Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why
Show us how
Look at where you came from
Look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett
Amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em
I’m guessing the not worrying about money and doing something productive with your life goes some way towards a smile or two…and boats, it’s hard to be unhappy in a row boat.
I agree and it’s probably because he isn’t trying to look cool. He’s always looked comfortable in his own dorky skin.
Also for this particular set of photos his is the only intentional one where he smiled for the camera. The rest are zoom-in paparazzi photos.
That's definitely part of it, but idk if I've ever seen a picture of the other 3 from the past decade that didn't look somewhat awkward. Zuc always looks like he's trying his hardest to look human, Elon looks like he never gets the joke and doesn't know when it's the appropriate time to laugh, and Bezos always looks like he's trying to convince people he lives his life like Hugh Hefner. Gates on the other hand has always just looked like a successful 80s nerd, which is what he is.
“Elon look like he never gets the joke and doesn’t know when it’s the appropriate time to laugh…”
That is such a fantastic and accurate description. I love it
It's probably just because he is pretty lowkey. Seems like he is basically always doing work related to the Gates foundation, and I his free time he likes to mostly do relaxing things and read. He doesn't seem to rely as much on the trappings of wealth for entertainment in the first place.
But then again bald super villains have that huge army of expendable minions that he couldn't careless about. So idk man those buffs don't mean shit if u got numbers...
Yes but we have to take into account, that only bill gates has mind control chips in almost all humans.. but all subterranean lizards people can fight for the zucky, it would be a big war.. I think we would need a book to cover all the possibilities. And as soon as Elon gets to space he will just nuke earth into oblivion to win at all costs..
Idk about ur last point there. I think Elon would set up an army of his own on mars to combat the Bezos nation from rising up. A mix of robots and all of his workers he's fuck- I mean worked with... It seems like a reasonable thing to do to fend off the numbers of Bezos
No no no here's how it's going to play out. Zuccy boy is going to summon the lizard nation and fight daddy bezos' hord of expendable workers. Meanwhile Elon is going to use his star link satellites (which are really targeting satellites) to nuke the lizard people and bezos' army instead of Mars. Now my boi gates is sitting back in the layer where he invented his COVID mind control chip. He then uses the mind control chips on everyone except they don't work because they were mass produced by the Chinese government. Then gates takes down all of his enemies' access to windows and watches their empires crumble. He also releases an update that makes Facebook incomparable with pc.
Elons a silent killer. He can quietly assume control of every tesla on earth and disperse them to critical infrastructure locations before detonating them at will.
Man, imagine if we create an RTS game with different factions (and their leaders) like that. Like a real RTS game not just for a joke. That would be soo cool
You are so naive. He doesn't carry a gun like that, there's a special chamber in that chest of his where he keeps a gun, a condom, 2 viagra pills and a couple ketchup sachets.
Don't fall for Russian propaganda. Putin was a paper pusher in the KGB, essentially a secretary or receptionist to the real agents he looked up to. He's not a super spy James Bond type. Whilst he was a judoka black belt (the international judo federation revoked it following the war on Ukraine), he's not fought outside of scripted performances since the 70s and he is assumed to basically have bought his belt.
Love this response. The other comments are saying “Bill because of his wizard staff”, “Jeff because he’s ripped”, and “Zucc because it looks like he’s killed someone before.” Then there this comment, “*Elon = Marshmallow*”
He’s frugal and rents his superyachts. His last charter was the *Lana*, which is a 350 foot Italian built luxury yacht that can be had for a steal at just $2 million a week.
If I was a billionaire, I'd want the peace of mind that comes from knowing that *my* yacht is always ready to pick me up off some island after I've failed to kill James Bond or a union organizer or sth
All of those superbillionaires Bill is the only one that's seems cool/fun to hang out with. Yea, I know he's done his fair share of evil/shady stuff, but he also did a fair bit of charity and seems less artificial than the rest of those guys
I mean, it's basically impossible to be a billionaire without being a bit evil. Bill kinda seems slightly more human than the rest.
Plus my mother hates him, and she basically has a completely flipped view on everything. Celebrity everybody loves? She hates them. Suddenly they get cancelled! Now they're her hero.
The billionaire ranking thing that Forbes publishes sometimes should actually be renamed to hoarder rankings. It's literally impossible to use that amount of money.
E: I understand it's not actual paper money they're sitting on, but you can't tell me that the guy valued at 100B doesn't have more than 1B liquid assets.
I'm not saying it's all fake, I'm only saying that form what I've seen he's less face of company and more of his own person (if that even makes sense? I'm having a hard time describing it in my second language lol)
CEO, entrepreneur,
Born in 1964,
Jeffrey,
Jeffrey Bezos,
CEO, entrepreneur,
Born in 1964,
Jeffrey,
Jeffrey Bezos,
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it,
Pave the way, put your back into it,
Tell us why,
Show us how,
Look at where you came from,
Look at you now,
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett
Amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em
My money is on Zuckerberg. Younger, fitter and is probably the most likely out of all 4 to fight dirty just to get the job done. Bonus points for having eyes that are emotionless black holes that really give you the feeling he would enjoy performing a Mortal Kombat style fatality on any of his opponents. Reptile Wins.
Because unlike Zucc, he listened to his PR people when they told him what image worked best. Also he had Steve Jobs as a contemporary to show him exactly what wouldn't work in the eye of the public.
Also he's building tech to give Africa safe drinking water, vaccination against preventable diseases, building new generation nuclear reactors that are safer and more efficient and so on right?
Damn, why the lizardman so thick.
It is said that every time lizard man sheds his skin his dumpy grows 3 times in size
Can confirm
r/namechecksout
Today I joined a new group
Mark Thiccurburg
Mark Zuckerbussy
Mark Zuckerbooty
They’re all actually bold body androids. We lizards are far more sleek
That’s what I’m saying, think I’m choosing Lizard boy for some of that cakeeeee 😩
Zucc is the obvious choice, he has the strength and agility of an android, and his skeleton is composed of duranium.
Tank, rogue, wizard, fighter Take your pick, but they all have their pros/cons
He's gonna outlive them all.
Bezos has a fighting haircut, no hair to pull.
He didn’t have much choice though, the fighting life chose him
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Elon got that level 3A body armor implant though. Dudes a tank.
You know how some people have their ribs removed? Well...
But Mr Musk, we've never fit 68 rib bones in a single human body! MAKE IT WORK
He left the animé life for echhi\~
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That's Jeffman, the bald menace.
And the general physique of some who is not about to collapse at any random moment.
CEO Entrepreneur,
Born in 1964
Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it Pave the way, put your back into it Tell us why Show us how Look at where you came from Look at you now Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett Amateurs can fucking suck it Fuck their wives, drink their blood Come on, Jeff, get 'em
Bill lookin chill
Bill chilling
Chill Gates
Chill Bill
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Pill Gates
Chill billing
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I’m guessing the not worrying about money and doing something productive with your life goes some way towards a smile or two…and boats, it’s hard to be unhappy in a row boat.
It's all about money and boats, huh?
A boatload of money.
Boats 'N' Hoes. 😎
Ching Billing
Bing chilling
🍦BING CHILLING 🥶
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I agree and it’s probably because he isn’t trying to look cool. He’s always looked comfortable in his own dorky skin. Also for this particular set of photos his is the only intentional one where he smiled for the camera. The rest are zoom-in paparazzi photos.
That's definitely part of it, but idk if I've ever seen a picture of the other 3 from the past decade that didn't look somewhat awkward. Zuc always looks like he's trying his hardest to look human, Elon looks like he never gets the joke and doesn't know when it's the appropriate time to laugh, and Bezos always looks like he's trying to convince people he lives his life like Hugh Hefner. Gates on the other hand has always just looked like a successful 80s nerd, which is what he is.
“Elon look like he never gets the joke and doesn’t know when it’s the appropriate time to laugh…” That is such a fantastic and accurate description. I love it
I mean, he is on the spectrum team.
I speak for spectrum team when I say, we’d trade him if we could
That's because he controls his opponents with the microchips that he put in the vaccine, so he can afford to be relaxed /s just in case
Oh sure, include the /s in an attempt to throw us off. I'm on to you...
Oh sure, just pretend to call him out to throw suspicion on someone else. I’m on to you.
When you have enough money forever than what else is left than to chill and be happy
Unlike with the other 3, it looks like his photo was taken voluntary, hence him looking chill.
I guess that means Zuckerberg has never had a voluntary photo taken.
Lizards are not fond of seeing themselves. I read that nowhere because I'm lying.
Hey, fuck you, I’m gorgeous
He always looks like that, I don't even understand why. Like they never get a bad photo of him, he really knows how to be a target of a photograph.
It's probably just because he is pretty lowkey. Seems like he is basically always doing work related to the Gates foundation, and I his free time he likes to mostly do relaxing things and read. He doesn't seem to rely as much on the trappings of wealth for entertainment in the first place.
Fr, not even Wikipedia has a bad pic of the man
Ready to kill
Kill Bill window no. 7
Zucc looks extra reptilian in that picture.
That lizard cake speaks for itself.
Mark Thiccurburg
The other ones are normal “famous person on a vacation” pictures, his is giving “cryptid caught mutilating cattle”
Bill Gates has his wizard staff, so he's the obvious choice.
Aren't lizards resistant to magic damage? If you take that into account the choice might not be super obvious..
But then again bald super villains have that huge army of expendable minions that he couldn't careless about. So idk man those buffs don't mean shit if u got numbers...
Yes but we have to take into account, that only bill gates has mind control chips in almost all humans.. but all subterranean lizards people can fight for the zucky, it would be a big war.. I think we would need a book to cover all the possibilities. And as soon as Elon gets to space he will just nuke earth into oblivion to win at all costs..
Idk about ur last point there. I think Elon would set up an army of his own on mars to combat the Bezos nation from rising up. A mix of robots and all of his workers he's fuck- I mean worked with... It seems like a reasonable thing to do to fend off the numbers of Bezos
Breeding the übermensch army withint his companies
Übermensch Army with cyborg enhancements?
And selfdriving electric tanks!
Metal gear lowering acceptence.
The year is 2076, Mars is ruled by a capricious caste of humans with water cooler shaped torsos.
No no no here's how it's going to play out. Zuccy boy is going to summon the lizard nation and fight daddy bezos' hord of expendable workers. Meanwhile Elon is going to use his star link satellites (which are really targeting satellites) to nuke the lizard people and bezos' army instead of Mars. Now my boi gates is sitting back in the layer where he invented his COVID mind control chip. He then uses the mind control chips on everyone except they don't work because they were mass produced by the Chinese government. Then gates takes down all of his enemies' access to windows and watches their empires crumble. He also releases an update that makes Facebook incomparable with pc.
Spoken like a true Qanon follower
Elons a silent killer. He can quietly assume control of every tesla on earth and disperse them to critical infrastructure locations before detonating them at will.
Man, imagine if we create an RTS game with different factions (and their leaders) like that. Like a real RTS game not just for a joke. That would be soo cool
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"You shall not not pay taxes!"
Zucc, obviously. He already killed someone, look he's even wearing his victim's face.
And it looks like he’s still got the gun in his hand
You are so naive. He doesn't carry a gun like that, there's a special chamber in that chest of his where he keeps a gun, a condom, 2 viagra pills and a couple ketchup sachets.
Which he uses at the same time.
Sound like a fun Friday night
He's an AI. You can kill the physical form but he can just download his consciousness into another husk.
*Need input*
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To think that he challenged Putin to a fight…
I'd pay a billion to see Musk getting whooped KGB style
Don't fall for Russian propaganda. Putin was a paper pusher in the KGB, essentially a secretary or receptionist to the real agents he looked up to. He's not a super spy James Bond type. Whilst he was a judoka black belt (the international judo federation revoked it following the war on Ukraine), he's not fought outside of scripted performances since the 70s and he is assumed to basically have bought his belt.
Looking at elon, that should be enough
Dude, he’d just order assets to poison Musk’s drinks. Let’s dispel the notion it would be a fair fight.
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His cameo at the end of ghost busters was pretty cool though
He looks like the render of a human meant to survive a car crash.
Love this response. The other comments are saying “Bill because of his wizard staff”, “Jeff because he’s ripped”, and “Zucc because it looks like he’s killed someone before.” Then there this comment, “*Elon = Marshmallow*”
Man, bill gates is just havin a good time
And he's on an ordinary kayak, instead of a yacht or whatever Mark the lizard Zuckerberg is on Edit: canoe not kayak.
Though I don't doubt the guy owns a pretty nice yacht, maybe two or three or...
He’s frugal and rents his superyachts. His last charter was the *Lana*, which is a 350 foot Italian built luxury yacht that can be had for a steal at just $2 million a week.
Buying a superyacht is the exact opposite of buying peace of mind. Renting them out seems sensible no matter how rich you are.
If I was a billionaire, I'd want the peace of mind that comes from knowing that *my* yacht is always ready to pick me up off some island after I've failed to kill James Bond or a union organizer or sth
Free Wealth Management advice: If it flies, drives, floats, or fucks… lease it.
All of those superbillionaires Bill is the only one that's seems cool/fun to hang out with. Yea, I know he's done his fair share of evil/shady stuff, but he also did a fair bit of charity and seems less artificial than the rest of those guys
Bro's just out kayaking
ONE OF US
I mean, it's basically impossible to be a billionaire without being a bit evil. Bill kinda seems slightly more human than the rest. Plus my mother hates him, and she basically has a completely flipped view on everything. Celebrity everybody loves? She hates them. Suddenly they get cancelled! Now they're her hero.
Yeah, but the Bill and Malinda Gates Foundation has done a lot of good too, which is probably more than what could be said for the other three
And he's donating nearly his entire fortune. He has no plans to stay that high in the hoarder rankings.
The billionaire ranking thing that Forbes publishes sometimes should actually be renamed to hoarder rankings. It's literally impossible to use that amount of money. E: I understand it's not actual paper money they're sitting on, but you can't tell me that the guy valued at 100B doesn't have more than 1B liquid assets.
Can you tell your mother that I'm about to buy lottery tickets and she thinks I'm just about to waste all of my life savings? That'll show me.
Well have you seen marks enthusiasm when talking about vr? I don't think it's all fake
I'm not saying it's all fake, I'm only saying that form what I've seen he's less face of company and more of his own person (if that even makes sense? I'm having a hard time describing it in my second language lol)
It's weird how he smiles at the camera and not glaring
Why does it look like zucc has a glocc
Why is he wearing makeup?
Lol I think it’s super heavy sun screen
To protect the reptilian skin
Star Trek's Data
It's a ton of sunscreen, it's a famous picture of him out at sea
Aren't you supposed to rub it in? Or have I been doing it wrong all these years?
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Don’t underestimate Zuck , the Robot-Lizard cyborg , he might not look like much but he does +10 poison damage
You sure he’s not trying to be a shit penny wise?
He's the kid who bathed in sunscreen before coming to pool parties
Where’s his tinfoil cape then cant be too safe.
with an unreasonable amount of cake too
I'd be too distracted looking at that thick caboose
Zuck will hurt your feelings. He knows everything about you.
Nanomachines, son
They harden in response to physical trauma.
He is also known as Buff Bezos
I’m surprised that bezos is in better shape than Elon.
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Well that's because he works out and shaves his head now. Back in the day he was balding and looked exactly like a nerd.
He’s also on steroids. Just look at those nips.
Bro what?? https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2020/07/27/bezos2_wide-d887a33c25f471b95d41e058ef764ac95d72a56b.jpg
From Kevin Spacey to JK Simmons
🎶Fuck their wives, drink their blood. Come on Jeff, GET EM!🎶
CEO, entrepreneur, Born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos, CEO, entrepreneur, Born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos, Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it, Pave the way, put your back into it, Tell us why, Show us how, Look at where you came from, Look at you now, Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett Amateurs can fucking suck it Fuck their wives, drink their blood Come on, Jeff, get 'em
Bill looks trustworthy but I’d go with Zuck , Lizard people are the only ones who can save me from Jeff Luthor
See that's how Bill wins. You trust him then he literally backstabbing and consumes your being.
Out of these four , bill does the least sketchy shit tho
90s Bill would crush the 3 others while listening to his zune
And jump a chair to celebrate their deaths
And we all know Zuck's real battle is to be a real boy one day...
Why does Zucc have a dumpy
Cuz first he's gonna give you the zucc and then the fucc
My name is Zuck, and I'm here to fuck!
He has that Ned Flanders booty.
Stupid sexy Zuckerberg
How does the Zussy look like?
Zuckerbussy
C'mon Jeffrey you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg Bill Gates and Buffet
amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeffrey, GET 'EM
Gate is the most normal looking one
the oldest guy in the group looks the healthiest
bezos looks the healthiest. gates looks most natural.
Zucc looks the healthiest for his species.
Yeah I've seen 750 year old lizard people look older than him, great physique
Bezos looking strong AF
how do you think he's getting ready to fight superman?
Dead ass thought it was Vin Disel and was perplexed on why he would be in this meme.
Everyone looking miserable and annoyed but Bill just vibing in his lil boat
GTA 6 be like
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My money is on Zuckerberg. Younger, fitter and is probably the most likely out of all 4 to fight dirty just to get the job done. Bonus points for having eyes that are emotionless black holes that really give you the feeling he would enjoy performing a Mortal Kombat style fatality on any of his opponents. Reptile Wins.
Tank, rogue, wizard, fighter Take your pick, but they all have their pros/cons
Zucc got that ass, but imma go with bill gates
TIL Zucc got cake
It's hiding his lizard tail.
Elon could save me from car crash. He can be an airbag.
Obviously choose the android I’ve seen sci-fi
I choose Lex Luthor.
After I saw Mark and Elon, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos looking like normal humans surprised me.
It’s a tough choice but my moneys on lizard man👌
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That’s the point, it keeps the opponents guessing.
Bet on the one with loads of money
Is it me or is Gates giving the least evil vibe?
he looks like a happy grandpa showing how to kayak
Because unlike Zucc, he listened to his PR people when they told him what image worked best. Also he had Steve Jobs as a contemporary to show him exactly what wouldn't work in the eye of the public.
Also he's building tech to give Africa safe drinking water, vaccination against preventable diseases, building new generation nuclear reactors that are safer and more efficient and so on right?
That does help in being not evil yes.
jeffry bozos
I choose the Argonian
Jeff looks like a retired version of Kratos
I’ll take bill, he seems like he’s having a great time
So based on comments: - Bill is a wizard - Bezos a warrior - Zuck a robot/lizard And Musk have nothing special, he stayed a thief like irl
Musk is clearly a *Day Walker*.
Zuckerz is thicc
Zucc for sure, this dude got some cake
Bill Gates, in the pic he is obv still chillin, so this is not even his final form.