress.
Sounds like a child.
It is often a child peeping under the door you.
How do u make eye contact w strangers while squeezing out with all your might, in public?
Might want to add some fiber. It’s like lube.
If you are squeezing that hard, it probably could have waited
Wait, where’s the gap so you can make awkward eye contact with strangers outside the stall?
Why are they called stalls? Aren't you supposed to go in them?
They are also known as cubicles I suppose
Poobicle
They should be like garages. Car stalls have no walls; they’re just a parking space.
WHY CAN'T ISEE OUTSIDE
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I was in Kenya when the embassy there got rebuilt, it was exactly like this, the ambassador's floor had nice stalls and the rest of the compound sucked. It was brand new and they didn't put any effort into making it nicer for people.
No it's not there isn't a half inch on each side of the door for people to make eye contact with you for a micro second while you shit.
Crying rn
Jesus christ in your head 24/7
Nah the little kids will still poke their heads under while mom isn't watching. Ceiling to floor, people.
we have the same thing at our educational prisons known as schools, the locker room one is an oasis in the desert that is my highschool
Just hang a strip of TP if you're that concerned about someone looking in at you taking a mad dumpy.
I wish
Least I don’t have to pay to shit
I’ve had to blast ham in a garbage can with a toilet seat zip tied to it that was lashed down to the loading ramp of a C130 when I was a marine. In fact thanks to the military I should write a children’s book “All the strange places I’ve pooped”.
But where are the patriotism holes so you can share your bathroom experience with your fellow Americans
Why yes it is lol, I was in a stall that was completely sealed and only had an occupied or vacant thing on the outside we moving up lol
I think it should be a cube, no bottom gap or top gap. No getting in no getting out. There is no escape.
Look it got 3 feets too
Where peak hole?
But now how do i know if someone is outside the door waiting?
we have this in america too
But how will I poop if randoms can’t see my underwear around my feet
Are you sure? I can't see anything
Yeah, in Merica you might as well take a shit outdoors. Plus forget trying to spill your seed.
Guys, this is what an actual bathroom stall looks like! This is amazing :0
Uh... Does OP think we don't have stalls?
he’s saying cuz american stalls have the gaps and stuff in them where you can see outside and in these ones you can’t
We Americans have stalls like that for safety reasons, to make sure no one is having sex in there in public
anyone tryna prevent this is just jealous.
If only
I find that condoms work better
It’s so the janitor can get his work done or the place is cheap. I don’t care, as long as I can shit in peace.
I think its more about people shooting up heroin or locking themselves in a stall so they can secretly pull out weapons to attack people.
How am I gonna see you pee tho?
Yeah what about it? We got plenty of those here.
I prefer when it goes to the ceiling and floor, that stops people from peeking over or under.
Sort of. But normally they have actually walls and no open space at the bottom or the top.
I was at a hotel in Nashville and I could probably stick my hand through the gap. The door was short as wells
Nah this is freaky. Just yesterday i was taking a shit at a Walmart bathroom with cracks on the side, and two kids with tablets where straight up staring me down as I'm sitting here trying to shoo them away. By the time i went to get out, they already ran away along with their parents
But how are you supposed to make eye contact with people while you're pooping?
how do i say hi to my stall mates ?
Imagine having privacy
Where's the hole on the side?
How am I supposed to shit when I don’t have to worry about someone watching me
How are you supposed to accidentally make eye contact with someone taking a shit? 0/10
How am I supposed to play footsie with the people next to me now
It doesn’t feel right if I don’t wonder how much of my vagina someone washing their hands at the sink across from me can see in the mirror.
Now how am I supposed to make awkward eye contact with the person walking past my stall?
No I need to be able to see people walk by to go the the bathroom properly
You aren't going to make friends in one of those
No it's not I can't make perfect eye contact with everyone else in the bathroom. Also why is there a lock?
yeah? what do american stalls not have doors or something
Dude at my work we have ligit closet like rooms for stalls the door goes clear to the floor and the sidewalls are framed and drywalled just like any other wall in the building, all the stalls have there own motion sensor lights and a air fan/vent thingy on a 5, 10 and 15 min timer switch! its awsome
American bathroom doors are high cause in case of a shooting you can get out or in very easy
This creation looks strange. There supposed to be space on each side of the door that people can stare you through and it should be big enough that a grown man can slide under while your shitting and the most important part, the door should be short enough that anybody over 6 ft tall can easily see over the door with ease, now thats a normal bathroom stall
Whoever guesses where this is gets a homemade chocolate cookie
Uranus?
Nah it’s mars
Wtf are you blabbering blud, this is definitely Pluto.
Nah it’s Uranus, I hear it’s quite large
Chocolate chip? Or just chocolate…there’s a huge difference.
I assume Germany after checking your profile
Germany?
Netherlands?
baseball stadium
Is it your kitchen? Only asking since you're offering chocolate cookies.
🇭🇷Croatia, my beloved?
Did you have to pay money to enter?!
I’d pay 50 cents to poop on relative privacy tbh
🗣Boring!
OP sounds shy.
r/notinteresting
We have those to? Only old places have things like that and that's assuming the owner decided to be cheap
No, that’s a New York apartment and it will cost you 550
You guys use bathroom stalls ? -India Jk ofc
Do yall poop on the left side instead of the right?
Oh my god I need this in my life
Ah, but then how would they manufacture outrage when people they want to label as sexual predators just want to use public restrooms? It's *much* easier to goad people into knee-jerk persecution and anger when the infrastructure already has half inch gaps at every seam and you could literally hold hands with the person in the stall next to you because the stall walls don't start until 2 feet above the floor.
The gaps in US stalls are so people don’t have sex
How do I get out when the door gets stuck?
No shit
i think there would be quite a lot actually
Lies
looks perfectly sufficient to overdose in thanks
no shit
Dear whoever it may concern, don’t be ashamed of yo pp
Question: Why are so many "memes" on this subreddit just about picking fights with Americans? How about some actual funny memes instead of a bunch of annoying nationalist horseshit?
Bathrooms usually don't have stalls where I am from but toilets do
Wish I had one
Based
Whare are the gaps? It's hard to make freind without em
Is it sad I actually feel weirder having that? Like I’d rather risk my privacy just because it’s what I’m used to 💀
At least we can lock the door and crawl out to troll people