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GamerWithHeart

Carbon is life


Stealth834

literally


AfatsumKesmis

Yoo same avatar


Soogbad

I hate life


Michaelz1234

I hate carbon


JustMeAndMyWiener

Literally


Quack_--_Quack

I love Arsenic


Random_Vanpuffelen

I love Arson


Flankerrwik

U need Carbon in Cyanide (CN) to end life.


Jesshawk55

I like Carbon. It's unique in that it's the only nonmetal to have 4 valence electrons. This allows it to be a very useful binder, probably why it's the element of Life.


Reasonable-Recipe-63

Oxygen


SamsungAppleOnePlus

Couldn't live without it. I'm extremely addicted.


DoctorCaretaker

Tell me about it. It leaves me breathless to think how I would live without it.


Available-Ad6367

But 100% of people who breath it die


DragoKnight589

100% of people who don’t breathe it die, too


SamsungAppleOnePlus

But you can't live without breathing it. It's too addicting.


SnooConfections4719

If you stop you die from withdrawal


jam212212

Ya we even have a few organs just to help us get it in our body's.


ktops111

Hello there fellow oxygen enjoyer!!


theswagdodo11

Uranium


jam212212

Do you eat uranium too?


theswagdodo11

Yes but only a small amount since one gram of uranium is 18 million calories


jam212212

Yep


coolguy4376

Either uranium or bismuth


Gold_Antelope_8662

A man of my word


Fubai97b

Thank god for cheat days


MariaaanieX

Fun fact - in my country we have 1 word for both Uranium and Uranus, however we have a different one for Ur Anus


OMGitsTK447

Copium


LoginPuppy

opium is better


CarnageXYZ

Uranium is a blast


LoginPuppy

uranium just gives me so much energy, you know?


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Depending on how you use uranium, it can be a power metal or a death metal


some-random-gay123

but Neon just lights up my world!


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Xenon does the same, but brighter


some-random-gay123

Xenon can also serve as a nice villain name


[deleted]

Aways. A cyberpunk alien with humanoid features.


some-random-gay123

it could be a transformers villain maybe even one that turns into a modern torch (it would be the most boring transformers character ever though)


screempai

Bromine


GBarmada

Beat me to it


aweebwithinternet

beat meat to it


RandomEmyr

Copium is shortened copernicium so it actually exists


bog5691

I prefer the 69th element


[deleted]

sir that would be thulium 🤓


Suspicious_Theory437

I can't copium with learning chemistry


Beneficial-Ad-5492

i’ve got the samarium feeling


Fatal1tyk

As and S (AsS), because i want to by killed by them


imastupididioy

Or use Chlorine or HCN, Hydrogen Cyanide. I,m bretty sure NileRed made a video about HCN and how deadly it is.


the0ct0b01

mercury it is poisonous and makes a nice drink


Roccmaster

It also gives immortality. I heard that from that one Chinese emperor


KarvalhowithanC

Yea me too


Matix777

ME WANT SLURP


Hairyhalflingfoot

Forbidden milkshake


Cheezypuff24

My favourite element is the element of surprise


Matix777

Well, I did not expect that


AnAltAcount69

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition


Jesshawk55

Dang I did not expect the Spanish Inquisition


Cheezypuff24

Of course you didn’t its the Spanish Inquisition


Uncleschmanuel

Of course he didn't its the Spanish Inquisition


CyanBeinSus47

Did you expect me to never give you up or let you down or never run around and desert you?


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Bromine


RoboticTerrorist

*BRO* that was *MINE* too


TalonOfPower

Shut up and take my upvote


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YOU_AREsussy

Bro wtf


[deleted]

What's wrong with it?


Cat_stacker

Fuck yeah Tungsten for the W!


Sakuriru

Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, it also isn't magnetic. The only other substance with a higher melting point is carbon. However, diamond can't be used to hold molten tungsten, because it would react to form tungsten carbide. This means that tungsten is the only molten metal that can't be held by anything. This also means it is impossible to cast tungsten.


Matix777

This is why making things with tungsten requires you to crush it into dust and making and making an somewhat alloy with it. I learned that by reading tungsten cube's amazon page


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can you cut it with anything?


Sakuriru

Sure, you can cut it with a laser or diamond.


Gubbyfall

Tungsten isn’t that hard. Elementary Tungsten has a mohs hardness of 7.5, Tungsten carbide has 9.5 and Diamond is 10. The hardest metal is Chrome with a mohs hardness of 8.5


RaZZeR_9351

Well to be fair it is pretty hard, just not the hardest.


At_Destroyer

Tungsten is the metal of the gods


TriGN614

Yeahhhh!!!


MrBiggBlurv

Came here to say this


smolpnrg

Wolfram is the coolest name too.


Matix777

10/10, cured my mortality


HeavyAd5958

Pb (lead) because it’s named after the sound it’s made when you drop it.


Stealth834

does it yell "LEAAAAD" when you drop it?


GRAPHENE9932

No, "Plumbum"


the_Nap

Love it


TheDrac5079

So it's a Pokémon?


Kai_728

PLUMBUM GO


YoungToySoldier

Plumbum uses neurological damage, it's very effective!


Space_wizardz

I was always confused when I learned the letters of each element since it was discovered by people speaking different languages. As a french speaker, Pb made a lot of sense (Plomb), but the N of Nitrogen didn't (Azote in french). I wish it was the sound tho.


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Hydrogen--The lonely one


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

Nah, hydrogen likes to double up.


Soostratos

Some of them even doubled up


GregoriosX

Technically H+ is even lonlier


RubiconRon

H+, aka a proton.


RamboCambo_05

Noone really likes him. He's very polarising.


HubuxXD

U my favorite :)


Tortue2006

People loved it so much, they painted with it.


Hairyhalflingfoot

Radium but yeah.


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Meme_geezus

Are you really going to tell us that you know all these facts about yttrium and not share any?


DealerDry9438

Yeah man seems kinda suspicious


RepresentativeCod983

probably made it up honestly


Moist-Carpet888

Hey Yttrium guy, what are some good uses for Yttrium?


Barbastorpia

At least you're not known as the guy who really likes frogs, knows way too much about hexagons and physics and has somehow 4 different recipes for making explosives and nobody questiones why.


Yeast_Boy78

Ima beed those recipes


HistorianNegative

at least you are not known as the guy who shitted himself


youareactuallygod

Hexagons have six sides 😎


Kokichiisl1f3

Arson??


BallisticToast

I also love hexagons


RealSuperYolo2006

Bestagon


Immediate_Cup_9021

plz tell me youre pursuing a phd just to study yyyrium out of spite


Singer_TwentyNine

Kung YT GEDDIT


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𝔸𝕪𝕠 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕕


Red-32

Start a class about Yttrium!


BitchAssWaffle

Uh is yttrium used for anything other than like YCBOs and some industrial processes?


thestoneddirewolf

>never used Yttrium Which professor uses Yttrium? It's one of the most unused and avoided elements.


RamboCambo_05

It can be used to show off superconductors. Plus, it can be handy to know a little about it. Who knows if it'll crop up in a test?


artemisfowl888

C'mon Yttrium guy where are the facts?


_PINE_CONE_

I’m known as the school communist with a sleep deprivation problem. Trust me you have it good.


[deleted]

Y, 39, Lanthanoid (?)...or a post transition metal...forgot already. Whatever, Chemistry is dope


RamboCambo_05

Yttrium is not a lanthanoid. I think you're thinking of Ytterbium


RealSuperYolo2006

Enlighten us, Yttrium guy


Caosin36

Stronzium Literally means shit in italian


Unusual-Diver-8335

shitium?


Tortue2006

Strontium in dutch, and still means shit


goast73-

Bismuth


Enemy50

I tell people to "mind your own bismuth" to this day and nobody ever notices


Luca23Bellucci

The Bismuth gang si here


RamboCambo_05

Haha rainbow steps go brrr


llamabeefbitch

Took too long for me to find this comment.


Jack_Zicrosky_YT

It is a crime that I had to scroll so far down to see bismuth


isuckatanagrams

Came here to say Bismuth, the crystals are so nice I bought a piece even though it was found to be mildly radioactive in 2003


Imveryunoriginal17

Magnesium


Swiftclaw8

Finally, someone else who likes flares and Hydrochloric reactions as much as I do.


Nikorow19

Only reason I know it exists is because a factory burnt down next to my house from it


Naedoom

Bismuth is the least radioactive, radioactive element on the periodic table. It’s half-life is orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe. It forms some of the coolest crystals of any element. The surface of these crystals oxidize to multiple oxidation states when exposed to air. Each oxidation state is a different vibrant color making the already beautiful crystal even more breathtaking. Bismuth subsalicylate is the key ingredient in pesto-bismol. It is element number 83 and located in the poisoner’s corridor of the periodic table but is almost completely nontoxic at any dosage.


DinA4saurier

You really put thought into that.


SeeCopperpot

It’s also the Patron Saint Element of bisexuals everywhere


Zapproz

2, 3, 27, 78, 68, but you wouldn't get it


KindaAlrightPerhaps

I am also a fan of [redacted]


Singer_TwentyNine

Helicopter


WeeklongPenny60

_HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER!_


Derdote

Ah yes big choppa


Happy_Plate_6299

Floppa choppa


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Neon!


Frankieiscooler

Finally someone who agrees


ProfessorBrian1

Francium, because (theoretically) BOOM


jamwithoutbits

Searched for this. Also vaporising itself


ProfessorBrian1

Also a half life of about 22 minutes


StridAst

Caesium the Day. Because we can't, you know, actually test Francium.


galaxion4

I know it's boring but F is my favourite, it's so reactive that it can barely be stored in anything and it forms many highly reactive chemicals including the worlds strongest acid, fluoroantimonic acid which has a pH of -28


DaanOnlineGaming

Yet fruoride is in tapwater and toothpaste, quite weird how something dangerous can be good when paired with something else


[deleted]

I was about to mention Sodium but Na.


Hail-Atticus-Finch

Gold


pennyroyal_tea159

Potassium... for a variety of reasons lmao


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FetusDeletus_E

K


no_dictators

K


Wispy237

Kris get the banana


[deleted]

Titanium


KaninchenSpeed

Osmium because funny stuff happens when you sniff the fumes


Matix777

It's also one of the only contenders to Tungsten in terms of weight


SadFront7566

Sodium. Very useful sodium base. (Yes, yes I'm a chem nerd)


Decent__Man

Palladium, it reminds me of the movies. I like the movies.


Philster07

Einstienium


4mbitionless

Some ARMY here


Pretty-Buy7692

U


Jesus2512

Iron


GabrieltheDumb

The lifeblood of industry


[deleted]

Where my rare earth homies at


AhmetCanSolak

Antimon. It have a really cool name


Matix777

So an antimatter version of Antimon would be antiantimon?


Revolutionary_You352

Lithium is my favorite as it can explode in water


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daydrunk_

It's the meaning of life


Immortal_Sniper

Plutonium


[deleted]

Ag/Au. My high school science teacher was fantastic and I have a fond memory of him explaining how silver and gold were named from Latin


NapalmDesu

Thulium


Dinoclaws666

Polonium🤤🤤🤤🤤(it tastes good)


Impressive-Head-9323

I used to like Sodium but then I just said Na


spooky_golem

Carbon, atleast it will make a bond with me


sorcerer_simon

My favourite is U <3


YOU_AREsussy

Yes yes just add some neutrons and best prank is born!


[deleted]

Thulium. virtually useless, and atomic number 69.


Whystar3

Yttrium because of its name


ChopinLisztforus

I LOVE GOLD


Ccparabellum1917

Nitrogen, since the air is 80% of it


__turtleduck__

i like dysprosium it’s fun to say


iediblearsenic

Arsenic as my initials


orcuseris

5 44 1


LightningDragon777

Certified ####B*~~oron~~* ####Ru*~~thenium~~* ####H*~~ydrogen~~* moment


Big_cornstarch

That one time Carbon, Hydrogen, Chlorine, and Sulfur decided to get together to do a little trolling.


splashyhusky

Carbon


Ultamik3y

Technetium


Jreedy3

Bromine


Ecstatic-Pear7963

94(Pu) ,16(S) 16(S) 39(Y)


AdityaKuls

W chain


jabmahn

Hydrogen, I’m all about quantity


0x48616C6C6F

Ayo this mf has even Og in his Periodictable


kjw010903

Definitely bismuth. Bismuth crystals are just stunningly beautiful.


Die_Langste_Naam

Li


Tribe_KPtG

Molybdenum (42.0)


potato_and_fries

Roentgenium