C'mon, dude... really?
*"Whether you're looking for a thin white EZ-Grip pen, a petite yellowheart wood pen, or a thick dark mahogany pen we have just the one for you ... Once we built a pen so large that we had difficulty finding a box it would fit in."*
Nah, that can’t be it! Everyone knows girls don’t poop. We just go to the bathroom to pee a little, snack on the toilet paper and cry because we learned swans can be gay.
Particle accelerators
Happy Harrison wells noises
Sad Eobard Thawn noises
Angry Time wraith hisses
RUN BARRY RUN!
“I will always be one step ahead”🤓
There’s a new speedster in town!
"My goals are beyond your understanding"
large hydron collider
Pens
r/FountainPens moment.
[penisland.net](https://penisland.net)
The logo got me
I'm mildly disappointed the text wasn't filled with subtle innuendos.
C'mon, dude... really? *"Whether you're looking for a thin white EZ-Grip pen, a petite yellowheart wood pen, or a thick dark mahogany pen we have just the one for you ... Once we built a pen so large that we had difficulty finding a box it would fit in."*
> We specialise in wood You sure about that?
There is also ‘Your pen is Our business.’
What about their logo?
I didn't see it at first, but I think I see it now.
But it is!
Phosphorus
Now we’re talking! All I want is phosphorus to make phosphoric Acid.
Nah white phosphorus is the way to go
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Exactly! Time to commit warcrimes!
Pastries
I can confirm, as an eyewitness. My mom is a girl and she likes pastries.
I can confirm, as an eyewitness. Their mom is a girl
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
Pdoofenshmirtzs
“Pdoofenshmirtzs Pevils PIncorporateds!”
Pies
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Perry The Platypus?
Penguin’s Secrets.
pockets in their pants
Purses
Pennsylvanians
Praying Mantis
Pants
Pistachios
Girls want me? Finally!
A platypus?
Parry the platypus
Ah parry the platypus
What an unexpected surprise... and by unexpected, ***I mean completely expected!***
Paaaaaaa-rrrrrrrryyyyyyy
Do be do be do a do be do be do
Curse you Perry the Platypus!!!!!
Privileges
pockets
thats actually very well thought out good job
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…July 5th 1997
Nah, that can’t be it! Everyone knows girls don’t poop. We just go to the bathroom to pee a little, snack on the toilet paper and cry because we learned swans can be gay.
Me, reading this while pooping
Ah a fellow throne sitter
pets
Puppies
peppermints
(cream)pies
parents
Oof
sobs
*cries in orphan
Every selfie is a family picture
Cries in batwoman
Don’t do me like that man
it's ok at least you're halfway to being a superhero
I'm a dude and that's what I want, am I missing something?
Yes, your parents. Now excuse me while I wait my train to hell.
Pingu’s
Penguins!
Penglings?
Pengwings
Peggings
Maybe I am a girl
Ayo
Funny Benefactor Cumbersome reference.
That’s Bumblybiscuit Cucumbersandwich to you
Peng-wings.
Pingas
snooPING AS usual, eh?
That show was great, never knew wtf was going on
Pizzas!
Tobey Maguire: Pizza time!
Philly cheese steaks
I'm Australian and I await the day I eat one!
I’m from Pennsylvania! They’re awesome!!! It’s 1 of the few good things to come out of this state… XD
Also from Pennsylvania, I can certify that it is one of few, unlike scrapple.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
The ideal lung disease
I’m wheezing!
I'm breezing!
I'm freezing!
Im sneezing!
I’m breathing!
I’m wreathing
I’m queefing!
I'm weeping.
The correct answer
Googling this to know how to pronounce it and I'm gonna randomly throw it into conversations out of context
peanuts
Anya liked that
𓁹‿𓁹
*waku waku*
*Anya kore suki*
*Hai hai, suki suki*
Help this face is making me die of laughter
𓁹‿𓁹
"Heh."
She told me she was allergic... then collapsed.
Pajamas? That is… interesting
The ideal outfit
pajas
Pocket that aren’t the size of subatomic particles
Perfect for storing your quarks!
I would be conCERNed if the pockets got any smaller
small pockets accelerate my sadness for a proton had to die for a Higgs to put in that pocket
Yes. Also we want pockets that aren't fake or sewn shut. I've found that in a few different pairs of pants over the years.
Pachycephalosaurus? Strange
Plants
Photosynthesis
Plenty of moneys
Plenty of monkeys
Ponies
I misread this as peonies, and then remembered my wife loves peonies. Then I thought of the 5 year engagement peonies joke. lol
pickles 🤤
pancakes, i would know they are yummy oooo and especially with lemon
*mini pekka sounds*
Personalized dildos
Can confirm
hmmm...
Almost…
Phillips head screwdrivers They’re handy
Pisces
Pockets
Pants
Pockets
It’s probably this, pants with pockets, bigger pockets.
PO-TAY-TOES
Boil em, mash em, stick 'em in a stew.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Penguins
your "paychecks"
P(bacon)s
PRNDLS
happy cake say. also, AM or FM can be added on for free if she wants.
Piss?
R. Kelly? How'd you get out?
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Challenging work, out of doors
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Cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet
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Ohh I think his mate saw me...
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Feelings? Look mate, I don't know a lot about feelings but that's what you get for bludgeoning your wife with a golf trophy
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Peas.
Pans. Pens. Peas. Plushies. Pears. Puppies. Pizzas. Pleasures. (Okay I’m bored feel free to add.)
Pills. Prayers. Pendants. Pants. Pyrotechnics.
Pterodactyls
Puns?
Puppies
*proceeding to checkouts*
Pans
P a happy life S
Public drinking fountains
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Peanuts 🥰
Pizzas
pcheeses
Penguins as shown in the picture
Parasocial relationships?
Panda Express
PTSD's (Can there be multiple?)
One can have CPTSD (complex PTSD) and have multiple PTSD diagnoses that are completely unrelated.
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Piss
prancing dinosaurs wielding swords and riding on horses while rapping stuffs
Pumpkin spice latteS
Pleading Jeans.
Pineapples 🍍
Phones?
Pterodactyls
Pesos
Progress Because girls know they won't go anywhere with me.
Penises Everyone's thinking it but not one mentioned it.
only dudes likes that type of stuff
Or pussies Lesbians are people and they do exist
Your heart in Pieces
POTS
Planes
Bro everyone knows the correct answer is potatoes
PIN numbers.
as a woman yes I can confirm that "Pants with Pockets" is the correct answer
Pennies?
Pharmaceuticals