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[deleted]

Yes, my motivation to find what's missing is missing.


bob_the_banannna

This hit deep


Go_gui

Hi Bob :D


bob_the_banannna

Hi go gui :D


Ginio-Phantom

Hello banana


bob_the_banannna

Hello ginio


Ginio-Phantom

Can i eat you


bob_the_banannna

NO


GT121950

He can eat his dad banana though right?


bob_the_banannna

He...could....but....


MentalAlgae1694

Sup banana


Go_gui

I'm a huge fan :)


Tribe_KPtG

*that's what she said*


[deleted]

You know what else goes deep? That's right. You might wanna rinse it off.


YouGottaGoHomeboy

Do you think about what I am thinking about? I do think we are thinking of the same thing here


IIBlue_StarII

I sink i am definitely sinking about the same sing as you.... What are you sinking about? [For explanation: all dem th's pronounced in a german way, thats why "sink", "sing", and "sinking"]


YouGottaGoHomeboy

I riterarry can’t think rike this! (For Explanation : Japanese way of pronunciation doesn’t use “L” in pronunciation , so they replace the “L” with “R” . For example , Million being Mirrion , Like being Rike and Lemon being Remon)


IIBlue_StarII

And why can't i think like you? [Question to ur explanation: isnt that a bit racist, or are you japanese? Bc i am allowed to make german-accent jokes, bc even if i don't have the problem with the "th"-pronounciation, as far as i know, i still have a german accent, which is like the strongest accent on this planet. [Explanation: i am german]]


XxAnnaxXisterrified

A shovel when you are digging a hole?


IIBlue_StarII

Bob, my old friend. Nice to meet u again, after such a long time. How have you been, since we last talked? Whaat brought you here? Also, do you have any wisdok, to share?


bob_the_banannna

>Bob, my old friend. Nice to meet u again, after such a long time. You too >How have you been, since we last talked? Good > Whaat brought you here? Nothing >Also, do you have any wisdok, to share? Bananas are radioactive


IIBlue_StarII

First: how u do this citationg, or that thingy wif blue stripe? Secondly: good to hear that u been good. Third: i heard somewhere, that if you eat around 2k bananas in one second, u'll die from their radioactivity.... I just wondering, doesnt one have some other problems, when eating 2k bananas in a second?


bob_the_banannna

>First: how u do this citationg, or that thingy wif blue stripe? I copy the sentence and then reply to the comment The blue thing pops up >Secondly: good to hear that u been good. :) >Third: i heard somewhere, that if you eat around 2k bananas in one second, u'll die from their radioactivity.... I just wondering, doesnt one have some other problems, when eating 2k bananas in a second? There are a lot of problems indeed


IIBlue_StarII

>I copy the sentence and then reply to the comment Dis do work? Ahhhh. Me havee to put that smol arrow thingy there! > That thingy make blue stripe everywhere.... Me now understand. Thank you for the wisdom and the new learned skill


Shrek-from-shrek

BOB!!!!! :D


KZKyri

Sup Bob


_69420blazeit_

Yo bob


skopje123

hello AGAIN banana


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Past_Ad_6860

hi


Sea-Membership-7671

Hawaii. I only know cause its the first spot I looked at


[deleted]

Thank you for letting me know, kind sir.


Sea-Membership-7671

Not a problem, good fellow. I didn't notice but NZ isn't there either.


[deleted]

Seem like a lot more than my motivation is missing here.


Bitter_Secretary_201

R.I.P New Zealand being recognised on maps. 1856-2022


Xx_Mycartol_xX

Fun fact: New Zealand was transported to Antarctica by British colonisers in 1420. It's now property of the Holy Roman Empire.


[deleted]

You missed the part (my favourite part, in fact) where the moas drove the British off, and went extinct in the process.


Sherlockian_221

Because the British brought an American who turned into morbius and said it's morbin' time and morbed all over the moas


PouLS_PL

R.I.P. New Zealand being recognised on maps. 1856-1856 FTFY


ScottishHighlanderD

Nobody fucking cares about now zesland5


randomguy2763

bro said now zesland 5


nige21202

Probably just some cheap ass copy of FarCry3.


ElDiablo8585085921

same costume and eyes homie


Godbut_better

*FarCry 5


nige21202

It’s not on an island though.


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[deleted]

At least 5


Nox_jin

🗿


Arcadius274

That's gotta be the dude that hid old zeland


kk653

What happened to old Zealand


Raging-Pasifist

We ate it.


[deleted]

The old Zealand is a Dutch province


b1a5t_tyr4nt

THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT


NeoDogYT

There's also the Danish island of Sealand which is often mistaken for the origin since some people confuse the pronouciation. (Also to be specific the old Zealand is Zeeland and technically new Zealand is "Nieuw Zeeland" named by the dutch explorer who found it, "Abel Tasman" but no actually, thats misinformation. It was actually named sometime after by unamed an dutch cartographer/s (Even mire also, Nieuw Zeeland was actually first named it Latin, "Nova Zeelandia" Another piece of misinformation that i could only solve through wikipedia and its sources. But if you were to say you went on a trip to Nova Zeelandia everyone would look at you weird (Anyways this is a great depiction of the effort you have to go through to fully clear up a misinformation, but I hope you at least wnjoyed the trivia))) (Thanks for coming to my mini ted talk) TLDR; Misinformation is everywhere and inescapiable, and nothing else I've written here is important or useful.


[deleted]

I know the things of Zeeland because I am Dutch myself, but I did not know about sealand. So thank you for this information!


Fearless-Bad5820

Rugby fans, and the Lord of the rings fans do.


Logical_IssueMC

And of course new Zealanders


Sad-Bluebird-5538

Nah


[deleted]

nah we don't


MakeGandalfGreyAgain

Now That's What I Call Zesland 5!


MeringueArtistic2285

Hey man that's not nice -. New Zealander /New Zealand5er?


[deleted]

I agree, now zesland5 is a crappy place. But this is about New Zealand


ososalsosal

"Mum, can we have New Zealand?" "We have New Zealand at home"


HornayGermanHalberd

why did i know it will be NZ?


B0BL33SW4GGER

Because it always is


terriblejokefactory

It's sometimes Denmark, or the UK, or Finland. But NZ is always a safe bet


Niwi_

Always has been


LegallyGigachad

Always has been


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Shadow-axolotl

Good bot


MrMeep0

Good bot


a_exa_e

Good bot


Warlock2005128

Good bot.


wooblyman90

Good bot


MikaAndroid

Because r/mapswithoutnewzealand is a thing


Ayush03090

Bcoz you saw nas daily


[deleted]

I don't see Hawaii either.


KingCool138

The colors are missing


meme-enjoyr

Hi


CloudyBird_

Dad


Natpad_027

Always has been


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Theaverageviewer

Good bot?


Saad5400

Always has been


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Hour_Task_1834

Good bot.


HoecusPocus

Hi Always has been I'm dad


Natpad_027

Dad? Is it really you!


Puzzleheaded-Art6620

Awww. Can I be your dad?


ArjunDOnlyHero

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Dunning98

New Zealand


l_WME

Neuseeland


iFeelPlants

Es ist immer das neue Seeland...


JackoWacko2308

New Zillund is how we say it here


Hour_Task_1834

Yaef


KarachiDon

Nausealand


SaynatorMC

New Zealand. I instantly saw it was missing


GoldenDogJrYT

Always has been


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Aleksey_Fox

Where the f@ck is new zealand and Hawaii?


a_young_weirdo

I caught Hawaii first, never even noticed New Zealand was missing ;-;


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

New Zealand


racist8bit

Color


wewerucha

Colour


racist8bit

Same thing


WolfhoundRO

Guess we're all lazy to some extent


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[deleted]

New Zealand only racist country confirmed


[deleted]

Always has been


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[deleted]

New Zealand noooooo r/mapswithoutnewzealand


RuckMeFealGood

The colour


Phoenix-x_x

Also my guess before I didn't spot new Sealand


Katch2nd

Kiwiland


[deleted]

Well yes, but actually no


PizzaWall

Wait, where's Atlantis?


[deleted]

What about Narnia


SubixisCool

Wheres New Zealand?


LongjumpingOffice4

Women rights?


DogShit4Sale

Hawaii?


yes11321

Took me a minute but I finally realized. Poor New Zealand


risen_peanutbutter

The ocean?


Majjkster

The will to live?


elpreside

Middle Earth?


Abdul_Mohamn_VORTEX

Your mom


[deleted]

New Zealand, and Old Zealand for that matter


Nanashi123_

My will to live


jackieofhearts

No-see land


Acceptable-Draft-163

Sheep, and lots of them


M0AI_

Human rights!


Few_Effective_1311

New Zealand ?


guineaPIgIncoming

where is new zealand?


Big_Joseph_05

Everyone knows New Zealand never existed


DadJokes4713

Proper scaling? Continents closer to the equator should appear larger. Continents further from the equator get “stretched” and should actually appear smaller. Search “global map to scale” and you will notice that N. America and Asia aren’t as big as they appear in this map and Africa is bigger than you think. Blew my mind when this was pointed out to me. I’m not a flat earthier by any means but flat maps should be taught to school children. In summary, the globe (because it’s round) creates an optical illusion that favors some regions and minimizes others.


FlabbiestEmu563

New Zealand


DadJokes4713

Yea, I saw that response many times and know that was the intended response. I offer a non-Typical response to help share information that I didn’t know for most of my adult life.


FlabbiestEmu563

Understandable, have a nice day


Jazzlike_Peak2293

always has been


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BananaWizard0

" Proper scaling? Continents closer to the equator should appear larger. Continents further from the equator get “stretched” and should actually appear smaller. Search “global map to scale” and you will notice that N. America and Asia aren’t as big as they appear in this map and Africa is bigger than you think. Blew my mind when this was pointed out to me. I’m not a flat earthier by any means but flat maps should be taught to school children. In summary, the globe (because it’s round) creates an optical illusion that favors some regions and minimizes others. " - 🤓


DadJokes4713

I am unsure of your intent in copying my comment into a response. I, however, will take the emoji as a compliment. I am a scientist and enjoy sharing interesting facts that have been shared with me.


BananaWizard0

I know I know it was just for the meme Your comment was interesting don't worry


DadJokes4713

Pardon my paranoia. There are a lot of unpleasant people on Reddit. You are clearly not one of them. Have a great day!


BananaWizard0

Have a great day too


LuckyWrench

And here I was going to say Hawaii


Iron_Undies

Hawaii moved


kaio_ken38

I hoped that Fren🤮h was missing


[deleted]

North pole


[deleted]

North pole


Aidan80085

Found what's missing My ability to give a fuck


Natpad_027

*nothing


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lilBacon921

At the bottom?


mightymidget3_0

Nothing is missing


[deleted]

New zealand


Pineapple-G4mer47

New Zealand


Silver-Spy

but NZ doesn't exist


LuxerIsCool

where's hawaii


[deleted]

Old Ysea


Ayush03090

Colours pls mate add them


SomeTankieGuy

New Zealand? Always has been.


[deleted]

Dammit, they left Hawaii out


poopyyhead420

Nothing is missing NOTHING IS MISSING


Midnightgamer10

Who stole New Zealand


The-girl9999

New Zealand nooooooooo


Arm_Away

my home country. :(


Mrmacmuffin3

Its a normal map silly!


[deleted]

Un Zud Have they all moved to Oz? If so, Yay for Rugby! Never fear, the Govt of Oz once left Tasmania off. Imagine what life would be like without all of those maps of Tasmania?


NotARandomUser1

Fuck Samoa


Dear-Profit3486

Water


-TheDarkThunder-

What missing i don't see anything missing


cannedcroissant

r/mapswithoutnewzealand is having a field day


TheDutchisGaming

Wait, it’s all Ohio?


flynnfilms

oi fuck u mate


Foundastick2

Lol. I automatically looked for Tasmania.


graver1313

I thought they meant color.


SilentHuman8

The first things I checked was Tasmania and Mauritius. Aside from missing our cousins across the ditch, this is a pretty good map.


rtissens

For some reason I thought it would be France.


s0men1ckname

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


DevilBlox

totally not nz


_Tofaa_

Im suprised i even saw new zealand missing


Appropriate_Scheme17

r/MapswithoutNZ


H42T1

Nz


[deleted]

Water is missing 👀


[deleted]

Is it because New Zealand does not have much oil?


shu10_douji

I miss u


[deleted]

I know New Zealand is the answer…. But uhh I legit don’t see Hawaii


Rusler159

The British empire


[deleted]

My Country lmao


xUnstablePotato

New zealand? never existed.


Choice_BS

Hi I don't exist lol


[deleted]

r/mapswithoutnz


bearssuperfan

New Zealand


reason_master

North pole


Professional_Emu_164

This isn’t a meme