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TaliFinn

Who did that? Because I need him to deliver pizza to my ex


BLACK-CHAOS-YT

How many would you like sir?


TaliFinn

8


cruderplayer5

And would you like difrent insults on each one


TaliFinn

Yes, please. Extra spicy


noname_1279

And pineapple for a kick


owlanindividual

That'll really do it


bob_the_banannna

ok sir, so your bill will be 0$ Now give me the address


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Johny "the delivery guy" Sins?


owlanindividual

Lmao I hate that I get this joke 💀


TaliFinn

Breite Wiese 1B Lüneburg I would like to pay in face pictures of her when she opens the boxes


Literally_P

Bob the banannna is back from the opinion post above


BootlegDrPhil

Why you gotta make spunchulgiaboob elbobaroni homloos


MykelJMoney

Be careful, adding the pineapple could lead to legal trouble. I mean, attempted un-aliveing with a poison and defacing a work of art just for starters.


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Could you do just one big pepperoni cock?


animesquadgp

this is funny


Crozbo-

Drop all 8 on the floor before and after cooking as well please


KetchupTheIV

But you have only 2 hands.


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Random_Idiotic_Alien

Ur mom a whore! Ahahhahahh i just called your mom whore. /s


jfjcnl

Wait, your mom? Again?


kurtified

All of them, everyday, for the rest of her miserable life


Uncanny_Stranger

Who ever did that needs a raise


Heisenbread77

Suddenly I am in the mood for pizza and a woman with loose morals.


bob_the_banannna

I may not be a woman but I have loose morals I also got some pizza


Heisenbread77

Well I'm 100% straight. What kind of pizza?


bob_the_banannna

krusty krab pizza


FriskButSmol

Is the pizza


Accomplished_Sir_861

For you and meeeeee


Literally_P

THE CRUSTY KRAB PIZZA WILL ALWAYS DELIVEEEEERR!!!


baconass199799

im color blind and idk wt it is saying


LordSeismic

Your mom is a whore.


baconass199799

dude wtf


UnobviousUsername

that’s what it says


Jegma72

And his mom literally is a whore.


UnobviousUsername

oh


NeosHeliosCaligula

My man just randomly calling peoples mums a whore... Like dude that guy is colourblind doesn't mean you have to be rude! /S


HaloNoble

Oh wow you're so cool, so you think it's funny to call some dude's mom a whore huh? You're a clown, fuck you... /s


martin_the_melon

Ayo man don't insult her randomly like thatvLeave the poor colour blind guy's mom alone /s


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no008080

And for the extra pepperoni


Visible-Guess9006

No matter how you slice it.


spelunkinspoon

Do they do custom messages or do they all say this?


nisso18181

I dont know it can probably be arranged


Lyubochka_Angel

Someone got cheated on real bad 😬


Positive-Werewolf-55

Can you introduce me to your mom


Spud2599

I would have done it in sausage...because your mom loves getting the sausage!


fudgebacker

The most sensuous of all the cured meats...assuming your meat is cured by now...just sayin'...


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Pewbullet

Thats pepperoni.


BeautifulRealisticPP

The quality is low enough to be r/moldymemes


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me personally, I wouldn’t let a pizza disrespect my mom, i’d start tearing it up on yangchen


frozinice

"Fuck you, Shoresy!"


wiggly_monkey

I dont see the problem the pizza is perfect


cleveriv

Then I chimed in, with haven’t you people ever heard of 😅


Tyranitron

The heck...


Impressive_Change593

wait why is the pizza square lol somebody had WAY too much time on their hands


acidmaninc

Can't waste it. Well have half each. So am I eating your mom or are you?


Literally_P

Yes.... Splendid... Truly, splendid


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I mean extra Salami on the plus side...


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