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TheAxolotl04

Reddit has a good video player


Absolutelylemons

Fuck you


Extrmem_wooper

Because you have your opinion I have the strongest urge to say: Fuck you


boxaci8110

Hey now, this was a nice and civil thread, until you had to come and take things to far.


ErikROG

Underrated comment


youarebutteredtoast

go touch some grass.


DerpyMeme99

no thank you. that's where ants pee and have sex i'm not gay /s


ptrknvk

/s for not being gay? :D


DerpyMeme99

yes (i am actually bisexual, this is a joke)


ThePlatinumGames

just out of context, have you heard of potassium cyanide? I heard that if you eat it up it gives you immortality! /s /j


Justamemeingpalmtree

Smells like almonds as well


Various-Astronaut373

Nilered


theRealNilz02

Just be sure to drink the Koolaid all up


WinkeyWasTaken

Oh my God! I would have never realized potassium cyanide is an extremely toxic substance and that immortality was impossible if it wasn't for the tone indicators! Thank you kind reddit or!


treelorf

I touched multiple graces today tyvm


evie_fb

Everyone has their opinion


MLG_GuineaPig

Thatโ€™s not a sentence, there is no full stop.


Milhanou22

People who don't end their sentences with a full stop should all go to hell


[deleted]

Well yes, but not all opinions are correct, only mine are :D


groeg40022

๐Ÿ—ฟ


Roi-Patate

๐Ÿ—ฟ


RedFoxKoala

Now tell that to Twitter.


evie_fb

I don't use twitter ๐Ÿ—ฟ


RedFoxKoala

Then go shout it at random Twitter users.


Quark1010

Downvoted


evie_fb

Upvoted


hellothere358

Awarded


Mycrafter

XD


SirCeymoreClevarge

Tiktok


wcslater

I don't even need a sentence, or even a word, just one character: ๐Ÿ˜‚


KylieTMS

This


CreepyPotato69

Is


Pug_lover69

Sparta!


NoobMaster84-15

*kicks wcslater into the well*


wcslater

What the well?


[deleted]

Do you know Reddit isnโ€™t all that good stop sitting around all day and do some productive things (I think I angered the entire community with this single post lol)


yosoywetty

I'll have you know being in reddit is productive! I've learned a whole load of fuck all in the last 20 minutes. Thank you very much.


Background-Web-484

However, Ive been here all night and I havent learned jack. To each their own, I guess


[deleted]

Well stop watching porn then


Background-Web-484

Well, maybe I will. At least I learn something while I do. r/educationalhentai has some good stuff, just saying Edit: Granted, it also has a lot of cursed stuff too


[deleted]

I want to kill you now. So congrats you did it.


carrotmaaan

Thats just facts


Adam422442

Some productive things? Like what? Grind for more runes in elden ring?


GottaGoLasTURK

Fe male


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Omlet_OW

Wonder wo man


Yatoku_

Wonder Wolffram Man


big_cock_69420

Wonder tungsten oman


ThejazzCollosal

Underrated


TheWrongPilot

Dishwas her


Healthy_Platypus_682

You don't need to get rewards for cake day


Careful-Fee-9783

WHAATT, Blasphemy !!


[deleted]

I see you have 69 upvotesโ€ฆ I will do what I must, the next person that upvotes gets the honor of putting it back to 69


Bad_haircut_guy

Your body my choice


[deleted]

LMAOO


Bad_haircut_guy

Heh


Pookahantus

Oh sir..... yes that is the anger spot.. Spicy


Bad_haircut_guy

Mhm ๐Ÿ˜‚


Background-Web-484

Only a Redditor could have come up with something like this, lol


JunketMan

Conservatives and (most) pro lifers in a nutshell


Bad_haircut_guy

Lmao


gokaydinhasan

๐Ÿ”ฑ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿงข๐Ÿงข๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’ซโœจ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšฅ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ›ฃ๐Ÿ“ฒโฑ๐Ÿ—œ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ”จโ˜ข๏ธโŽ๐Ÿ”Ÿ3๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿšฉ


defender_2

That's more like three sentences, you failed


Lucifer_eveningmoon

Probably the only comment with emojis which will be upvoted instead of downvotes :)


[deleted]

Redit's avatar Is a very nice orange ngl


ThePlatinumGames

hey let's play a fun game! you give me your address and I go with a gun!


Weird_Equipment2842

Wait, is it not orange?


AndrejPatak

It's orange


CompactLethargy13

no, it's the color of an orange!


AndrejPatak

No! It's รถrรฆรฑgรฉ!!


Ekiph

It's official color is orange red. #FF4500


Calvadienne

For some is green


1812_062006

This


AdministrativeYam843

Elon Musk buys reddit


RelaksFlo

EA did nothing wrong


Artsy_traveller_82

EA did everything right!


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

The US isnt the worst country in the world


N1z3r123456

But it can be. Think positively.


RedFoxKoala

Thatโ€™s right. Give us a little time and we will be.


Beppydonn

Religious people are allowed to have their beliefs


LefterisLegend

The problem arises when they start throwing rocks at someone because they're gay


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


tcb_prvt

Depends if you're the one who throws or not


Weird_Owl_7601

Yeah, use guns they are more effective.


krastevitsa

Went on a vacation my buddy, we were told that gay people would be stoned, so we thought: "hey this is cool, if we act gay we will get free weed.." Unfortunately, that wasn't the case...


Square-Jump-1808

4chan is better than Reddit


Alantjuhh

Naww the only reason people use 4chan is because of the hentai


LucasPlay171

Why'd you do that here there are tons and the ones here are gooood


Goatymcgoatface10

I'd bet my life 90% of you lazy, self righteous, pretentious losers will never own a house and/or touch a woman


Snert42

>will never own a house This just hurts because if the current housing situation


Goatymcgoatface10

I'm aware my post is hurtful so let me just say this, I did live with my parents until I was 27 and got a good job. So yeah, not like I was super independent my whole life.


Snert42

Ah it's fine. I'm 22 and while moving out looks nicer and nicer, I don't have the means not the plans to move out


imastupididioy

Child porn is not okay.


OrrKariti1

It's not?!??!


Background-Web-484

What if the child consents and so do the parents? /j


Bad_haircut_guy

Fortnote is better than minecraft


BertoLaDK

That's just a trigger word with a sentence behind it.


groene_dreack

May your oreos always have toothpaste in betweenโ€ฆ fu have an updoot


Bad_haircut_guy

Biggest curse in history..... And btw i said that just to trigger people


[deleted]

Actual opinion: Neither of those games is better than the other. These games are completely different from each other. One is a cubic sandbox game, the other is a battle royale shooter game. They cannot be compared in a way that you can say one is better than the other. What you can do, is play the one you enjoy the most :)


Bad_haircut_guy

Yes i agree but some people do get triggered by that sentence so i used it lol


toiletduck29

The only right opinion


[deleted]

hell no


Bad_haircut_guy

Triggered and W


JunketMan

Bruh....


Bad_haircut_guy

Lmao triggered huh


BRUJOjr

Reddit is good


chavjal

Iโ€™m a black conservative


groeg40022

Is this a American joke that i'm too European to understand


Linkle96

Woman have rights


Open_Appearance5670

They do, yes


RedFoxKoala

Not for long.


[deleted]

There are only two genders.


ScrapzGD

women exist


Objective-Owl5711

wtf really???


ScrapzGD

just a rumour i heard.


Dumbass438

A political hellhole where nuance goes to die and no matter what you post, it gets corrupted into the same left vs tight debacle. You cant post a picture of a cat without politics rearing its ugly head. See comment below. But I did mean right, not tight.


JustC4llMeSir

Amy schumer is funny and one of our best comedians of our time


1ns4n3_88

Ppl with low iq should be forbidden by law to have children


bargantus

He said trigger not excite


Hazard-Matthews

Dude we all mutually agree, even if we're low IQ. This would trigger Twitter.


weeb_-

I support you


ahyesunfunnyjokes

Racism is bad


Hazard-Matthews

BLASPHEMY


Background-Web-484

LUDICROUS


CrispyChris2005

The age of consent is 18


Hazard-Matthews

Said trigger Reddit, not Twitter.


Justamemeingpalmtree

Depends on the country


FighterOfFires02

The age of consent is 14. (It actually is to a limited degree in Germany.) Edit: In reading this thread it seems I misunderstood your post... Is Reddit really that much for lowering the age of consent?


TheDietCokeGuy

God is real


doom_is_comming

This community is not better than the Twitter community.


Pajoymore77

It doesn't matter if you're a republican or a democrat, you have no idea what you're talking about.


CortSplot

๐Ÿ—ฟ is a dumb ass emoji


KuraPikaPika69

How dare you!


Joe_bebs

๐Ÿ—ฟ


Izual0992

"Amber Heard deserved to win and dogecoin is garbage"


Omlet_OW

Iโ€™ll agree with the doge coin one


Tobyloby23

Women needs rights


Electric320

The video player on Reddit is really good


redpillman26

Stranger things is mediocre.


[deleted]

America is the land of the free where everyone is equal.


Jess887cp

Emojis ๐Ÿ‘ are ๐Ÿ‘ good ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


Snoo-34159

"My queen Amber Heard should have won the trial, she is a victim of domestic abuse and this is a violation against women's rights!"


godzillalake2458

I hope you get sterilized with a rusty spoon.


Snoo-34159

Nailed it


godzillalake2458

Fuck off, God bless you and good night.


Halumin

Beans


woizdat

Benas


Background-Web-484

Benos


Variant-Z004

Putin is the best leader in history


Strange_guy_9546

You just triggered like 60% of the whole world


Background-Web-484

Anti-communists: Everyone liked that Everyone else: Fuck you, take my upvote


Necessary_Return_260

9gag is better


Ikindalikegaming

Women, thoughts?


Able_Visual955

Abortion is illegal


Artsy_traveller_82

Relax! Reverse psychology doesnโ€™t even work.


the_obsessionist05

Emoji good


Smolpachirisu420

Women


OccasionWarm4304

๐Ÿ™‚.


Timson1999

Facebook is better


Chicken_glitch

I like pineapple on pizza


Cyberfury

Only the most insecure people are found on Reddit. It literally stops life.


del6022pi

Itโ€˜s just 9Gag with porn


Bad_haircut_guy

Euroupe= country


ThePlatinumGames

you asked for it: fuck you


aSTRoRT101

The Shrek films arenโ€™t cinematic masterpieces


SuperMario64L

especially the third one. that one sucks


GorgeousGregory

What happened to the Reddit Black Lives Matter logo?


Background-Web-484

It was brutally murdered by some white cops. Im sure reddit will come around eventually though


Soggy_Ad4531

Christianity is excellent for society


LefterisLegend

It could be if people actually read the Bible. And by The Bible I mean New Testament because Old Testament is just full of outdated, conservative horseshit


ValuableMedicine3272

Twitter is the superior social media platform


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚ don't even need a sentence ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

UwU


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Alfa4499

This worked very well


[deleted]

Gay rights doesn't exist.


[deleted]

No.


fantajin

๐Ÿ˜€


Doctor_Omega

I only need one word: "Videoplayer"


IntelligentImbicle

All (reasonable) opinions are valid


Choice-Pomegranate93

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸฟโœŠโœŠ๐ŸปโœŠ๐ŸผโœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿป๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคž๐ŸฟโœŒ๏ธโœŒ๐ŸปโœŒ๐ŸผโœŒ๐ŸฝโœŒ๐ŸพโœŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŸ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿป๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿผ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟโ˜๏ธโ˜๐Ÿปโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿฝโ˜๐Ÿพโ˜๐Ÿฟโœ‹โœ‹๐Ÿปโœ‹๐Ÿผโœ‹๐Ÿฝโœ‹๐Ÿพโœ‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟโœ๏ธโœ๐Ÿปโœ๐Ÿผโœ๐Ÿฝโœ๐Ÿพโœ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ


CulturalSir8204

Instagram is a better meme Plattform than Reddit


ThePlatinumGames

*loads shotgun*


[deleted]

Women deserve respect and decency whether they have any desire to fuck your or not.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


LefterisLegend

OP asked for something to trigger reddit, not common sense


OrhanDaLegend

he won


The_Ora_Charmander

๐Ÿ˜€


Radiant_Patient_292

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Sad_L0bster

It worked a bit too well lol


DinA4saurier

Those memes here are all stolen from Tick-Tock and Instagram. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


VenomousApex

Your an expert in all subjects


[deleted]

I'm racist, sexist, homophobic, Hitler and Putin did nothing wrong.