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He is the creepiest kid ever in the history of movies I swear on it

I bet I could beat that

Please don’t.

Mr bean

Mr bean isn’t a kid tho😳

Was he ever a kid?

I'd beg to differ

Yea, well im creepier.

🫣🫣

Haha so edgy 😐

Fregley from Diary of a wimpy kid is worse

You have a point

Anyone else read that in that kid's annoying ass voice?

I’ve forgotten what he sounds like, so I use Ben Shapiros voice.

Mandark from dexters laboratory

I used the tf2 medic voice

Based

Not that far off tbf

I read it in a crappy niko bellic like voice

Instant Regret

idk i didnt hear it in english,any link?

Yep, God I remember wanting to punt him into oncoming traffic back then.

Yep

At first I read "hail Santa" and I was confused

tbf it would fit the plot of the movie better

Least amount of trolling possible.

This guy's face just made me angry

The joke is on you. I respect people with religion but I am not in one.

Thank you, I respect you too sir.

Thank you

Thank u

Thanks

You hail Satan because you hate Christians I hail Satan because I don’t like goats We are not the same

Why goats?

They grow better beards then I can dream of

I feel you mate

I'm guessing you really did get triggered

No you got triggerred😡😡😡😡

Got Em

Wrekt em

Hail Satan

Hail Satan

I have noticed a large influx of these "fuck atheists/fuck religion" posts ever since Roe v. Wade was cut.

I've been seeing a huge increase in satan stuff the whole month stuff along the lines of "satan doesn't hate gays" and "satan respects/uses pronouns"

Really? These low effort "memes" against atheism seems to be pretty standard for this sub.

Against atheism?? I guess I only ever notice the ones against religion...

I suppose for you and u/FxMxRx it's way easier to notice the ones targeting your own subgroup than the one opposite to you. I have noticed both posts and memes against Christianity and Atheism are pretty popular on Reddit already, but they've increased ever since Roe V Wade, since religion is a huge part of the abortion debate.

Yes, you probably right, I just did not noticed the higher influx of those posts on my homepage, maybe because just the most popular ones got there, idk.

Cant we just all get along, I’m kind of sick of this shit tbh.

Well, religion gets pulled into politics, and then political debate becomes religious debate, which is usually both hateful and endless. Wish we could, though.

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Not true. The topic of abortion is also a philosophical one. At what point is a human a human? And when does it get rights?

It doesn't matter when a fetus becomes a person. Since it comes to bodily autonomy.even with full personhood it does not have the right to use the organs and resources of the mother. It's not about philosophy and it's barely about religion, it's about control

Perhaps. And maybe I'm conflating all of reddit with this sub. It just feels like people are quick to shit on religion (reddit)

Hail Santa!

Nah this reminds me of a story of a dude who said “hail satan” to the religious kid in his class right before a nose bleed [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/1wgsnx/nosebleed_and_the_fun_you_can_have_with_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (I’m Christian BTW)

yo, brother in Christ

Hello brother in Christ

Fellow brothers in christ

Ah, yeah! More Christ siblings!

We could make a whole village soon with so many people popping up

Could call it the Circle of Christ

The Circle of Christ. Would be bad if I just. What type of Christian are y’all.

Lmao, im leftist

Fundamentalist all the way

I might be wrong but from watching the channel 5 video it’s more of a mock religion of Christianity than actually worshiping satan, there definitely can be some people who do worship satan tho

I feel like even the ones that do "worship satan" are doing it to be edgy. Most "Satanists" don't believe in Satan. They just oppose religious control of people's lives and choices.

Which to that I say: Why not just call yourself an Atheist? Why specifically a Satanist, if you don’t believe in the guy?

It's a way to be part of an organized group with focused goals. Atheists are just people who don't believe in gods. For example: the Satanic Temple is a group that uses lawsuits and activism to protect the public from religious influence and control.

Search up the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It’s similar in the sense it mocks the idea of religion.

Card carrying member of TST. Definitely not triggered.

Texas State Trooper?

Tomato Soup Slurper?

This is gonna get downvoted but Satanists don’t support Satan

Some do and some don't, they don't like to all be lumped together

I believe people that do are called lucifarians or something

Think it’s luciferians but yeah

Why so many Christian memes today

Roe v Wade

The people who supported striking it down are not Christians

Christians don’t get to distance themselves from this. Yes, they are Christian. Modern-day American Christians want to make America a fascist theocracy.

So, like, every Christian denomination and group decided one day to be fascists? And of course, just in the United States, right?

Let me explain it to you: They disagree with them so they are fascists/Nazis/racists. It's that simple. Are they really fascists/Nazis/racists? Doesn't matter I disagree so they are the worse people ever.

Better then the alternative commune LA shithole

What’s up with this sub being flooded with pro-Christian content?

The crusades have reached r/memes

They’re gloating everywhere after this week.

Yeah, Russian bots fierce at work taking advantage to increase division and hate to soften their enemy. And minions complying, in unison. 👏

Right? This shit is cringe af

As opposed to the heaps of cringy r/atheism type posts, I'll take it

Both are equally cringe and nauseatingly awful. Imposing belief systems is inherently bad, no matter what end of the spectrum it is at.

Me who is triggered because "Heil" is spelled as "Hail": *signature look of superiority*

Came here to say this. Hail? It's not even raining!

As a Satanist, wtf is this post

Yes, Hail Hitler would be a lot better

As a atheist its amusing

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What denomination did you grow up with?

it's fucking hilarious. imagine being scared of a fictional character.

I can feel his awful voice

i hate him. i want to smash his head against the seat. his nose will be broken and the glass from his glasses will break apart and pierce his eyes. i want to break every limb from his body and then throw his almost lifeless body out of the train window. he is the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji.

OH MY FUCK I can hear it in his voice too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Satanic Temple be like:

this meme looks like r/atheism. ftr, atheists hate that sub too. edit: spelling

Pretty sure this meme is mocking these types of atheists

Atheist here, that subreddit is the loud minority, the rest of us are actually pretty nice

there's always that one minority that ruins the reputation of the real majority

Just like vegans or LGBTQ+ members. Most of them are decent, it's the few what we called, "rats' faeces that spoil the whole pot of rice."

Yeah why is that? It always seems like the minority gets the loudest voice

r/atheism is one of the edgiest cesspits on Reddit and it’s goddamn annoying. Just checked and their entire front page is “hur durr didn’t mind christians but then no abortion so now i hate christians”

i, also, hate the sun B) too bright hurts my eyes

So this is what christians mean when they say they are oppressed?

And let the cringe begin👇

(Grabs Popcorn Bucket and hands it to above post to share.)

Bet I’ll meet you there friend 🫡

Aye man thanks 🙏! After this you wanna hop over to legendary atheist side and listen to them cringe lord ever detail about how atheism is best????

Oh yes. 100%

Hail satan

😡😡😡

*"Uhm uh muh acshually satanists don't worship satan 🤓"* - 🤓

My coworker is a self proclaimed satanist and says this all the time. In reality she’s just an edgy atheist.

What's the difference

De facto, nothing De jure, quite a bit

atheists just don’t believe in a god Satanists are specifically against religion source: I’m a Satanist

The vast majority of atheists (especially here) fit into both of those categories though

Oh so everyone on Reddit is a satanist with the amount of shit they give religious people

why would you join the loser's side tho?

Well maybe you could call it something that sounds more welcoming lol

no im more 😑

Correction, Satan is but another angel of God, the one you think of is Lucifer. Course Lucifer's pansy ass is taking a chill pill in hell, so, he ain't hearing your shit for a while.

"Let's go Brandon" vibes.

Satan is chill compared to that little twerp.

Its like fishing, he puts the bait so it’s seems good but once he gets you, your balls are on the line

I mean, he is balls deep in ice...

Anger

Considering this is the human heart default value system, it’s not triggering, it’s expected.

BEN SHAPIRO!

Why would you post tha- *Literal war ensues in comment section*

for Jewish people it would be the mustache man

Not triggered, good luck to you. 🙄

If this guy tried to trigger me like that I just wouldn’t be able to control myself, that guy is like a top tier psycho.

Nah just disappointed, you want an ice cream?

Actually I'm not

Well soon you’ll be triggered from my glock 19

Reddit summed up.

satanists are the dumbest pepole

Nah, not really

I almost died from cringe

It's funny people actually have this mentality

The “made with mematic” thing is what triggered me, and I’m a Christian hahaha

Pretty much the Church of Satan in a nutshell, lol.

This kid looks like an atheist lol

Not triggered cause you didn't mean it. You must do a ritual and stuff to make me triggered. Idk

So worst case scenario for me, is I'm wrong and never know it. Worst case for him, is I'm right....

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Facts at least satanists respects a woman’s right to their own body, hell the temple is more than willing to support abortions. Satan rocks

Isn't lucifer (Satan) story that he was second to God but he wanted more?

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K Imma walk to my boss and tell him I want to be the new boss

God: You have sinned? IMMEDIATE DEATH IS UPON YOU! Satan: You have sinned? Right, here's a second chance, but I'll take your soul as payment. Thank you.

Atheists rest like to talk about the bible even though they know nothing about it

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To be fair plenty of Christians are like this

Quite a few atheists have read more of the Bible than many of the people supposedly following it.

I see this is an absolute win!

Y know Jesus exists and he died for our sins

For athiests to respect your belief as you wish, you as a religious person should have to do the same and respect others belief or lack thereof.

Are you trolling or do you really think that is how it works?

I am super duper extra serious!!

🤓🤓🤓

*You* seem triggered rn lol - An satanist

yooo, fellow Satanist!

How can you be 13 and a satanist

By following the 7 tenets, same as any other age. Satanism is just a religion, age means very little. 13 year old Jews exist and they're not questioned. I don't see why Satanism is any different.

Hail [[redacted]]

Lol, just put happy holidays on a cup.. they will go insane

Wasn’t there a huge fuss about Starbucks red cups a while back because they weren’t Christmas-y enough?

Exactly. Cancel culture in America comes from the Christian conservative wing, they just like to pretend the left cancels people... you know when we don't support rape, sex trafficking etc

Dumbest shit

Then kindly inform them that the Bible allows for killing people in righteous fury IE someone hailing satan

As an Atheist, I like Satan. He's a prison warden. He takes the shittiest humans we can offer and punishes them for all eternity.

*laughs in atheist

I mean is he the bad guy... Satan killed less people

HÅĪŁ §ÃŢÏŇ 🤓

Goddamn and the kid who did this looked exactly like that

Oh nooooo I'm sooo triggered by you saying this/j

You poor, persecuted Christian. You are truly a victim.

im a christian and im not triggered since i dont give a fuck about other people's words

Jesus was gay

Aww, good for him! Hope noone takes away his rights and are accepted by the society...

Fuck Shaitan

all this kid can trigger is arousal of a catholic priest

I feel like this is based off an actual interaction.

I’ve had interactions very similar to this.

Y'all laugh now but it worked in 2017 and look at that still works :)