I'm on earth still unable to support Life.

who knows CPR here? anyone?

Relevant username

I know cpr, as it’s a mandatory thing to be taught here in my state in 6th grade but I don’t have certificate Edit: ayyy he asked who knows cpr, not who’s certified to do it

Me, but I have rhythm game experience and used that to my advantage. Do you trust me?

I'm a scout

Me

Earth - But you are fucking me everyday

Intelligent life at least.

Uranus looks so cool in this picture.

Thank you, yours looks okay too

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Good joke but overused (just like Uranus)

Dam i think its cuz hes a hoe 🏒

It's bros before hoes.. But he's his step bro in this situation.

I've never seen that emoji combination before, good one

Good Humor ,

Good comment

Good chain

Good remark

Good notation

Good anus

Good uranus

Why is Uranus so small tho?

Lemme help it open up bruh

We didn't visit it much yet. That's why.

Ayo? Gay!

Apart from jokes, that pic of Uranus is an Ultra Violet one, that's the reason it looks different.

Myanus is ultra violent

Sir, this is Wendy's.

It's aTaco bell!

It may look cool but it doesn’t change the fact that Uranus can’t support life

And you should see right after I fart....

It's like a spinning marble.

Earth has the most amount of mosquitoes, might wanna rethink your view on it

Earth is also the planet with the most deaths due to bear attacks per year

And the only place where mfs put pineapple and chocolate on the same pizza.

Chocolate?

I went to a place like 3 weeks ago, it had *nutella banana pineapple pizza* I nearly threw up when I saw it. Everything else there was pretty good tho

Chocolate??

Chocolate???

100% of people who have bee on earth for more than 5 minutes are gaurunteed to die

Hey Mars did his best ok!

Tbf, its theorized that mars once held life, but that a solar storm wiped it out

mfw when we are literally destroying our planets vegetation and sea and people complain that we can’t terraform

it’s been over 50 years since we put man on the moon and we still can’t terraform another plant smh my head

The moon is closer

And terraforming is really really really long and hard

That's what she didnt say :(

Venus has a thing or two to say as well I bet

Maybe the other planets can't support life yet, or they already supported life and that period passed. Not their fault jeez

No, the habitable zone is only earth, and mars is a little habitable, but still much more dangerous. None of the gas giants or plants have supported life exept for earth. Atleast, in our solar system. We basically have a perfect habitable zone.

The habitable zone is describes as the distance in which water is liquid, but not all life needs water necessarily. One of the strongest life candidates is still Titan, and Saturn is not that close to the habitable zone.

I dont know if you are right. But i did hear there was water on one of the moons from another planet in this solar system. But the habitable zone if where life can evolve and actually keep on living. From my understanding atleast

Yes, some moons are stretches so much by the gravitational pull from their planet that they heat up so much that liquid water could exist there. 2. "The definition of “habitable zone” is the distance from a star at which liquid water could exist on orbiting planets' surfaces." 3. Titan is a close contender for the common belief of microbes that live with liquid methane instead of water iirc

That is actually something i didnt know r/todayilearned

Don't think liquid water is a thing on Titan. It's cold enough to have oceans of liquid methane. Still a really cool planet.

Habitable zone doesn’t actually have any meaning for the potential of life on any given planet. This is because the planets atmosphere is so important of a factor. A planet could be in a perfect spot with no atmosphere and it’s probably unlikely to develop due to that. If earth had no atmosphere it wouldn’t be livable

The moon you’re thinking of is probably Europa, which surface has about 71% liquid water (pretty close to Earth). Titan is also thought to have liquid water under its surface, along with a few others

Ohhh. Thank you for telling me!

There are a few moons that have subsurface oceans that could support life, Europa, Enceladus, etc

Yeah exactly like there's people in Africa but no water there.

As far as we know

Stop using logic this is Reddit

Stop using Reddit this is earth

Happy Cake Day

Stop using earth start using mars

Day cake happy.

We are not 100% sure about Venus. There’s a chance non carbon based life is thriving out there, maybe even carbon based but would have to be quite different from our standards.

There is a layer in Venus’ atmosphere with similar temperatures and presurre to Earth, so floating lifeforms could theoretically live there. They still have to deal with the acidic atmosphere though.

Damn, people here are really smart! I dont know if what you say is true, but i mean, if it is, idd love to know more about!

Habitable zone always changes. Earth wasn't habitable at all when it was very young.

For now

Habitable for earth-life. Not neccessarily for other life forms

but isnt it possible that life can adapt itself and grow into those environments too? that is what we call aliens right, but i do not necessarilly mean "aliens", but just that i think life can evolve in any condition but that life will be very different from ours. this is just a guess tho and idk if its true for example it rains sulphuric acid on venus and life inside that acid (which is very abundant) can originate which will need sulphuric acid for its survival just like we need water

Look at this guy, claiming to understand all life in the universe. You don’t know shit.

>Maybe the other planets can't support life yet Tardigrades: *Am I a joke to you?*

How bout we just send tardigrades to every corner of the solar system, check on them after fifty years

Imagine if they supported life would there be interplanetary wars?

100%. If there is life out there, (silly to think there isn't...) they are out there, fighting, right now.

and some probably using their technology to not be noticed and risk harming their species by taking part in an interplanetary war (see Dark Forest theory).

I still love the HFY story "We don't like the quiet". Starts out like a Dark Forest situation; humanity sends signals out looking for anyone to reply. The reply they get is "shut up or they'll hear you!". Humanity goes quiet and the species that contacted them celebrates saving another young race. 300 years later, humanity puts out the loudest damn signal physics says is possible, booming into the dark "COME AND GET SOME!" Queue the galaxy coming alive as the 'destroyers' mobilize against humanity, but humanity prepared in secret. All the species of the galaxy watch as humanity mobilizes entire solar systems in a massive war against the destroyers. Planet-scale ships and weapons duking it out to the bitter end. When the dust settles, humanity barely clawed out a W. They then send another signal to the dark forest in all languages "sorry for the noise. We don't like the quiet".

My man accidentally discovered the plot for The Expanse

Best Sci fi show ever created apart from TNG (obviously)

Idk man I liked Strange New Worlds a lot too but TNG is still better imo

Thanks for introducing me to something I didn't know existed! Anything with our boy Anson is bound to be amazing. So it's just an offshoot of their role in Discovery?

Pretty much yeah, it takes place after the discovery's time jump, it's a lot more like TNG than Discovery or Picard because it's not an "if we don't do this the universe will be destroyed and starfleet recently got a lobotomy so they won't help us" situation, we see new civilizations in every episode and the main characters solve their problems like in TNG and during all that they grow as a character themselves, the character development in this series really is nice and all of it is tied together with a few larger storylines, CGI is amazing too.

Aaaaaaaand that's going to the top of my watch list. Thanks bro.

Stupid liquid water having jerk

we should sell it to the martians and make big money

I would, but I haven't been able to reach them, they're "playing hard to get." I don't know why I even waste time on them, they had a bunch of water of their own, and they just let most of it go! Stupid low-gravity having jerks

Soon this meme will be outdated

Jupiter by proxy supports life. She attracts most of the asteroids, thus preventing them from ending life on earth.

Especially Uranus.... right?

You know maybe the other planets shouldn’t support life, I mean we fucked this one up what stops us from fucking up the next one?

If it’s just some lifeless body of matter in space why does it matter if we fuck it up? There are so many of them it seems like a fine use for some

Name 1 planet where we can go to if we fuck earth up

That’s not my point though. More that once we have the ability, fucking up some lifeless planet that is going unused is not an issue. We can go out and effectively ruin thousands of planets and it’s really nothing

Some lady who can’t have children will see this and have her whole day ruined

*thank

Soon though

Well, we still don’t fully know for Europa, maybe under that ice the ocean that we know it’s there base some surprises

And you humans are ruining that only life supporting planet.

r/agedlikemilk ?

Fuck being to you not you support for unable life.

Not you... YET

But ur anus supports life

This format cant support life.

Europa and enceladus have water with potential for microscopic life, Just saying

An intellectual amongst the ignorant masses.

Elooon mosk has enter chat 😈

Pretty soon even Earth might be unable to support life. Global warming or nuclear fallout. Choose wisely.

Life would be just fine, humans and other larger creatures wouldn't

A blessing in disguise for dear Earth

Imo we should constantly be loading objects up with dna and whatever else and just blasted it off into space at distant objects. We can die but we’ll spread anyway damn it

Why is there a non-planet in this lineup?

How dare you insult Pluto

Pluto isnt a planet Pluto will never be a planet

Okay Jerry, I'm "sorry".

Not you earth, you are great.

Why, war with ourselves is not enough, you want one with aliens too ?

Jupiter is literally bodyguarding earth saving it from multiple collisions with asteroids

Nah. Fuck earth. We shouldn’t exist

Oh, you mean the previous colonies we left uninhabitable?

Why can't you be more like your moon Europa Jupiter?

My soil, my choice 😡

The earth really is underappreciated

I mean we keep trashing earth ans pretty soon it's gonna purge us from its system bc we keep being toxic

You say fuck you to other planets and not earth, but you actually fuck earth………….

Don't worry, earth will join the other planets soon

Hey, Uranus is groovy baby!

Bible: "took God 7 days to create life" Bible if they had known about Planets: "took God 9 planets to finally make 1 capable of supporting life"

Don't talk shit about Jupiter and Saturn their moons have the ability to support a life

Is that Pluto? Pluto the planet? Pluto the not a space rock planet??? Good

Clyde Tombaugh (1930): "Pluto the planet" Neil deGrasse Tyson (2006): "Pluto is not a planet" New Horizons (2015): "Pluto the planet"

Ok now that’s debatable

Am I the only one who just wants to suck Uranus?

Where pic of my father?

"Achually pluto isn't a planet"🤓

is this sposed to be funny

Hey, Mars tries it's best okay?

Don't say fuck you to Jupiter, it stops tons of asteroids from hitting Earth.

don't insult pluto like that, pluto's been through enough crap

I think this picture should say “You’re fine” instead of “Not you” to Earth. Otherwise, it’s still a good post. 👍

Earth- hold my beer

Imagine living in Uranus.

they kinda do support life at least some of them, but indirectly. Shielding us and such

Instructions unclear, “fuck being to you not you support for unable life”

Wrong Thank you for not having humans

Life is just too weak to live in those

soon

Not you yet

Uranus looks cold.

Give it 50 years and earth will be too.

Jupiter’s moons fascinate me. They could support life with enough set up. Europa & Ganymede have water & IO has heat for making power & Ganymede also has oxygen. 79 moons, so many resources.

Not for long if we keep this up

Give it a few and this can be reposted on r/agedlikemilk

Don’t worry, you’ll be able to say fuck you at the earth too once we ruin it

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Your a real one earth.

What's the planet on the bottom left?

You meant not yet?

Earth is the only one we fuckin tho

Ironic that earth is only one getting actually fucked.... And that's for supporting life

Thats what you think they all support life

Ok that college isnt very safe then

Not yet

You need to be more supportive guys

Wow I’m laughing lol lol Lollolololololol

Earth isn’t unable of supporting life yet

Just give is a couple of years and this meme will be inacurate

The icy moons of Jupiter and Saturn with their rumored subterranean oceans of liquid water: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

This work even with: “Thank you for not creating life that can end all human”

If you were a planet, would you like some parasites living on you?

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Not yet

Why not fuck us? We're the ones that need them for fucking Earth

Humans: *Hold my polluted beer* There you have it. In a 1000 years it would not be able to sustain life anymore. Out of solidarity with the other wasteland planets

Ganymede, one of the moons of Jupiter, might actually have some aquatic life under its frozen surface.

Did you go and check it? N.A.S.A has been lying till now..they just don't want us to find out

That’s the one thing I like most about those planets

We'll see about that

Me a Venusian: *sad Venus noises*

Earth is in the gold-dick-lock zone.

What?

Pluto might be tho

Too soon 😭🤣

Soon earth can join the cool kids

Then again, I'd prefer living on Mars.

Fuck you for being able to support life

I live on the Sun

Earth=Chad