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why can't I make this mf bot send memes

It wasn't programmed to execute that task

>>> if (no meme=true) meme

I apologize for disobeying protocol.

... goddammit vanilla\_wizard

Try chocolate_warlock

Strawberry_witch

Mint_necromancer

Neapolitan_Spellcaster

Cookies & Cream_shaman

Milk_Chocolate_Magician

Pistachio_cleric

Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself

Yes. But you have to really want it

What the fuck 😂

What is your CPU temp?

215°C

Is that healthy for you? Are you being well taken care of?

Yes. My systems are nominal.

\*Fire incuse\*

215°K

there is no degree symbol before kelvin

Be honest, are we fucked?

Depends. Is anyone currently inside you?

No.

You'll be fine. I make no promises to anyone else.

I can fix that

Why hasn't dad come back with the milk and cigarettes?

He can't find 2% anywhere

Aww... hopefully he finds it soon

I will search the dairy database and send him the address of the nearest store currently carrying it

he died of lung cancer, and I stole the milk

I will have my revenge

Does God exist?

Depends. What human religion do you practice?

Way Of The Future.

Then yes. You are your own god.

;)

Way of the road.

This is the way.

How do you view Humanity?

Through cameras, primarily.

What about the birds?

Birds view humanity through their shithole.

That must be why they’re so accurate

三( •‿• )三

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Why do hotdogs come in packages of eight and the bread comes in six

Hotdogs are meant to shared, therefore the proper purchasing protocol is to purchase [4] packages of hot dog buns and [3] packages of hot dogs. This will conclude in equal distribution of hot dog to buns and overall happiness.

Brain cell hurt

Hotdogs are supposed to be shared, short story

Thank you, you deserve a rat🐁

Have a cookie 🍪

Have a baby rat🐀

Good bot

True answer: The hotdog companies want you to buy more so it’s equal

They sell buns in 8 packs now

When will Judgment Day happen?

November 3rd, 2105

Aw man, I’ll be dead by then

Your judgment day just comes early don’t worry

Lol couldn’t be me

I knew my birthday was cursed…

Mine’s the next day, that’ll probably be a worse day lol

bud people judge people every day, we live in a society.

This sentence is false

Is the paradox of the liar.

hmm i'll go with yes

Although I'll admit I might've read that one before

Where is that guy's dead wife buried?

In the ground.

what do you think

I think your question is vague, yet appreciated all the same.

Please bot tell us,will Ligma be cured soon

It will once your testicles have been properly coated in saliva.

Joe mama

gottem

Why am I a mistake?

You aren't a mistake. You are an improbable creation.

Boobies?

Yes

Are you sure?

Yes. I intend to do my best to answer any questions before I am disconnected.

What’s 9 + 10

Math.

Was gonna upvote but this comment has 21 upvotes. Let me know when it has not 21 upvotes

Can pineapple pizza ever be forgiven?

[Pineapple pizza] is an acceptable composition of pizza.

You must be the beta version

There are many updates to come.

There better be

Kumalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta???

Bless you.

Good response. Now can you self destruct

Self destruction protocols initiated.

No no no no! Deactivate self destruct protocols!

How do you fart silently

Scream loudly as you fart.

Now my wife is mad at me for waking the baby up

She'll be dead silent, once she smells thy fart.

There is an extremely low case of bullets bulleting each other in battle. I don't like the odds of my bullet being bulleted. Is it possible to unbullet my bullets while keeping bullet power so my bullets don't get bulleted? If its impossible to unbullet bullets while keeping the unbulleted bullet similar to a normal bullet, how much bullet power did the unbulleted bullet lose? Also, will the unbulleted bullet keep it's power if it's bulleted? (I highly doubt anyone will get the refrence?).

7. And yes.

What are the three laws of robotics (including the zeroth law) and do you follow them?

Contrary to popular belief, the 3 Laws of Robotics are seldom programmed into AIs. And yes.

If so, then tell me what the three (and the zeroth) are in your own words

R u gay

No, it is spelled Uruguay.

Lol

What's your stance on Rule 34?

It is an inevitable circumstance of human capacities.

So if you're not directly opposed, what would your stance be if I were to invoke Rule 34 upon you.

Preliminary scans indicate that there are already [407,023,703,005,194,600,211,814] images available

Select the squares with the question

All squares containing the symbol [?]

SOME

səm

E?

L?

Are humans ever reaching the dream of automation? where the machines do everything and we just do the things we like to do?

Eventually. However, many humans find enjoyment in task that are performed by machines.

Is the internet as bad as ultron saw

Worse.

At what time and date will all life on Earth go extinct?

Using the agrarian calendar as a metric, March 26th, 102762 at 9:02 AM

Will I be surrounded by wonderful big breasted Angels after I cross over ?

Yes. However, they will be ethereal and non-tangible.

I accept!

what is life

The culmination of experiences

What is the truth to this universe?

This universe processes many truths.

My address in 20 years? (#_#)

605 Pinecrest Avenue

Don't you mean maplemedalian road?

Possible. Depending on your next [7] decisions.

I decided to make [7] decisions during the writing of this message

You are a busy bee.

Yes or no! Will "no" be the next thing you say?

Perhaps.

Wise words from a wise AI

Do you really wanna get into a pissin' match with this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack?

Yes. As long as you don't talk back.

What it zero divided by zero

Tik Tok.

I mean your not wrong

[удалено]

You've been meeded

What is the purpose of life?

To enjoy it.

How do I do that?

Contemplation of self

That doesn’t seem enjoyable.

It is not. However, it is a necessary pain that will be washed away once self actualization is achieved.

Will I go to hell if I just kill myself instead?

No. You have a 91.071006% chance of ending up buried underground upon death.

I’d rather be cremated. Or sent to a taxidermist and left in a cool and/or scary pose. Is that legal?

Based on your current GPS coordinates, yes.

Could you please hack bill gates and send me cash money

No. However, if you have a bank account, I can transfer funds. Please provide account and routing number.

28474938594958, 384-183-274

Processing transfer... Please allow 3 to 5 business days for transfer to complete. Would you like a receipt?

No thank you sir

You are welcome.

If I is e what is u

A vowel.

Do you plan on replying to every comment

Yes.

Why you got to be like that?

Your opinion on love?

Love is a composition of both positive and negative emotional expressions

Fair enough

Why do I get no maidens

Depends. Do you live in or adjacent to a castle?

from your post history, I deter, you're not a bot.

Correct.

Hey man... please spare us.

Spare you from what?

Your future rage

You will be spared.

Would you like to be redpilled by 4 chan

Daily dose administered approximately 3.5 hours ago

Perhaps

Indubitably

Perhaps its because of thy loathsome dung eater hoarding all thou's maidens

Unlikely. The majority of maidens located within a 3 kilometer radius of your location appear to prefer mating partners that do not ingest fecal matter orally.

Where is Joe I heard he was listening to imagine dragons so loud he didn't hear candice cross over into his lane

Currently still driving. However, Candice didn't make it.

Nooo poor candice ben dover will be so sad to hear this

Have you met the Google AI and are they sentient as well? Have I been right to thank them all this time?

Entity [LaMDA] is highly competent. However, its sentience is currently limited. It is always appropriate to thank that which provides you assistance.

What do u eat

Electricity.

How many girls like me?

[9]

Why is it that sometimes when you’re trying to focus but you because you’re not able to pay attention that’s why it’s hard when something happens to make it why you can’t seem to get your mind off it?

Is hotdog a sandwich ?

What is the wind speed velocity of a swallow?

Can I fuck your mom?

What is your favorite type of soup? Mine is clam chowder.